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Tribulations of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

Discussion in 'Questing' started by Alexander, Jul 7, 2014.

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  1. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    Thanks didn't know that.
     
  2. Crow

    Crow I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
     
  3. codeRR

    codeRR Heroic spirit unkown

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    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X] Make a mental note to weep for your lost innocence later.
     
  4. Dreadis

    Dreadis No idea whats going on

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    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X] Make a mental note to weep for your lost innocence later.
     
  5. Odysseus2099

    Odysseus2099 Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X]You kip up, and take to the sky shattering the ground as you leave it and that image behind. You have Devil to Judge.
     
  6. Dudenator

    Dudenator Know what you're doing yet?

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    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X] Get some answers from this guy/the girl, they are having secret battles in devil country after all.
     
  7. Larekko12

    Larekko12 Connoisseur.

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    Weeping for your lost innocence is weak. This affects Issei? After training with an Elder Solar? Wrestling a Dragon? Taming the Power Primal?
    Working under the sadism of Azazel?

    After having braved the depth of depravity that is 4chan and the japanese corner of the internet? Bah Bah I say.

    I say that we are a solar.
    I say that we are Japanese!
    I say that we are not a virgin!

    And that punking out here might develop a negative intimacy towards the loli.

    So be Strong and weep nought for nothing is lost.
     
  8. Megaolix

    Megaolix Moderator

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    How about just going with the flow instead? It's comedy despair, not serious business despair.
     
  9. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    Actually, considering our Integrity is only at 1 dot and all, this sort of thing still getting a reaction from us, well its not that shocking, particularly since we have yet to max our Willpower yet /shrug just saying
     
  10. Justbrowsing

    Justbrowsing Not too sore, are you?

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    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X]You kip up, and take to the sky shattering the ground as you leave it and that image behind. You have Devil to Judge.

    -[?] Make a mental note to weep for your lost innocence later.
     
  11. Prince Charon

    Prince Charon Just zis guy, you know?

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    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X]You kip up, and take to the sky shattering the ground as you leave it and that image behind. You have Devil to Judge.

    Yeah, we've almost certainly seen worse.
     
  12. Silversun17

    Silversun17 Connoisseur.

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    I read the weep bit as Issei just being a drama queen and wanting a justification to ask Yang to a spur of the moment grappling practice session.
     
  13. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    True, Issei does tend to run on Cheese and HAM!, when he's not running on pure Shounen Hot Bloodedness /laugh
     
  14. Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    He is a Solar and a fan of Jojo. So obviously he is the Best as playing HAM! :))
     
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  15. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    Will Issei ever perform FABULOUS and sexy posing? Also who's his favorite character?
     
  16. noahgab1133

    noahgab1133 Don't you trust me?

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    dammit now i have the image of solar!issei using his totem as a stand !
     
  17. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    OPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAIOPPAI!

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    Yare yare~.

    So, tally?
     
  19. Fellgar

    Fellgar Connoisseur.

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    I don't know the exact count but we are definitely going after the devil. Weaping not included.
     
  20. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    While waiting for other people to post I rediscovered this gem on tg: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17027063/
     
  21. Ubylkoen

    Ubylkoen Not Ganondorf.

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    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X] Make a mental note to weep for your lost innocence later.
    -[X]Afterwards demand that the girl should take responsibility.
     
  22. Diller

    Diller Versed in the lewd.

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    Too tired to do show who voted exactly for what but this plan won

    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X] Make a mental note to weep for your lost innocence later.
     
  23. Fellgar

    Fellgar Connoisseur.

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    Yeah no the weaping didn't have enough from my quick overlook.
     
  24. Diller

    Diller Versed in the lewd.

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    What? That's not right give me a minute


    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.

    Crow ianmuff Fellgar

    3 votes


    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X] Make a mental note to weep for your lost innocence later.

    EternityChaos, Diller,CodeRR,Megaolix,Deathwings, cross_grave, Ziplopz, Sliver W. king overmind Selias
    Least Devotee Mu-Sensei Hanashinobi. Sliversun17 noahgab1133 nightblade drakebane dreadis

    18 votes

    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X] Make a mental note to weep for your lost innocence later.
    -[X]Afterwards demand that the girl should take responsibility.

    Smuthunter Melfician Introspective Tinkerer Disminded Noctum Unelemental stapledex2

    7 votes

    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil
    -[X]You kip up, and take to the sky shattering the ground as you leave it and that image behind. You have Devil to Judge.

    Sol Mark-1 Larekko12 kinglugia Odyssesus2099 Prince Charon Justbrowing

    6 votes

    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil
    -[X] Get some answers from this guy/the girl, they are having secret battles in devil country after all.

    Dudenator 1 vote

    Yeah I still got it right

    this plan won

    [X] Get your act together and go after the Devil.
    -[X] Make a mental note to weep for your lost innocence later.
     
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  25. Fellgar

    Fellgar Connoisseur.

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    And now your not showing just how many people voted for the vanilla go after the devil option.
     
  26. Diller

    Diller Versed in the lewd.

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    I just edited it in.
     
  27. Threadmarks: Extra Arc: Stray Devils and... Shinobi? (Part 3)
    Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    You shake your head wildly. Now it's not the time to daydream: you need to get your act together and go after the Devil.

    You will weep for your lost innocence later.

    [I will weep for myself now then! Waaaaah!] Ddraig starts sobbing.

    [Ugh, what a bunch of babies.] A female sempai snorts. [Elsha-sama, do we really need to assist those morons?]

    [Now, now] She gently chides. [Everyone has something he is weak against.]

    [I don't.] [Oh, really? Oh oh oh.] [Elsha-sama? What are yo-NOOO! PLEASE ELSHA-SAMA ANYTHING BUT THAAAAA!!] [Oh oh oh!]

    You ignore the suggestive sounds coming from your mind and run towards where you last saw the Devil.

    Just in time to see him fall from the sky. 'Did the girl hit him?' You think, only for your confusion to grow as he starts crawling away backward while gesturing wildly to the approaching loli.

    "P-P-Pervert!!" He screams, his face ashen. Somehow, you feel a strange camaraderie forming between you and him.

    "Who are you calling a pervert?!" She accuses back in outrage.

    "That was a di*k! Who was the sick man who build a gun shaped like a di**?!" He makes a retching motion. "First that idiot with breasts, and now a midget obsessed with pe**ses! Where did dignity go?" He turns to you. "You feel the same right?"

    Internally you agree.

    Externally you grab him around the neck with the Gauntlets of Distant Touch, raise him in the air and smash him face first in the ground. "Surrender. You have a lot to explain to the Gremory and Sitri heiresses."

    "Hell no." The girl protests, pulling out a grenade. "The contract said to take his head. And even without that I am not going to let him go after he insulted me."

    You try to calm her down. "I understand you have your circumstances. But he admitted to have collaborated with a dangerous criminal. I need to interrogate him and discover what he knows."

    "Do you really have the time to dilly-dally?" The Devil stands up and with a flap of his wings jump away. "I'm not good at fighting, so that's why I always have someone with me who can do it for me. Come, my beloved!" He takes out a vial full of purple liquid and smashes in on the ground.

    BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLU!

    The liquid instantly begins to expand at a fast pace, quickly reaching a height of ten meters and a mass probably equal to an autobus. Mouths filled with many rows of sharp teeth and eyes with multiple pupils appear everywhere on the surface.

    "Behold! My ultimate creation, [Purucci Purucci N°31]!"

    "Pu~Ru~Ru~Ru~!" The monstrosity intones with a hundred different voices.

    Both you and the girl stare at him with deadpan stares. "Your naming sense sucks." She is the first to focalize both of your thoughts.

    "Shut up! You're just jealous! Purucci Purucci, attack!"

    "Pu~Ru~Ru~Ru~!" The thing starts advancing towards you.

    [] Write-in.
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    This was meant to be serious. But somehow we fell back on comedy. Mysteries of the Universe ::)
     
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  28. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    [img width=600 height=450]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080806095721/bleach/en/images/7/7c/Aaroniero_Arruruerie_Resurreccion.jpg[/img]
    Hora?
     
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  29. Megaolix

    Megaolix Moderator

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    So, blast it from afar? Not sure we want to get close to that.
     
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  30. Unelemental

    Unelemental Not too sore, are you?

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    What happened to the first 30?
     
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