Tribulations of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

[X] Mittelt is happy so you will be happy as well. also be polite.
-[X] let's just be careful and ready to contain any damage though.
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'So let's see if I got it right: Mittelt called her grandma, and she called Mittelt granddaughter. Meaning, she is Mittelt's grandmother.'

...Well many supernatural creatures live longer and age slower than normal humans, so while surprising it is easily explainable. What's matter the most is that Mittelt is happy so you will be happy as well. You just have to be careful and ready to contain any damage though. Even if this is Mittelt's family-

Mittelt's family?

Oh crap. Isn't this the girl... woman... person who made Azazel nervous just by thinking about her getting angry? 'Quick Ddraig: how strong she is?'

[*sniff* Be polite partner. Be very polite.]

'Iiih'.

"What is going on?" Asia approaches. "Oh, do we have a guest?"

"Yep!" When the girl puts Mittelt down the blonde fallen angel puts an arm over her shoulders. "Ise, Asia: this is my Grandmother, Ibuki Suika!"

"Nice to meet'cha-Hic!" Said Ibuki Suika shows the 'V' sign of victory.

"Eeh?! Mittelt-chan's grandmother?" Asia claps her hands together in delight. She doesn't doubt her friend's claims for even a second.

"Master, what is going-AAAAAHH! ONI! HELP! JIGOKU IS INVADING! RAISE THE CELESTIAL ARMY!!" Eiko comes into the room, sees Suika, blanches and promptly runs away screaming.

"Gyahahahaha-Hic! What a lovely and exciting place!-Hic!" Suika just laughs and drinks from a gourd she keeps on her side.

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"-And so I decided to pay a visit. I wanted to get here sooner, but for some reasons it took thrice the time-Hic!" After the awkward first introduction you all transfer to the living room, where tea is prepared for everyone. Even if Suika keeps alternating between the tea and her gourd, which you discovered is full of sake.

"It took twice the time because you were too drunk." Mittelt huffs. "Don't let her foil you." She whispers to you and Asia. "She is perfectly capable of keeping herself completely lucid below a certain level, but she continuously goes beyond that because she is afraid of waking up sober."

Doesn't this mean that she is never sober?! Oni have an amazing liver!

"Ei ei ei. How dare you badmouth your dear grandma?" Suika pouts. She looks to her side. "Aren't you going to celebrate with us?"

The 'you' in question is none other than Eiko, who is trying to become one with the wall in an attempt to get as far away from Suika as possible without leaving the room. "Back off demon!" She holds out a bag. "I have roasted soybeans and no qualms about using them!"

"Gyahahahaha! You Celestial guys are always so spirited-Hic!"

"Please forgive Eiko's behavior." That's twice in less than twenty-four hours that you need to apologize for her. "She takes her duties very seriously."

"Gyahaha! That's alright! Alright!" She looks you up and down, an appraising light shinning in her eyes. "Yes, yes. You have the smell of a human but it's almost completely overpowered by a dragon's one and very strong divine power." You involuntary stiffen. "I can see why Mittelt would call you a Sun Dragon Demigod."

"Eh...eh.." Mittelt fidgets in embarrassment.

"Well it's not a wrong definition. I am a human who was chosen to wield the power of a Sun God, and occasionally I also become a dragon."

"Great guys the dragons!" She munches at the sweets Asia offered her. "They never shy away when asked for a battle and always fight straightforward. An oni cannot ask for a better opponent!"

"Ahaha! We dragons can say the same about oni!" A green jewel appears on your left hand. From it comes out Ddraig's voice. 'What? Ddraig?' "New trick partner. Yo everyone! I am Ddraig the Welsh Dragon, Heavenly Dragon, Red Emperor of Dragons and partner's partner."

"Ah! Nice to meet you Ddraig-san." Asia, always the well-behaved one, bows.

"Heavenly Dragon? Red Emperor of Dragons? Those are big claims-Hic!" The little oni just takes everything in stride. "Are you saying you're stronger than Ryūjin?"

"That old geezer don't hold a candle to me!" Ddraig guffaws.

You hit the jewel with a light hand chop. "Show some respect. And who are you calling an old man? You're ancient yourself."

"No no, as far as dragon's age goes I am pretty young. The time I spent in the Sacred Gear doesn't count obviously."

You hit the jewel again.

"Gyahahaha!! He's arguing with his left hand! Gyahahaha!" Suika guffaws loudly. "You're very interesting. I can see why Mittelt decided to make you her ma-!"

Mittelt shows the gourd in Suika's mouth. "Ohohoh! I changed my mind! Since you came all the way here just for me we need to host a proper party!" Her smiles seems a little..off? "There will be lot and lot of sakè. What do you say?"

"Sakè-Hic? Bring it on-Hic!"

"Ooooh!! Amaterasu-sama!" Eiko fervently prays to a little shrine, which you are sure wasn't there a moment ago. "You humble servant Eiko doesn't know what to do. Please give Eiko a sign! Preferably in the form of a lightning bolt to strike down the demon!"

Ehi ehi ehi, that's going a bit too far.

"Sakè? Sakè is a type of alcohol right?" Asia asks you. "But we're underage. Is it okay for us to drink?"

"No Asia, it is not." You pat her head. "Ibuki-san will be the only one to drink it."

"Mmh." She nods. "Then, should we prepare for a feast? Ah, but where do you buy sakè?"

"That's..." A pretty good question. Because there is no way you can buy it through normal channels, being a minor and all.

Uhm....

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"Hello Ise. Fufufu, this is the first we talk through our cellphones."

"Yeah, you're right. Listen Rias, sorry if I get immediately to business but this is an emergency. Remember when you told me that, as a magician affiliated with the Gremory, I can buy special items with a discount? I am currently in need of something."

"Of course. What do you need?"

"All the high quality alcohol you can get your hands on. Preferably of Japanese origins."

"...Do I want to know why?"

"This time yes: Mittelt's grandmother came to visit her. She's a oni. Do you know those stories about them being constantly drunk? They're correct. And...we decided to host a party."

"A oni? A real oni?!" The panic in Rias' voice is instantly replaced by wonder. "Ooh, do you think she will let me interview her?"

"I think so. When she is not completely smashed. You and the others of course are welcome to join us. Oh, and I also need to tell you about something that happened last night."

"I never say no to a party. Don't worry, you can tell me later. Bye Ise: I love you."

"Love you too Rias. Bye."

"Oooh! Are you a player?-Hic!" Suika elbows you in the side after you end the call.

"As expected from a dragon!" She bellows, ignoring your self curling up on the ground in pain. "Still, I want grand-grandbabies so make sure to knock up Mittelt fi-!"

Mittelt kicks her away, a vein pulsating on her forehead. "Please shut up and drink grandmother." Then she hurries to your side. "Are you okay Issei-sama?"

"Uh...more or less." You shakily stand up. "Thank you for teaching me how to regenerate like a dragon Ddraig."

"Your welcome." He tells you from the green jewel.

"How dare you assault Master! Die your foul demon!"

"Gyaha-Ouch! Ouch! Please stop, it stings-Hic!"

"Wawawa! Please don't fight!"

You sigh the sigh of the damned. "Please help me stop them, or there will not be a house afterward."

Your cellphone chooses that moment to ring. You see who the caller is. "Uh. It's the Committee. This may be important. Can you begin without me?"

"Sure!" She confirms before going ahead.

You answer the call. "Hyodo's here."

"Good morning Hyodo-san." It's Sayanomiya-san. "Sorry to disturb you so early."

"Nah, I was already awake. Did something happened with Ryozanpaku and Honoka-chan?"

"No no, it was unexpected but everything there is going smoothly. The spirit inside her Longinus is teaching her directly so that front is covered too. No, I call because the high echelons have decided to give you another mission. I...." He hesitates. "I am not going to lie: this is going to be a lot more difficult."

"What is it?" You ask with confidence.

"In essence, we would like you to act as your ambassador again. This time, with the Youkai Clan that govern all the Youkai in the Kanto region: the Nura Clan."

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Gained: +4 Xp

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[] Please post again the schedule you have decided for the training. Remember that:
-Each member needs to dedicate the week to raise a single trait or learn a specific Charm
-Each member in a week can only raise a trait or learn a single Charm
-Different members can increase different traits of learn different Charms

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Aaaand, stop. I am sorry to say that, due to various reasons, I will not post daily for a while?

Why? Because first I need to update the character sheet and index, the spell components list, complete the Quest Archive and make researches for the next Arc.

So please, wait until the graciously. Alright?

Those are Suika's Attributes by the way:

Spoiler

Str: ***** **
Epi: ***** **

Dex: ***
Epi: ***

Sta: ***** **
Epi: ***** **

Cha: ***
Epi: ***

Man:
Epi:

App: ***
-Epi:

Per: ****
Epi: ****

Int: **
Epi:

Wit: *****
Epi: *****

Essence: ***** **