Trials of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

Interlude​

In Japan, situated between the Nagano and Yamanashi Prefectures, during the year 1964 was founded the Yatsugatake-Chūshin Kōgen Quasi-National Park. There, between the Yatsugatake mountain range and Mt. Kaikoma, exists a valley that is near Lake Suwa. And in the middle of this valley exists a uninhabited but well conserved shrine called the Komagatake Shrine, situated at the base of Mt. Kaikoma.

However, very few are aware of the old, original name of the Shrine.

Hakurei Shrine.

Let's look closer, past the barrier erected many years ago by powerful supernatural forces, and you will see that the temple, the other half of it, isn't uninhabited as the other one.

"Reimu! Give me tea, da ze!"

It is much more worn down however.

"No donations, no tea. Go away Marisa."

On the shrine's grounds, there are three unique individuals.

The first one is a young miko with long black hair wearing a red and white shrine maiden outfit. Said outfit leave her armpits and skin exposed in a way that no proper miko would consider acceptable. Sadly, her ancestors were perverts and she herself doesn't know better.

The second one is another young girl with long blond hair wearing a very stereotypical black and white western witch outfit complete with pointed hat. She wears an apron over it, but that's her personal preference.

The third one is another young girl with long ginger hair, two horns coming out from them, wearing a tattered white singlet and a long purple skirt. She is also drunk, but that's a common occurrence.

As the other two argue over tea and sweets the girl with ginger hair, stare at the sky with a content face, her cheeks red as she drinks sake from her gourd that never run of it.

The idyllic scenes is however disturbed when a girl with black raven wings coming out of her back flies over the shrine and land at the entrance.

"Tengu Mail Service, here's to satisfy all your requests!" The girl adopts a cute poise before addressing the others. "Who is Suika Ibuki?"

"I-Hic!-am!" The ginger haired girl replies.

"There is mail for you!" She hands out to Suika a letter before flying away.

A large smile blossoms on Suika's lips as she reads who the sender is. Opening the letter she starts reading it with fondness. "Mh...Mh-Hic!...Ohoh, she is having fun I see. A Yatagarasu? Hic! Now that's not a lesser feat. Hic!"

"Someone you know?" The miko asks Suika while she is busy keeping the witch away from her kitchen. "I never saw you receive mail before."

"From my granddaughter. She lives in the outside world, so letters take a lot to travel."

"I see-" And then time stops.

No, this wasn't the fault of a certain perfect maid or a certain Nietzsche vampire. It truth time didn't stop. However, seeing how the two girls seem to have become stone statues it's like the time stopped for them.

Eventually, after long agonizing seconds, the two turn their heads and stare at Suika with perfectly stoic expression and pupils the size of saucers. "...Pardon me?" The miko asks. "I could have sworn you said you have a granddaughter."

"I did-Hic!"

"That's impossible, da ze!" The witch exclaims. "To have a granddaughter you...you...yeah! You need to have a child!"

"I have a child. A daughter to be precise." Suika answers as it was the most natural thing in the world.

"You have a daughter?!"

"I'm also married."

"You are married, da zeeee!?!?"

"Oi-Hic! What are you surprised about?" Suika childishly pouts. "I have a personal life you know? It's not as if staying here drinking sake is all I have ever do in my life."

"Then why are you here?" The miko demands.

"Free meals of course-Hic!"

As the witch restrains the miko, who now holds a Gohei and seems fully determined to murder Suika with it, Suika takes out a wallet from her singlet and show the contents to the other two. "See, see? Those are my handsome husband and beautiful daughter!"

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The two young girls could only stare, their minds failing to comprehend the sheer impossibility before their eyes.

"Is he a lolicon, da ze?"

"Why yes! How did you know?"

"Call it intuition." The witch deadpans.

"How-How did you give b-birth?!"

"With a lot of troubles." Suika grimaces. "I kept switching between constantly wanting to eat miso soup and wanting to eat strawberries. It was maddening!"

"That's not what...nevermind." The miko shakes her head. "S-So you're married. How did it happen?"

"Weeel-" Suika puts a fingers on her lips. "I was drunk at the time, but I think it went more or less like this:-"

*Flashback*

"Hic! Hic! Party! I want a party! There are only rubbles here! Hic! Give a party!"

*sound of something being destroyed*

"Noooo!! The ancient Maya Temple! You! What did you do? Get lost! Lost!"

"Woah. Hic! Are you picking up a fight with me? Hic!"

"I will if necessary. As an archeologist I can't allow for the priceless relics of the past to be violated!"

"Bring it on! Hic!"

*out-of-this-world battle*

"Y-You're pretty good you know?"

"Passion for my work gives me strength! I. Will. Not. Fall!"

"This is fun! Keep going!"

*another out-of-this-world battle*

"Aaah, aaah...I-I lost?"

"Aaah, aaah...S-Seems like it."

"Aaah...Ehi."

"What?"

"Do you want to marry me?"

"Will you stop destroying ancient temples?"

"Yeah."

"Then I accept."

*End of Flashback*

"-And the next day we had a big party to celebrate and I got drunk with a lot of very good eastern wines. Not as good as sake of course." She takes another long sip, completely ignoring the shell shocked faces of her friends.

"T-This is the most stupid thing I have ever heard!" The miko screams in outrage.

"Wait, he defeated you?" The witch asks. "Is he a Youkai?"

"Nope. Fallen Angel."

"Fallen Angel? You mean those guys from Christianity who got kicked out of Heaven because they had sex or something?"

"Yeah. He's a beast in bed." Suika leers in a sultry way, making the other two step back in disgust at the mental image. Ignoring their reactions Suika cups her chin. "Mmh...Now since Mittelt-chan is having so much fun, maybe I should give her a visit! Yeah! I will do that." Lifting the gourd over her shoulder she starts walking away. "Plus I want to see in person this Sun Dragon Demigod. Never saw one before. Maybe I will ask Yuugi if she wants to tag along..."

And so Suika disappears in the distance, leaving the miko and witch alone.

"....Sun Dragon Demigod?"

"Your guess is as good as mine."
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The ritual to make Eiko Issei's familiar was brought to completion for the cost of 3 Xp. Check the results here.