Tribulations of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

[X]Poke and prod the ghost both physically and verbally. See if we can get its story without getting it to go full on Vengeful spirit on us.
-[X]The though of the reactions of those, who know you are a dragon, to all your diplomatic and peaceful resolution is worth a giggle before hand of course!
--[X]First rule of dealing with the dead, be respectful, and pay attention to their names and goals/dreams/desires.
---[X]Second rule, listen before you talk. They have little inhibition, so if its liable to go vengeful, you can pick it up a little ways off.
----[X]Third rule, never vow, pledge, promise, nor so much as hint at being able to help until we know more.

 

Yes, but she's the memory of a total badass. Even diminished as she is compared to her original self, it's entirely possible that she could pull off a bodyjack, and we should not underestimate her.

Anyway,
[X] Talk to him and ask what's wrong.

Could our source have mistaken this guy for a youkai?

 

not mistaken as there have been Witchings...
That and Japanese ghosts are pretty heavily categorized...unless it's a Creeper...fucking hate those things...

 

The Youkai we're looking for is a ghost. A Hi no Tama specifically. They're the souls of the dead that separated from their body and lead people astray to get them lost.

 

[X]Poke and prod the ghost both physically and verbally. See if we can get its story without getting it to go full on Vengeful spirit on us.
-[X]The though of the reactions of those, who know you are a dragon, to all your diplomatic and peaceful resolution is worth a giggle before hand of course!
--[X]First rule of dealing with the dead, be respectful, and pay attention to their names and goals/dreams/desires.
---[X]Second rule, listen before you talk. They have little inhibition, so if its liable to go vengeful, you can pick it up a little ways off.
----[X]Third rule, never vow, pledge, promise, nor so much as hint at being able to help until we know more.

 

Ah. And those are considered the Nura clan's responsibility as well?

 

Apparently. Everybody knows what it is, the witness we talked to didn't have any problem identifying it. Besides, plenty of youkai are ghosts of one type or another.

 

I see you all being super paranoid towards Bright, who until now was nothing but helpful...

And giggle, because I find the situation most hilarious )

 

She's an Elder Solar Exalt. That means she's manipulating us. She can't help but do so, just talking to her invites dozens of social attacks. The question is whether or not she's manipulating us to our benefit.

 

What is this. I don't even.... yeah. That is just sad.

 

I'm torn between laughter and pity.

 

*slow blink*

Yea, I got nothing.

 

What the actual fuck.

 

[X] Stand there awkwardly as the ghost vent's his sorrows


What is this I don't even.

 

oh god my sides XD

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Huh. This sounds like a what might have been for Issei had god not smiled upon him.

Maybe we should pass forward the reality check Issei got?

 

If you don't know what to do, or are just rolling on the floor laughing, then I achieved my goal

On another note, it's has been a long time since the TvTropes Page was update. Is someone willing to do it?

 

[X] Pass on the knowledge you have learned to your fellow oppai lover.

 

[X] CALM HIM DOWN.
-[X] "Look man I don't now what you are going true BUT look on the bright side the world is you oyster and go anywhere you want not mention in this big wide world there has to be at least ONE female ghost out there that you can get with not mention what else could be out there."

 

[X] Talk to him about the afterlife, and ponder aloud the definition of "paradise" Suggest to him that what he wants might just be waiting for him on the other side.

 

I know there are Charms for this. Can we just punch him to the afterlife and leave already?

... Also I wonder if we just gained Limit from this.

 

We gain limit for suffering girls, this is not a girl.

 

[X] Calm him down, Commiserate with your fellow Oppai lover and help as much as you can so he can find the path to enlightenment. Suggest that being invisible can help him peek more freely at changing rooms.

I get the vibe that Issei is currently thinking: "This could have been me had I not Exalted"
He sheds tears for the poor man.

How to turn this into a positive outcome?! Quick we might be able to get a Poltergeist Spy/familiar if we can spin this right? Just how visible are ghosts to the supernatural in Dxd? Cause there's no indication of any of them being capable of seeing one.

 

[X] Tell him that not killing a cat was kind of him, and that if Heaven is anything like Hell, it's probably filled to the brim with smoking hot angels.

 

[X] Tell him that if he cannot find a female ghost to have sex with (maybe someone with similar problems), then perhaps he can achieve his goals vicariously by watching others have sex?

 

[X] Pass on the knowledge you have learned to your fellow oppai lover.