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Tribulations of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

Discussion in 'Questing' started by Alexander, Jul 7, 2014.

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  1. Lon

    Lon Well worn.

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    Take care of yourself Alex.

    [X] Ask Kurotabou for a solution

    Maybe he knows how to fix this since this is their territory.

    Other than that. Hope the Museum yokai is still around.
     
  2. cross_grave

    cross_grave Belligerent Spitire

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    [X] Ask Kurotabou for a solution.
    -[X] If he has no ideas, ask people in your soul for a solution. Prepare to disregard any advice Bright or Ddraig might have to offer, depending on how helpful it is.
     
  3. ragoogar

    ragoogar Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Try to calm down Shou-san
    -[X]Tell him that seeking revenge is wrong... Scratch that, Being a part of the Perverted Trio, have Issei remind him of the wonders of perversion, the joys of your first glimpse of the changing rooms, the first porn mag bought, try to remind Shou of the wonders of Perversity, that you know how it is because you were once... nay, you are still a pervert yourself. That no matter how much you get beat up, you never strike back. That the brotherhood of hentai does not shatter even if one of you gets a girlfriend, Show him the Light!

    The power of Hentai compels you!
     
  4. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    [X] Try to calm down Shou-san
    -[X]Tell him that seeking revenge is wrong... Scratch that, Being a part of the Perverted Trio, have Issei remind him of the wonders of perversion, the joys of your first glimpse of the changing rooms, the first porn mag bought, try to remind Shou of the wonders of Perversity, that you know how it is because you were once... nay, you are still a pervert yourself. That no matter how much you get beat up, you never strike back. That the brotherhood of hentai does not shatter even if one of you gets a girlfriend, Show him the Light!
    -[X] Preferably without you literally going golden boy on him ^_^;
     
  5. iamnuff

    iamnuff Connoisseur.

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    [X] fuck it, just kill (rekill?) him.

    Send him onto the next life, nobody cares.
     
  6. Smuthunter

    Smuthunter Begone Thot!

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    [X] fuck it, just kill (rekill?) him.

    Fucks given: zero.
     
  7. Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    I'm better now, so I will chuck out a quick update. Vote closed. Winner is:

    [X] Try to calm down Shou-san
     
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  8. Threadmarks: Youkai Yakuza - Part 20
    Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    You have to make Shou-san see reason. Fighting each other is meaningless!

    You turn to your fellow pervert. "Shou-san! Know that I, as a fellow-"

    WWWWUUUHHH!!

    And double your running speed once he starts shooting freaking laser beams! "What we can do now?!" You ask Kurotabou.

    With a sight the youkai turns around, runs to Shou-san-

    And slams an enormous hammer the size of a car on the ghost's head.

    That works.

    ----

    Later a crew of small youkai shows up to tie Shou-san, pick him up and drag him somewhere.

    "There is a medium that help ghosts passing on to the afterlife." Kurotabou explains. "She will be able to deal even with this case."

    "That's good, but..." Relief for Shou-san leaves place for guilt. "I screwed up."

    "Completely." Kurotabou's words are like knifes to the heart. "Then again, I doubt anyone would have been able to predict that."

    "Still, it's my fault." You look down. "I was a...a..."

    "Idiot?"

    "Yeah. It's as you say Kurotabou-san: I was an idiot."

    "Uh, I didn't say anything." The black clad monk seems confused.

    You look up. "Eh?"

    "An amazing couple of idiots if I say so myself. Honestly, believing that such a poorly made charade was enough to fool me even for a second."

    "!" At the unknown voice you and Kurotabou get back to back, Boosted Gear unfolding and swords appearing in the youkai's hands.

    "If you want to meet with me, you just have to ask."

    Out of nowhere appear hovering balls of blue flames, forming a line heading in a precise direction.

    The Museum's direction.

    "...Shall we?"

    "It would be impolite to turn down such an offer." You remark.

    "Pointless too." Kurotabou scoffs.

    ----

    As predicted following the flames' balls lead you to the Museum, where you find the main doors open.

    The monk enters first, weapons ready. You follow behind.

    The moment you're fully inside the doors slam shut, while more flames' balls appear around you to form a circle.

    You two, and someone else.

    "Greetings."

    [img width=600 height=333]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101018024831/nurarihyonnomago/images/3/36/Inuhouou.png[/img]

    A chicken youkai? No: his appearance may suggest so, but his abilities suggest something more.

    "I am Youkai Inuhōō, one of the Shikoku Hachijūhakki Yakō's executives. Thanks for accepting my invitation." His tone is polite, but here it only sounds mocking.

    You raise an eyebrow. "You mean, thanks for giving me the home advantage?"

    He half-grins in amusement. "You knew, and still came? Such arrogance, or maybe you're just hopelessly foolish?"

    "Why don't you come here and check for yourself?" You raise menacingly your claws.

    His grin grows largem but he doesn't move. Beside you Kurotabou is silent, ready to spring into action.

    What do you do?
    [] Attack first.
    [] Wait and let either Kurotabou or the enemy do the first move.
    [] Speak with the enemy:
    -[] About what? (write-in)
    [] Check your surroundings
    [] Write-in.
     
  9. ragoogar

    ragoogar Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Attack first

    Shoot first ask questions later... While diplomacy is all well and good, Yokai value strength above all. I believe he will be more amenable to dialogue after we showed him who's boss. Plus Issei is a dragon, act like one.
     
  10. Kelenas

    Kelenas Experienced.

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    [X] Check your surroundings

    Something seems fishy about this to me.
     
  11. cross_grave

    cross_grave Belligerent Spitire

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.

    Issei is also a Solar. And not an idiot. Most of the time.

    And he did just point out the guy obviously had something prepared for us. Try to discern anything that might be wrong, counter it, THEN beat his face in. Painfully, of course.
     
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  12. Fellgar

    Fellgar Connoisseur.

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
     
  13. Smuthunter

    Smuthunter Begone Thot!

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
     
  14. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
     
  15. Selias

    Selias Well worn.

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    [X] Check your surroundings
    -[X] While doing so, try baiting him. "Not going to attack? What are you? Chicken?"
     
  16. Least Devotee

    Least Devotee Experienced.

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    [X] Check your surroundings
     
  17. Sunhawk

    Sunhawk Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
     
  18. Noctum

    Noctum I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
     
  19. Galeiam

    Galeiam Optimistically Asexual.

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
    --[X] If no other presence can be detected...KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    Edit:
    Guys...there are so many chicken jokes that we HAVE to use them during the fight.
     
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  20. Larekko12

    Larekko12 Connoisseur.

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    [X]Use Anima Investigation Power
    [X]Talk while doing your Bullshit.
    -[X]" So tell me Inuhōō-san what is so interesting here that you must threaten the reigning peace of the region and prey upon those lives?"
     
  21. Diller

    Diller Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
     
  22. Undying Litch-King

    Undying Litch-King Not too sore, are you?

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    I agree here. Issei's a Solar, and might as well get working on his Social-Fu skills. Also, I'd like to see if we could get the Chicken-man to explain exactly what's going on between the two Clans, possibly if he/it wants to try to keep the Committee out of Youkai Business.

    Edit: opps, quoted the wrong post *fixed*
     
  23. Prince Charon

    Prince Charon Just zis guy, you know?

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    [X]Use Anima Investigation Power
    [X]Talk while doing your Bullshit.
    -[X]" So tell me Inuhōō-san what is so interesting here that you must threaten the reigning peace of the region and prey upon those lives?"
     
  24. kinglugia

    kinglugia A Randy Avian

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    [X]Use Anima Investigation Power
    [X]Talk while doing your Bullshit.
    -[X]" So tell me Inuhōō-san what is so interesting here that you must threaten the reigning peace of the region and prey upon those lives?"
     
  25. noahgab1133

    noahgab1133 Don't you trust me?

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    [X]Talk while doing your Bullshit.
    -[X]" So tell me Inuhōō-san what is so interesting here that you must threaten the reigning peace of the region and prey upon those lives?"
     
  26. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    *facepalm* guys... using our Anima power is A) really really fucking obvious, what with us starting to glow like a mini-sun and all, stealthy it is not, and B) only really useful for spells and such, and also, this guy's whole thing is fire manipulation, NOT illusions and shit;

    and the whole reason they are doing this is fucking obvious to the point of stupidity, its how they gather power, its what Youkai do, asking them that is like asking Rias why she gives out fliers or such it's just going to make us look like idiots, to the point I'm hoping Alexander calls common sense on it for it being that pants on head foolish with what we already know and our skills >.>
     
  27. noahgab1133

    noahgab1133 Don't you trust me?

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    so what do you suggest? We should check for traps and the like.
     
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  28. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    a normal awareness check, which is what check the surrounding's vote would be, that and/or an investigation check, plus we do have our surprise attack negator merit so that's not a big deal, and Kuro is an old hand at the whole assassin thing so him getting caught unaware is very unlikely as well.

    Also trying to feed this guy a line of bullshit is so unlikely to work its laughable, Issei can't lie to save his life, maybe is Eiko was doing the talking for us but we have 1 dot in manipulation, physical conflict we can hold our own against him with Kuro here, though we are probably going to loose our pants >.> and our shirt, and cause UFO reports /laugh but social, not so much, not with anything put pure Charisma + Presence BS and thats not really an option here, ymmv of course but that's my take on it

    Also, we are not here for the Committee any longer, and only the Nura Clan had an agreement with them, we are helping out on our own time, its not like we are a Member of the HCC after all
     
  29. Sol Mark-1

    Sol Mark-1 Experienced.

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
     
  30. Stroth

    Stroth Definitely not an AI

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    [X] Check your surroundings.
    -[X] Do it under the guise of talking first.
     
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