A Song of Ice and Fire Cut Short by Dust (RWBY in Westeros)

[ATP]

Varys: That's exactly their plan! You see it! I see it! Why don't others see it?



His biases are too big to look at them objectively. Also, he's a bit too reluctant to let go of all his plans so far - especially without Dany having hatched her dragons yet to be a possible counter.



Yeah. And he is also a bit too paranoid to realise they are the genuine article.

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Well, i do not really blame Varys for his mistake - he have valid reason to hate magic,and never meet persons who had power and do not use it for selfish reasons.
So,he belive that RWBY must be the same.

About dodging arrows - not impossible from bigger distance.Long ago i cosplayed as english archer/althought with very light longbows compare to real deal - we use 18-22kilo bows.
But - one of my friend for fun was catching arrows in air which we send at him.So,it is possible,at least with ligher bows.

 

[eager slacker]

Man this must be embarrassing for Tywin. His children are complete screw ups and now his grandchild is a complete screw up as well as possibly an incest child. Couple that with the idea that you should marry for happiness that they'll push I think the Lannisters are doomed down the line.

 

[Tager Joseph]

...Did Joffrey just die pulling an Aerion Targaryen but with dust instead of wildfire?

 

[Mike9650]

If Joffrey is dead, was in an accident or murder?

 

[Shitypawriter]

Most dignified Joffrey death be like:

 

[Starfox5]

Well, i do not really blame Varys for his mistake - he have valid reason to hate magic,and never meet persons who had power and do not use it for selfish reasons.
So,he belive that RWBY must be the same.

About dodging arrows - not impossible from bigger distance.Long ago i cosplayed as english archer/althought with very light longbows compare to real deal - we use 18-22kilo bows.
But - one of my friend for fun was catching arrows in air which we send at him.So,it is possible,at least with ligher bows.

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Yep. Of course, arrows show by a Huntress are something else.

Man this must be embarrassing for Tywin. His children are complete screw ups and now his grandchild is a complete screw up as well as possibly an incest child. Couple that with the idea that you should marry for happiness that they'll push I think the Lannisters are doomed down the line.

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Yeah. Not that that will make Tywin change.

...Did Joffrey just die pulling an Aerion Targaryen but with dust instead of wildfire?

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Well, given how volatile Dust is - sneezing can set it off, as Ruby demonstrated on her arrival at Beacon - we might never know if it was a failed ritual or a simple accident.

If Joffrey is dead, was in an accident or murder?

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Well, there was at least one murder, of the thief he hired.

Most dignified Joffrey death be like:

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Hm?

 

[Shitypawriter]

Hm?

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I mean most author I've read making cry and beg or beat him or do something horrible to him before killing him(even in cannon his death is pretty horrible) so going out by explosion is comparably tame and quick

 

[prestdan000]

Before the man could say anything, an explosion shattered the windows above them.

And Yang realised that they were close to the royal quarters.

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Did Joffrey just blow himself up like a dumbass?

 

[Dark Lord Neeba]

Did Joffrey just blow himself up like a dumbass?

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It would appear so.

 

[ATP]

It would appear so.

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Version for Sansa - he blow up from love for her.
Version for Varys - RWBY did it.
Version for Tywin - probably the same.

 

[Spartan303]

Dust is highly volatile. Joffrey likely thought he could use Dust to awaken his Aura. He's a fool and now, likely a dead fool. Wow, that problem fixed itself...and it was likely Tywin who set that in motion with his lesson earlier that day. This is poetically beautiful!

 

[ATP]

Dust is highly volatile. Joffrey likely thought he could use Dust to awaken his Aura. He's a fool and now, likely a dead fool. Wow, that problem fixed itself...and it was likely Tywin who set that in motion with his lesson earlier that day. This is poetically beautiful!

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Yup - but Tywin being Tywin,he would still blame somebody else.Probable RWBY.

 

[Starfox5]

Chapter 31: Interludes II

'Students often have romantic notions of how succession worked in the time of absolute monarchs. Some even now tout the idea of hereditary positions as being more stable and predictable than the current system, often citing a few cherry-picked examples from recent troubles to support their argument. Leaving aside the question of legitimacy by birth, they merely betray their ignorance of history by making their argument as such. Even in monarchies where the line of succession was clear, a determined pretender could easily find a reason or excuse to challenge the heir - provided they could find enough material support to overcome the heir's own. Of course, legitimacy played a significant role in gathering such support, but it was not nearly as crucial as some of the more popular tales might make the unwary and uncritical reader assume. The Targaryens ruled for centuries, but without dragons, they would never have conquered Westeros, nor held the throne long enough, until even after losing the dragons, they had established themselves as the legitimate royal family. And yet, it only took one mad king to undo their legitimacy enough for a rebellion not only to challenge but topple their rule after three centuries. Why should it be any surprise, then, that dynasties that were far younger than the Targaryens' had much more trouble defending their right to the throne? Most ambitious nobles could easily come up with a claim, no matter how far-fetched it might be, and trust their armies to win them the throne. That danger was especially high when the rightful heir to the throne was not a grown man with decades of experience at court but an untried child who would not rule for years while a regent handled the affairs of the realm. Ultimately, despite the pretensions of legitimacy and justice, it far often came down to naked force as might made right - a stance distinctly refuted by the Ruby Order but not many others, at least among the members of the Court.'

• A Treatise On The Ruby Order, by Maester Kennet Bracken

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The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Sandor Clegane froze. He didn't have to look up to know what had happened - the stupid little shit had blown himself up with the stolen magic powder! So much for knowing what he was doing!

A bit away, the broken windows hit the ground, shattered glass raining down while broken frames and shutters splintered on cobblestones, but his focus was on the four monsters and the wolf in front of him.

"That was a dust explosion!" Lady Weiss blurted out. "My missing dust!"

She glared at Sandor, but before she could say anything, her leader spoke up: "Weiss! We need stairs!"

"Right!" A moment later, the girl's sword flashed, and those magic symbols appeared in the air.

Lady Ruby was the first to jump on them, vanishing in a cloud of petals - Sandor shuddered at the sight - and reappearing on the floating symbol next to the smoking hole in the keep.

"Stay!"

He jerked at the sudden command from Lady Blake. How has she again managed to get behind me without me noticing? he wondered while the girl jumped up as well.

"Prince Joffrey…" Lady Sansa stared at the smoke pouring out of the keep, and Sandor saw the blonde witch who could create a firestorm around her place a hand on the girl's shoulder.

They were distracted by the explosion. Should he make a run for it? But they had already seen the corpse of the thief. And more people were arriving, attracted by the explosion. Guards among them. If he ran… He suppressed a shudder. They could outrun an arrow in flight. And the wolf had been tracking the dead thief. If it could do that, it could track Sandor through the keep. He wouldn't get far, and it would make him look guilty. And a convenient scapegoat for the death of a prince.

No, best to stay and try to shift all blame to the prince. He had just been following the little shit's orders, after all. But 'the Prince told me to kill the thief so she couldn't betray him' wouldn't go over well with the four witches. 'Stopped a thief trying to get to the prince' was much better. No one cared about the smallfolk, especially Fleabottom's gutter trash.

No one but the witches. Sandor could only hope that the little shit was dead so he couldn't contradict him. And that no one had seen him with the thief when he hired her for the little shit. If he had known what the idiot had wanted her for before he had brought her to the Red Keep… He gritted his teeth. It wasn't looking good for him.

"It's Prince Joffrey!" a voice sounded from above them. "He's dead!"

The redheaded chit gasped, then started to weep. The fire witch was holding her, and the wolf was growling.

"Sansa! Lady Yang! What happened?"

And the regent had arrived. With half the Court, or so it seemed. And too many damn guards.

"Prince Joffrey's dead, Lord Eddard," the fire witch told him. "Blown up with dust stolen by the woman here whom Clegane killed."

Sandor cursed as everyone stared at him. He should never have followed the little shit's orders! Not when magic was involved. No money was worth getting killed.

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The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Grand Maester Pycelle shook his head when he saw the body. You didn't need to be a Maester, much less a Grand Maester with his experience, to realise that there was no way Lady Ruby had been mistaken about the Prince's death - the boy had been all but ripped apart by the explosion that had devastated the royal chamber. At least the face had been mostly whole, so they were not mourning a servant who had disobeyed the Prince's order to leave his quarters. "A dust explosion…" he said as he bent to examine the wounds.

"Not dust, Dust. Magical Powder from another world." Marwyn, of course, couldn't conduct himself with the dignity this situation required. The Prince of the Realm had died, and Marwyn still acted as if this were a debate in the Tower's hall!

"I am aware of that," Pycelle snapped. Lady Weiss had been quite clear about that. And he really didn't have the time for this. Not in the middle of this crisis! "Not that it matters - what matters is that Prince Joffrey is dead."

"I think it matters quite a lot," Marwyn disagreed. "He was killed - and his room wrecked - by the explosion of a single vial of Dust."

"We've already established that," Pycelle retorted.

"One of many that Team Ruby routinely carries around."

Pycelle froze for a moment, then drew a breath through his clenched teeth. If multiple such vials exploded… He shuddered. "That's… We need to know how this explosion occurred. It can't be that easy to set off an explosion, or they would never risk carrying such vials around, certainly not for sparring. It would be like sparring with jars of wildfire strapped to you."

"Yes." Marwyn, for a change, agreed with Pycelle. "We need to ask them how they secure the Dust and how they prevent accidental explosions."

Of course, the man would agree as long as he could learn more about magic! "And how to reassure the Court that they won't be the next victim of such an explosion," Pycelle added because he knew that the four women would never leave their remaining Dust reserves unguarded. Not after two attempts to steal from them, one of which had succeeded. And he was also quite well aware that no one in the realm had the power to keep them from carrying around enough Dust to blow up the Tower of the Hand, but a few might be deluded enough to try. At least Lord Lannister would be too occupied with dealing with this latest blow to his House to focus on that. "We need to talk to them and compare our notes anyway." The regent and the rest of the small council wanted answers. Team Ruby had stated what they knew, and Clegane had told a story with a few gaping holes in it, but the Court would want an unbiased account and was looking to Pycelle to get one.

Marwyn nodded. "Let's go then!"

Pycelle had to agree. There was nothing he could do here any more - the body was beyond healing; in fact, he doubted that the Silent Sisters could do much to make it presentable for a funeral - and the room was so thoroughly wrecked, neither Pycelle nor Marwyn had been able to determine what the boy had been doing to cause the explosion, whether he had attempted to conduct a magical ritual, as - to the surprise of no one - Marwyn speculated or whether he had simply mishandled the powder and it had gone off like wildfire, only more destructive.

He nodded at the guard posted here to prevent thieves from taking advantage of the scene and left the chamber.

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"Dust in solid form - such as in cartridges - can only be triggered under specific and often unique circumstances. But even loose Dust is perfectly safe when properly stored," Lady Weiss, Team Ruby's expert on Dust, said in a firm but polite tone, though Pycelle could see her eyes narrowing a bit. Either that was a sensitive topic, or she was still quite angry about the fact that the thief who had robbed her had been killed before she could arrest and interrogate the woman. And also, Pycelle knew, about the fact that the thief had been killed, period.

It wasn't wise to press powerful people who were already annoyed or angry, but Pycelle knew his duty to his office and Lord Tywin. "In a vial?"

"Yes." Lady Weiss nodded. "Perfectly safe - unless you spill it."

Lady Ruby coughed. "Which you shouldn't."

"What if it breaks?" Marwyn asked.

"They are quite solid," Lady Weiss replied. "You'd have to exert a significant force to break the vials."

"Like a blow from a sword or hammer?" Pycelle resisted the urge to lean forward. That could have been interpreted as an attempt to push them.

Lady Weiss hesitated. "It depends on the circumstances," she said. "If we carry the vials, we can protect them."

Pycelle glanced at the other members of Team Ruby and noticed them nodding.

"How do you protect them?" Marwyn, of course, the fool he was, leaned forward, an eager expression on his face.

"The same way we protect our clothes and weapons in battle," Lady Weiss said. "We can extend our own invulnerability."

The power that made them shrug off sword blows and ignore acid strong enough to melt steel. They probably could withstand wildfire as well. Of course, as Lady Weiss's facial scar indicated, it was not complete invulnerability, though Pycelle wasn't sure he wanted to know what kind of attack could break such protections. "Do you think that Prince Joffrey broke the vial open and triggered such an explosion?"

"He could have simply opened the vial - it's not sealed shut," Lady Weiss replied.

That threw some shade on her declaration that the vials were safe, in Pycelle's opinion.

"What if he attempted a ritual with the Dust?" Marwyn just had to use his pet theory- albeit Pycelle had to admit that it made some sense. In hindsight, some of the questions the boy had asked him lately were suspicious.

"That is likely," Lady Weiss said. "Uncovered, Dust can be volatile. Even a sneeze can set it off."

Lady Ruby nodded in agreement. "And it doesn't take that much to blow a crater into stone."

Pycelle felt his stomach drop at the thought that between the four of them, the girls carried dozens of such vials. It seemed that his attempt to be able to reassure the Court and his fellow members on the small council that there was no danger of a repeat of this tragedy had not been as successful as he had hoped.

At least he had the small satisfaction that Marwyn hadn't gained any more information about the girls' magic. The less such dangerous knowledge spread, the better.

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The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Sitting behind his table - overloaded with parchment - in the solar of the Tower of the Hand, Eddard Stark nodded at Jory. "You say the smallfolk are restless?"

"Yes, my lord." Jory nodded. "They were already riled up after Lady Yang was poisoned, but the death of Prince Joffrey seems to have made it worse."

Ned nodded. To lose both the King and his heir so soon after each other… Of course, the smallfolk would be restless. They must be worried about the future, what with Prince Tommen even younger than Prince Joffrey was, so it would take even more years until he would be ready to be crowned. And yet, despite the tragedy - albeit one the Prince apparently had caused himself - and the daunting prospect of spending even more years as regent in King's Landing, Ned couldn't help feeling relieved as well. Sansa wouldn't have to marry a boy who was likely the product of incest and not the son of Ned's best friend. He felt ashamed about this, but he could not deny what he felt.

But he couldn't let himself get distracted by such thoughts either. "Do you think there'll be rioting?"

Jory nodded. "Yes, my lord. Everyone is on edge. Men-at-arms, guards, even septons. And rumours are flying, or so my men tell me. Sooner or later, someone will start a fight, and the gold cloaks won't be able to handle it before it turns into a riot."

Jory had not yet seen a riot in King's Landing, but Ned agreed with him. So many people being anxious and riled up would lead to a riot. And Ned didn't trust the gold cloaks to handle it. Not with all the scheming at Court leaving the very guards who might reinforce the gold cloaks in an emergency at each others' throats. "We need more guards to keep order," he said. His own wouldn't be enough to turn the tide. Lord Renly, Lord Stannis and, of course, the Lannisters would have enough, or so Ned hoped. But asking any of them for help would see Ned getting dragged into the next conflict at Court. And if such a conflict were to turn violent…

Jory nodded but didn't say anything. He didn't have to. This was Ned's duty to handle. Only he didn't know how. And with all the other duties he had in the middle of this latest crisis, pressing duties… He was already hard-pressed to keep up with all the work and problems. He hadn't even been able to comfort Sansa properly in her grief. To spend days negotiating with the nobles… No, that wouldn't work out.

But there was a possible solution. He would have to talk to Lady Ruby and her friends.

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"You want us to calm down the people?"

Lady Ruby sounded surprised, Ned noted. Was she out of touch with the mood in the city, then? Or was he misinterpreting the mood? No, he trusted Jory. And it made sense that the smallfolk would be concerned about the lack of a king. "Yes, my lady," he said. "The smallfolk trust you." Almost worshipped them, or so he had heard - at least the followers of the New Gods. Ned didn't really have much contact with the worshippers of the Seven in King's Landing, and neither did his men. If Cat were here, it would be different, but she was back home with Robb and the others. "The death of both King Robert and his heir, and the culprit still unknown, is causing a lot of worry among them."

Lady Blake's face didn't show any reaction, but both Lady Yang and Lady Weiss were frowning. "We can't promise them that we'll watch over them until a new King is crowned," Lady Weiss said.

"Yep." Lady Yang nodded. "We're not going to stay here for years."

Ned knew that, of course. "You don't need to. The smallfolk fear unrest and a war over the crown. If they're reassured that neither will happen, they will calm down."

"For now, you mean," Lady Weiss said.

"Yes," Ned admitted as he put his elbows on his table. "That's all the city needs right now. A period of calm so we can adjust and stabilise the realm."

The four girls exchanged glances. "And what if we find a way home and have to leave?" Lady Weiss asked.

"What are the odds that this will happen in the next few weeks or months?" Ned met her eyes. "I do not ask you to stay forever, or even delay your departure. I merely ask you to help out in this time of uncertainty and potential unrest."

"Well, Huntresses protect people," Lady Ruby said. "So, telling the smallfolk that shouldn't be a problem. We've already told them that, anyway."

"It bears repeating," Ned said, earning him a frown from Lady Weiss and a raised eyebrow from Lady Blake even though Lady Ruby nodded.

"We'll do it. But we're not going to stay here forever," she said.

"Thank you, my lady." Ned bowed his head.

"Oh! Since we're here anyway," Lady Ruby said. "What's going to happen to Lord Clegane? He did admit to killing Taisha."

Ned managed not to wince. The man stuck to his story that the thief had tried to get to the prince, planning to kill him with a stolen vial of magic powder, and so he had killed her in defence of his charge, but Ned had his doubts about that. Sure, he could see Joffrey picking up the vial and sending Clegane away with the dead thief, but… Clegane was a skilled warrior, the equal of many knights, and the thief had been, but for the vial, unarmed and unarmoured. Of course, one couldn't take many risks when magic powder was involved, much less with the life of the Prince, but it was a bit too convenient.

On the other hand, that the woman had stolen the vial was beyond doubt - the Four Maidens themselves and Lady had proven that - and who could fault a guard for killing a thief trying to accost the Prince? "We're investigating the incident," he said. "We need to find out who hired her."

"Clegane was seen with her in Fleabottom a few days before her death," Lady Blake said. "And she told a friend of hers about him."

This time, Ned did frown. "Then there will be a trial."

"Good." Lady Ruby nodded firmly. "Taisha may have been a thief, but that doesn't mean she deserved death."

Ned agreed with her, even though this would add even more work for him.

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Ned could do without meeting Lord Tywin - he was buried in work - but he couldn't refuse a meeting with a Lord Paramount without giving offence. "Lord Tywin." He greeted the man with a respectful nod - Lord Tywin was known to be prickly about any insults, no matter how minor, and to hold grudges.

"Lord Regent." Lord Tywin returned the nod as he took a seat in Ned's solar. "You are quite busy," he commented with a glance at the parchment on Ned's table.

"You've been Hand before; you know how it is," Ned replied.

Lord Tywin scoffed at that. "Things were different when I was Hand."

Ned nodded. They had a mad king - although Aerys's madness had not been obvious yet, when Lord Tywin had served as his Hand.

"But I won't keep you from your work, Lord Regent. I am here to discuss the betrothal between the heir to the throne and your daughter."

Ned tensed. "Prince Joffrey is dead," he said, "The betrothal was with him."

"The betrothal was to unite the Baratheons and the Starks," Lord Tywin replied. "Now that Tommen is the heir, it follows that he should be betrothed to your daughter, to forge closer ties between our families."

Between the Lannisters and the Starks, Ned thought. Robert had wanted to unite his and Ned's families. But Robert was dead. And Ned had doubts about the legitimacy of the prince and princess. But he couldn't tell Lord Tywin that - the implication alone would be an insult worth a feud. And with Team Ruby insisting on ˆproof beyond doubt' for any claim against the royal children, Ned couldn't tell whose side they would support if it came to war. He had to gain time to sort this out. "Sansa is still grieving over the death of her betrothed. To push her into a new betrothal would be cruel," he said.

Lord Tywin frowned, and Ned half-expected him to scoff. But he slowly nodded. "What about your other daughter, then? She would be closer in age to Tommen."

"Arya?" Ned winced. Arya was still dreaming of a life as a Huntress - or a warrior woman, or 'Lady Knight'. She didn't dream of a royal marriage, much less becoming queen. If Ned told her she was to marry, she would make her displeasure known very loudly. But to tell Lord Tywin that would embarrass Ned and his family. "She's still very young," he said instead.

Tywin scoffed at that. "She's old enough for a betrothal. And the marriage wouldn't be until both are of age, of course."

Ned didn't want to tie his family to the Lannisters. Honour had kept him from breaking the betrothal between Sansa and Prince Joffrey, but he was not bound by it to betroth Arya to Tommen. Or Bran - or Robb - to Myrcella, if Lord Tywin would go there.

But how to refuse without insulting Lord Tywin and potentially drive Team Ruby to the Lannisters? Oh! He suppressed a smile when the solution presented itself. "My children are close to Team Ruby, Lord Tywin." The other man's expression turned into a puzzled frown. "So, they have been influenced by their views - even with regard to marriages. And, as you undoubtedly are already aware, Team Ruby's members are used to choosing their own betrotheds."

Lord Tywin's frown turned into a scowl. "Surely your children will listen to you."

Ned spread his hands, "Indeed, they will - but, as you surely know from your own experience, children, especially young children, do not always obey their parents. And even if they do, they often complain about it. If Lady Ruby and her friends were to hear Arya or Sansa whining about a betrothal, they might be moved to intervene. They are still very young themselves, and, therefore, more likely to side with those close to their age rather than their parents." He nodded gravely. "Their support can be a two-edged blade. As embarrassing as it is, it's best to step very lightly around them."

Lord Tywin's jaw muscles trembled briefly - he must be clenching his teeth, Ned saw - but he slowly nodded. "I see. Indeed, one must step lightly around them. I will consider this carefully, Lord Regent."

"Thank you, my lord."

Ned waited until Lord Tywin had left his solar before he smiled with relief.

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Street of Steel, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Prince Joffrey was dead. Gendry Storm - not Waters, Storm; the late King, his father, had named him so - wasn't sure what to think. His half-brother was dead, slain in an explosion. It sounded like an assassination, and there were rumours that a faceless man had infiltrated the Red Keep as a servant, stolen magic powder from Lady Ruby and her friends, and used it to kill the prince. And yet, other rumours claimed that it had been the Prince who had stolen from the Four Maidens, and the Seven had struck him down for the sin. The latter rumour was much more popular amongst the volunteer guards outside the smithy. Was his half-brother a thief or a victim?

Gendry didn't know. And he wanted to know. Because if the Prince had been killed by a Faceless Man, then his other half-siblings were the obvious next targets. And Gendry might be next - the poison that Lady Yang had drunk might have been aimed at him. And the guards outside - half a dozen to a dozen depending on the time of the day, and he still didn't know what to think about that, either - wouldn't be able to stop a Faceless Man, would they?

"Boy! Stop daydreaming and finish that crossguard!"

"Yes, Master!" Gendry jerked and hastily started to work on the piece again. He couldn't do anything about the assassins or whatever had killed his half-brother. But he could smith.

But he couldn't finish the crossguard before he was distracted again, this time by Lady Yang and Lady Blake visiting. At least, they entered through the door instead of jumping over the wall without warning - Lady Yang had done that a few times in earlier visits, and Gendry doubted that she had done that merely to 'test his situational awareness', whatever that was. "Yo!"

"My ladies." Master Mott nodded at them without stopping his work on the sword.

"We wanted to check up on you." Lady Yang looked at the wall surrounding the yard, then at Lady Blake before smiling at Gendry. "How's it going with the guards?"

Master Mott scoffed. "They're still standing around uselessly."

Gendry winced. "They have been quite polite and they don't prevent customers from entering," he said with a glance at Master Mott.

"Good, good. We asked them to, ah, tone it down a little," Lady Yang said.

Gendry was aware of that. And thankful - the shop had counted fewer customers when a bunch of armed people had surrounded it. But even with that problem solved, he was still in danger. Quite a clear danger, in case the Prince had been assassinated instead of having been struck down by the Seven for stealing.

He hesitated, then swallowed. There was no reason not to ask. The Four Maidens were friendly and helpful, even with smallfolk and bastards, not arrogant as most nobles. "If I may ask, my ladies… What happened to the Prince? I've heard many rumours…"

"Ah." Lady Yang winced. "He got his hands on Dust stolen from us and accidentally set it off." She shook her head. "The blast destroyed his room."

Gendry grimaced at the thought of what that would have done to a boy, and even Master Mott winced. And yet… "So, he wasn't killed by a Faceless Man who had taken the shape of a servant?"

"No," Lady Blake spoke up. "The servant was a thief hired by the Prince's sworn sword, Lord Clegane, who killed her under circumstances that we have yet to clear up. But she wasn't a Faceless Man in disguise."

"So, she stole from you?"

"From Weiss," Lady Yang said.

Ah. Gendry was no noble; he was a simple smith and a bastard who had met his father just once before he was rendered an orphan again, but he knew enough not to press for more explanations.

But he could correct the guards' rumours next time they came in to get their training weapons repaired. Master Mott didn't like it, but Gendry thought repairing their training weapons was the least you could do for people who volunteered to guard you. Especially if they were sent by the Faith of the Seven at the request of the Four Maidens.

Even if Lady Yang and Lady Blake had not said so out loud, it was clear as day that those who had dared to lay their hands on the Maidens' property had died as a result, and brutally so.

Sometimes, the Seven's justice struck quickly and harshly, and Gendry certainly would never scorn them or their followers.

But that still left him torn about what he should feel about his half-brother's death.

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The Great Sept of Baelor, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"...and we know you're worried about the succession, with the King and the Prince both dead, and all those rumours, but you don't have to be afraid. Team Ruby's here! We'll protect you to the best of our abilities. We know our duty as Huntresses!

"So, don't give in to fear, don't lash out at others - focus on staying calm and help each other if there's a need. Think positive thoughts! You're not alone! It might take a while, but there will be a new king, and you have a regent until then. If we all work together, this won't be a problem at all!"

Seated behind Lady Ruby, the High Septon nodded as she spoke to the gathered masses - the faithful - in the Great Sept. Yes, the people would find solace in the fact that the Blessed of the Seven watched over them. Who could be afraid of the uncertainty of the current succession with such obvious proof of the Seven's grace here? Why would anyone have to fear the future king - or a violent succession - with Team Ruby protecting them?

"No one - not me, not my team, not anyone else - can do everything. But together, we can!"

Lady Ruby smiled as the gathered people broke out in cheers. It lifted the High Septon's spirit to see the smallfolk, formerly unruly and afraid, now enthusiastic. And no hecklers had sneaked in!

"Team Ruby will punish the wicked!" someone yelled from the back. Well, he wasn't a heretic who still doubted the Blessed by the Seven. Probably.

Lady Ruby shook her head as the people quieted down again. "We're here to protect you, not to punish anyone. That's what the courts are for. Might does not make right. The more powerful you are, the more responsible you have to be! You cannot just force your will on others, you have to…"

Lady Weiss, seated next to the High Septon, sighed and muttered something he didn't quite catch - or understand. What was a 'cartoon'? But the Maiden was still smiling when Lady Ruby finished her speech, so it couldn't have been important.

Lady Ruby took a few deep breaths when she stepped down from the pedestal and turned away from the crowd. "Ugh!" she muttered. "I blew it!"

"You didn't," Lady Weiss spoke up. "You said what you wanted to, and more or less how we planned it."

"More more or more less?" Lady Ruby asked with a lopsided smile that looked endearingly innocent on her face.

"I'd say about in the middle," Lady Weiss replied before looking at him. "What do you think?"

Was he asked to judge the Chosen of the Seven? He smiled. "I believe everyone here took heart and felt relieved from fear and anger by your words."

Lady Weiss grinned. "See? You did it."

"Yes!"

"Thank you for letting us speak to your congregation, High Septon," Lady Weiss said with a small bow.

"Yes, thank you again!"

"It was the least I could do," he replied - honestly. As if he could refuse to let the Blessed by the Seven address the faithful! The High Septon knew he wasn't a saint, not even a truly good man - he was too weak to the pleasures of the flesh for that - but he was still a man of the Faith, and he could see a messenger of the Seven when they appeared and do his duty.

How anyone, especially a member of the Faith, could doubt the divine nature of the Four Maidens was beyond him. They had power beyond a mortal's ken - power beyond anything magic could achieve, as those who studied such matters had assured him. And yet, for all their power, they were humble and polite, never took anything for granted, and were friendly to everyone, no matter their station. They truly cared for the smallfolk and stood for what was right even when it went against the wishes of the most powerful nobles in the realm. And those who went against them were punished by the gods. Even if they were princes. The Maidens hadn't told him so, but the High Septon had heard enough to know the truth about the Prince's death.

How could anyone not follow their example, within the limits of their own means? Work together, protect each other, help each other - the Seven's will was clear, and even a sinner like the High Septon would do everything to obey, be it sending faithful to Essos to investigate the slave trade or arm the faithful to better protect those in need.

Lady Ruby might not have ordered the return of the Faith Militant - the High Septon was well aware of how controversial such a decision would be - but neither had she forbidden the faithful from arming themselves to do their duties.

And if a man was in his right to fight under a noble's order, how much more would he be in his right to fight on the orders of the Seven Above as told by the Divine Messengers?

The High Septon knew his duty. Should the Four Maidens have a need for men-at-arms, the Faith would answer.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Varys knew how to smile and hide his true feelings. He had honed this skill for decades, and it had let him survive the Mad King's reign as well as the rebellion that ended it, with none privy to his true thoughts - not even his closest contacts. But it was getting a little more difficult than usual to keep up the facade when it seemed fate itself was conspiring against him.

Safely in the privacy of his office, Varys allowed himself to scowl.

That idiot prince had gone and blown himself up trying to copy the witches' magic! Varys didn't mind that the Prince had died - sooner or later, the spoilt brat would have had to die - but he very much minded that the idiot had died now. His mere existence had driven a wedge between the witches and the Starks and Baratheons, and once those bridges were truly burnt, it would have only taken the right timing and a few disposable minions to expose the boy's depravity to the whole Court. That would have forced the witches to abandon the prince lest their facade of benevolence be revealed as the act it was, and so would have turned the Lannisters against the witches. Lord Tywin would have either stubbornly stuck to defending his grandson's claim against all reason or disposed of Joffrey himself - and that would have turned him into a kinslayer. As a result, the Lannisters would have been isolated, and bereft of the witches' protection, and the Baratheons would have made a move against them. No matter who won that war, the victor would have been weakened, and after setting both Baratheons against each other, Varys could have secured the support of the Martells for the Young Griff to move in and take over the weakened realm. (After disposing of the witches, of course, but that went without saying.)

But now? Lord Tywin would push Tommen onto the throne, Lord Eddard would have a much more malleable boy to marry to his daughters - the man might hold out a bit, but would cave sooner or later, with the witches protecting Tommen's claim. And with Prince Oberyn so friendly with the witches - the rake was, no doubt, fooling himself into thinking he could seduce them so they would support his House - Varys couldn't work on bringing the Martells into the fold as long as the witches were still ruling the court. Prince Oberyn was a fool, but not as much of a fool as to put his house against them no matter the prize.

Things would be bad enough if this were all that he had to face, but he knew that the witches were not content with ruling the court - they were also taking control of the Faith. Whether they planned to rule the realm through a reborn Faith Militant, using the crazed zealots to kill anyone they might not personally bother to hunt down, or wished to have the Faith and the Court destroy each other so they could install their own rule on the ashes, Varys didn't know yet - the witches themselves might not yet be sure which would be the most appealing course of action.

But he knew they had to be stopped. No matter the cost. He had already reached out - through many proxies, of course - to the House of Black and White, but he wasn't as foolish as to trust that this would suffice to deal with the witches. No, he had to use everything and everyone to do this.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Petyr Baelish was in a good mood going over his ledgers - after checking the window, of course; the odds of Lady Blake peering inside were low, it was barely after noon, but he hadn't reached his current position and wealth by being careless.

He had reached it by grasping every opportunity that presented itself and holding on to it, then squeezing it dry. Just as he would with this opportunity. A funeral for the Prince of the realm, taken tragically from all of them before his time.

Before the time Petyr could have properly exploited the little sadist's temper to further his ambitions. He hadn't even yet decided whether he'd supply the Prince with suitable victims to build his influence on the boy or denounce him to Team Ruby to gain their trust. Or both, depending on how discreet the boy could be - the fact that he had managed to conceal his nature from the four girls proved that he had a modicum of discretion.

And that, for all their power, the girls were as naive as any other girl their age. His smile widened. Who better than honest Lord Petyr, hardworking Master of Coin, a humble Lord from a tiny landhold, doing his best to keep the realm afloat despite the spending habits of the Court, to help them see through similar facades? Certainly not Varys, the Master of Whispers, who kept failing to find the assassins and thieves riddling the court despite his decades of experience and network of informants.

But for that, Petyr would have to expose at least some of the late Prince's inclinations. Or, perhaps, wait for the girls to turn to the cat-loving simpleton now suddenly being first in line to become king and hear from him and his sister just how cruel their elder brother had been.

He leaned back, rubbing his chin. Maybe he needed to be a bit proactive about that. Approach the girls, voice his concern about some rumours going around about the dead Prince, inquire about his siblings… Yes, that should present the correct mix of informed and concerned. The kind of person foreigners with more power than sense or knowledge about the Court could trust.

He nodded at his thoughts. Yes, he would arrange for a coincidental meeting, as he had before, and point them at the prince and princess, now more isolated than ever, with only their grandfather and their uncle, both unsuitable for consoling them in their grief, to support them in their time of need.

Right after he finished his preparations to skim as much gold as possible from the money Lord Stark had ordered set aside for the funeral. Between the businesses he controlled, he could already get the lion's share of the allotment, and if he played his cards right, he could perhaps even get Lord Tywin to pay for a grander funeral, one more befitting his grandson. That would not only net Petyr more coin but also pit Lord Tywin against the Regent, who obviously had been unwilling to pay enough for a 'properly respectful funeral'.

And if the naive Regent wouldn't realise that he had made an enemy in Lord Tywin, then honest, hardworking Petyr would not hesitate to point it out, and earn even more of the fool's trust.

Smiling, he started to write down bills and expenses, both factual and fictional.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Brienne, as tragic as the death of Prince Joffrey has been, and even though it might be a bit disrespectful to talk about it on the eve of his funeral, I doubt I have to tell you that his death affects the whole realm."

Brienne Tarth nodded. Lord Renly, clad in finest silk that complemented his handsome face and hair, was stating the obvious, as Lady Weiss would put it - the death of the future King had thrown the realm into… not turmoil, but it had caused some unrest. Of course, Lady Ruby's speech at the Great Sept of Baelor had managed to calm the waters somewhat, but the currents had not disappeared.

"Prince Joffrey had seen two and ten years. It would have been three more years until he could have taken the throne," Lord Renly went on.

"At least. More like four or five if what we heard about him is true," Ser Loras muttered as he put down two flagons with wine and three goblets on the table in Lord Renly's quarters.

What had they heard about the Prince?

"Well, he's dead, and so we might never know if there was any truth to the rumours," Lord Renly took one goblet, filled it and passed it to Brienne.

"Thank you, my lord." She nodded, still wondering about the rumours they mentioned - should she ask?

But Lord Renly was already going on: "However, Prince Tommen is just seven years old. We'll be looking at a regency of almost ten years until he can take the crown."

"Yes, my lord." Brienne nodded again. Anyone who knew their numbers was aware of this.

"Ten years over which the boy will grow and learn to be a king." Lord Renly raised the goblet Ser Loras had handed him in a toast.

Brienne raised hers almost out of reflex, drank with the others - and then had to school her features. That was arbor gold! Or a wine of similar quality - she was no connoisseur; she might be able to afford it occasionally, but a knight should not get drunk, and neither should a Huntress, as Lady Ruby and Lady Yang had mentioned once. Still, if Lord Renly went to such an expense, it would be rude to refuse.

"That is, if he is raised right. Cersei was said to have spoiled Prince Joffrey rotten, and who knows what she did to her other children?" Lord Renly shrugged with a lopsided smile that made him appear even more handsome.

She realised he was waiting for an answer - fortunately, he was still smiling, so she hadn't angered him with her lapse - and nodded. "Lord Eddard is said to be just and honourable, and from what I know of his children, he's a good father as well." Lord Bran, Lady Arya and Lady Sansa all agreed on that, as did Jon. "He will raise the Prince right and teach him how to rule fairly and honourably." Team Ruby might have some issues with Lord Eddard, but they didn't deny that he was honourable to a fault - 'according to the custom of the realm', as Lady Weiss liked to put it.

"But as Regent, and not merely Warden of the North, can he truly spare the time to raise another child?" Ser Loras tilted his head. "My own father did his best, but there were many times he was busy with the duties of a ruler."

"And," Lord Renly took over before Brienne could say anything, "Lord Eddard would not be the only one to influence the boy. His grandfather undoubtedly will do what he can to mould the boy in his image; he tried that with Prince Joffrey already. And Lord Tyrion has already spent much time with his nephew and niece - when he's not carousing in brothels, that is."

Brienne blushed. She was aware of Lord Tyrion's… inclinations. He was a drunkard as well, according to Team Ruby.

"So…" Lord Renly smiled at her, and she felt her heart skip a beat. "Do you think we can count on Lady Ruby and her friends to look after the boy? It would remove quite the weight from my shoulders if I knew he was in good hands."

Ah… Brienne resisted the urge to bite her lip. "Team Ruby has not said anything about raising the Prince." Lady Yang had joked about already having raised Lady Ruby, but that was not the kind of comment Brienne would tell anyone else. "They are planning to return to their world. I doubt they will stay ten years here." That was - or should be - known. They certainly didn't attempt to hide it.

"Of course. But as long as they are here?" Lord Renly cocked his head to the side. "Do you think it would be too much for you to ask them to spend more time with our future King?"

"Certainly not!" Brienne replied, and his smile widened. It would be no burden at all to ask them in the morning, when they trained together. But then she wondered. Why wouldn't Lord Renly ask them himself? It was a perfectly reasonable request, after all, and Team Ruby was known to care for children, whether they were nobles or smallfolk.

Why would he want her to ask them?

She found no answer to the question during the rest of the afternoon, while Lord Renly and Ser Loras chatted with her about a variety of topics - not a few of them related to Team Ruby.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Jon Snow - Jon Snow, not Jon Waters he reminded himself - waited until he had left the training yard before rubbing his aching limbs. They were just bruised, and he didn't want to look weak in front of Lady Yang and the others. Or give them the impression that he couldn't train with them. He could! Bruises were the price you paid for getting better, as he had been taught. Whatever Team Ruby did in training, he could take it!

As long as they held back, of course, but that went for everyone who trained with them, including Ser Barristan. Jon just had to keep at it and keep getting better so he wouldn't slow them down. He didn't want their pity, he wanted… Well, what he wanted from Lady Yang he wouldn't get. She might tease him - though she had cut back on that, quite a lot, actually, since they arrived in King's Landing - but she wasn't interested. He knew that. If only his heart accepted it as well! But except for that, he wanted to help them. Meaningfully.

And he could. He knew that as well. He was a very good swordsman. That wasn't childish pride talking - or his 'ego', as Lady Yang called it - but true; Ser Barristan himself had told Jon that he had a rare talent. As long as he trained hard and honed his skill, he could expect to become a master with the blade.

He couldn't expect to hold a candle to Team Ruby, of course, but he could make a name for himself. An honourable name. If he found an honourable position, at least. But with his uncle staying regent, at least for a few more years, it wasn't unreasonable to expect some opportunities to open up. Although he would not…

"Jon! Here you are!"

…stop paying attention to his surroundings, he vowed as he turned to face his… cousins. Lady Blake had made it clear that any of their friends might be in danger and should be alert. "Arya. Bran."

Arya grinned. "We sneaked up on you!"

"We didn't," Bran disagreed. "He was lost in thought."

"Still counts! Lady Blake said if your opponent makes a mistake, you should capitolise on it!"

"That's capitalise!" Bran corrected her.

She ignored her brother and smiled at Jon. "Anyway, were you daydreaming about Lady Yang again?"

"No." Jon hadn't been. Not really. That he had been thinking of her was only natural when she had given him most of his bruises.

Arya snorted but, for a change, didn't push. "So, what were you thinking about?"

"My future," he told her.

"Oh!" Bran smiled. "Were you thinking about the offer to squire for Ser Gerald?"

"I won't accept it," Jon told them.

A year ago, he would have jumped at such an offer. Now, though? He knew better than to think a knight who had barely exchanged more than a greeting with him would be impressed by his skill; Ser Gerald wanted to use him to get closer to Team Ruby and his 'father' the Regent. Or rather, Ser Gerald's family wanted to use them both. And Jon wasn't interested in playing these games.

No, if he were to squire for anyone, it would have to be for someone who wanted Jon Snow, not Jon the friend of the Four Maidens. Or the bastard of Lord Eddard.

"Good!" Arya nodded firmly. "That would have taken you away from King's Landing. And you can't leave us!"

"He will have to leave us sooner or later," Bran pointed out. "That's how it works. Jon can't stay with us forever; he's almost a man grown."

"Many men stay with us forever! Like Ser Jory!" Arya told him with a scowl.

"Ser Jory left to squire as well." Of course, Bran would be aware of that; Jon's cousin had been planning to become a knight since he had been able to talk.

Arya huffed. "If Jon leaves, I'll go with him!"

Jon winced. Lord Eddard would not be amused, as Lady Weiss would say, if Arya tried to run away with Jon - and he would blame Jon since Jon was the eldest. "You can't."

"Why not?"

"You can't be a squire," Bran spoke up before Jon could. "Only boys can."

"That's stupid! And I'll be a Huntress, anyway."

"You can't be a Huntress either; Team Ruby said so," Bran said.

"They said they can't give their power to me - but they didn't say I couldn't become a Huntress!" Arya sniffed. "I'm learning how to fight! And I've got talent!"

"There is no need for Huntresses in Westeros," Bran said with a frown. "We don't have Grimm."

"There are other monsters I can hunt. And there are a lot of people to protect!" Arya stuck out her tongue.

That was true; Lady Ruby had mentioned it herself. But still… "Westeros isn't used to Huntresses," Jon tried to explain. "You wouldn't be able to get 'missions'."

Arya, of course, shrugged. "I can take my own missions. I'll be a Huntress in Westeros and protect the innocent. Like a knight, just better!"

Bran pouted at her. "That's not how it works!"

"That's how it will work!" Arya sniffed again, stuck out her tongue again and left with a huff.

Bran shook his head. "Father won't be happy about that."

"She's not going anywhere for years," Jon said. Team Ruby had said she wasn't nearly ready for, well, anything yet.

"You think that will stop her?" Bran sighed.

Jon knew better than to think that. But Bran was right - Westeros wasn't like Team Ruby's home. Things didn't work like that here.

On the other hand, Lady Brienne proved that women could become warriors, and she was planning to do the same as Arya. To travel the land, go where she was needed and protect the innocent.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Ah! Lady Melisandre."

"Lord Varys." Melisandre didn't tense when she turned to face Varys, but she was ready for anything. Varys presented the image of a weak, effeminate man who could barely hurt a fly without needing help, but no such man would have survived as long as he had as Master of Whispers. He might not have slain as many as Melisandre had, but his hands were not clean; Melisandre was certain. Though it was unlikely that the man would try anything next to the Great Hall. They were too far from others to fear being overheard, but not out of sight.

"What a lucky coincidence to meet you here," he lied. "With both of us so busy in these troubling times."

She slowly nodded again. She doubted he knew everything that she was up to - she knew how to be discreet - but he certainly knew she was not merely spreading R'hllor's word. Though, of course, in a way she was. The Red God had sent her a vision, and she was doing what she could to understand it so she could heed his call. Sooner or later, she would succeed. "The death of the heir affected us all," she said.

"The death of Prince Joffrey, indeed. Though it seems everyone has already accepted Prince Tommen as the new heir."

Was he trying to see if she would betray anything about Stannis's intentions? "He is next in line," she said.

"Of course. No one would dare challenge that, not with the Four Maidens backing him. Who, no matter how just their cause, would dare face their powers in a trial?" Varys smiled. "It certainly makes my duties easier; fewer nobles will plot against the throne."

"I am glad to hear that. Unrest often spells disaster for a kingdom." Melisandre kept smiling, though she could not help wondering what Varys's goal was. His blatant hinting that Team Ruby was all that stood between Stannis's claim to the throne was nothing more than stating what everyone at Court who paid the slightest attention to rumours already knew. And Varys would be aware of that. Was that a veiled offer of support? But who would trust a man who had served both the Mad King and King Robert? Varys obviously was only loyal to himself.

"Of course, few have the knowledge to understand just how dangerous those powers are," Varys went on. "And what price they demand. Otherwise, many would be plotting anyway."

Ah. "Indeed." Melisandre nodded once again. She was well aware of what price magic demanded - she had paid it herself, many times. And she also knew that Team Ruby was not using trickery and sleight of hand to make themselves appear more skilled at magic than they were - quite the contrary, actually. And yet, was Varys truly unaware that the girls' magic was different from the arts Melisandre had learned herself? Or was that what he wanted her to deduce?

She had to consider this carefully. Though not as carefully as her visions from R'hllor. She still needed to find out whether she was meant to help or hinder Team Ruby and the flood they were supposed to bring that would wash over the land. Though she was now all but certain that the four girls were genuine about their stated aims, which made her task a little easier.

"Good day, Lady Melisandre."

"Good day, Lord Varys."

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Lord Renly Baratheon, Master of Laws, sighed. "Why couldn't Joffrey have blown up Clegane alongside himself? That would make my life a lot easier."

Loras, his love, looked up from the letter he was reading in his favourite seat in Renly's chamber. "Are you still working on his trial?"

"Yes." Renly sighed.

"I thought there were no doubts about it," Loras said. "He has killed the thief when she approached the Prince with the stolen magic powder, and while he carried the corpse away, on the prince's orders, the prince must have mishandled the powder. Did he tell another story?"

"No." Renly shook his head. "But witnesses who saw him with her days before the incident - in Fleabottom - have appeared."

Loras blinked. "That's… unusual."

Renly knew that. Usually, anyone from that part of the city avoided coming to the attention of the guard, much less the court, and for good reason. "It's the fault of Team Ruby."

"Did they find the witnesses and take them to you? Or did their presence encourage them to contact you?"

"A bit of both, I assume." Renly shook his head. "So, it looks like the trial won't be as smooth as Lord Eddard hopes for."

"That's good, isn't it?" Loras looked puzzled. "It means Lord Eddard will be publicly casting doubts on our dear departed prince's reputation, angering the Lannisters further."

"He will assume that Renly, Stannis, Lord Eddard and Team Ruby are behind this," Margaery spoke up, putting her needlework down. "But he also knows that without Team Ruby, House Lannister would lose all claims to the throne." And more besides, Renly knew. "So, he won't make a move. And if he did, he wouldn't move against us but against Stannis."

Renly wasn't quite so certain. Margaery was cunning, but she didn't have that much experience at Court or with Lord Tywin. And he didn't know what was her grandmother's opinion and what her own.

"Either way, if Tywin makes a move, he loses." Loras shrugged, and Renly took a quick breath at the supple ways his muscles moved his shoulders.

"As long as Team Ruby doesn't support him," Margaery said. "Did you manage to get Brienne to talk to them?"

Renly grimaced slightly. "She said she mentioned my concerns." But she had been a bit distant lately - from him, not from Team Ruby or her other friends. If he lost her loyalty…

"Well, the trial will only serve our interests. The more people hear about how mad Prince Joffrey was, the more damage the Lannisters' reputation suffers," Loras said. "And the more doubts about the other bastards' legitimacy will spread."

That was true. But… "Not as long as Lady Ruby defends them."

"Then we work on splitting her from the Lannisters." Loras shrugged again. "Grandmother will know how to do it."

Margaery nodded in apparent agreement.

Renly didn't share their trust in Olenna Tyrell. The Queen of Thorns had a formidable reputation as a plotter, but she lacked direct experience with Lady Ruby and her friends. And she was said to be stubborn and quite convinced of her own judgment. If she misjudged them and didn't listen to others… The last thing Renly wanted was to drive those girls into the arms of the Lannisters. Maybe he needed to take some steps to ensure that wouldn't happen.

He should talk to Clegane and see if he could impress on the man that the trial could have a wide range of outcomes depending on Clegane's testimony. After all, even if Tommen took the throne, he was a little boy and pliable - Renly knew his 'nephew' and how to talk to him.

The problem was Tywin.

*****​

Harbour District, Pentos, Essos, Westeros, 298 AC

"...and then the fool turned around, and screamed louder than a newborn baby - his voice was higher too."

Loswell laughed with the sailor telling the crude and most certainly untrue story and refilled the man's cup to the brim while he faked filling his own. "A truly great experience, my friend. Did the fool survive the experience?"

"The seal was only after the fish I had slipped into the fool's pants, and so he survived with a few holes in his pants and a few more scars on his arse!" The sailor - Brodrick, according to him - downed his cup, and Loswell was quick to fill it up again.

"That must have been a memorable voyage. Do your passengers often cry out like that when they discover that the sea is not just a great lake?"

"Oh, all the time!" The man chuckled, and downed the next cup, then burped. "Well, those who can still cry, you know."

Loswell hoped the sailor was too much in his cups to notice how he had suddenly tensed. That was what he was after. Now to prod the drunk without being too obvious about it. "There are passengers who cannot cry? Those 'Unsullied' I heard about?"

"What? No! We never transported those cockless freaks." More chuckling, and another cup of wine vanished. Loswell wasn't worried about the cost - the wine was cheap, and their funds were generous; the High Septon had made it clear that this was a mission directly on the Four Maidens' request. "But we've been transporting mute… passengers."

Yes! Just what he had hoped - this was the third ship they were investigating that regularly travelled west from here. "Mute passengers? An order, like the Silent Sisters?"

The sailor laughed out loud. "No, no. Just a bunch of children with their tongues cut out so they can't talk anymore. They can still scream, but it sounds weird. Pretty funny sometimes." He shrugged.

Loswell forced himself to laugh. "You are joking! Who would want to send children without tongues to Westeros?"

The sailor frowned. "Oh, I don't know who wants them, but I'll have you know that there's a decent demand for such children. Every few years, we ship a dozen over, straight to King's Landing!"

Loswell held up his hands. "Alright, I'll believe that - that city is a cesspit bereft of all gods and justice," he lied before he added more liquor to the wine.

It was better that the sailor was too drunk to return to his ship - one less pair of ears and eyes that might spot Loswell and his friends when they investigated the ship later. They needed more proof than a drunken tale, after all, for the Four Maidens. They already knew who mutilated and 'trained' the poor children, and once they had the transport papers…

*****​

Haunted Forest, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

"No! Joffrey! My poor boy! They have murdered you, and soon your siblings will follow! And then they'll come for me! With dark magic and vile curses! They will kill my children and then me! Why? Why are you letting this happen? Let me out! I need to flee!"

Brynden closed his eyes as he withdrew from the crow that was peering through the narrow, barred window of the former queen's room - a prison cell in all but name. The woman hadn't taken the news of her eldest child's death well. Not at all. Brynden had watched as she had tried to run in the middle of the night, only to be caught by her fellow Sisters. For all her arrogance when she had been queen, Cersei seemed to have no dignity left at all.

But that wasn't his problem. Whether the woman stayed or fled, whether she lived or died, she wasn't of any consequence any more.

Unlike those girls who were responsible for sending her to her current lodgings. The girls who had defeated the Others.

"Did you see anything new?"

He opened his eyes and smiled emptily at Leaf as he shook his head - as far as he could move his head, at least. "No. I watched the former queen debase herself, but that was it."

"Nothing of the messengers?"

He frowned. They didn't know if those girls were messengers of the Seven. A lot hinted at that, not the least the support from the Faith of the Seven, but, as was usual with the New Gods, there was no straight confirmation.

And yet, what else could they be but instruments of the Seven? They appeared in the North and killed the Others before going straight south, to King's Landing - the heart of the New Faith - and quickly established themselves there not only at Court but in the Faith as well. They certainly weren't messengers of the Old Gods.

But Leaf was waiting for an answer. "Nothing," he said. "They went training with their followers but I couldn't observe any important meetings." And he couldn't risk getting too close; they knew he was watching through the crows and had killed one bird already when Brynden had flown a bit too low to get a look at their weapons. He had to assume that whatever he saw of them was what they wanted him to see. "Have you found out anything?"

Leaf hesitated, and he raised his eyebrows. "We have… remembered parts of a legend. Said to be older than time, mentioning that the Gods used to visit certain places," she said.

"But where those places were…" She shook her head, her big eyes meeting his. "The knowledge was lost to us in the invasion."

He slowly nodded. Perhaps that was well - if they knew such a place that the four girls sought, they would have to decide if telling them would lead to them leaving or playing into the hands of the Seven. It might be cowardly, but Brynden couldn't help feeling a bit of relief.

And then Leaf went on. "But we're reaching out to others, who might have preserved the knowledge."

And Bryndon winced.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Sit straight and look me in the eyes when I talk to you, Tommen! You'll be King one day, and a king does not cower like that!"

Tommen - Prince Baratheon, heir to the crown, as people kept telling him - flinched. He tried to look at Grandfather, but the man was scary. And Angry. Even though Tommen hadn't done anything. Actually, he was angry because Tommen hadn't done anything, and that made no sense. Tommen had never gotten into trouble for not doing anything in his life!

"I said look me in the eyes, boy!"

Tommen sniffled and raised his eyes, whimpering a bit at the cold expression. Grandfather was not nice. Not like Mother was. Or father had been. He was scary. Almost like Jofrey had been.

Joffrey, who had killed Tommen's fawn and said he'd kill Tommen's cats. Joffrey, who had hurt him often when Mother hadn't been watching. Joffrey, who was dead.

Tommen shuddered. Joffrey was dead. Killed by magic. Uncle Tyrion said it was an accident, but Tommen had overheard people saying it had been the punishment of the gods for stealing. Or murder.

Grandfather grabbed his chin and lifted his face, forcing him to stare into his eyes. "Don't test me, boy! We cannot afford any such foolishness. If you wish to keep your throne, you need to do as I say!"

Tommen felt his eyes grow wet. Grandfather kept saying this, and it made no sense! Keep his throne? He had no throne! Joffrey had been the heir! And Joffrey was dead! As dead as Father was. As Uncle Jaime. And Mother was gone as well! But Grandfather wasn't listening!

But Grandfather was talking. "You'll need to be nice to the Stark girls. Talk to them, make them smile. Compliment them. They are the key to this. You need to win them over if you want to be king."

Win them over? Tommen didn't understand. But he understood that he was in danger. Like Joffrey had been.

And he didn't like it.

"But I don't want to be king!" he yelled.

"What?"

He blinked, he was crying, everything was blurry, and he sniffled before saying: "I don't want to die like Joffrey! I don't want to be king! I don't want to…"

His head flew to the side. Then came the pain, and he gasped, holding his cheek.

Grandfather had hit him!

"Don't talk nonsense, boy! I won't tolerate any more of this foolishness! You will be king! Do you understand?"

Tommen couldn't stop his tears, couldn't stop the pain, but he could nod. Anything to keep Grandfather from hitting him again.

*****​

"Prince Tommen? You have a visitor."

A visitor? Grandfather! Tommen tensed and tried to curl up. He didn't want to meet his Grandfather. Not again.

But before he could find the words to tell the servant that, someone entered.

"Prince Tommen?" That wasn't Grandfather.

He glanced up and froze. That was Lady Weiss! One of the Maidens! Her powder had killed Joffrey! They had made Mother go away and killed Uncle Jaime! What was she doing here?

"I wanted to visit you and…" He heard her gasp. "What happened to your face?"

Once more, a hand grabbed his chin, but gently. He tensed up anyway and looked away, trembling. He didn't want to get hit again! He didn't want to die!

"Tommen…" she whispered. "Who hurt you?"

*****​

 

[Starfox5]

I mean most author I've read making cry and beg or beat him or do something horrible to him before killing him(even in cannon his death is pretty horrible) so going out by explosion is comparably tame and quick

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Indeed.

Did Joffrey just blow himself up like a dumbass?

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Yes.

It would appear so.

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Correct.

Version for Sansa - he blow up from love for her.
Version for Varys - RWBY did it.
Version for Tywin - probably the same.

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Version from Tyrion: He blew up from his own stupidity.

Dust is highly volatile. Joffrey likely thought he could use Dust to awaken his Aura. He's a fool and now, likely a dead fool. Wow, that problem fixed itself...and it was likely Tywin who set that in motion with his lesson earlier that day. This is poetically beautiful!

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Just moishandöing it can cause an explosion, as Ruby demonstrated when she met Weiss for the first time.

Well, you can get a happy, or at least "happy" ending by stacking bodies. It just takes a whole lot of fucking bodies.

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This is Westeros, better burn those bodies.

Yup - but Tywin being Tywin,he would still blame somebody else.Probable RWBY.

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Never himself, though.

 

[eager slacker]

Yeah the detractors of RWBY will claim that they are sneaky charlatans that brought about the downfall of the Lannisters because this is quite literally the Lannisters hurting themselves in their own confusion repeatedly. It may also make it so the claim to the throne is either Stannis who might be unpopular with the Red Faith not being the Seven or Robert's bastards which is also unpopular for many reasons.

 

[Tager Joseph]

Varys: "I already know about the nature of their magic."
Melisandre: "...This guy clearly doesn't know dick about magic."
Varys: "What was that about no dick!?"
Melisandre: "Nothing~!"

Honestly Varys should educate himself on the sorcery he's so fearful of. Sacrificial magic in ASoIaF doesn't just give you perma buffs, you need to refuel its effects with more sacrifice regularly. To fuel team RWBY's abilities in such a manner, they would be leaving a pretty significant footprint of missing people to keep their powers strong, something he would certainly know about if it was happening. Does he think the Dust is their stockpile of ground up severed dicks or something they snort when no one is looking to keep their Aura juices flowing?

 

[ATP]

Thanks for chapter.It was really great,and true to all involved characters.

Varys belive that they are evul,so he hired not only faceless man,but somebody else.And would still fail to achieve anything.

Baelish belive that he could turn RWBY into his personal harem.I really want to see how "well" it end for him.

Tywin belive that beating Tommen is right way to control him as independent King.and Weiss would just discover that.

Melly still do not knew if he should help or fight RWBY - but if she fight,she die.

Leaf discovered somebody who maybe knew way to RWBY world.Good for them,to be honest i do not belive tat things in Kadath,Stygoi,Leng or Asshai could knew anything.
Interesting who is this third party - certainly not giants.
Maybe mermens ?

Renly - his plans,at least,seems plausible - of he just behave nicely for some tie,he could get crown as a result.

 

[Mike9650]

Varys is actually one of the more good characters in canon. It's a pity that his bias is working to undermine him here.

 

[Starfox5]

Varys is actually one of the more good characters in canon. It's a pity that his bias is working to undermine him here.

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His bias - and that he uses mutilated children as spies.

 

[Tager Joseph]

Varys is actually one of the more good characters in canon. It's a pity that his bias is working to undermine him here.

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Which canon?

Show Varys:

• Does it all "for the realm"
• Has non-mutilated child spies that he pays in !!CANDY!!
• Saves Tyrion because they're such good friends!
• Sides with Daenerys 'cause she's just such a nice ruler! (until she snapped and started burning everyone, just Targaryen things)

Book Varys:

• Assassinates Kevan specifically because he's stabilizing the realm too much for his purposes
• Utilizes mutilated homeless children as his spy network (no candy??)
• Helps Tyrion while held at knifepoint by Jaime
• Possibly responsible for Daenerys getting sold to the Dothraki (??? honestly the motive here escapes me, but Illyrio works closely with Varys, and I can't imagine Illyrio just decided to throw Dany at Drogo for shits and giggles without Varys knowing)
• Probably plans on burning down King's Landing at some point (dude was spymaster while the Mad King was doing his thing, he definitely knows about the wildfire, and the only reason he wouldn't deal with that is if he intends to light it up himself someday... probably to further destabalize the realm for Aegon's coming)

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Book and Show Varys:

• "The damn sorcerers took mah balls!!"

 

[Mike9650]

Huh, Varys is a more nuance character than I thought.

 

[Starfox5]

Chapter 32: Fear

'While it is a popular convention amongst the uneducated, and even amongst some scholars too enamoured with convenient portents and omens, to mark the day the dragons returned as the start of the rise of magic, magic had never completely left the world. That the first dragons were hatched after over a century, right when magic began to grow more powerful again, does not mean that their birth was the cause of this. On the contrary, it's obvious that magic had to grow stronger for dragons to hatch again. As other, thought lost, mythical feats of magic became available again to those who had never forgotten the ways of magic, so was raising dragons suddenly possible again for those with the talent and lineage for it - such as Princess Daenerys Targaryen. Neither did the Ruby Order bring back magic to Westeros. That their arrival overlapped with the return of magic was, given their demonstrated lack of magic powers, pure coincidence.'

• A Treatise On The Ruby Order, by Maester Kennet Bracken

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Lord Tywin Lannister frowned at his wastrel of a son. Even this early in the day, Tyrion already reeked of alcohol. He either had started drinking early or had come straight to him after returning from his nightly debauchery in the city to accost and distract him while he was busy saving their family from ruin. "What do you want?"

"Ever the gallant, Father, huh?. How the minstrels do not sing epics about your chivalrous attitude, I'll never understand." Tyrion snorted and turned to squint at the side table. "No wine?"

"Unlike others, I do not feel the need to dull my senses when there's work to do," Tywin told him. With his grandson dead - apparently through his own foolishness by stealing from Team Ruby! - he had to work even harder to ensure his family and legacy survived this crisis. "Now speak - why are you disturbing me today? It better be a good reason."

"Oh, it is!" Tyrion's grin twisted his ugly face into a grimace. "It's such a good reason that you will probably want to 'dull your senses' with wine once you hear it." He chuckled. "I certainly could do with a bit of wine."

"Stop acting like a mummer entertaining peasants and talk, boy!" Tywin spat. He had no time for this.

"Very well." Tyrion chuckled again. "Apparently, you managed to fuck up, Father." He met Tywin's eyes. "According to the servants, you hit Tommen when he dared to voice his thoughts."

Of course, he had! "He's the heir to the Iron Throne - he needs to learn discipline and obedience."

"He's a little boy who has barely reached his seventh nameday," Tyrion shot back with a snarl.

"It's best to start his education as early as possible so I can correct what mistakes your sister must have made," Tywin retorted. It was obvious that Cersei had spoiled all her children far too much. Obviously, Joffrey had died because she had never taught him how the world worked, and Tywin would not let Tommen fare the same.

"Raise him like you raised Jaime and Cersei?" Tyrion shrugged with a snort. "Hope that this time, it will work out?"

Was that his jealousy speaking? Tywin scoffed in return. "Are you here to complain about my lesson?"

"Actually, no." Tyrion climbed into a free seat. "I'm here to warn you that Lady Weiss visited Tommen after you'd already left. And she took offence to your treatment of him."

Tywin stared at him. What did he say? That was… "That girl took offence at me teaching my grandsons his duties to the realm and to his family?" How dare she!

"It's less the content and more your methods, as far as I understand. The servants said she was enraged about the blow he suffered." Tyrion grinned again, "As I said before, father, you fucked up."

Tywin blinked. That… surely, even foreigners from another world would not see any fault in educating your family, would they? Or… "Is that the pretext they plan to use to move against me?" he spat.

"Pretext?" His worthless wastrel of a son had the audacity to laugh at him. "It's not a pretext, Father. As maddening as it may seem to the likes of you, they truly care about children getting beaten. Expect them to visit you to discuss this soon." He shook his head. "Are you sure you won't order some wine brought up?"

Tywin ignored his feeble attempts to mock him. If Team Ruby truly was enraged over teaching Tommen how to comport himself… He clenched his teeth. This made no sense! He knew they were foreigners, they certainly acted like it, but even foreigners raised their children!

Had Team Ruby truly been raised without any discipline? Left to their own devices by their parents? It certainly would explain some of their behaviour, but no - Lady Ruby's group showed all the markings of having been gathered to provide her with loyal followers who could support her in all fields and endeavours, at least in their home.

So why would they have issues with Tommen's punishment?

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The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Tywin remained seated at the head of the table when they entered his room, with Tyrion to his right, presenting a united front. Or as united as Tywin could be with a drunkard dwarf. But the girls were somewhat fond of his waste of an heir, and any advantage, no matter how small, could be crucial when dealing with women barely grown who had the power to topple kingdoms on a whim and the maturity of children - and who were foreigners who had not been raised in Westeros.

"Lady Ruby." He nodded at her.

"Lord Tywin." She returned the nod in a curt, almost insulting manner. Almost. "Lord Tyrion." And her glare… all of the girls were looking at him as if they could barely hold themselves back from attacking him. As much as he hated to admit it, it was a fairly good attempt at intimidating him.

"Lady Ruby!" Tyrion flashed a twisted smile at her and her friends. "Team Ruby." Fortunately, he refrained from making a tasteless jape or crude wordplay.

The other girls followed their leader's example, nodding at Tywin and Tyrion before taking their seats, though Lady Weiss's usually composed expression was quite a bit hostile today.

At a glance from Tywin, the servant who had opened the door for his visitors moved to serve them wine. Watered, of course - the last thing Tywin needed was his guests getting drunk; he had no intention of becoming another victim of Lady Yang or anyone else losing their temper.

The girls stared at the goblets for a moment - did they expect an attempt to poison them from him? He would have to be a lackwit to try what had failed already - before Lady Yang grabbed hers and downed the wine. A moment later, the others followed suit, albeit all stuck to small sips.

Tyrion, of course, had matched Lady Yang and had his goblet already refilled. Tywin took a sip from his own to hide his frown.

"So…" Lady Ruby stared at him. "We're here to talk to you about not hurting Tommen. Or Myrcella. Or any child."

"I didn't hurt Tommen," Tywin retorted.

"What?" Lady Weiss glared at him. "I could see the mark on his cheek! You hit him!"

"I slapped him," Tywin corrected her. "I didn't hurt him."

"My dear father means that no blood was spilt nor did Tommen lose any teeth," Tyrion added.

Tywin glared at him for his insufferable manners but nodded. "That is correct."

"You… you really think children aren't hurt unless they bleed?" Lady Ruby, standing with her palms on the table, gaped at him as if he had said something inconceivable. Were they truly as naive as they acted?

"I very lightly disciplined him for an unseemly outburst unworthy of a member of his family, much less someone of his station," Tywin said. "Any parent would have done the same in my place." Any sane, competent parent, at least.

"Mom and Dad have never hit us!" Lady Ruby said. Her half-sister nodded in obvious agreement and with a scowl matching Lady Ruby's.

Lady Blake, Tywin noted, nodded as well, with a deep frown, but Lady Weiss's nod seemed a little hesitant. Interesting.

But he couldn't focus on that potential weakness right now. He had to convince those girls that discipline was good. "Tommen will be King," he said. "Do you wish to have a spoiled boy on the throne? He needs to be taught how to rule, how to stand fast, or the Court will take advantage of him." He had seen that happen with his father, and he would not let his family suffer another such shameful weakness. And Joffrey might still be alive if he had been properly raised.

"He doesn't want to be King," Lady Ruby said.

"..." Tywin stared at her. Was she serious? "He is the heir to the throne! It is his duty to become King!" He wouldn't let a stupid, spoiled boy ruin his family!

"But he doesn't want to be King," the girl repeated herself. "Why do you want to force him to become King against his will?"

"He is a little boy of seven namedays!" Tywin managed not to add 'you foolish girl', but it took some effort. "Do you let children make decisions about their lives when they have barely been weaned?"

"Weaned?" she asked.

"That seems hyperbole," Lady Weiss said in a clipped tone. "He is far older than a toddler. And if he doesn't want to be King, hitting him will not make him into a king. Physical and psychological abuse will make it far likelier that he will escape your grip at the first opportunity. Or he will play along until he is crowned and then either abdicate or take his revenge."

"Abuse?" What was she talking about?

"Hitting him, forcing him to bend to your will, trying to control his life and shape him into what you think he should be." She sneered at him! The girl openly sneered at him. And in the presence of his useless son!

"Yes!" Lady Ruby glared at him again. "You won't hit him again!"

"How do you expect me to discipline him?" Were all children spoiled in their home? They certainly acted like it!

"We don't want you to 'discipline' him at all! He's a little boy, not a soldier!" Lady Weiss snapped. "He's afraid of dying like his father or his brother, and your reaction was to make him afraid of you?"

Tywin swallowed his first answer. The girl seemed livid. "I have not treated him any worse than I treated my own children."

"That explains a lot," Lady Yang said with a scoff.

Tyrion snorted at that, and the four girls looked at each other before staring at Tywin again.

Had they planned this together?

His wastrel of a son chuckled once more, then spoke up: "Although my father has a point. Tommen is a little boy, and I don't think he should be making important decisions about his future - or the future of the realm - at his age. I remember my fancies at that age, when I dreamed of becoming a knight or hero. Let him make a decision when he is a man grown, not a scared child."

Lady Ruby frowned but didn't immediately contradict him, and Tywin held back from scolding Tyrion. He could not afford to make enemies out of those girls, no matter how many insults they heaped on him.

Not yet.

"That doesn't mean you can hit him - or scare him," Lady Weiss said. "We won't let you hurt him any more."

He didn't miss how her hand gripped the hilt of her sword during this. A far too blatant, yet still effective, threat.

"Or anyone else," Lady Ruby added.

"I think it would be best if I oversaw the education of Tommen and Myrcella," Tyrion said, refilling his goblet again. "Of course, together with what Lord Eddard, as the regent, deems suitable as education, though I do think they should be raised by family - preferably family without a clear interest in denying them their rights in order to take the throne for themselves. In any case, I've been comforting them to the best of my ability since their father died, and they certainly don't fear me. "

Tywin clenched his teeth. His traitor of a son was trying to use this to control the future king! It was an obvious play to increase his influence and station - and to ensure that Tywin couldn't get rid of him before he brought more shame on the family by inheriting the Rock. How dare he exploit the current crisis!

But Team Ruby seemed to favour this proposition, judging by the nods they exchanged.

Tywin wanted to curse out loud. He couldn't afford to oppose them, and Tyrion knew it. House Lannister depended on good relations with those girls.

For now. Tywin would not forget this insult. He had never been humiliated like this! He would get his revenge on them - a Lannister always paid his debts.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Ruby Rose turned to face Lord Tywin again. "Yeah, I think Lord Tyrion would be a good choice to raise the kids - I mean, Prince Tommen and Princess Myrcella. Together with Lord Eddard." Although they would have to talk to Lord Eddard as well, to ensure he didn't hit kids. They hadn't heard or seen anything that would hint at child abuse, but they had seen him watch people getting tortured, so it was better to check.

Next to her, Weiss mumbled something about a Grimm being a better parent, but Ruby ignored it since she was pretty sure neither Lord Tywin nor Lord Tyrion had heard her.

Lord Tyrion smiled at her and lifted his goblet in a toast.

Lord Tywin glowered at her, but Ruby had faced way scarier people. Uncle Qrow, for example, when she had taken away his flagon before they worked on Crescent Rose (she couldn't risk her baby suffering a scratch if someone wasn't at his best!) - and she knew he would never hit her (outside training, of course). Or Weiss when she was freaking out about a team test or her grades. Or Weiss when she wanted to 'teach this abuser that his behaviour is completely beyond the pale'. And Weiss when Ruby told her that she had been the one to tell everyone that they couldn't force their own views on the local people and that they couldn't just beat nobles to a pulp for having sexist, patriarchal, cruel, evil or just stupid views (it was a long list).

Lord Tywin didn't scare her.

And he nodded, though it looked like he had to force himself to do it. "I suppose that would be… acceptable." He sounded as if each word hurt him, too.

Though Ruby didn't have too much sympathy for someone who hit kids. None, actually.

Lord Tyrion's smile grew even wider, and he refilled his goblet.

"Provided you will moderate your alcohol consumption, Lord Tyrion," Weiss said in a clipped tone.

Ruby blinked - was Weiss mad at Lord Tyrion as well? He hadn't hit the kids, had he? No. Weiss would have told them that. Oh! The drinking. Weiss had some… history, Yang would say, with drinking parents as well, Ruby remembered from a few remarks about the beer here. Hopefully, she would never meet Qrow when he was really drunk.

But Ruby's partner was correct - drinking and teaching didn't mix. Unless it was cacao. Or coffee or energy drinks, but that was more for studying. Or grading, according to Dad. So Ruby nodded. "Yes. Prince Tommen and Princess Myrcella deserve better than drunk lessons."

Lord Tyrion wasn't smiling any more, though Lord Tywin showed a hint of a smirk while he sneered at him. "Yes, I do agree - we can't have the future king of the realm be taught by a drunkard."

Wait - that was going a bit too far! Everyone drank here - even children. Ruby frowned. "I'm sure Lord Tyrion can, ah, cut back on the drinking. Alcohol, that is. You could drink lemonade instead." They had that here. But no coffee or caffeinated sodas. "Or honeyed tea. Or milk - warm milk with honey is great!" The closest thing they had to cacao. If only Westeros had chocolate!

Lord Tyrion didn't look like he liked any of her suggestions. Well, his loss! Ruby was just trying to help. And there was no way Weiss would let a drunkard raise kids. Well, not like a parent - drunk uncles were OK.

"Anyway, no meeting them drunk, no neglecting them and absolutely no hitting them. Or scaring them." She nodded firmly at the two men.

Lord Tyrion coughed. "Ah, if we're talking about scaring children… You are aware that they are afraid of you, my lady?"

Ruby winced. She was aware of that. But hadn't the children grown used to Team RWBY? Maybe a little bit? Weiss knew them well, didn't she? She looked at her partner and saw that she was wincing. Ack!

"You killed their uncle and took their mother from them," Lord Tywin told her with a sneer.

She glared at him. "Jaime forced me to kill him. And Cersei has only herself to blame!" She hadn't wanted to kill him - or exile the Queen. Well, maybe a bit of the latter. But none of Team RWBY would ever hurt a child!

"I fear that the children don't quite understand such nuances," Lord Tyrion said. "They have an idealised view of their family - with certain exceptions, of course."

"It's not a nuance, it's the truth." Ruby shook her head. But they had to fix this anyway. "We'll talk to them about it." She smiled. "We can invite them to our training sessions!" Talking to kids their age would do them good. And Bran and Arya were their age. More or less.

"An excellent idea," Lord Tyrion said.

Lord Tywin did that 'slow, reluctant and totally unwilling nod' thing again, though he was smiling more than he was sneering, even though the difference wasn't that big.

"Good. Then that's settled." And they'd show Tommen and Myrcella that Team RWBY was harmless!

*****​

Street of Steel, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"And… done!" Ruby smiled as she finished her spare spare part for Crescent Rose. So, if she had to replace that part of her baby, she would still have a spare part, in case it happened somewhere without a smithy. If you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail and all.

Though it had taken her half a day just to file the last few millimetres down so it would actually fit within the tolerances, and it wasn't a part for the mechashift core of her weapon. Even with her maintenance kit and the micrometre measurer there, she couldn't get the tolerances for that. If she ever lost part of that… She grimaced. She didn't want to think about that. Sure, if she were absolutely desperate, she could lock Crescent Rose in her scythe mode - she didn't have too many bullets left - but that would leave her baby all but disabled.

And the compact mode was great for carrying her around.

"Done, my lady?" Gendry asked.

"Yes!" She smiled at him. "Thank you for letting me use the smithy!"

"We have to thank you for letting us watch you work, my lady."

She blushed a little. It was very flattering that they valued her skills so highly. She hoped that Gendry and Tobho did learn enough from watching her craft the piece to compensate them for the loan of the smithy - she had been busy for hours! Yang never took so long! And a lot of that time had been spent filing down the part's edges, and she didn't think that could have taught the two anything new.

"So!" she said, after carefully storing the piece she had worked on. "I was wondering…"

"Yes, my lady?"

"You're not afraid of us, are you?" she asked.

"What? Of course not, my lady! I am a pious follower of the Seven!" Gendry said, shaking his head.

Ruby blinked, then bit her lower lip so she wouldn't scowl. That would have been rude. Even though she wasn't a divine messenger! She was just Ruby, a normal Huntress. It wasn't her fault that they didn't have Huntresses here. Or Aura. Or Semblances. Or chocolate, scrolls and TV, and… She sighed. "But would you be afraid if you weren't?"

"Ah… I don't think so."

That sounded way less sure than Ruby would have liked.

"Why do you ask, my lady?"

She sighed again. "I heard that some children are afraid of us." She couldn't say who, of course.

"Ah… Children are afraid of many things. It doesn't always make sense. And you wield great power, my lady, more than any noble wields. People have seen you fight and ascend to the sky on holy symbols."

That was… Ruby didn't want to go into how people reacted to her team fighting right now. People got used to that, like Ser Barristan proved. "But still! We would never hurt a child!" She frowned. "In fact, we take offence at people hitting children!" She blinked again - she sounded like Weiss using those words.

"Oh." Gendry looked confused. "You take offence at people hitting children?"

"Yes! You don't hit kids!" She clenched her teeth, thinking about Lord Tywin's actions. "That's not right!"

"Ah." Gendry nodded. "Of course not, my lady."

She nodded as well. "Some people even think it's OK to hit kids to punish them or to 'teach them a lesson'!"

"But they're wrong?"

That sounded like a question. "Of course it is!" she told him. "You don't hit children! Not your own and certainly not other people's kids!"

He nodded, more firmly this time. Good.

But Ruby really needed to tell Tommen and Myrcella that they were safe around Team RWBY. They wouldn't hurt them or let them get hurt. Not by anyone!

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Hello, my prince, my princess!" Weiss Schnee smiled as gently as she could - and she could smile very gently, what Yang claimed about her being an ice queen notwithstanding - at the children.

"Hel-lo, my lady." Prince Tommen cringed and his voice hitched while he returned her greeting, and Weiss wanted to wince as well. That abusive bastard had done such harm to them! If she ever had the opportunity or excuse… No, she was here for the children. They deserved support.

"Hello, my lady." At least Princess Myrcella was not cringing in fear, even though her smile looked a bit forced.

"Hello!" Ruby, undaunted, beamed at both. "How are you doing? We're going to have a lot of fun today!"

Weiss suppressed a sigh. Her partner, team leader and best friend - and who would have expected that after their first meeting? - was overdoing it. Ruby was great, idealistic, friendly, had a heart big enough for what seemed to be an entire world, but she was often a bit too enthusiastic for those who weren't used to her. Yang would say she was an acquired taste, if she would make such jokes about her little sister, which she wouldn't, of course.

However, the two children were looking scared, and the goal of this visit was to show them that they had no reason to be scared. So Weiss cleared her throat. "What my friend means is that we would like to ask you to join us and the Stark children in the gardens for the afternoon to get to know each other better."

"And have fun!" Ruby added, still beaming at them. And scaring them.

"We would eat cakes and some snacks, share stories and play games," Weiss said.

"And train, if you want. Lady Arya and Lord Bran like to train with us, and while we usually do it in the morning, we can do some training in the afternoon." Ruby blinked. "I mean, not sparring, just some training for moves. No Semblances!"

"You don't have to train," Weiss took over, sending a frown at her friend. "Lady Sansa doesn't train. But she likes to sit with us. And you can pet their dire wolves!" Weiss smiled at them - who wouldn't want to pet those little darlings? They were so fluffy, even if they had their summer coats on, according to Lady Sansa.

"Ah… we would love to," Princess Myrcella said after exchanging a somewhat dubious-looking glance with her brother.

Ruby had the grace to wait until Prince Tommen nodded before pumping her fist. "Yes!"

*****​

"So, you've met before, I know, but this is the first time we're all together out here - well, out as in outside, we aren't really out of the keep or the city. But it's almost like a picnic anyway, right?"

Weiss softly sighed. Ruby was still trying too hard. Her friend just couldn't accept that anyone - at least anyone who wasn't a 'bad guy', though Weiss wouldn't really take a bet on that, either - was afraid of her.

"What's a picnic?" Bran asked.

"It's when you eat outside, without a table and chairs," Ruby told him.

"It's just eating outside. Some people do use tables and chairs on such occasions," Weiss corrected her.

"Yeah, if you're like the Schnees." Yang grinned, and Ruby pouted slightly, which made her look adorable, but not even that seemed to make Prince Tommen and Princess Myrcella more likely to relax.

"We rarely had picnics. The climate in Solitas isn't suitable for outdoor dining," Weiss said, more for the benefit of the children present.

"What do you mean?" Princess Myrcella asked, then drew back a little as if she was surprised by her own question.

"Solitas is a very cold continent," Weiss explained.

"Like the North?" Lord Bran asked.

"More like the lands beyond the Wall," Weiss told him.

"Oh!" He slowly nodded. "That's very cold indeed."

Yang chuckled. "That's why we call Weiss…"

Weiss cut her off before she could make a stupid joke, "No nicknames that could lead to misunderstandings, Yang."

"Why would… Ah, right!" Yang chuckled again, this time at her almost-mistake.

Weiss nodded. The absolute last thing she needed was some rumour about her being royalty started by Yang calling her Ice Queen.

"Anyway!" Ruby clapped her hands together. "I convinced the kitchen staff to make honey cookies for us. But we also have lemon cakes and honey cakes! And sweet tea - both hot and cold."

Weiss coughed and pointedly looked at the good wolves sitting around them.

Ruby nodded. "And we have sandwiches as well, and sausages, to feed to the wolves. Or eat yourself, if you want."

All the wolves, except for Lady, were eyeing the baskets with the food. Weiss caught Nymeria trying to sneak to the closest basket inch by inch - it was so adorable!

"They can have my food!" Prince Tommen obviously loved them as well!

"And mine!" And Princess Myrcella did as well!

Though Lady Sansa was smiling, it was obvious that she was still grieving - it hadn't been too long since the funeral.

"So, let's dig in and share some stories!" Ruby declared.

*****​

"...and then the whole house came down around us."

Weiss remembered Yang's story a bit differently - a fair bit more brutal, and she was not sure that the club had actually been destroyed in the fighting - but she couldn't fault her friend for those changes - they were talking to children, after all.

"You destroyed a tavern?" Lady Arya was, as expected, impressed. And probably inspired.

"Well, it was a tavern of ill repute, as you would say, but I didn't really destroy it. They had it repaired later," Yang said.

"You fought dozens of people by yourself?" Lord Bran asked.

"Yep."

"So, they weren't all as strong as you are?"

Right. Weiss should have realised that they shouldn't underestimate children. Fortunately, they had prepared for this.

"No. I'm a Huntress. Those were like… normal people. Still stronger than most here, but not on my level." Yang flexed her right biceps. "Most couldn't take a single punch."

Lord Bran and Lady Arya nodded, though Weiss noted that the others weren't really enthusiastic. Well, Lady Sansa wasn't very fond of fighting, and Prince Tommen and Princess Myrcella were very shy - it had even taken a bit until they had petted Lady, and the Prince loved animals.

Unfortunately, they were still wary of Team RWBY. Maybe Weiss should share some stories from her childhood. They might relate more to growing up in Atlas as a Schnee than to Ruby and Yang's carefully curated childhood adventures.

She cleared her throat. "Well, I have a story to share as well. It's about my grandfather, Nicholas Schnee. He is famous for personally ensuring the safety of the mines in our family holdings by fighting the monsters threatening them, but I think we all heard enough stories about fighting."

"Speak for yourself!" Yang said with a grin, but Lady Sansa, Prince Tommen and Princess Myrcella nodded in obvious agreement with Weiss.

"So, I'll tell you about a treasured gift he gave me - Stardust, my favourite bike when I was a child."

"Oh!" Ruby was staring at her with wide-open eyes.

"Never took you for a biker, Weiss!"

"A bicycle," she corrected her. "Not a motorbike."

"What's a bike?"

"What's a motorbike?"

Explaining the difference took a few minutes and some sketches, but they managed without Ruby having to fetch a cart and dismantle it to use the pieces for a model.

"Anyway, I got a bike - my grandmother's favourite, apparently. Unfortunately, I never met her, but I still treasure the bike."

"Bet you were a right terror and drove it around inside the house, Weiss!" Yang said.

Of course, she had ridden it inside - it wasn't made for snow, and she hadn't been allowed to ride it in Atlas, much less Mantle! "We had plenty of space inside to ride a bike," Weiss said. "Especially when I was little." And she hadn't broken any valuable piece of decor, though Klein had had to replace a few knick-knacks, or so she recalled. "Anyway, I was so proud of it, I tried to take it into my bed with me. Mother wasn't amused, but Grandfather just laughed." And how her Father had reacted wasn't important any more.

Her friends laughed at that, and the children joined, though they didn't seem to quite understand the humour. Still, it was progress. A few more such outings, and the Prince and Princess should lose their fear of Team RWBY.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Now that was interesting! Blake Belladonna narrowed her eyes as she saw that the secret door into Lord Baelish's office was open. Was that…? Her ears twitched as she picked up the sound of someone moving inside the room. And since Lord Baelish was currently in a meeting of the small council - the reason why Blake was here in the first place - and the secret door was open, it must be a spy who had the same idea as Blake had had.

For a moment, she considered hiding here and waiting for the spy to finish. That would be safe - but it also wouldn't get her any more information. And her team desperately needed information, with all the plots going on at Court.

So she quickly sneaked to the door, listened - the sounds of stone scraping against stone came from further in the room - and peeked around the frame. It was a calculated risk, and it paid off - she saw a little child standing on a chair and struggling to pull out an apparently loose stone in the, currently not used, fireplace of the office. After a bit of effort that had the child teetering on the edge of the chair, almost falling down, they managed to pull the stone out, revealing a small, hidden space in it.

Blake narrowed her eyes as the child pulled out a small package and stuffed it into the fireplace, then struggled to push the stone back into place, moving more hastily now. Obviously, the child was afraid of being discovered and would leave as soon as they had wiped any trace of their presence from the office.

Was this a dead drop? Blake wondered while she withdrew down the secret passage. Was Varys communicating in secret with Lord Baelish? No, that made no sense; they met regularly as members of the small council, and both could easily chat about anything away from prying eyes without garnering any suspicion thanks to their offices. And a package as small as this one could easily be passed on during a 'chance meeting'. Especially considering the risk that the spy might be intercepted or surprised inside the office.

No, this had to be something else - something more sinister than merely secure communication. Why would Varys have something hidden in Lord Baelish's office? If this were back on Remnant, Blake would consider an assassination through a hidden bomb. But this was Westeros, and an assassin would not have access to a bomb but could easily use poison - and contact poison could be placed on a variety of items and furniture in the office, if they wanted to kill Baelish. Now, if they had swapped something inside the hidden spot, the likelihood of this being an assassination attempt or a heist went up, but since Blake had seen that the hidden space had been empty, another conclusion seemed far more likely.

Varys wanted to place something incriminating in Baelish's office. Either to frame him or to expose him. And had succeeded for now.

Blake would have to get back and borrow Weiss's scroll to take pictures of whatever was inside the package. Just in case.

*****​

"So… what was it?" Ruby asked, cocking her head to the side as she bent over the scroll to try and read it upside down.

Blake turned the scroll around for her and said: "It's a note that reads 'Sareo Droz' and 'casa ferra'. I believe the first line is a name - it does sound like the names of other people from Essos of whom we have heard. - and the second line could be another name or maybe an address or family."

Weiss nodded. "We don't know enough about Essos, especially about their naming conventions and language, to tell. We can only read this - phonetically - since it's written in the local script."

"And if we ask someone else who knows more, we risk revealing that we know about this," Blake added. "Whether we trust them makes no difference since they could be compromised without their knowledge." She couldn't keep an eye on everyone, after all, and the Court was riddled with spies. Going outside the court, on the other hand, ran into the problem that they didn't know anyone they could even trust in the city with this. Maybe Tobho Mott, but dragging the old smith into what was certainly a court plot would be a bit too dangerous for her conscience - she didn't want to see another shopkeeper get murdered like Tukson…

"But you said that this might be a plan to frame Lord Baelish for something," Ruby said. "So, it needs to mean something.."

"Yes," Blake agreed. "But it doesn't mean it's incriminating by itself. That would be too blatant - no one would believe that Lord Baelish kept a ledger with an order for a thief or assassin in his office. But something more subtle, which, if taken together with this letter, would indicate a tie to a crime? That would be more believable. Varys has decades of experience with such plots and wouldn't be too crude about it."

"That depends." Weiss frowned. "If there's something incriminating, and with Lord Baelish a minor nobleman, even a blatantly placed piece of evidence might be enough to get him tortured into a confession - he would have made a lot of enemies who would want to use any excuse to move against him, either because he offended them or because they want his position to fill their own pockets. But Varys would have to be ready for an intervention from us since we made it clear that we require proof beyond doubt and do not condone torture."

"Lord Baelish is friends with Lady Catelyn and Lady Lysa, and on good terms with Lord Eddard," Blake had to point out. "That provides him with some influence and protection at Court." Lord Eddard, as Regent, wouldn't bend the law for him, Blake was certain of that, but he would not let him be tortured under feeble pretexts, either. Although if Lord Eddard knew about the corruption and the brothels… The question was whether Varys had considered that, or was taking steps to reveal that as well. No. "The real question is: What does Varys want to frame Lord Baelish for?"

"If this is an attempt to frame him, and not something else. Varys could be planning to expose some of Baelish's corruption or other crimes that he committed instead of framing him for something he hasn't done. We need to keep in mind that we don't know for certain," Weiss added.

"Yeah. To both of you," Yang said.

"This sucks. We really need more people we can trust - and can trust to be safe from assassins," Ruby said.

"Just having some people we can trust to remain safe would be progress," Yang said. "Our performance so far isn't really impressive. First, the King is murdered under our eyes, and then the Prince manages to blow himself up with our Dust."

"That wasn't our fault!" Ruby protested.

"One could argue that we, meaning I as the resident expert and main user of Dust, should have been better prepared against pickpockets," Weiss said.

"It's the fault of the thief," Yang said. "We can't blame ourselves for the crimes of others. We did our best."

But it hadn't been enough so far. Blake was aware of that. "Let's see if we can find out more about Essos on our own," she suggested. It would be hard - most works she couldn't read since they were written in the Essosi language and script - but there should be some works in Westeros written by locals about their neighbours.

"We can do that. You need to check what else is going on," Ruby told her. Suddenly, she gasped. "And we need to ensure that the spy who placed this note doesn't disappear!"

Blake winced. "I'll keep an eye out." She hadn't considered that whatever the child had been doing might be so sensitive as to warrant their death, but she should have! The child was in danger! They still didn't know who had murdered the child she had found; Varys for keeping him from talking - not literally, of course - about the assassination, or, if it hadn't been Varys, the assassin because the boy had seen too much. But if what they suspected about the older spies' fates was true…

But if this was a move by Varys to frame Baelish instead of incriminating him, it might already be too late. If the kid was dead, it was her fault… But unless she found another body floating in the sea, she couldn't know - Varys could also send the kid somewhere else.

Could. Her gut didn't think so. But she couldn't kill someone on her gut feeling. She had to be certain. She had to know.

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The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Dodge this!"

Yang grinned at Ruby's exclamation and did exactly that. She stepped to the side, just enough for Ruby's charge to miss her, blocked Crescent Rose's swipe with her bracer like Ser Barristan liked to do and swept her leg out. Ruby barreling full-speed into her lower leg took a toll on Yang's Aura even without her sister using her Semblance, but it was worth seeing her plough a furrow into the training ground when she faceplanted in mid-charge.

"Ow…"

Yang chuckled, which earned her a glare when Ruby lifted her head from the ground. "That was mean!"

"I just obeyed your command!" Yang shot back with another chuckle.

"You weren't supposed to dodge!"

"Actually, she was - that's what we're training here," Weiss commented.

"Weiss! You know what I meant!" Ruby scoffed while getting up.

"I do, but that doesn't mean you're right." Weiss sounded smug as she checked the cylinder on Myrtenaster.

"Bah!" Ruby gripped her scythe and faced Yang again. "Alright, don't dodge this!"

And there she came again, this time not quite as fast, but she was swinging Crescent Rose wildly, trying to box in Yang.

Yang met her with Ember Celica, blocking several cuts and sweeps while placing kicks whenever Ruby's guard was open - which wasn't as often as it used to be; she was much better at blocking with her scythe's shaft. Still not good enough to fend off Yang completely, but good enough to trade several blows before Yang managed to disarm and knock her down with a block and kick combo.

"Whew! Good fight, Ruby!"

Ruby grumbled something about how she should have won if they were going all-out that Yang chose not to hear. They were working on technique today, mainly blocking, parrying and combo moves. Ser Barristan had given them a few more pointers that were surprisingly effective - in fighting people with weapons. Grimm would be something else altogether. But Yang was the last Huntress to complain about that, not after fighting Junior's thugs as well as Roman Torchwick and the White Fang. She was pretty sure they would be fighting at least the White Fang again, once they were back - her partner was determined to deal with them, and Yang wouldn't let Blake go at it alone. Over her dead body!

She ran her fingers through her hair - carefully, washing your hair was a bother here, what with the lack of blow dryers - and walked over where the rest of the class - or audience, in this case, was sitting. Well, standing and leaning against the fence, in Arya's case. But the others were sitting. Bran with Hunter's head in his lap, Lady Sansa with Lady next to her, the direwolf lying on her back so Prince Tommen could rub her belly, and Princess Myrcella on Lady Sansa's other side, doing the local version of a tea party - apparently, eating in your own yard didn't count as a picnic.

Jon was still in the training yard, sparring with Brienne. Yang checked that both were doing OK - they were - and vaulted over the fence to grab a sealed water flask and sit down with the kids.

The prince and the princess barely flinched at that, a far cry from the first such 'outing', but they still grew tense in her presence. Well, she couldn't blame them for that - she had accidentally killed a knight, after all. And they weren't frozen with fear any more either. "So!" she said after emptying half the flask, "how are you doing?"

"We're doing quite well, thank you, my lady." Lady Sansa was doing better as well - or had learned to act as if she were; Yang didn't know her well enough to care. She hoped it was the former, and that the upcoming trial of Clegane wouldn't undo some of that.

Yang looked at the Princess, who blushed a little. "Yes, what Lady Sansa said."

The Prince was still busy petting Lady. "And you, my prince?" Yang asked.

"What? Oh, I'm doing well," he said. He didn't sound like he was doing well, though.

Yang frowned. "Your, ah, family didn't hurt you, right?" She couldn't see any mark, but people could hurt kids without leaving such marks.

"What? No. Uncle Tyron is very nice!" the prince quickly assured her.

She nodded - that sounded convincing, at least. Blake had listened to one such lesson and hadn't heard anything suspicious either. And Tywin hadn't visited his grandchildren since their talk. "Good. If anything happens, anything at all, tell us at once, OK?"

"Of course!" That sounded a bit too eager.

"Good." Yang nodded. "There shouldn't be anything since you're under our protection, but some people are too dumb to consider that." Tommen winced again, and Yang grimaced. "You're safe with us, trust us."

"Ah…" He grimaced.

Yang closed her eyes for a moment, forcing herself to smile confidently. "We improved our guarding since, you know…" She trailed off, wincing. Way to go, Yang - remind the kid of his father and brother's deaths, will you?

The prince nodded. "I know." He was looking at the ground and had stopped petting Lady, who flipped on her belly and nudged him with her nose.

He kept staring at the ground but started petting her again. "I was just…" He looked up, and Yang could see that his eyes were wet. "Uncle Tyron told me that you were planning to leave."

"Yes. We want to return to our world," she told him. "Not immediately, of course. But we won't stay here forever." They would return home!

"And what will happen to us then?" He looked at his sister. "Father died, Joffrey died, the Mad King died, his sons all died…" He shook his head. "I don't want to become King."

Yang winced. "You're still a boy. Think about that when you're older," she told him with an encouraging smile.

"Will I even grow old enough?" He shook his head. "Joffrey died before he became King, and he was far older than I am. The other prince was much younger and died as well."

Maybe they should have a talk with Lord Tyrion about what he was teaching his nephew and niece. This sounded a bit… well, everyone knew who had had the children of the Mad King murdered some twenty years ago or so. It was a good thing Lord Tywin hadn't visited, then.

"We're doing what we can to find the murderer," she said.

He hunched his shoulders. "I just… I don't want to die, and every king or prince died."

If she were just talking with her team, Yang would have made a joke about everyone dying sooner or later, but she was talking to a seven-year-old boy. A boy who apparently was afraid that he'd die long before he'd grow up.

A boy whose cheeks were wet with tears.

Damn. Yang knew that he was a boy and shouldn't be making decisions about his future at his age, but… Neither should he have to live like this, constantly afraid he would die.

She had to talk to the others about this. And to Lord Eddard as Tommen's regent. And then to Tommen's family.

*****​

 

[Starfox5]

Which canon?

Show Varys:

• Does it all "for the realm"
• Has non-mutilated child spies that he pays in !!CANDY!!
• Saves Tyrion because they're such good friends!
• Sides with Daenerys 'cause she's just such a nice ruler! (until she snapped and started burning everyone, just Targaryen things)

Book Varys:

• Assassinates Kevan specifically because he's stabilizing the realm too much for his purposes
• Utilizes mutilated homeless children as his spy network (no candy??)
• Helps Tyrion while held at knifepoint by Jaime
• Possibly responsible for Daenerys getting sold to the Dothraki (??? honestly the motive here escapes me, but Illyrio works closely with Varys, and I can't imagine Illyrio just decided to throw Dany at Drogo for shits and giggles without Varys knowing)
• Probably plans on burning down King's Landing at some point (dude was spymaster while the Mad King was doing his thing, he definitely knows about the wildfire, and the only reason he wouldn't deal with that is if he intends to light it up himself someday... probably to further destabalize the realm for Aegon's coming)

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Book and Show Varys:

• "The damn sorcerers took mah balls!!"

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Huh, Varys is a more nuance character than I thought.

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Yeah, show Varys was pretty whitewashed - book Varys is pretty much just another player of the Game of Thrones.

 

[Mike9650]

Tommen's concern is honestly understandable. Even when Team RWBY was guarding his family, his father and brother still died. What will happen when they leave? He's just a boy. It's understandable that he doesn't want to be king - but then, the same threat applies to every potential successor.

 

[eager slacker]

Tommen is gifted with something that his real parents and grandfather were not gifted with. Pattern recognition.

In a way he's wiser than Renly.

 

[ATP]

Yeah, show Varys was pretty whitewashed - book Varys is pretty much just another player of the Game of Thrones.

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And not as smart as he thought.If he let Stannis Baratheons destroy Lannisters, there would be still war later which he could use,but his biggest enemy would be gone.

 

[Starfox5]

Tommen's concern is honestly understandable. Even when Team RWBY was guarding his family, his father and brother still died. What will happen when they leave? He's just a boy. It's understandable that he doesn't want to be king - but then, the same threat applies to every potential successor.

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And, sadly, he'd still be seen as a threat by many claimants even if he abdicated.

Tommen is gifted with something that his real parents and grandfather were not gifted with. Pattern recognition.

In a way he's wiser than Renly.

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Well... that's not a high bar

And not as smart as he thought.If he let Stannis Baratheons destroy Lannisters, there would be still war later which he could use,but his biggest enemy would be gone.

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Yeah. Although much of the realm would be gone as well.

 

[ThrowawayAccount]

Just got done binging through this story. Fantastic work! Loving the continual ongoing culture clash.

 

[OriginTrainer]

And Bryndon winced

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Ha gotcha greenbeak!

Seems like there's no more need for the Birb Counter since we have a straight up confirmation.

So why would they have issues with Tommen's punishment?

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See, this is where culture gets interesting to me.

Because of how I was raised, I see nearly nothing wrong with physical discipline. My first complaint is that you do NOT hit kids ANYWHERE near their head, for God sake. Strike on their palms or their bum, have them hold uncomfortable positions for long as punishment, but NEVER hit heads.

When I was younger, my dad wanted me to come in since it was getting dark and I said something pretty stupid that pissed him off; my dad is tall, did both boxing and basketball in uni. He slapped me ONCE, and I didn't go to school for THREE DAYS.

That was me as someone around 14-16.

Children are cruel and stupid; the worst and best parts of human nature are there and haven't been tempered yet. Physical discipline sticks so that verbal ones grow. By the time they are older, like in my case, you won't need to hit them; time will have more than likely proven you right and the kid would have gotten the message.



All that aside, the kid is 7 and was babied a bit by his mom. Did he speak out of turn to his grandfather? Yes. Did his grandfather NEVER explain properly WHY? As far as we're seeing, no. Maybe he did it off screen.

When you discipline ANYBODY of any age, one has to tell them WHY you are doing it, what they did wrong and how they can do it right. Failing to do so just confuses them and breeds resentment.

Without explanations, the kid would grow up timid and yes-manning at the slightest provocation if care is not taken. Not too many people like pain.

 

[Starfox5]

Chapter 33: Flare-Up

'Contrary to most laypersons' impression, transportation back in the age of the Ruby Order was quite a convoluted affair. While the fastest way to travel was generally by horse, that was only true in most situations - such as a single rider, or a small group, travelling with either replacement mounts or along a route where horses that had thrown a shoe or suffered an accident could be replaced quickly and when travelling light. Larger groups, or people travelling with a lot of supplies, such as most cavalry formations of the time, took decidedly longer than a similarly sized infantry unit to cover the same distance, although both usually were limited by the speed of their supply train's wagons, which was exceedingly slow, doubly so because of the deplorable state of the roads at the time. Ships were the preferred method of transportation for everyone except those who suffered from sickness at sea. Though this changed in the same year the Ruby Order arrived in Westeros, and in this case, we have sufficient proof that the correlation is causation.'

• A Treatise On The Ruby Order, by Maester Kennet Bracken

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"...and then the Prince told me that he needed a thief. He didn't tell me what for, but… He was the Prince. I wasn't about to question his orders. So I went and got him a thief from Fleabottom."

Unlike Father, Tyrion Lannister didn't openly scowl at Clegane's 'confessions', but he shared the sentiment. Clegane was painting a very unflattering picture of Joffrey. Not a wrong one, of course - Tyrion was well-aware of his oldest nephew's character and temper - but certainly not how a noble and sworn sword would be expected to describe the King he served. Why was he doing this, then?

He glanced at the Regent presiding over the trial. Lord Eddard was listening with a grave expression, and while he didn't seem to be very surprised by the tale Clegane told, neither did he seem to have expected this.

Lord Stannis, of course, was showing an open disdain not merely for the accused but for at least half the people present, or so it seemed. But that was his usual expression when he deigned to appear in Court, so that didn't tell Tyrion either whether he was behind this sudden urge of Clegane to expand on his experiences with the late Prince.

Lord Renly, on the other hand, and Ser Loras couldn't look any smugger if they tried. So, Tyrion's money was on them being behind this barely-veiled attempt to weaken House Lannister even further.

Well, Tyrion might be the smallest Lannister, but he would not forget this. And neither would Father, of course. If things continued, Father would be making plans for feuds with every house and Lady Ruby and her friends. And likely the Faith of the Seven as well.

You didn't have to be as cunning as Lann the Clever to realise that this wouldn't, couldn't end well.

"And what did the Prince order the thief to do?"

"To steal magic powder from the Four Maidens."

The entire hall was filled with whispers at that, even though you'd have had to be a lackwit to have missed - or dismissed - the rumours that had been circulating at Court ever since the night Joffrey had died.

Lord Eddard scowled as he leaned forward. "Did you do anything to stop this?"

Clegane shrugged. "I didn't bother. Those were the Prince's orders, and it wasn't my place to question him." He snorted. "I didn't expect the thief to succeed, anyway. Not against the Maidens."

Tyrion glanced at Lady Weiss, whose cheeks were flushed at that. Tyrion had expected that - it would be embarrassing for a lady of her power and position to have been the victim of a pickpocket from Fleabottom. Any other noblewoman would be suffering some veiled and not-so-veiled comments about this, but Tyrion didn't think anyone would be as foolish as to openly attack her. Not with Cersei serving as the best example of what awaited those who did.

"And when she succeeded, what did you do then?" Lord Eddard went on with the questioning despite the murmurs filling the hall.

"I was with the Prince when she arrived," Clegane replied. "And when she tried to attack him, I struck her down at once."

"Why would she attack the Prince?" Lord Eddard's tone showed a hint of how little he believed this. "Why would she betray him?"

But Clegane shrugged again. "I don't know what the Prince did to her while she was here. But he had a cruel side. Wouldn't surprise me if he hurt her, and she wanted revenge."

It wouldn't surprise Tyrion, either. But it would surprise him if the thief had dared to attempt anything in Clegane's presence. The whole story was riddled with lies, but there was enough truth to it to utterly ruin Joffrey's reputation - and, by extension, damage House Lannister's even further.

"Renly and the Tyrells look awfully pleased," he muttered. Prince Oberyn as well, but that was a given.

Father scoffed. "Don't state the obvious, boy. We will get through this, and we will pay them back," he whispered.

Tyrion nodded, but he couldn't help doubting this. Even with Tommen being completely unlike Joffrey, people would try to paint him with the same brush. And the rumours of his illegitimacy would not die down, either. Not even with Team Ruby's public support for his claim.

No, he thought as Clegane chose the Black before Lord Eddard could call out his sentence, we're in the greatest crisis since Aegon's Conquest. And Father might be too blinded by his pride to realise that his usual measures won't solve this.

Tyrion, on the other hand, knew that the key to saving his family lay with Team Ruby.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Nephew. Niece." Tyrion nodded at them, smiling as he looked them over.

"Uncle Tyrion!"

"Uncle Tyrion."

Myrcella seemed happy - Tyrion knew the difference between her putting on a smiling face and being genuine - but Tommen… He wasn't quite sulking, but he seemed moody. "Is something wrong?" Perhaps this was a bit too blunt, but Tyrion was a bit too tired of putting on an act with his family. Or he had been spending a bit too much time with Lady Ruby and her half-sister.

"Ah…" Myrcella glanced at her brother.

"Nothing," Tommen said in an almost sulking tone as he petted one of his cats. Tyrion raised his eyebrows at him, and the boy caved. "I… I don't want to be King."

Tyrion suppressed a sigh. Not that again. "That's not a decision you need or should make today, Tommen. Wait until you're older and understand what it entails. What it means for you." And for their family.

"I won't grow older!" Tommen blurted out, startling the cat on his lap.

"What?" Tyrion frowned at him. What had he said?

Tommen looked down at the cat and started petting it to calm it down. "I'll be dead before I become King. Or after I become King. Like Father. Like J-Joffrey. Like the M-Mad King and his sons."

Tyrion grimaced. Perhaps his history lessons had been, in hindsight, a little inappropriate. But then, surely, King Robert would have told his children the tale of how he took the throne? He loved to talk about the Battle of the Ruby Ford. Or some courtier, trying to flatter their family, would have done so. And all the gossip during the trial of the Mountain, bringing up his past deeds… No, this wasn't Tyrion's fault.

But it was his duty to fix this. "You think that you're in danger because you're to inherit the throne," he said, nodding solemnly.

"Yes! Like everyone else!" Tommen blinked and then sniffled, clutching the cat against himself.

The animal must be used to him since it didn't try to squirm out of his grasp, Tyrion noted before he frowned - he couldn't get distracted! Smiling ruefully, he nodded at his nephew. "Unfortunately, Tommen, you'll be in danger whether you want to become King or not. As King Robert's son, you have a claim on the throne."

Myrcella gasped, but Tyrion ignored her and focused on Tommen.

Who was shaking his head. "But I don't want to become king!"

"Some people won't believe you. And some won't care because they'll expect others to push your claim anyway," Tyrion told him. And some would want to kill him just for being a Baratheon and a Lannister.

"But… That's not fair!" Tommen complained with a wail.

"Life isn't fair." Tyrion shook his head. If it were, his mother would be alive, and he wouldn't be a dwarf.

"That's what Grandfather said," Myrcella cut in.

Tyrion scowled at that. He wasn't like his father! Then he noticed Tommen and Myrcella cringing and leaning away from him.

Fuck!

He smiled again. "The important thing is that whether you're King or not, you'll be in the same danger. But as King, you'll have the Kingsguard protecting you. And Team Ruby." The girls would probably protect him anyway, but that wasn't important right now. Not that they had been able to protect King Robert, anyway. But as the King to be, Tommen was valuable. To Father. As a Maester or a member of the Night's Watch, he'd be an embarrassment.

And Tyrion knew very well how Father treated embarrassments.

"They c-couldn't p-protect F-Father. Or Joffrey," Tommen stammered.

Tyrion swallowed his first answer. Sarcasm or cynicism wouldn't help. Tommen was a little boy. He wouldn't understand. "That doesn't mean they'll fail you."

"B-But…"

Tyrion hesitated a moment. This was low. Very low. But it wasn't… well, it was not quite correct. But neither Tommen nor their family could afford to lose their claim to the throne. "If you don't become King, then Myrcella will have to become Queen." Probably by marrying the next King or his son.

Myrcella gasped and hunched over, her hands clenching around each other.

"But…" Tommen glanced at her, then at Tyrion. "She's a girl!"

"She's a princess. And if you don't become King, she'll have to step up." As a bride, of course - male heirs took precedence. Though with Team Ruby around, even that might change. Father would certainly attempt to make it so if he were left with only Myrcella as a path to the throne.

Myrcella trembled, Tyrion noted, and seemed to bite her lower lip.

He focused on Tommen again. His nephew shook his head.

"Do you want that?" Tyrion leaned forward, putting a hand on his shoulder. "She's your sister."

"I…" Tommen sniffled. "I have to protect her. I'll become King."

"Tommen!"

"I have to! I'm your brother!"

Tyrion smiled even though he felt guilty for manipulating his nephew. But the things you did for family…

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"You have decided to become King?"

Weiss sounded surprised and a bit annoyed - Ruby Rose knew that tone. Her partner always sounded like that when she discovered something wasn't going as she had expected. Weiss was the best partner you could wish for: smart and always composed. Almost always, Ruby amended her thoughts. There had been a few situations when Weiss had lost her cool and had shown her temper. Sometimes because of Ruby, but that was ancient history. But she still didn't like surprises very much. Like surprise training sessions that upset her schedule. Or learning that all the plans you had made because of something were now useless, because something had changed.

Like Tommen suddenly deciding that he wanted to become King. Weiss had worked hard - brainstorming, she had called it - on finding ways how to handle that, what with everyone at Court so interested in the succession, and now everything she had thought of was pointless.

"Why?" Weiss frowned as she leaned forward, hands on her hips. "You were afraid of becoming King!"

And Tommen looked like he was currently very afraid of Weiss, Ruby noted. She glanced to the side, but both the Kingsguard (Ser Preston) and the servants standing at the wall next to the door seemed to ignore the scene - Ser Preston was looking at the window instead! Myrcella was fiddling with her doll and acting like she was ignoring it as well, but Ruby could see she wasn't sneaking glances at her brother and Weiss.

She cleared her throat. "Weiss, you're coming on a bit strongly."

"What? Me?"

Ruby nodded and pointedly glanced at Tommen, who was looking a bit paler than usual.

"Oh!" Weiss flushed a bit. "Sorry, my prince. I didn't intend to scare you!"

"You, ah, didn't. It's OK," Tommen said with a very weak smile.

"It's not OK!" Weiss shook her head. "I can only offer my apologies. I was taken by surprise by your recent change in opinion. What brought this on, if I may ask?"

That was polite Weiss-speak for 'Tell me! Now!' - Ruby was also familiar with that tone.

"Ah…"

"Did your grandfather make you do this?" Weiss narrowed her eyes, and Tommen cringed again.

But then he shook his head. "No! Grandfather didn't say anything!"

"He's doing it for me," Myrcella said.

Ruby blinked. "For you?"

Weiss seemed surprised as well.

Tommen nodded. "If I don't become King, Myrcella will have to, ah, 'step up'. And she would be in danger then. Uncle Tyrion said so."

Myrcella nodded.

"But…" Weiss shook her head. "I read up on the succession laws. Your uncles would ascend to the throne before you, Myrcella. It's very sexist, but you wouldn't be forced to become queen."

But even if she wanted to become a queen, she couldn't. Westeros's laws were really stupid, in Ruby's opinion.

Myrcella nodded. "I would be expected to marry the next king or his heir, though. To reunite the lines."

"And that would put her in danger!" Tommen said. "So, I have to become King to keep her safe."

That sounded a bit… Ruby glanced at Weiss.

Her partner was trying not to scowl. And probably trying not to hit something. Ruby knew that mood of hers as well. "That's… noble of you, Tommen. And brave." She looked like she wanted to add something else, but didn't.

Tommen nodded with a sad smile. Myrcella reached over to squeeze his shoulder.

"Yes, that's really brave of you," Ruby said with a smile. He was looking out for his sister. She could understand that. Siblings had to take care of each other. Especially if their parents couldn't.

"Yes." Weiss nodded. "I am certain that Uncle Tyrion and Lord Tywin are also happy with your decision."

But Weiss wasn't happy, Ruby could tell. Well, at least she hadn't actually talked to anyone else yet about all of this. If she had been talking to Lord Eddard, Lord Stannis or Lord Renly about this, it probably would have been a big mess right now. But what they didn't know would…

Ruby winced and looked at the servants and Ser Preston. Yeah, they probably knew already about this, or would soon. That sort of news always leaked, as Blake had explained.

*****​

Street of Steel, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"A bicycle?" Ruby cocked her head at Gendry. "You want to make a bicycle?"

"If it's possible, my lady."

She frowned a little at the title. Only a little, though. Gendry was a friend, but he was supposed to talk to her as if she were a noblewoman, and those were the rules. Stupid rules, like the stupid laws. But that wasn't any of her business - no one was going to be hurt or suffer for calling her 'my lady'. "How did you hear about Weiss's bicycle?"

"I was told so at the Great Sept, my lady. Was it supposed to remain a secret?"

That had been a private conversation with the children of Lord Eddard and the late King. Of course, everyone would hear about it.

She shook her head. "Naw. It's OK. I was curious."

"So is everyone. It sounded quite marvellous, and, well…" He blushed a little. "I was thinking I might try to build one, but I've never seen one, so…"

"Ah!" She smiled at him. That she could help with. "No worry, I know how bicycles work." Somewhat. She had never built one, but how hard could it be, compared to designing and building and upgrading Crescent Rose? You just needed a frame, wheels - oh, wait, they didn't have rubber here, so… Hm… what could absorb shocks like a tyre? Without that, any ride would be very bumpy. Unless… springs! They'd need springs! That would work. And to save weight, hollow steel pipes. And brakes - two sets, one for emergencies. Gears… five should be enough, and the changer would need some cables - did they have cables here? Rope might replace it, but maybe they could add a different system? And the chain would take some fine work to fit all the gears. Hm… "We'll have to make every piece by hand," she mumbled. That would take a while. But they could do it! "We'll make the best bike ever!"

She beamed at Gendry.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"So… turns out making a bicycle is harder than I thought, at least with the tools we have here."

Weiss Schnee raised her eyebrows at her partner. Ruby was smiling in that adorable way of hers when she needed help but was embarrassed to ask. "You tried to make a bicycle? Why?" She had no doubt that Ruby was faster running than on a bicycle, certainly one constructed in this world.

"Gendry asked me," Ruby replied. "He had heard about Stardust."

Weiss sighed. Gossip truly travelled faster than anything else in this world and in Remnant. Although, to be fair, anything involving the royal family and Team RWBY was likely not mere gossip, but important news for the local population. Not unlike news about the movers and shakers of Atlas back home.

"So…" Ruby beamed at her with a bit too much effort - she was showing too many teeth.

Weiss sighed. "Yes, I will help you design a workable bicycle, Ruby."

"Thanks, Weiss!"

And there came the hug. Weiss managed to brace herself so her partner and team leader's enthusiastic reaction to what amounted to common courtesy didn't bowl her over. Although she would be lying if she didn't admit that getting hugged was comforting. "It'll be a good distraction from trying to make sense of this latest development," she said.

"Oh!" Ruby drew back and put her hands on Weiss's shoulders. "Is that really that bad? We didn't do anything yet, so there's nothing to undo, right?"

They hadn't talked to anyone about Tommen's now withdrawn wish to abdicate, that was true. But… "The prince changed his opinion once after talking with Lord Tyrion. Who has a quite obvious incentive to support his claim to the throne. What if he changes his opinion again after talking to one of his other uncles?" Both had clear incentives to bar any child of the former queen from ascending to the throne.

"Lord Stannis and Lord Renly?"

Weiss nodded. "Lord Renly, I think - Lord Stannis doesn't seem to consider Prince Tommen his nephew, and I doubt he could hide his opinion well enough to influence the prince." The nobleman was blunter than a polished club. His younger brother, on the other hand, was far more charming. Weiss was familiar with the type - a few had tried their charms on her before she left Atlas for Beacon. She could see Lord Renly changing Prince Tommen's mind again in a comforting and private talk. It would be harder, what with the boy so determined to sacrifice himself to protect his sister, but if Lord Renly offered to protect Princess Myrcella…

"They would do this so they can take the throne?" Ruby scowled.

"Lord Stannis is next in line. And if he has no legitimate son, then Lord Renly would inherit the throne from him." And Weiss had heard enough rumours and gossip to understand that not many at Court expected Lord Stannis to have another child. She clenched her teeth. It was such a sexist, misogynist rule! Par for the course for this realm.

Ruby huffed. "And no one cares about what the children think."

That was, unfortunately, not uncommon in Remnant either, at least in the circles Weiss frequented. "Let's go. Working in a smithy will cheer you up." She checked that she had all her Dust on her - no one would steal a single vial any more if she could help it, and she could! - and gestured towards the door.

"And you!" Ruby flashed a smile at her.

"I'll limit myself mostly to supervising, I believe." Weiss smiled. She could maintain Myrtenaster - her tutors had ensured that she could that since she'd be a poor Huntress if she couldn't keep her weapon working in the field - but she was not the engineer Ruby was. But maybe she could help her partner by curbing her tendency to overengineer everything. No one needed a mechashifting bicycle.

She blinked. "You didn't try to make it shift, did you?"

"No! Well, not really. I did think about it, but only theoretically! But we can't make the components for a shift, and we don't have good designs, though I could probably copy and adapt parts of my baby, if I had a good forge. Which I don't."

She most certainly had tried to create a mechashift bike. Weiss smiled fondly as they walked out of their room while Ruby explained her thoughts about the design. Watching Ruby work on her projects, no matter how outlandish they were, was always enjoyable. She was so passionate about it.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

The sea beneath her was dark, not very calm, and empty. At least, Blake Belladonna couldn't see anybody caught on the sharp rocks and reefs surrounding the cliff upon which the Red Keep stood. And she hadn't seen or smelled anything that would indicate that someone had disposed of a body recently. No blood stains, no scent of blood or emptied bowels, no fibres caught on sharp angles and edges in the tunnels.

That didn't mean that there hadn't been a body disposed of here, though. Absence of evidence wasn't evidence of absence. She couldn't prove such a negative. Not unless she could prove that the spy she had observed placing a potentially incriminating package in Lord Baelish's office was still alive.

But she hadn't seen the child since that day. Not inside the Red Keep, not in the safehouse the spies used in the city. That didn't mean they were dead, of course - they could have been sent on a longer mission. Or to another city. Instead of being murdered in cold blood to hide the connection to Varys. Surely, children, even if they were young, would notice if their fellow spies disappeared after an important mission? They were trained as spies, and that must include the skill to recognise patterns. Would Varys really risk upsetting his spies - potentially turning them against himself - for a bit of added safety? If he suspected that the child might be observed or might talk to someone, would he have risked sending them out at all? Killing a child could draw attention to the very thing he wanted to be hidden, so it wouldn't be implausible to assume that the child was alive but merely displaced.

Her gut feeling disagreed with that assumption. Varys used mute - mutilated - children as spies. A person who did this was far more likely to see them as disposable tools rather than people. And he was unlikely to trust them - children were manipulated more easily, as Tommen's change of mind proved, and trusted more easily as well compared to adults. Especially spies. No, her gut feeling told her that the spy was dead. Either buried in a shallow grave or swept out to sea.

And it was her fault. If she had prioritised the child… But how could she have kept them safe? She would have had to kidnap them to keep them from returning to Varys. And that would have tipped Varys off. And might have driven him to cut his losses - or remove anything and anyone who could betray him.

And I don't have proof that Varys killed anyone, she reminded herself. It sounded hollow, though. In her gut, she was sure the child was dead.

Of course, her gut feeling had also been certain that Adam was the love of her life and that following him was the best decision of her life.

She hissed a curse at the whole mess and turned away, walking back through the tunnel. Another trip to the safe house, to see if she could spot the missing spy, and then she would be done for tonight.

*****​

"So, find anything?"

As Blake had expected, Yang was still awake when she returned to their room. She shook her head as she started to undress for bed.

"Ah." Yang, stretched out on her back in her usual sleepwear, head turned toward Blake's side of the bed, slowly nodded. She didn't say anything - she didn't have to. Blake was well aware of what the lack of any clues meant.

Sighing, she splashed some cold water on her face and then towelled it dry.

"I didn't see anything in the brothels, either," Yang said.

Blake froze for a moment, right after sitting down on their bed, and then turned to look at her partner. "In the brothels?"

Yang grinned. "Well, I didn't enter. But I was tempted. I can't really see what is going on inside."

"You can watch the back door, though." Blake moved onto the bed and lay down on her side, facing Yang.

"Hm. Watching the backside…." Her partner winked.

Blake snorted. Trust Yang to make a racy and silly joke about it. Then again, they were talking about brothels. "I doubt you'd see anything if you went inside, either. They wouldn't dare anything with you there."

"Well… I would be in disguise, of course," Yang said, flashing her another grin.

"In disguise?" Blake raised her eyebrows. "As a customer?" She better not try that!

"I think they would remember if a girl like me worked there, so it would have to be a customer."

Blake shook her head. "You'd start a riot." Either when some idiot drunkard tried to cop a feeling, or when she revealed herself. And they really couldn't afford the scandal it would cause. One of the 'Four Maidens' in a brothel? There would be another riot at the sept, Blake was certain.

"Why, thank you!"

Blake rolled her eyes. "We can't do much more than keep an eye on the brothels. If they abuse the women there, we will see some evidence sooner or later. Bruises, blackened eyes…"

"I know. And sooner or later, we'll find some evidence about what Varys did." Yang stretched on the bed. "Though we should sleep now. It's almost morning."

"Didn't you say that was the best time to go to bed?" Blake asked with a slight grin.

"That was before I started at Beacon!" But Yang was grinning, reached over and patted Blake's shoulder. "Good night."

"Night," Blake whispered, then curled up.

*****​

The Great Sept of Baelor, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"...and so we need to protect the weakest and most innocent of us all, the children. Our children. We all know how fragile they are - how quickly they can be taken from us, through sickness or calamity. Why, then, should we make their life even harder by doing them harm? Why, then, should we cause them pain when life already is painful? To teach them? What lessons would they learn through being beaten? That violence is the answer to questions? To innocent mistakes? To childish foibles? No, we say to that! We are better than that! Violence towards children is never the answer! The Seven who Are One have taught us better! You should not hit children!"

Blake narrowed her eyes and glanced around while the High Septon spoke. The news about their reaction to Lord Tywin abusing his grandchild - the future King - had spread, it seemed. And, as they should have expected from past experience, the Faith had taken it upon themselves to spread the word. With quite the fervour - Blake had been at White Fang rallies with less passion and drive.

But they needed to know how this had spread, if only to ensure that no one could try to manipulate the Faith using their names. If a noble spread the rumour that a rival had attacked Team RWBY, the consequences would be ugly. Very ugly.

And since the number of potential suspects who had overheard them was far too large to go after, their best bet was to ask the High Septon; the man would want to talk to them after the sermon anyway.

Until then, Blake tried to tune the speech out and study, covertly, how the gathered people took it.

It looked like they took it to heart - she saw no one getting up and leaving, or openly scowling. They were nodding along, mostly - she saw a woman holding a child to her chest and crying, and a man closing his eyes, also crying with what looked like guilt.

This kind of fanaticism was quite concerning. It reminded her of the White Fang. If someone radicalised those people…

*****​

"That was a nice speech, High Septon." Ruby smiled.

"I merely voiced what you said yourself, albeit you did it in a much more poignant way, my lady. You should not hit children."

"Well, you said that as well, didn't you?"

"Of course! I just added a bit more, ah, context so people would understand the spirit and not just the letter of your words, my lady."

The man used so much shameless flattery, Blake was surprised Ruiby was merely blushing furiously instead of stammering with embarrassment. Weiss, of course, kept her polite smile with ease - she would be used to sycophants from her life in Atlas. Blake herself managed to keep smiling, though it took a bit of an effort, and she was positively surprised that Yang didn't openly roll her eyes. Her partner wasn't generally too comfortable in such situations, and too prone to make unsuitable jokes as a result. But, so far, they were doing fine.

"So… I was wondering…" Ruby trailed off.

"Yes, my lady?"

"Where did you hear about our views on violence against children? We didn't exactly, ah, proclaim it."

"Oh! Did you wish to announce it yourself?"

"No, no, we're glad you did - we were pondering how to pass it on. We're just wondering who told you about it. In case someone wonders who overheard what."

Like Lord Tywin, Blake thought.

"Ah, it was your friend, Gendry the Smith. I was under the impression that you talked to him…"

"Gendry? Oh, yes! I told him about it." Ruby nodded and blushed again. "I should have remembered that!"

"Yes, you should have," Blake heard Weiss whisper under her breath.

Well, they could have saved themselves an hour of listening to a sermon, but it wasn't as if there had been any harm done. And some of Blake's suspicions and fears had been laid to rest. Gendry could be handled far more easily than, say, some servants at Court who might be paid as informants by various nobles. So, it had ended quite…

She frowned and took a deeper breath. That smell… It was faint but familiar. Very faint. She had smelled that before. But where had it… Her eyes widened. The Dragonpit! That was the smell of old wildfire!

But here? In the Great Sept of Baelor? It was one thing to use a ruined structure no one used any more as storage for an unstable incendiary weapon, but the heart of the realm's faith?

"Blake?" Yang must have noticed her reaction. "Is something wrong?"

"I fear it is," she replied, taking another deep breath through her nose. Yes, she couldn't mistake this. "Did you smell this as well?" she asked.

"Smell what?"

"High Septon," Blake turned to address him. "Do you know of any jar with wildfire in your sept? Because I just caught a whiff of it."

"Wildfire? Here? Perish the thought! We would never allow it into the sept! It is much too dangerous!" The High Septon shook his head.

Blake nodded. "It might just have been my imagination if no one else smelled it, but if there is a risk that someone brought a jar into the Sept…" She trailed off.

"We will search the entire Sept, my lady!"

"Carefully!" Weiss blurted out. "Very carefully!"

"Of course, my lady!"

"I will help. I've got some experience with the cache under the Dragonpit," Blake said.

And she could literally smell the substance. If it was just one jar, it would have to be close.

*****​

It wasn't just one jar. Blake clenched her teeth as she stared at a few hundred of the jars, hidden behind a walled-off part of the cellar.

"By the Seven!" the High Septon - the man had insisted on following her - gasped behind her. "How… how and why would anyone store them here?"

"This isn't a storage site," Blake said. "There would have been enough room for them under the Dragonpit." Granted, they might have wanted to separate the wildfire to not lose everything in one accident, but to store them under the Great Sept? "This was hidden here to burn the sept down."

The High Septon gasped again. And the septons with him, as well as the workers who had torn the brick wall down on her advice, gasped and whispered something about heretics.

"These are old jars," Blake quickly said. "Placed decades ago, I would say."

"Oh. That means… That fool! That madman!" the High Septon spat. "It must have been the Mad King!"

That sounded likely, but who had done this didn't really matter nearly as much as how they could get rid of this before it ignited and destroyed the Great Sept and probably half the city. Well, not half the city - the Great Sept wasn't that close to…

Blake felt her stomach clench. "If they placed jars here and under the Dragonpit," she said, slowly, "then where else could they have placed such jars?"

The High Septon wasn't the only one to start praying in response.

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"So? Found anything?" Yang Xiao Long asked when her partner returned from her latest, and now open and official, venture beneath the Red Keep.

"The smoke from the lanterns and the fresh air from the sea make smelling anything hard," she replied in a low voice. "We have to carefully knock on the walls and listen for the sounds of hollow spaces behind them."

Which Blake could easily do thanks to her ears, Yang knew that. But they didn't want to reveal just how good her senses were - they had already revealed that she had smelled the wildfire, but people would hopefully still not realise just how good her sense of smell was. "And?"

"That takes time. We have to check every tunnel and cellar for walled-off areas."

"And the rock beneath us has more holes than cheese." Yang nodded. "At least everyone realises how dangerous this is."

"Yes." Blake sighed and sat down on the bed. "But that also means I can't take time off to hunt down other leads."

"Them's the breaks." Yang shrugged and looked at the mark on the windowsill. "It's going to be time for dinner soon."

Blake snorted. "The sun's setting, yes."

Yang stuck her tongue at her. "The markings help with tracking time during the day." She suppressed the urge to make a joke about Blake having done survival training in the wilderness, so she was used to tracking the sun. Her partner's past in the White Fang was still a touchy subject. Although… "When we're back home, we'll have to get readjusted to living in a modern society. I almost forgot how to use a scroll!"

Blake chuckled. "I'm sure you'll be back to making selfies and chatting and playing your weird games in five minutes."

"Well, yes," Yang said, grinning. "I'm on withdrawal, after all. But I was serious, actually. When we arrived, I always tried to grab my scroll to check the time or messages or anything. Now? I look at the sky. Or at our improvised sundial. And I stopped looking for the tap."

Blake slowly nodded. "You get used to those amenities quickly enough." After a moment, she added: "We had to stop using scrolls in some spots. Too easy to track. And we rarely had showers or running water in the field. But once you're back in the cities, you just fit in again."

"Not everyone is a trained spy," Yang smiled to take any possible sting out of her comment. "Thanks for doing so much for us, by the way." Without Blake, they would be in a much worse position. Probably dancing to the tune of some noble or the other who was lying to them.

Blake flashed her a smile. "We all do what we can."

Yang shrugged. "You ferret out plots, Weiss does the plotting, Ruby's being Ruby, charming everyone. And I wait until some heads need knocking."

Blake snorted again. "Don't go fishing for compliments. You do a lot."

Not enough, Yang thought. She dabbled with smithing, dabbled with spying, dabbled with trying to make kids feel better. The only thing she was really good at was fighting. And training, of course. "Anyway, did you smell what's for dinner?"

Blake rolled her eyes. "There was no hunt, so it's going to be the usual."

A wide range of good but meat-heavy dishes. At least for them - Yang knew the servants and the smallfolk didn't quite eat as well. At least they had a lot of fish for Blake, thanks to King's Landing set at the coast. So…

Blake suddenly freezing, head jerking to the side, interrupted her thoughts. "No!"

"What?"

Blake didn't answer and rushed to the window, leaning out.

Yang followed her, looking over her partner's shoulder as she pushed Blake forward. What was… She drew a sharp breath.

There was smoke rising from one of the poorer parts of the city. Smoke that seemed to glow greenish more than reddish.

"Damn!"

*****​

King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

As Yang and Blake ran through the streets, dodging passers-by looking confused and guard patrols just starting to react, a cloud of red petals appeared next to them, turning into Ruby, who fell in beside them. "What happened?"

"The people looking for wildfire caches in the city must have accidentally set off one," Blake said. "I knew we shouldn't have let them search on their own!"

"They probably would have searched on their own anyway - everyone heard about the wildfire under the Great Sept," Yang pointed out. And even if they hadn't, they would have heard about the search beneath the Red Keep. Couldn't keep a secret at Court.

She passed a heavy-set man on his right side, Ruby whirled around his left side, and Blake jumped over him and then onto the closest roof.

"Good idea!" Yang used a barrel as a springboard and joined her. "Where's Weiss?" she asked as Ruby followed and all three were running on the rooftops.

"I kinda left her behind because I wanted to catch up to you two and find out what's happening. I'll fetch her! We'll need her glyphs!"

And Ruby was gone in another cloud of petals. One almost ended up in Yang's mouth, but vanished right when it reached her.

"We'll have to focus on evacuating people and causing fire breaks," Yang yelled while jumping over a side alley. Their Water Dust reserves wouldn't even dent such a fire - she could see green flames reaching past the roofs now. On the streets below, panicking people were starting to form a mob rushing towards the harbour.

"Yes," Blake said. "The Alchemists' Guild uses sand to smother a wildfire."

"We'll need an entire beach to smother this!" Yang exclaimed as they reached the fire.

Green flames had already reduced one building to ashes - a second collapsed as Yang came to a stop - and were reaching for the neighbouring buildings.

"We can't waste any time!" Yang yelled. "Let's split up, clear the houses and then raze them! Dibs on the right!"

"Alright!"

Yang jumped down, past a gold cloak who staggered back, holding an empty bucket, and rushed to the building that was just catching fire. She broke through the door and yelled: "The house's burning! Get out! Now!"

No answer. But she had to check anyway - she couldn't demolish a house when people were still alive inside.

There was a shop on the ground floor, empty. As was the backroom. She rushed up the stairs. Kitchen and living room or whatever went for that - empty. One more flight of stairs - smoke was starting to fill the house; the fire would soon consume it.

"Shit!" Two kids were huddled in the bedroom upstairs. A little girl and a toddler. And Yang could see green flames through the dusty shutters.

Clenching her teeth, she grabbed both coughing kids and carried them under one arm, then smashed the window on the other side open. "Hold on!" she yelled, then jumped to the roof across the street.

The kids screamed, and Yang glanced over her shoulder. Behind her, green fire filled the room she had just left.

She landed on the roof, one boot breaking through a couple of shingles. A few more were ripped out when she started running to the edge and jumped off. "Get the kids to safety!" she yelled as she landed next to another gold cloak.

"But…"

"Now! Run!" She pushed them into his arms. "We'll form a fire break!"

On the other side, Blake was already busy reducing the building she had cleared to rubble with Gambol Shroud.

But the wind was blowing towards Yang, so the fire was spreading faster on this side. Damn!

"Yang!"

"Yang!"

Ruby and Weiss arrived! Just in time.

"We need firebreaks - but there might be people in the houses here."

Ruby vanished in another cloud, and a red lightning sped through the closest houses. A moment later, she reappeared. "All clear - start tearing them down, Yang! Weiss! Use your glyphs to block the streets!"

Yang jumped down and raced to the closest building, fist drawn back. She smashed into the wall. Repeatedly. After the fourth blow, the entire side of the house crumbled - the walls had been crushed. She jumped over the rubble and through the dust cloud that rose and smashed into the back part. On her side, the neighbouring building was just catching fire. She could feel the heat already. It wouldn't hurt her, not at this distance, but the other people?

Blake reappeared next to her while Yang crushed the next house. "It's spreading through firebreaks! They slow the fire down but won't stop it!"

Shit. What could they do? "We need to smother it," Yang yelled.

"Water won't help!" Ruby yelled back.

"And we don't have enough Earth Dust," Weiss added in a tight voice, creating glyph after glyph.

"We need sand!" Ruby yelled.

Yang knew that. But they weren't on the beach - they couldn't just… "Ruby!"

"Yang?"

"Ruby, Weiss - there's sand in the river." Yang pointed at the river, a few streets over.

"Oh! OH!" Ruby gasped. "Weiss! We need your glyphs!"

"Ruby?"

"Come on! I've got a plan!"

"Rubyyyy…"

Ruby grabbed Weiss and sped off.

"What's she doing?" Blake asked, coming to a stop next to Yang.

"Getting us sand," Yang said, smiling. "Let's break down more buildings so the fire won't spread too far!"

They were halfway through demolishing their fourth and fifth building when the sounds of the fire - and the distant screams of panicking people - were suddenly drowned out.

Yang looked up and grinned.

A giant wind hose was rising over the riverbank, filled with water and sand. A wind hose created by a red flash running in circles.

"Like in the tournament!" Blake snapped.

"Yes!"

And at the top of the waterspout, a glyph appeared, larger than most Yang had seen - angled. Followed by another, also angled. And a third, placed above the fire.

The glyphs redirected the waterspout, forming an arc transporting water and sand over the streets between the fire and the riverbank.

Green flames reaching for the sky vanished beneath a muddy, sandy waterfall. Or landslide.

Yang laughed as the smoke and fire were buried under sand and mud.

Her little sister had come through.

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