Tribulations of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

[X] Help the girl.
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What are you saying? There is only one thing to do.

Go into the fray and save the girl!

[I don't think she needs saving.]

{The enemy coming at her from her blind side says otherwise.}

[Uh, you're right. Whaddaya know?]

'Less talking and more action. Ddraig, starts silent Boost!'

[On it!]

[Boost!] {Boost!}

You jump out of your cover and dash forward, uncaring of being spotted by the Devil. Essence floods your body, giving it the unyielding of steel and the strength of a hero of legend. In the night, a new sun is born.

The mysterious girl keeps shooting with her umbrella-machinegun (yes, seriously), never noticing the gorilla coming at her from the left.

So you do it for her. "ON YOUR LEFT!" You shout before jumping.

"Eh?" She turns around, lone eyes widening at the giant fist raised above her.

And then you kick the youkai's back with enough force to blast a hole through its body, landing with a graceful twist next to the girl in a blaze of golden glory.

The youkai stands still for a few second before exploding.

One word: Badass.

"Wha-! Who are you?"

You flip your hair away from your face and show the presents a confident smile. "Just a passing through defender of the city."

[Boost!] {Boost!}

[Now he's pulling out Kamen Rider references?!] A sempai cries. [This is getting ridiculous!]

[The kid warps the laws of physics on a daily base.] Another replies. [We passed ridiculous a long time ago.]

Goodness, your mind is so crowded. Still, you just jumped out of seemly nowhere: she's right to being suspicious. "Don't worry, I am here to help you."

"What help? I don't need help!" She waves her umbrella up and down in denial.

You point to the youkai's carcass. "Yes, you need it. I was watching you very carefully, so I know what I am saying."

"Eh? Eh!?" For some reason she blushes and looks away. "You we-were...You noticed me?"

'Well duh! It was pretty difficult to miss a little girl fighting against horrors from beyond the veil.' However, before you can focalize your thoughts the Devil starts, of all things, clapping.

"As amusing as the sketch is, I am afraid watching kids posing as wannabe superheroes isn't high on my list of priorities for the night." The guy is totally looking down on you. He snaps his fingers, and the remaining monsters form a wall between you and him. "It matters little from where you come from. You meddled in my business, so I am going to kill you. Plain and simple."

[Boost!] {Boost!}

"Shut up! You point a clawed finger at him. "I recognize some of the monsters you use: a recently arrested Stray Devil used them too. Are you his accomplice?"

"No, he was just a consumer." He shrugs, his smile one of derision. "He needed expendable distractions on top of his own, so I sold some to him. Whatever business he had here, I don't know not I care. After finishing to collect the data I was ready to leave, but then the runt happened."

"Who are you calling a runt?!" The girl screams in indignation.

"You're short, and you don't have boobs." At the word 'boobs' the girl's expression freezes. "You're a runt. Or do you prefer to be called 'midget'?"

"Y-Y-You..." She starts releasing a murderous aura. "I will fucking kill you!!"

'Oh boys. She's like Koneko-chan, only more vocal. Note to self: never mention breasts and height near her.' You think while sweat-dropping.

"You! Pretty boy! Can you keep those bastards busy for a few seconds?" She asks you, livid with rage.

"For that and more." You flex your fingers and assumes a martial stance.

"Then get out of the way when I tell you!" At her signal you dash forward. The artificial monsters, because now you're sure they are mass-produced, change en-masse.

[Keep moving and aim at the eyes.] Elsha suggests. [Since the girl asked for time it's probable she is preparing a stronger attack. You can finish those than survive later.]

'Got it sempai.' You dodge an enormous fist and jump up. Your fingers mercilessly claw through the monster's face and eyes.

[Boost!] {Boost!}

Boosted Gear is full! As the youkai rears its head out in pain you use its chest as a stepping stone and shoot to the next one, a lanky mass of tentacles shaped like a tree. It tries to grab you in midair. In response you cleave through the appendices with a kick. You turn around as to land onto him while facing the ground. At the impact you burrow your fingers into its pseudo-flesh and run down all the way to the ground without removing the fingers.

Another monster chose to ignore you in favor of advancing forward, so you blast him with a Dragon Shot.

"Now!" You hear the girl shouting. You jump sideway, clearing her line of fire.

And unfortunately giving you a perfect view of what's to come.

"Hiden Ninpō!" Hiden...isn't that something a ninja from a film would say. Hell, you're pretty sure you read it in Naruto.

She reaches down and pull up her skirt. At the same time...

"Eh-?" (You)

[Oh-!"] (Ddraig)

[GAh-!!] (All Male Sempai)

Something pokes from inside it and starts standing up. Something enormous.

"OH-?" (You)

[MY-!"] (Ddraig)

[GOD!!] (All Male Sempai)

"Walküre!" She flips her skirt up.

[IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!]



Paralyzed from the shock you can only watch helplessly, and completely freaked out, as the unholy rod starts spewing its heavy load onto the damned souls-

"Wait a minute." You squint your eyes.

That's just a very big gun (albeit one put in a very compromising position).

And then you hit the ground, roll a few times and end up prone.

You lay down, watching as the monsters are shredded by a rain of projectiles designed to pierce tank's armor. 'Ddraig.'

[Yes partner?] Just like yours, the dragon's voice is lifeless.

'I think I am now mentally scarred.'

[As I am partner.]

[AND SO WE ARE!!!] All your male sempai cries.

[] Weep for your lost innocence.
[] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
[] Swallow the disgust and...kill the remaining monsters?
[] Write-in.
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I dare you to watch the video and don't get mental scars. I dare you.