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Tribulations of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

Discussion in 'Questing' started by Alexander, Jul 7, 2014.

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  1. Lon

    Lon Well worn.

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    Technically. We're not a dragon yet.
     
  2. Fallenblades643

    Fallenblades643 Canned food pls?

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    ....Did you forget that Big red and the past-life of the Exaltation would also generally have words about us not going the whole 9 yards for it?
     
  3. Lon

    Lon Well worn.

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    Didn't we go through that whole temperance journey thing where we Denied going all God am I? And that Bright and Driag were ok with that?
     
  4. Fallenblades643

    Fallenblades643 Canned food pls?

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    Ah I see. You don't understand how Exalted titles work.

    An Exalted's title is a personification of their core ideals and beliefs based around who they are.

    To deny being Sovereign of the Radiant Scales is to deny being Hyodo Issei. And We can not be a Dragon without being the Sovereign of the Radiant Scales.
     
  5. Lon

    Lon Well worn.

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    I'm not sure how not being a ham denies the fact that he's the Sovereign of Radiant scales.
    Also this sentence is very confusing.
     
  6. Stroth

    Stroth Definitely not an AI

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    I don't think he's ever introduced himself with his Solar title. So apparently his ego doesn't have a problem with that.
     
  7. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    When you start getting titles like that you've stopped being just a dragon and become more of a concept.
     
  8. Lon

    Lon Well worn.

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    Yes, but do you have to Talk about it?? I mean, Yukari and Madoka are just as much a concept as Issei and they don't have to broadcast it. They just ARE.
     
  9. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    He's still a Dragon, what did you expect? Him to be humble about it?
     
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  10. Lon

    Lon Well worn.

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    I thought we still weren't a dragon yet? We're becoming a dragon, but I figured that was still a ways off. Besides, eastern dragons aren't that cocky or egoistic either.
     
  11. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    We aren't an Eastern Dragon and have an Elder Solar and The Great Welsh clamped onto our soul. We're lucky that Issei hasn't hit Gilgamesh levels of ego.
     
  12. Lon

    Lon Well worn.

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    It's not like dragon's are a race. So it should be entirely possible for Issei to grow into either a Western dragon or an Eastern dragon depending on his choices.
     
  13. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    He's been showing the characteristics of a Western Dragon though, both physical and mental.
     
  14. Lon

    Lon Well worn.

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    True, but that doesn't mean things can't change from now. Just because we're starting to act like a western dragon doesn't mean we're Locked into acting like a western dragon all the time.
     
  15. Introspective Tinkerer

    Introspective Tinkerer Searching for their Answer

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    I don't know know, he's already showing hoarding mentality. He's close to being locked in.
     
  16. Lon

    Lon Well worn.

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    Eh, We'll see. Until Issei can't go a few updates without acting all egoist. I won't think we're locked in yet.
     
  17. Threadmarks: Youkai Yakuza - Part 19
    Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    This...is a cry for help! You can't let this poor soul wallow in misery and regret, for it is the duty of all oppai lovers in the world to support each other! You managed it, so why shouldn't he?

    ...Admittedly physical death is not a small obstacle to overcome, but how fortunate you have friends from the highest spheres!

    "Shou-san!" You grab the ghost by the shoulders and force him to stare at you. "I will be honest. I can not say for certain where your karma falls on the scale of Salvation, or Damnation."

    Mostly because you don't know what faith he is.

    "What I can tell you,-" You continue with a perverted grin. "is that most Devils are hot as shit, and if the Fallen Angels are anything to go by, the Angels of Heaven will be much the same."

    His eyelids quickly move up and down in surprise. "So otherworldly beings are also real? Ghosts are one thing, but..."

    "It's true!" You nod energetically. "They also wear REALLY tight clothing. So you're sorta missing it out by sitting here lamenting about how the cards fell."

    He raises an eyebrow.

    "No, like seriously, REALLY TIGHT and your missing out on all of it."

    "...And how do you know this?"

    "Simple." You put one fist over your heart with pride. "One of my girlfriends is a Fallen and I do contract work for a Devil family. I guess I should reintroduce myself. Hello, My name is Issei Hyodo, and I am-"

    [You DO remember that this is an undercover operation, right?]

    '...Thanks Belzard-sempai.' "...A guy who dabble in the occult."

    "...GirlfriendS?"

    "More than one." You say with pride, completely missing the menacing aura that Shou-san started to emit and the way his hair now cover his eyes. You take out your cellphone and show him the photos of your friends and lovers. "That's because I am building a true Harem! See? This is Mittelt, Fallen Angel. Rias, a Devil. My friends from the same school club, also Devils. This is Akeno-san, this is Koneko-chan..."

    ----

    BOOOM!!

    "DIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"

    "Please calm down Sawabari-san!"

    BOOOM!!

    What is going on? How did you go from showing photos to Shou-san to him chasing you around with two enormous scissors in place of his arms while surrounded in a dark aura of malice and hatred?

    "YOU DAMN HANDSOME! IT'S BECAUSE OF GUYS LIKE YOU THAT AVERAGE GUYS LIKE ME CAN'T FIND A GIRLFRIEND!!"

    ...Those words are horribly familiar. Didn't you, Motohama and Matsuda use to say the same to Kiba every time you saw him being stormed by girls?

    ...When you go back you're going to give Kiba a heartfelt apology and offer to repay him someway.

    "Hyodo-san." Kurotabou appears running next to you, an expression of complete bewilderment on his face. "How, exactly, did you manage to make a recently deceased ghost collect so much malice that he instantly jumped half-way to being a Vengeful Spirit?"

    "AAAHHH! ANOTHER PRETTY BOY! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEEEEEE!!!"

    Below the waist Shou-san's body becomes the lower half of a giant crab.

    "...He has issues?" You offer lamely.

    "Oh dear." Kurotabou signs the sigh of the damned.

    BOOOM!!!

    [] Write-in.
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    I have so much fun writing this :D ( >:D ) :D
     
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  18. cross_grave

    cross_grave Belligerent Spitire

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    So, which one of you wrote that speech up?
     
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  19. ragoogar

    ragoogar Versed in the lewd.

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    It's Kiba, not Kira Alexander...
     
  20. Mu-Sensei

    Mu-Sensei No Work, No Life.

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    Oh, boy...

    I got nothing.
     
  21. Unelemental

    Unelemental Not too sore, are you?

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    ...Promise to make him handsome as well?
     
  22. Mu-Sensei

    Mu-Sensei No Work, No Life.

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    Do we have a charm for that? If so, yeah, let's do some airbrushing!
     
  23. Galeiam

    Galeiam Optimistically Asexual.

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    oh dear...
     
  24. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    >.> Combat has started, Social Combat is no longer an option /laugh

    sadly we are not skilled enough where it would matter to do anything major to this guy other then fighting him, and since most of what we can do would have us glowing like a lantern I'd suggest we stick to our magic and using what defence charms we need to while Kuro takes him out, unless anyone else has some ideas
     
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  25. Galeiam

    Galeiam Optimistically Asexual.

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    Well he's not a vengeful spirit level yet(though he looks suspiciously like a certain Kami...) nor does he have any real experience...so atm the threat is purely comical.
    So we're totally fine.....unless Eiko shows up.
     
  26. junsa

    junsa Versed in the lewd.

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    See this is why you rub your good fortune in people face and is the exact reason WHY i voted for this:

    CALM HIM DOWN.
    "Look man I don't now what you are going true BUT look on the bright side the world is you oyster and go anywhere you want not mention in this big wide world there has to be at least ONE female ghost out there that you can get with not mention what else could be out there."

    But noooooooooooo you had to start thinking like the old Issei and open your mouth before you THINK.


    Now which charms do we have that can affect spirits or make them pass on
     
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  27. Galeiam

    Galeiam Optimistically Asexual.

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    :( My plan was funnier...
    But meh this is nothing really worth stressing over...yet
     
  28. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    None, as I said previously, we are not built in that direction, we are a face breaker and a heart winner, not a spirit calmer at present
     
  29. junsa

    junsa Versed in the lewd.

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    Look we could make more than what ever he has in a week with write plan


    THEN BUY ONE!!!!!!!!! DOY
     
  30. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    we can't... training times, they are a thing Yo! and our Shonen insta-buy is on cool down after the last big story and fight we had, add to that we are not swimming in XP and yeah, sorry but we are not going to be able to banish laughing boy that simply
     
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