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I will become God-Harem King of the World! [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

Discussion in 'Questing' started by Alexander, Jan 23, 2014.

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  1. Deathwings

    Deathwings Questionable French Guy

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    Alex, please, post something. Anything so they'll actually shut up. This has gone beyond tiresome.

    She's an Oni so there's, like, a 99% chance that it's shibari.
     
  2. Mu-Sensei

    Mu-Sensei No Work, No Life.

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    She also seem to enjoy dominace play, if her comments about Issei turning the tables on her and how hot that would be are to be believed.
     
  3. Smuthunter

    Smuthunter Begone Thot!

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    Most likely femdom. I seem to remember something about oni having a thing for kidnapping their husbands. Maybe she thinks she'll be the dominant one in this relationship?

    *Ominous cackle*

    The poor thing. We're going to have to let her win every now and then, aren't we? Now if only we could justify practicing rope work before the lemon happens...

    Oh wait! I'll bet just about anything Issei has the complete Nana to Kaoru series stashed away under his bed somewhere. That would work perfectly!
     
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  4. iamnuff

    iamnuff Connoisseur.

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    meh, i'm done now.

    I won't be continuing this discussion anymore

    Actually, I posted this solely so that when i WANT to reply again, i won't be able to, because i said i wouldn't.

    unless i forget....

    Is that a part of the Oni legend?

    i know that the whole "kidnapping" thing is a part of the legend, but I don't remember if Shibari enters into it.

    also, she doesn't seem very tactful.

    i wonder how akeno would react to hearing about that... she's supposed to be both a S and a M, right?

    also, it's kinda supprising that we aren't very close to Akeno and Rias.

    I guess it's because we managed to accidentally dodge "Naked Rias Time" by not sleeping?

    heh, our poor Protagonist would be heartbroken if he knew.
     
  5. nightblade

    nightblade Gone for Good

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    You know why am I not surprised to see Larekko being his unusual self.
     
  6. Smuthunter

    Smuthunter Begone Thot!

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    We've had other things on our minds like trying not to get killed by fallen angels. Now that that's not a problem we can probably justify taking a day off or so to hang out with the Gremory peerage and build some closer ties with our sempais. If nothing else, Koneko seems to like us in spite of herself. :D
     
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  7. nightblade

    nightblade Gone for Good

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    When did she say that.
     
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  8. Silversun17

    Silversun17 Connoisseur.

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    someone should do an omake of Milliet and Asia finding Issei's copies of nana to Kaoru.
     
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  9. BFldyq

    BFldyq It's pronounced Be-Fled-Ick

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    ....Who told you this? Because whoever told you this is either grossly misinformed, or lying.

    In fact, this misunderstanding is why the whole "NMI" and "UMI" is being given the boot: too many people were misunderstanding what they actually meant, and started labelling "UMI" "evil mindrape", when that was never supposed to be the case. The devs have also complained that the person who choose the term should have picked a better term for it.

    And yes, I have proof:
    Link: http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?709678-Exalted-Sex-and-Sexuality-in-Creation-II-or-quot-This-time-we-actually-talk-about-sex-quot/page27
     
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  10. Eler0

    Eler0 Versed in the lewd.

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    here

     
  11. BFldyq

    BFldyq It's pronounced Be-Fled-Ick

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    Rias didn't have any Phoenix Tears. Those things are rare and expensive, you know.

    Some of these are wrong as well:
    There was no real game plan, because they couldn't come up with a method to actually do so other then "wear him down". Maybe if Akeno had been willing to use her Fallen Angel powers, that would have been different, but she wasn't, and Rias is too compassionate too force her to.
    There was no contingency, because Rias is both inexperienced, and outmatched. If things went south, they would almost certainly lose, contingency or not. Rias even admitted that herself.
    In case you hadn't noticed, Issei was a good chunk of their manpower, so yes, pressure was applied. They were up against experienced fighters with a numerical superiority, what do you expect?
    Okay, this is just unfair. Just because you didn't see them training, doesn't mean they weren't training. What do you think they were doing while Issei and Asia were training under one of the others? Sitting on their asses?
    Her running off was a bad mistake, but remember: she's young, unexperienced and emotional. Other then that, her performance had no real issues. Unfortunately, she was up against an opponent that her biggest advantage(the Power of Destruction) was useless against(Immortality). She simply couldn't overcome that advantage.

    And before you ask why she didn't carry around something like holy water or a cross like Issei did: that only worked as well as it did because Issei boosted them. They would have been pretty ineffectual otherwise.
     
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  12. iamnuff

    iamnuff Connoisseur.

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    wasn't it Raizer's queen who had the tears? because raizer gave them to her?
     
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  13. BFldyq

    BFldyq It's pronounced Be-Fled-Ick

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    Correct. Rias had no tears, so blaming her for not handing them out is completely unfair.

    And reposting this, so it won't get lost:
    ....Who told you this? Because whoever told you this is either grossly misinformed, or lying.

    In fact, this misunderstanding is why the whole "NMI" and "UMI" is being given the boot: too many people were misunderstanding what they actually meant, and started labelling "UMI" "evil mindrape", when that was never supposed to be the case. The devs have also complained that the person who choose the term should have picked a better term for it.

    And yes, I have proof:
    Link: http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?709678-Exalted-Sex-and-Sexuality-in-Creation-II-or-quot-This-time-we-actually-talk-about-sex-quot/page27
     
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  14. iamnuff

    iamnuff Connoisseur.

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    also, was that actually stated? because IIRC the crowd had a huge"oh shit, he actually DID that!?" reaction.

    Raizer is a devil, he was born a devil and he will always be a devil. Rias is the same.
    Holy stuff hurts them, so they don't really consider using it, it never crossed their minds.

    Kiba can use holy swords, but that's specifically a function of his Gear, and it's supposed to be a huge fucking deal.

    I thought Issei deciding to use the cross was a hint at his still human mindset. I've always like the idea of devils using holy stuff, (Good omens had a good one) or Fae using iron. (desden files)

    Theres no greater way to show that shit is getting real, than have someone use their own hated weakness as a weapon.

    it's like seeing superman shank someone with a chunk of kryptonite.
     
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  15. Smuthunter

    Smuthunter Begone Thot!

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    More that holy stuff hurts them just to be in contact with so they can't use it. Raiser was hurt just by being punched with a fist that was holding a cross, he never actually came in contact with it. What surprised everyone was that Issei was able to use them, and he was able to use them with just that one hand because Ddraig turned it into a dragon arm.

    And it was hands down the most brilliant tactic Issei has ever used. ;D
     
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  16. Silversun17

    Silversun17 Connoisseur.

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    I thought it was pulling out and boosting holy water to negate the regen.
     
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  17. BFldyq

    BFldyq It's pronounced Be-Fled-Ick

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    It was both:
    So, as seen, above a certain level, Devils are unaffected by plain old holy water and crosses. It hurts, but doesn't actually harm them on their own.

    Think of it like an elemental weakness in Pokémon: it hurts them more then normal, but if they're of a significantly higher level, the advantage is useless.
     
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  18. Smuthunter

    Smuthunter Begone Thot!

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    Oh not that, I'm referring to the fight in general.

    Trading his arm for a power-up is just standard shonen material, a deadly upgrade like all the others. What's brilliant is that Issei turned around and took advantage of the price he paid for that upgrade, effectively gaining two power-ups for the price of one. So now he has Balance Breaker to bring him up to par with Raiser plus the ability to hold Asia's cross and inflict spiritual damage which gives him a chance of accomplishing Rias's goal of breaking Raiser's spirit. But when the Balance Breaker cuts out before he can land the finishing blow he still has the holy water hidden away as a contingency plan. How many shonen heroes put that much thought into their battle plans? I can think of maybe one or two at best.

    That and Issei's epic trollface when he pulled out the vial in the anime pretty much made the fight for me.
     
  19. BFldyq

    BFldyq It's pronounced Be-Fled-Ick

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    Oh, just got some new info: the beginning of Volume 6 states it's the beginning of September. The beginning of Volume 17 states it's the beginning of December.

    So volume 6-7, 9-12 and 14-16 took place over a 3-month period. Add in Volume 5, and that's 4 months.
     
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  20. touhou ranfuku

    touhou ranfuku Versed in the lewd.

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    @Smuthunter

    Wait until we get Issei trolls Cao Cao with the bullet animated, but honestly I don't know if the anime can get that far, I will be happy if the manga can get to that part, though.
     
  21. Extras: Omake - 1
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    ZipLopz Know what you're doing yet?

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    ...[​IMG]

    And challenge done!

    )))))) Line Break ((((((

    "Are you sure we should be doing this?" Asia asked nervously, gazing on as her fellow blonde rummaged through the various possessions of their savior.

    "It's fine, Asia-chan. Well, if we don't get caught, that is." Mittelt muttered the last part to herself, looking for a specific item that Issei was sure to own.

    Hyoudou Issei's pornographic material. As he was what one could call a Super Pervert, he was sure to have a diverse range of porno mags and DVD's that he 'took care of his business' with.

    Mittelt set out to find his stash as it would give her an insight into the more perverse interests of Issei. Using them as a base, she would wear down his restraint and begin to screw him so hard she couldn't feel her legs after appeal to his more unique interests! After all, Issei was a human and he was sure to have those desires.

    Albeit, Mittelt had never known just how large the perversion of Hyoudou Issei was. That was why she wanted to find out by looking through his porn. As she had once heard from one of her relatives back home-

    'You can find out a lot about your man by finding out what kind of porn he likes!'

    Or maybe they were talking about his hobbies...

    Oh well, she was already digging through Issei's stuff, might as well keep going!

    'Have I checked under his bed, yet?' The blonde fallen angel thought, glancing towards the brunette Solar's bed. 'It's a good place to look, if a bit too obvious.'

    "Asia-chan, can you help me look under his bed?" Mittelt asked.

    The innocent girl's face heated up as she was requested to take part in the search of lewd materials. "B-But..."

    The part-Oni girl took pity and pulled herself out of the closet that she had been rummaging through. All she'd found were Issei's clothing (which still had a bit of his scent on them) , several anime DVD's, collections of manga (none of which were erotic beyond the usual fan-service, sadly). She walked over to the bed and got on her knees to look under it.

    "Hm?" Mittelt blinked as she saw another collection of manga under the bed. "Why weren't these with the others?"

    "Did you find something, Mittelt-san?" Asia asked curiously, wondering why the girl stopped.

    "I think I did." She reached over to the volume with the number one on its spine, designating it as the first volume in the series. Getting out from under the bed, Mittelt looked at the cover.

    'Nana to Kaoru? I wonder...' She raised an eyebrow at the design on the cover. It was a dark-haired girl wearing a dog collar (?) as she bit her index finger. Mittelt's heart rate went up as she realized she might have found what she was looking for.

    "Do you want to read it with me?" She asked Asia, wanting to get the girl involved. It would be hot nice to get the girl corrupted informed of Issei's fetishes interests.

    "Auu..." The blonde former nun's blush turned more red, but she nodded shakily. Sitting down next to Mittelt on the bed, she leaned slightly to get a better view.

    "Let's get started." The fallen angel muttered as she cracked open the volume, Asia peaking in as well.

    *One chapter later*

    'S-So, he has an interest in S&M? This kind of information is what I was looking for!' Mittelt cheered internally as she kept reading intensely, blood leaking steadily out of her nose.

    "...Iiiiipphhh!" Asia's words were unintelligible as she covered her eyes with her hands, but peaked out between her index and middle fingers. Her blush had upgraded to a color resembling that of a fire hydrant or a tomato.

    "If he's keeping something like this under his bed, then there might be more stuff!"

    Mittelt grinned as she hopped up and slipped under the bed with a shout of 'Banzai!'

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    "..." Issei blinked as he saw a strange sight in his room.

    In the middle of his floor, Mittelt and Asia (both of whom were blushing, he noted) were kneeling in Seiza, the former, holding her hands behind her back.

    "Uhh, what's going on?" the Solar asked with confusion.

    Wordlessly, Mittelt brought out two items from her back. In her left hand, she held two dog collars (?). In the right, there was a whip (?!).

    'Don't tell me, they found the manga under my bed?!' Issei thought in trepidation, hoping to keep his erotic material to himself. He wouldfeel as if he'd die of embarrassment if that was the case. He glanced around the room and found...

    There were S&M tools and other 'fun-time' toys lining the walls.

    'They did! They found my pooooooorrrrrrrrnnnnnn!!!!' He almost screamed in horror, as if he found a monster in front of him that was about to butcher him. In this case, it was something worse.

    He had to explain his stash of erotic things!

    '[It's your own fault for not hiding it well enough, partner. Well, at least this way, they know how to cater to your fetishes.]' Said the Heavenly Dragon in his Boosted Gear, Ddraig, as he snickered.

    '{I concur. After this debacle, we shall discuss the proper procedures to hiding the material that panders to your erotic desires.}' Bright-sensei spoke in a tone of finality.

    'I don't need to be reminded, damnit!' Issei shouted to the voices in his head.

    "I saw where your more primal interests lay, so I prepared accordingly." Mittelt said with a blush, wondering if she was using a tone that was a tad too formal. "B-But this is my first time and Asia's, too, s-so please be gentle." She faltered on the last part of her statement, her blush growing more red.

    "Hauuu..." Asia was too caught up in the surrealism of the current situation to provide any words.

    '[Gahahahahahaha!!! I had hosts who did stuff like this, but I never suspected it to happen this fast! Show 'em the power of a real dragon, partner!]"' Even if he couldn't see the dragon, Issei could feel Ddraig grinning in his head.

    '{This shall clear out some of the perversion, worm. Go forth and lay your claim to these maidens as your first concubines!}' The First Age Solar gave the go-ahead.

    'You two aren't helping this in the leeeeeaaaaaassssstttttt!!!' Issei screamed internally.

    )))))) Line Break ((((((

    Whew, that took a while. In advance, I apologize if I got any of the characters wrong.

    Was this satisfactory?
     
  22. Brandark

    Brandark Not too sore, are you?

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    This needs to be canon .
     
  23. Bloodshifter

    Bloodshifter The Bio-Armor Lover

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    Dunno I think Asia would have passed out or had been used for dress up by Mittelt by the time Issei came back I can't see her simply waiting there and not being used by the Fallen Angel.
     
  24. Silversun17

    Silversun17 Connoisseur.

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    she has passed out and woken up multiple times?
     
  25. Walkir

    Walkir Super Happy Awesome Fun Time On Vacation

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    No Black Label? ;)

    Just kidding, that was great.
     
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    nightblade Gone for Good

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  27. Brandark

    Brandark Not too sore, are you?

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    Don't take it seriously .The S and M thing is a misunderstanding on Mitelt's part . As the ultimate pervert , Issei didn't leave any kind of fetish untouched as long as it involved pretty girls . Doesn't mean he is going to do those acts in real life . Here , he is not about to engage in S and M . He is just embarrassed about having his porn discovered by the girls .

    Wait , did I just explain the joke ?

    My sincere apologies .
     
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  28. Heaven Canceler

    Heaven Canceler Behind You!

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    I agree that if we can erase the specific part of the last few minutes that concerns the problem it would be relatively easy. Still, we have obviously different opinions as I would think that loosing a week could very well Change a Person so it is no longer the same, especially if it is an important one. Because sure, you can relearn the stuff, but will they do that? A Person that loses a year may make totally different decisions in the future and develop differently then the last time. If the memories were then returned, the resulting mix would again be different then the former two cases.

    Still, it is unlikely that we can Change the other's opinion, so I will leave it at that.

    About Yang and Ruby, why do we think they don't have parents or at least an adult that Looks over them? They apparently didn't have any Magic necessary to screw with People until now, so how did they deal with obvious Problems. Hell, do they actually go to some School?

    I am sorry, but I am not aware of any universal values assigned to the term "Soul". Considering that we have no idea whether souls exist in real life or what they do, they could be anything people call souls. Yes, they could be the metaphysical truth of a person or some such. It could also be that a soul is actually the place where memories are gathered and giving someone brain damage is actually going to do serious stuff, or nothing at all. It depends on whether the soul is in the brain or connected to it and whether damaging the brain also damages the soul. Hell, the Soul may just be a marker god made to easily distinguish humans from various other species and vice versa. Or it could be a thousand other things, it is just a word after all.
     
  29. Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    Zip, that was awesome :D!!! Omakes like this make me weep in joy, because they show me people feel inspired by what I write. As a writer, this is the greatest honor.

    Oh, and....

    Stop this discussion on UMI and NMI. Now please.
     
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  30. Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    Anyway sorry if I have yet to post an update: not for lack of inspiration I assure you. I'm collaborating with kinglugia for the next part and I am waiting for his input.
     
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