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Tribulations of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

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  1. noahgab1133

    noahgab1133 Don't you trust me?

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    pretty good the new revision is a lot better than the first try.

    [X] Bob's Beard's stunt
     
    noahgab1133, Oct 29, 2014
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  2. Thraz

    Thraz Person Who Lurks

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  3. ragoogar

    ragoogar Versed in the lewd.

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    [X] Bobs Beard's stunt

    Concise, and truthful, if a little bending of said truth.
     
    ragoogar, Oct 29, 2014
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  4. cross_grave

    cross_grave Belligerent Spitire

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    [X] Bobs Beard's stunt
     
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  5. MHLord

    MHLord Why hello there.

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    [X] Bobs Beard's stunt
     
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  6. Galeiam

    Galeiam Optimistically Asexual.

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    For a Sec I read that as Bob's Beard something else that ends in unt....
     
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  7. Prince Charon

    Prince Charon Just zis guy, you know?

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    [X] Bob's Beard's stunt
     
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  8. Threadmarks: Youkai Yakuza - Part 31
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    Alexander

    Alexander That is not dead which can eternal lie

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    [X] Bobs Beard
    ----

    "Keikain-san... that's a few questions."

    She just looks at you suspiciously. You take a moment to look around and appraise crowd and surroundings: while you did a good job so far, you can still see many people with curious looks and cellphones out. Even if youkai don't appear on photo it is better to limit the number of witnesses as much as possible.

    You smile kindly at your kohai "...Tell you what: help me make a makeshift barrier to keep people out of danger and I'll-"

    "Ahhh! I can't see anything!"

    "Noo! What's going on?!"

    Your prepared speech dies on your lips at the cries of distress. Whipping your head you see black feathers falling from the sky like snow in winter: when they touch someone that person covers their eyes and begins screaming.

    One such feathers comes near you, the tip brushing against your cheek. For an instant your vision turns pitch black-
    Only for your Essence to violently react and reject something, your vision returning to normal.

    "This is bad! Don't touch those feathers!" Yura warns the other people, having understood the danger they pose.

    "Kekekeke!!"

    "Meat! Humans! Meat! Humans!"

    'What now!?' You mentally scream. From the direction of the battle a group of youkai is coming this way, every last one of them sporting eyes shining a bloody scarlet.

    [Uh oh.] One of your sempai says with worry.

    'Uh oh?'

    [I saw that state once. They're drunk. Not on alcohol, but on Fear. When so many youkai fight in the same place, the clashing flows of Fear produce currents of energy that can drive weak-willed youkai mad. It's similar to what happen when someone use Senjutsu past their limits. They're not really 'home' right now.]

    "Damn!" You shout as you run to the youkai, lunging at the nearby people with hungry maws. Yura is saying something, but you don’t care about that now. "Hey ugly! Why don't you pick a fight with someone your own size! Come on, I'll take y-"

    That's as far as you get before one of the flying youkai sharply turns midair and rams into you.
    The youkai crashes through a wall- you first -then another and yet another one until it ends in an empty warehouse, the destroyed concrete raising a cloud of gritty, obscuring dust around the both of you.

    "Kekeke!" It laughs, more youkai pouring through the opening it made. "You smell delicious! While those hot-blooded idiots fight and die for Tamazuki-sama I’ll eat you, feast on your meat and guzzle your Fear! I'll grow powerful - more powerful than even... Ke-GAh!"

    A huge, red-scaled arm covered in crimson steel emerges from the clouds and chokes him. "You know, I shouldn’t hate you for this because you're not in a right state of mind."

    A silhouette steps out from the cloud, and you're sure it has the Fear-crazed Youkai's full attention..

    First are the wings, draconian behemoths with a wingspan of twelve yards.

    Second are the legs, tree-thick limbs ending with thick claws instead of feet.

    Third is the tail, enough muscle for a dozen pythons coiled into a one and half meter length.

    Fourth is the broad chest, formidable as a fortress and covered with shinning red scales.

    Fifth, and last, is the face: displaying a fearsome saurian visage of fangs and fire instead of any human traits.

    [​IMG]

    "But this doesn't mean I am not going to beat your sorry ass for being a filthy coward!"

    The rampaging youkai cry out in surprise as you give them a taste of a far less palatable kind of Fear.

    You open your maw and roar, an inferno thundering within your outcry!

    [BOOST!] {BOOST!}

    [] Smash their faces
    [] Smash their faces
    [] Smash their faces
    [] Write-in
    ----
    The next update will be split into two parts, and that two parter will be the official end to the Youkai Arc. This one at least.
     
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    Least Devotee Experienced.

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    [X] Smash their faces
     
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  10. codeRR

    codeRR Heroic spirit unkown

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    [X] Smash their faces....with glorious solar dragon Domination!
     
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    Mu-Sensei No Work, No Life.

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    Well, you know what they say about plans meeting the enemy...

    [X] Smash their faces.

    [X] You roar, defiance echoing on the empty warehouse, imposing fear on the beasts that feed on it. In a maelstrom of fangs claws and tail you spin, most of them which were encircling you being tossed back like mere ragdolls. A last, stupider creature dares to try and ride you like a beast, but your head swipe back, blunt side of your horns throwing him off and together with the others.
    [X] Seeing them so close to each other, you decide to finish this stupid fight in a single move. Fire coils at your maw, and sweeps the whole side of the place hard enough that a loading crane crashes down, spilling mechandise that no one would ever buy over the sorry cowards, and too catching fire.


    Luckily, those clothes werent ours. :))
     
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    noahgab1133 Don't you trust me?

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    [X] Smash their faces

    [X] Mu-Sensei stunt

    yay more dragon!ise

    and time to kick ass!
     
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  13. Thraz

    Thraz Person Who Lurks

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    [X] Smash their faces

    [X] Mu-Sensei stunt
     
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  14. overmind

    overmind Ruler of the Swarm

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    After this we should see about training some more in Martial Arts and raising our strength and Agility.

    Perhasp some more magic as well. It seems like we have been stagnant for a while, and our enemies and allies are getting stronger.
     
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  15. iamnuff

    iamnuff Connoisseur.

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    So much for upholding the masquerade.

    Granted, it's probably going to be more fun than steering people away from the brawl, but still.

    going full transformation without voting for it is pretty annoying.
     
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  16. noahgab1133

    noahgab1133 Don't you trust me?

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    I like the fact that we transformed fitting for an end of an arc. Lets hope we don't fall unconscious like last time ...

    As for the masquerade, didn't the yokai break it first and we are in an empty warehouse a few blocks away from people. Besides it can be spun by the hcc as to be a noxious gas attack.
     
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  17. EternitynChaos

    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    [X] Smash their faces

    [X] Mu-Sensei stunt
     
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  18. Selias

    Selias Well worn.

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    [X] Write-in: Smash their faces
     
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  19. Bobs Beard

    Bobs Beard Over-analyzes things - sometimes this works out

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    I know this is totally crazy, but hear me out on this write in.

    [X] - Smash Youkai faces with OTHER Youkai faces.

    Or to rephrase: beat motherfuckers with OTHER motherfuckers, as illustrated here:
    [img width=600 height=413]http://watchusplaygames.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/ill-beat-a-muthafukka-with-another-muthafukka-wallpaper.jpg[/img]

    No wait - in fact, I'll even edit in the Mu-sensei stunt, too.

    [X] - Smash Youkai faces with OTHER Youkai faces. Repeatedly. With gusto.
    [X] - Clutching a pair of broken-faced Youkai by their necks you roar, outrage echoing on the empty warehouse, imposing Fear unfeastable upon creatures unused to such sensations. In a maelstrom of fang and claw, tail and wing you spin like a dervish, dust and more whirl-winding around your frenetic motion. Most of the Youkai still encircling you are blasted back like mere ragdolls. A final, astoundingly blind creature dares jump and try to ride you like a beast but your head swipes back with a crunch, the blunt side of your horns smashing bone and throwing the figure aside like detritus.
    [X] - Seeing the tumbled Youkai so close to each other in a haphazard pile, you decide to finish this madness-born fight in a single move. Volcanic fire, heavy and liquid coils within your glowing, gaping maw before with a roar you sweep the whole lot of stunned monsters with boiling flame and searing destruction. Your incendiary outburst is extreme enough that a loading crane crashes down in a half-molten pile, spilling swiftly burning merchandise that no one will ever buy over the equally inflamed Youkai. As those that feast on Fear scream and mewl in both pain and fear, you feel a sense of satisfaction, knowing that the human onlookers nearby remain safe, regardless of the Youkai's intent.


    Bit wordier but I also cleaned up some grammatical errors in the Mu-sensei stunt, so...
     
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    Fellgar Connoisseur.

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    [X] Bobs Beard is Best Beard!
     
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  21. Diller

    Diller Versed in the lewd.

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    Sweet god Bob. Swinging Youkai by their neck as you litterally use them to bludgeon their allies and then roasting all of the poor saps.

    I LIKE IT >:D

    [X] Bobs Beard is Best Beard!
     
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    cross_grave Belligerent Spitire

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    [X] Bobs Beard is Best Beard!

    ALL THE SMASHING!
     
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    EternitynChaos Once there was a Maiden...

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    [X] Bobs Beard is Best Beard!
     
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    [X] Bobs Beard is Best Beard!
     
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    Deathwings Questionable French Guy

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    [X] Bobs Beard is Best Beard!
     
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    Bobs Beard Over-analyzes things - sometimes this works out

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    The best part is how easy it is to visualize the lonely index finger framing the back of the skull while the other three fingers wrap around opposite the thumb on either side of the oh-so-grippable neck and you heft a fellow's face like it's a goddamn rock to smash into things...

    Truly, it is a thing of beauty, as every impact is basically a double-curbstomb in terms of how much face is getting wrecked.
     
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    nightblade Gone for Good

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    junsa Versed in the lewd.

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    First that write in badass and second you have done this someone already.
     
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    overmind Ruler of the Swarm

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    [X] Bobs Beard is Best Beard!
     
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