Chapter 41: A Feline Heist
Bulstrode Manor, Berkshire, Britain, October 12th, 1998
"There you go, Matheus!" Millicent Bulstrode cooed after filling her tomcat's feeding bowl with small strips of chicken breast. Her familiar, as usual, sniffed the meat first, then looked at her and miaowed.
"You'll get your treat after you finish the bowl," she told him.
With a sniff, he started to eat while she watched, seated on a chair in the kitchen. Before he had finished, though, she heard her mother call her name.
"Millicent?"
"I'm in the kitchen, Mother!" she yelled, startling Matheus for a moment, before her cat continued eating.
Her mother entered a few moments later. "Don't yell, dear," she said. "Use an Amplifying Charm - we wouldn't want to act like mudbloods."
"Sorry, Mother." She knew better, of course. Due to their ancestry, her family had to take great care to keep up appearances. More than any other Old Family - the whispers at Hogwarts had been bad enough, even though Millicent had been close friends with Pansy and Draco.
Her mother nodded and took a seat and the teacup Bibsy offered her. "I see that you're still spoiling the animal," she said, taking a sip.
Millicent frowned at her. Matheus deserved the best, but that wouldn't convince her mother. "What would our friends think if my familiar had to eat common pet food?" she asked instead.
"Touché," her mother admitted. "Although my family would consider us mad."
Millicent pressed her lips together. She knew what was coming when her mother mentioned her French origins and decided to get to the point. "I don't want to move to France," she said.
"It would only be until those criminals have been caught," her mother retorted. "And you'd be able to see the country. Meet your relatives."
"Meet a prospective husband, you mean," Millicent replied, frowning at her.
Her mother inclined her head. "The French aren't as narrow-minded as the British when it comes to attractive witches."
Millicent clenched her teeth. She wasn't ugly - her face was pretty enough even without makeup. Her hair was great, with the right styling. She wasn't fat either, or deformed. It was just that her father's ancestry had been expressed more strongly in her, resulting in her growing taller than most wizards - and more muscular.
Something, she had found out at Hogwarts, that a great many boys didn't find attractive. Both Greg and Vincent had asked her out, but neither relationship had worked out. Both boys were too… simple for marriage. But to marry into a French family? That meant leaving Britain for good; she wasn't her father's heir, after all. And it would mean marrying below her station.
"None of my friends are leaving Britain," she said. "I'd look like a coward."
Her mother sniffed. "They're hiding in their manors, trembling at every creaking sound." She didn't add a derisive 'British wizards', but Millicent knew what her mother was thinking. "They have no right to call anyone else a coward."
Millicent agreed, but that didn't change the facts. "They're seen as defending their homes, not fleeing the country."
"No one has even seen Lucius's son since the incident. I wouldn't be surprised if 'dear Draco' has left Britain," her mother said.
Millicent felt herself blush slightly, both from embarrassment as well as anger. She had been thirteen when she'd had a crush on Draco! Not that anything would have come of it - Pansy had staked her claim from the start, and Draco had made his views on witches who were taller and stronger than him very clear. "I don't think that he'd leave Pansy," she said. It might even be true.
Her mother scoffed. "The Malfoy's French blood has run far too thin for such a gesture. All they care about are themselves. They would be overjoyed if the Lestranges were killed attacking the Parkinsons - regardless of whether or not Pansy survived."
Millicent bit her tongue. Her mother was letting her bitterness at having been played by Mr Malfoy show again. If Millicent mentioned that, though, she would draw her mother's ire for her own role in the 'mudblood affair'. Even though her parents had supported the plan and had enjoyed the gold they had gained from it.
Her mother sighed. "Well, we're not as exposed as the Malfoys - or the Blacks. We can but hope that the Blacks or the Malfoys will be those criminals' targets."
Matheus, long used to human squabbles, had finished his bowl and was now prodding her calf, begging for his treat.
"Here you go!" Millicent said, smiling as he quickly devoured the treat. She looked back at her mother, who had finished her tea. "I'm going into the garden," Millicent announced.
"Stay inside the wards," her mother cautioned her.
Millicent rolled her eyes. She wasn't stupid.
"Millicent!"
She didn't wince at the reprimand. "Yes, Mother. I'll stay inside the wards."
"Good."
Millicent sighed as soon as she stepped into the garden behind the kitchen. She felt like a prisoner in her own home. She wished she had gone on a Grand Tour instead of staying in Britain. But none of her friends had wanted to go. Draco was getting tutored by his father 'so that I can one day inherit his seat', which meant Pansy wouldn't even think of leaving Britain, while Daphne and Tracey had started 'apprenticeships' in their respective family businesses. And travelling the world by herself wouldn't have been very enjoyable. Matheus was the best cat in the world, but he was hardly the wittiest travelling companion. And if she went on a tour now, everyone would think she were fleeing Britain.
She shook her head as she followed Matheus through the herbal beds. "Don't go too far!" she called out, even though she knew he wouldn't listen. Cats didn't. He'd roam as far as he wanted, no matter what she said. Although a Summoning Charm would have him back inside the wards quickly enough.
Suddenly, Matheus stopped, a few yards short of the wardline, and growled. Millicent frowned and drew her wand. She couldn't see anyone, but that didn't mean anything. Maybe her familiar had smelled a disillusioned intruder? But they had guards and spells watching out for that!
Then she saw what had gotten Matheus' fur up and chuckled. There was a cat, half-hidden in a flower bed, right at the wardline. A stray, she assumed - they didn't have any neighbours, and the cat's deep black fur was rather bushy - even a muggle would have taken better care of their pet.
Millicent crouched down and cooed. "Hey there, little one. Are you lost?" The cat took a few steps back, staring at her, but didn't run away.
Matheus kept growling and she glanced at him. "Be nice, dear. The poor thing probably hasn't eaten anything but mangy mice for days."
On a whim, she turned around and raised her wand. "Accio cat treats!" Having to summon her cat every second day had made her quite proficient at casting the charm, and it only took a few seconds for the bag with treats to land in her outstretched hand.
She turned back to the stray, which had retreated a few more steps. "Here!" she said, throwing a treat to it.
The black cat cautiously approached the treat, sniffing at it for several seconds, then looked at her.
"Go on, eat! It's good!" Millicent encouraged it. Matheus crept forward, still growling, and Millicent handed another treat to her familiar. "See?" she said, as Matheus devoured it. "He likes it, too."
That - or the threat of losing the treat to Matheus - seemed to convince the stray. It bent down and gingerly picked the treat up in its mouth before eating it in a few crunchy bites.
"There you go," Millicent said, beaming. Her day was looking up.
*****
Bulstrode Manor, Berkshire, Britain, October 12th, 1998
Hermione Granger resisted the urge to gag as she bit down on the crunchy treat. Eating food from the ground! Food her enemy had thrown - thrown - at her feet! Although it wasn't bad. Quite tasty, actually, if a little dry.
She shook her head. She wasn't here to eat but to scout. And Bulstrode was her target. The tall witch was still cooing and smiling at her - behind the wardline. Which, Hermione had noticed, included a Cat-Repelling Charm. How barbaric! And the witch probably thought she loved cats, despite keeping them out through such insidious means.
Bulstrode's tomcat was still growling at her, too. Jealous little git. She sniffed in his direction, daring him to leave the protection of the wards. He didn't, of course. The pampered house cat - he was even wearing a collar! Like a dog! - knew better than to growl at her where she could teach him a lesson. Not that she was here to make the tomcat learn his place.
"...look at that bushy tail, you poor thing! Your owner must have neglected you."
What? Hermione resisted the urge to hiss at the presumptuous, ignorant witch. Her tail was just fine! Perfect, in fact - no one would mistake it for the thin, ugly appendage of a mouse. And her fur wasn't matted! Dyed, of course, so she wouldn't be recognised, but it wasn't matted or dirty! She settled for glaring at Bulstrode. And miaowing.
"Oh, you want more treats? Here! You probably haven't eaten anything in days!"
Hermione froze for a second at the implied insult. She wasn't some spoiled pet who couldn't catch a mouse to save herself. Not that she wanted to eat a mouse, of course. But if she had wanted to, she could have easily caught all the mice she could eat. Still, she was here for a reason. She sniffed at the treats in front of her.
"They're fine! Matheus loves them! It's the same as the one you just ate!"
Hmph. As if she'd be so trusting as to assume that just because the first treat was fine, the others would be as well. But they smelled the same, and she hadn't seen the witch cast a spell or otherwise manipulate the treats. And she had to play her role as a temporarily displaced cat.
So she ate the three treats. And the next two. It was like eating crisps. Kind of. Although she could have done without the crumbs of earth on some of them. She told herself that wine connoisseurs liked an 'earthy note'.
"Feeling better?"
Hermione looked at Bulstrode. The witch had closed the can with the treats. Matheus - what a stupid name for a stupid tomcat - was still growling. Despite having been fed several treats himself, which wouldn't do his paunch any good. A few more treats and he'd comb the lawn with the fur on his belly. But the witch was waiting for an answer, so Hermione miaowed.
"That's enough, my dear. You can hunt again now, can't you?"
Of course she could!
"I would brush your fur, too, but I'm not to leave the manor's protections. There are bad people just waiting to kill me, you know."
Yes, she actually did know, thank you very much. Although neither the Lestranges nor Crouch were in the area - Hermione had checked. But a harmless cat wouldn't know that, of course, so she miaowed again.
"I'd take you in, but Matheus would be jealous. And you look fine now."
She had looked fine before, too, thank you very much! Hermione glared at the stupid tomcat. If not for him, she'd have a way inside the wards. Although… She miaowed again, acting more pitiful this time.
Bulstrode visibly flinched, then stood. "Sorry. Here are a few more treats."
Hermione forced herself to eat the treats as Bulstrode picked up her spoiled pet and retreated inside the manor. Then she sat down at her spot and kept staring at the manor for a little longer.
And planned.
*****
London, No 12 Grimmauld Place, October 12th, 1998
"How did it go?" Jeanne asked as soon as she saw Hermione Granger in the kitchen.
Hermione Granger looked around. Before she could ask, Jeanne answered: "Sirius is still at the Ministry. He's invited Harry and Ron to lunch."
"And I spent the day looking through the library." Hermione nodded. It was a decent cover.
"And Sirius didn't invite you so you could keep me company, since it wouldn't be safe for me to go out 'in my condition'," Jeanne added with a sneer that didn't look like it was entirely faked.
It certainly would explain why Sirius wasn't eating lunch at home, should Harry ask, Hermione thought. It was a tad early for mood swings, but a decent excuse anyway.
"So, tell: How did it go?"
"Well, I think I have a way inside," Hermione said. "But it will require me to remain a cat for a while."
Long enough to lure Bulstrode's pampered pet outside and check whether his collar would let her pass through the wards, or for her to pose as some sorry excuse for a cat until Bulstrode took pity on her and took her in.
Hermione didn't know which possibility would be more insulting for a proud cat like herself.
*****
London, No 12 Grimmauld Place, October 13th, 1998
Harry Potter had realised quickly that the archives of the Black Family, if the half a dozen chests they had taken down from the attic to the library deserved that name - Hermione very vocally insisted that they didn't - were even less organised than the Ministry archives. So had Hermione. But unlike Harry and Ron, the witch hadn't stopped complaining about it. He briefly stopped sifting through a list of payments to the Black Family in 1823 and glanced at her.
"When I get my hands on whoever was responsible for this mess, they'll rue the day they decided to store the records so haphazardly instead of doing a proper job!" she muttered under her breath as she swished her wand to remove layers of dust from yet another bundle of parchment. "I'll find a way to raise them from the dead just to teach them a lesson. This is no way to treat your books!"
She flicked her wand with more force than needed - or so Harry thought - and the string holding the stack together untied itself. Pursing her lips, she started to skim the sheets, one after the other - and to sort them into four different stacks. "Rent payments go into debtors, not creditors. And personal correspondence goes into correspondence, not financial records!" She blinked, then frowned. "No,
this letter should go into erotica. Or the bin."
Harry suppressed a snort. She was adorable when she was all worked up like this.
"Mate, I know you've got it bad," Ron's whisper interrupted him, "but we've got a job to do. Moody's gonna be mad if we don't deliver."
Harry glared at him, but Ron was right. Sighing, he focused on his own stack of parchment again. Which contained lots of long, narrow rows and columns of numbers. Which didn't make much sense. "Are we even certain that these are the correct records?" he asked. "And not some fake ones made up for tax evasion?"
"They are the correct ones. They cover the time when the Blacks didn't pay any taxes," Hermione replied.
Harry didn't want to abandon his theory so quickly. "Sirius's ancestors could have cheated each other," he said. "Because these numbers here do not add up." He pointed at the offending column.
"Really?" Hermione put her own stack down and tilted her head. "That could have been a simple mistake." She stood anyway and came over to him.
"They should have spotted it easily, though," Harry pointed out.
"Because you spotted it easily?" Hermione asked, raising her eyebrows at him with a teasing grin.
Yes. "No." He tapped his wand at the sum. "Because the Knuts don't add up, and there are only two entries that list Knuts."
"Ah." Hermione bit her lower lip and studied the sheet herself. "Indeed. I think there's an entry missing." She flicked her wand. "No trace of magic, though after more than three hundred years, I don't think any could be detected."
"No trace lasts that long," Harry agreed with her.
"And the amount of gold missing would cover a cottage and some land," Hermione went on, leaning a little more towards him. He could smell her shampoo even over the dusty smell lingering around them.
"Yes." Harry had done the math as well. Their thighs were touching, he noticed. He could feel the warmth of her body through their robes.
"Well," Ron cut in, "we should start looking for signs of an affair, then. That's the most common reason to hide such records, right?" He held up a dusty letter. "According to this, Orion Black, the Head of the Family at the time, was a 'lothario' and his wife was both very skilled in the Dark Arts - even for a Black - and very jealous."
Harry smiled at him. "That's great!" That was the break he had been hoping for.
An hour and signs of a dozen different affairs later, they still hadn't found the damn cottage. Orion Black had spent large sums on his affairs, but not a cottage, or so it seemed. But… Harry blinked. "Of course!" he exclaimed. "If Bellatrix was gifted the cottage, then the Blacks owned it. And all of Orion's gifts we've found so far were gone for good."
"He might have gifted it to someone and then later taken it back," Ron pointed out. "You know the Blacks' reputation."
"Perhaps," Harry admitted. "But I think it's still a more promising lead than sifting through his love letters." He grabbed another stack of letters. "I'll check his wife's records."
Half an hour later, he found the cottage. "Here it is!" He exclaimed with a wide smile. "She speaks of her hunting lodge - her
new hunting lodge - in Herefordshire. Twenty miles from Hereford." They had done it!
"Which direction from Hereford?" Ron asked.
Harry sighed.
"I'll get a pair of dividers and a map," Hermione said. "We can draw a circle with a radius of twenty miles and see where the cottage might be. Provided that she guessed the distance correctly," she added. "We might have to adjust the search area quite generously."
*****
London, Ministry of Magic, October 13th, 1998
"Good work, lads!" Moody looked up from the map Harry Potter and Ron had brought him and smiled at them. "We still have to search the area, but that shouldn't take too long."
"They might not be hiding there, though. Crouch could have prepared a different hideout for them," Harry pointed out.
"Indeed, he probably had," Moody said with a nasty grin. "But he's a smart one - he'll probably want to avoid staying too long at his current hideout."
"And so they might go to the cottage," Ron said.
"Aye." Moody nodded. "It's the best lead we have so far. The surviving prisoners were useless. Not that I expected much from them." He shook his head. "But you might be interested to know that your old friend Marksdotter survived. The scumbag knew better than to fight us, not with the light sentence he had gotten, and surrendered at the first opportunity." He scoffed. "So did Skeeter, which is a surprise. After all the articles she wrote, I would have expected someone with a grudge to use the opportunity to do her in. But apparently, she managed to hide for the entire breakout and battle." He scoffed. "She even wrote an entire article - a 'first-hand account of the Azkaban massacre', she called it. Complained a lot when I confiscated it," he added with another grin.
"Anything useful in the article?" Harry asked.
Moody shook his head. "The usual sensational drivel. If she had seen everything she claims to have seen, someone would have noticed her - disillusioned or not."
Harry nodded. And whoever noticed her would have cursed her. Just to be safe. "Are you going to let her publish the article?"
"Once I can think of what favour we might need in exchange," Moody answered. "She has dirt on practically everyone."
Harry nodded, if a little reluctantly. Such deals weren't exactly legal, even if they were common in the DMLE.
He hoped they wouldn't need Skeeter's secrets.
*****
Bulstrode Manor, Berkshire, Britain, October 14th, 1998
The Bulstrodes had a very nice garden behind their manor and a veritable park out front, but they didn't seem to be fond of actually leaving their house to take a stroll through either, Hermione Granger thought as she watched the building through the discerning eyes of a proud cat.
She'd been here for a few hours already, and the only one to leave the manor in that time had been a house-elf weeding the herbal beds. Not even the pampered tomcat had braved the outside air.
Were they that afraid of the Lestranges? Or had they secretly left the manor, turning it into a trap for their enemies? Was she wasting her time here, prowling through the rows of hedges and flower beds?
She hissed at the thought. It was getting difficult to find the time to do this. Today, Harry and Ron were searching for the Blacks' hunting cottage, so she could safely spend the day observing Bulstrode Manor, but, sooner or later, her two friends would find the cottage, and once again she would have to deal with the risk of spontaneous invitations to lunch. She didn't even want to think about the danger her friends were braving, hunting the Lestranges. That would distract her too much.
She couldn't neglect her work for Sirius too much, either - tongues would start to wag if she wasn't seen working regularly. That meant she had to find excuses for being out of the house after work.
Perhaps she should invent a muggle boyfriend. That would offer a good excuse to be out of Grimmauld Place in the evenings, even overnight. And muggle Britain was safe from the Lestranges too, so no one would have to worry about her safety.
Hermione let out a low hiss. No, she couldn't do that. She knew that she couldn't have a relationship with Harry, not until her revenge was done, but she wouldn't lie to him like that. She'd just have to visit her tutor more often, to study wizarding laws or such. Or brush up on Potions - no, Harry would offer to help her. And she wouldn't stand for that. A cat had her pride!
A grasshopper who apparently hadn't noticed that summer had given way to autumn some time ago landed beneath a flower a little away from her. She blinked.
For a moment, she hesitated. She was here to observe the manor and find a way past the wards, not to hunt bugs.
The grasshopper jumped and landed a little closer to her.
Her claws slid out of their sheaths and dug into the soft earth. It was taunting her! But she was on a mission. On a mission to infiltrate the manor disguised as a black cat. She bared her fangs. And that meant acting like a normal cat. And cats hunted impudent bugs that provoked them!
The grasshopper jumped again.
She pounced.
*****
The bug had led her on a merry chase across two flower beds, but the outcome had never been in doubt. She had caught it a few yards before the wardline, too - if anyone were looking, especially that pampered tomcat, they'd have seen how a proper cat hunted.
But now the bug was dead, crushed beneath her paws. She prodded it, evoking no reaction. Yes, dead. And she certainly wasn't going to eat it. A flick of her paw batted it into the herbal bed across the wardline. It could still serve as fertiliser.
Or, Hermione thought when she spotted the tomcat approach the carcass, it could serve as bait.
She eyed Matheus - what a stupid name for a cat - through narrowed eyes as he sniffed at the dead bug. It was her prey. She might not have wanted to eat it and thrown it away, but that didn't mean that any other cat could simply take it!
Matheus sniffed a bit more at her kill, then finally seemed to realise that he was a cat - if a spoiled one - and not a scavenger, and so should act like it. He approached her, stopping a foot before the wardline, and hissed at her.
She hissed back, daring him to leave the protections of the manor and face her paw to paw. She'd teach him a lesson before taking that collar off him and checking whether it was enchanted.
His fur bristled in a pathetic attempt to appear more threatening. As if she'd be impressed by such a sad sight - Crookshank was easily twice the size of this stupid house cat and he knew his place - below her!
She sniffed and sat down, licking her paw to show that she didn't consider him a threat at all and that this was her spot now. Her territory.
Predictably, the stupid tomcat growled and hissed, his tail swishing back and forth as if he were trying to sweep the stone path on which he was standing, sheathing and unsheathing his claws. She kept her eyes on his hind legs, though. If those tensed…
He pounced, through the wardline, directly at her. His claws met only earth, though, as she had rolled out of the way just in time. And before he could recover from his ill-fated charge, she was on top of him, biting his neck and pinning him, swatting away his feeble attempts to scratch her and ignoring his pitiful cries until he finally submitted.
Sniffing, she released his neck, then herded him away from the manor, towards the forest nearby. She needed the cover to change back and check his collar for spells.
He tried to run twice - once on the way to the forest, and once when she changed in front of him. He didn't succeed, of course. But when she finally was able to check his collar, she quickly found that it wasn't enchanted - it wasn't a key through the manor's wards.
Hermione pressed her lips together as she obliviated Matheus of the last hour or so. It looked like she would have to get Bulstrode to take her into the manor.
That would complicate things.
*****
South of Hereford, Herefordshire, Britain, October 14th, 1998
Hidden under his Cloak of Invisibility, Harry Potter hovered about a thousand feet above the ground and checked his map. The hill below didn't look at all like the one on his map. But the village north of him matched the location depicted on the search grid. He wished he had a magical map of the area, not just this outdated muggle version. He'd know exactly where he was in that case. But if there was a magical map for the area, the DMLE didn't have it. They only had had magical maps that showed your location for Hogsmeade, Diagon Alley (Including Knockturn Alley) and - ironically - Godric's Hollow. Two places pretty much every wizard and witch in Wizarding Britain knew very well after seven years at Hogwarts and shopping in the Alley, and the one village in Britain with the largest magical population outside Hogsmeade.
The archivist had claimed that the Aurors were most likely to have emergencies in those areas, and therefore it made sense to have such maps in stock.
Harry wished the archivist were here, helping with the search for the Black's hunting cottage. That would teach her what was actually needed and what was not. It would even be safer for the witch than setting Hermione on her, he thought with a chuckle, even if she happened upon the Death Eaters in hiding.
His levity was short-lived, though. Sighing, he shook his head and focused on the task at hand again. He tapped his glasses to activate the enchantments on it and guided his broom downwards, until the ground was in range of the detection spells, then flew the usual Seeker search pattern, just looking for any magically hidden buildings instead of for the Snitch.
"Weasley speaking. I cleared Area S-Five. Proceeding to Area S-Six," sounded from his Auror's badge. Ron had finished another area on their grid. He was still one behind Harry, though - Harry had more experience with this kind of search.
Five minutes later he was about to pull up and mark another area off the grid when his spells indicated a disillusioned area to his left. He started to weave and speed up, turning as he gained altitude, just in case someone had spotted him and was about to send curses his way. When nothing happened, he tapped his badge. "Potter speaking. Found a disillusioned spot in the south-western corner of Area S-Seventeen."
"Moody speaking. How large is the spot?"
"I pulled away to avoid detection, but it could be a small hunting cottage." A very small hunting cottage - but Extension Charms had been invented before the Blacks' hunting cottage had been built.
"Moody speaking. Keep an eye on the area. I'm headed your way. Weasley, continue your search but be ready to reinforce us."
"Weasley speaking. Understood."
"Potter speaking. Understood."
Harry sighed and flew a little higher. If only his glasses were as good as Moody's eye. But that had apparently been a personal favour from Dumbledore, something no other enchanter had managed to duplicate - and Dumbledore was dead.
He had left Harry the Elder Wand, though - currently stuck in the hidden holster on his arm - and Harry suspected that with it, he might be able to improve his glasses. Provided he learned the right spells.
Which, unfortunately, would take time he didn't have while hunting Crouch and the Lestranges.
"Moody speaking. I see you. And the spot."
A second later, Harry's Human-presence-revealing Spell created a marker in the air nearby. Moody had arrived.
A moment later, he was chuckling. "Moody speaking. It's not a cottage but a tent. And unless our Death Eaters have split up and used Polyjuice Potion to look like Alwyn Selwyn and Bridget Brown having an affair, this is none of our concern. Continue your search, Potter."
Harry was of a mind to send a few spells at the tent below him for making him waste his time. Why would anyone come out to this forgotten area only to have an affair in a tent? But he had his orders. "Potter speaking. Understood. Area S-Seventeen cleared, proceeding to Area S-Eighteen."
Two hours and half a dozen areas later, Harry was once again hovering in the air, waiting for Moody to arrive. This time, it was an old but well-preserved cottage, surrounded by older trees. He couldn't spot any sign of muggle technology - no antennas, no phone or power lines, and, most importantly, no road that led to the cottage. Unlike muggles, wizards didn't need roads.
"Moody speaking. Good find, Potter. That looks like our target. Muggle-repelling Charms and a couple of darker spells. Probably preservation charms as well. Doesn't seem to be occupied, though." Harry knew that didn't mean anything. Moody's eye was good, but not infallible - there were spells that blocked even its sight. "Weasley, get over here. We're going to check this out."
Ten minutes later, Ron had arrived, and they approached the cottage from the ground, using the trees as cover up to the wardline. Harry still couldn't see any hint that the cottage might be occupied - no smoke rose from the chimney, the grass surrounding it was undisturbed and all the shutters were closed - but that didn't mean anything for a magical house.
Moody grunted. "Cover the area with Anti-Apparition and Anti-Portkey Jinxes. I'll check the wards."
Harry swallowed, but quickly did as ordered. "Done," he reported a minute later, his wand aimed at the cottage's front while Ron covered the back.
"Alright. Looks like we'll have to call in a Curse-Breaker to sneak us through the wards."
Harry licked his lips, then said: "I could try scouting with a conjured animal."
Moody didn't answer right away. Then Harry heard him snort. "Been holding out on me, Potter?" Of course Moody was aware that even familiars weren't smart enough to serve as reliable scouts. That left only one option.
"There was no need for you to know," Harry retorted.
That caused Moody to chuckle. "Smart boy. Do your thing."
Harry nodded and flicked his wand, conjuring a tiny snake. Small enough to slip through the crack under the old door. "Go and see if there are humans inside, then come back and tell me!" he ordered it in Parseltongue.
The snake slithered off without a response. Harry tracked it as it crossed the wardline without trouble, then reached the door and disappeared inside.
Five minutes later, it left the cottage again and returned to him. "No humans inside, Master. Only mice."
"What did the snake say?" Moody asked.
"There's no one inside," Harry answered as he dispelled the snake.
Moody grunted again. "Looks like we'll get a Curse-Breaker then, and set a trap for the scum. Good work, Potter."
*****
South-West of Hereford, Herefordshire, Britain, October 14th, 1998
It didn't take Moody longer than twenty minutes to return to the cottage with a Curse-Breaker. "Abigail Smith," the witch introduced herself.
"Harry Potter," he introduced himself, noticing that her smile was more than slightly crooked.
"Ron Weasley."
Smith must have noticed Harry's glance since she added: "Part of my face's numb. Caught a stray curse ten years ago. It's why Moody likes to drag me into these secret operations."
"I picked you because you can keep your mouth shut!" Moody growled. "And certainly not to chit-chat with lads half your age."
She had to know him very well - she snorted in response. "Yeah, yeah. Now show me this cottage."
"It's right there. Don't disturb the grass." Moody pointed at the cottage.
The witch walked right up to the wardline, then crouched down, steadying herself with a hand on the tree trunk next to her. She flicked her wand and started to mumble. "Hm. Fairly simple spells. But old ones."
"Told you that already," Moody growled.
"I check everything myself. Constant Vigilance, right?" She snorted again.
Moody grunted.
"So, how long will it take you?" Harry asked.
"Afraid you'll be late for a date, Potter?" Moody asked.
"He should be," Ron cut in. "Hermione's got a temper, and she hates when we don't call ahead if we're going to be late."
Harry glared at his friend.
"It'll take me a couple of hours, at least," Smith said. "I'll know more once I've finished analysing the ward scheme. Breaching wards without taking them down is a delicate matter. Can't rush or brute-force it. You have to attune yourself to the wards. Which is," she added, "quite dangerous, too, even for these rather simple wards, so you better take a few steps back and don't disturb me."
Moody scoffed. "You're too skilled to mess up on something like this."
"It's the curse you think you know that kills you," she retorted. In a more serious voice, she said: "Move back!"
They moved back. And waited. And called Grimmauld Place.
*****
London, No 12 Grimmauld Place, October 14th, 1998
"What made you late?" Hermione asked as soon as Kreacher had served dinner.
"Ah..." Harry Potter began, putting down his fork. How best to word that without betraying secrets?
"We found the cottage we've been looking for and had to wait for a Curse-Breaker to get us through the wards," Ron explained.
Harry glanced at Ron, but his friend was busy getting more bread from the basket.
"You didn't take the wards down, then? Trying to trap the Death Eaters?" Hermione frowned as she cut her entrecôte. "Wouldn't that require a constant guard on the cottage?"
For someone as challenged in Defence as his best friend, she knew a lot about Auror tactics, Harry thought. But then, she had helped him study for the entrance exam. "We just set up a long-distance alarm charm," he explained.
"A 'long-distance alarm charm'? How does that work?" she asked, leaning forward.
Harry shrugged. "I don't know. Moody set it up."
"He stuck a coin to the underside of the table," Ron explained. Harry's friend was really a little too free with such information, Harry thought.
Hermione pondered this as she chewed. "Probably a Protean Charm, or something similar, linked to a detection charm. Sounds a little simple."
"Moody picked it," Harry retorted, "so I doubt it's that simple."
Hermione sniffed but didn't try to prove him wrong, for a change. She ate another bite, then said: "Oh, I'll be in France for a few days."
Harry blinked. "In France? What for?"
Jeanne answered that. "She's handling a few family issues for me. I'd do it myself, but I don't want any rumours about me leaving Sirius or hiding in France to start."
"Skeeter's still in Azkaban," Ron said.
"That only affects the Daily Prophet." Sirius scoffed. "The Wizengamot rumour mill is as bad as the Hogwarts one."
"Worse," Hermione said. "I expect that, a day or two after tomorrow, a rumour about Jeanne firing me for having an affair with Sirius will circulate among the Wizengamot aides."
"You really should legalise duels," Jeanne remarked.
That was right, Harry realised - duels were legal in France. And Hermione's skill in duelling was worse than her skill in Defence. He narrowed his eyes at her. "Promise me that you'll be very polite during your trip!"
"What?" She stared at him.
"I mean it," he insisted. "If anyone over there feels insulted, and challenges you to a duel…" He shook his head and checked the clock on the wall. "We should go over the basics of duelling. We still have some time."
"Before midnight," Ron added.
"She'll be fine," Jeanne said, frowning at Harry. "I've told you before - you can't simply challenge people to a duel; it's just not done."
"And I'm not the kind of witch to insult people, anyway," Hermione told him.
Harry managed to cough instead of blurting out his first response to that statement. She still glared at him. He grinned at her. "Well, if you're leaving for a few days, then we'll have to do some Defence training after dinner. Can't let it lapse, can we?"
She always did better in their lessons when she was angry.
*****
Bulstrode Manor, Berkshire, Britain, October 15th, 1998
Hermione Granger was a beautiful cat. Well-groomed and always graceful. Proud and skilled. But she was also a cat on a mission. And for that, she had to appear weak and in need of help. Miserable enough for Millicent Bulstrode to take her into her home.
And so she - very reluctantly and with great distaste - rolled over the earth in the woods surrounding Bulstrode Manor until her beautiful fur had collected specks of dirt, and even stray twigs and parts of fallen leaves, as if she were a stray fallen on hard times. Resisting the urge to groom herself was hard, but she managed - she was a cat on a mission. And the sheer wrongness of her appearance - fortunately, her fur was, again, dyed black thanks to a potion so she wouldn't be recognised - made it easier to play her role. She certainly felt miserable when she approached the manor's wardline, going to the same spot near the gardens where she had met Bulstrode before, and waited for her mark to appear.
And waited. And waited. Bulstrode was late today, Hermione thought. The witch should have let out her pampered tomcat hours ago! She was starting to get hungry, too. And the sky was getting cloudy.
But the worst thing was that there was nothing to distract her. She had studied the manor's exterior extensively already. Even the sharp eyes of a cat couldn't spot anything she hadn't noticed before: the door to the kitchen, the ivy covering parts of the southern wall - a ready-made route to the roof, from which she could easily reach any windowsill or balcony on the upper floor - and the porch overlooking the garden, with the glass doors - reinforced by spells, of course - leading into a large hall behind it.
There wasn't even a grasshopper or mouse to distract her, she lamented as she hung her head - and jerked, eyes wide. No!
Yes. Another raindrop hit her head. And another her shoulder. Large, heavy,
cold ones. She shook her fur, but more and more icy, watery bombs rained down upon her. Her first instinct was to retreat to the forest, change back and conjure a roof over her head. Or take out her tent. She could always come back once the rain was gone.
But she was on a mission. Bulstrode might let Matheus out once the rain stopped - her sorry excuse for a cat certainly could use the exercise - and even a dull witch like Bulstrode might wonder why Hermione wasn't wet and miserable shortly after such a rainstorm.
On the other hand, no sane cat would remain in the open in this weather - the ground was becoming wet already! That would mean mud on her paws and fur!
She dashed towards the forest. The trees had lost their leaves, but there was enough undergrowth with foliage left to still offer some shelter against the rain.
Some shelter, she thought half an hour later. Some insufficient, useless
parody of shelter. The leaves of the bush under which she was hiding collected the raindrops into little streams of cold water that fell down on her like a miniature waterfall. And each time she moved a little to avoid the icy shower, her paws dug deeper into the mud. She was in hell. In a cold, wet hell for cats.
But she knew one thing: If the dog joked about what she had had to suffer through for this heist, she would claw his nose off!
*****
Hermione Granger almost missed that the rain had ended. She was thoroughly soaked, cold and it seemed that no matter how she moved, some water was always hitting her face. But she finally noticed the amount of cold water dropping on her had lessened. And when she raised her head to look at the garden in front of her, she noticed that the puddles weren't being hit by raindrops at all - the rain had stopped!
She shot out from under the bush - whose foliage was still directing its collected water towards her - and into the garden, where she shook herself, then started to get the water out of her fur.
She had barely begun when she heard the door to the manor's kitchen open, followed by Bulstrode's loud voice: "What's the matter, Matheus? It's stopped raining; don't you want to go out into the garden?"
Hermione dashed forward to the wardline. If that stupid tomcat decided to stay inside, making her wait even longer in this muddy feline hell, she would claw his eyes out next time she caught him!
But no, for once, luck was with her - the huge, ungainly form of Bulstrode, herding that pampered house cat towards the garden, soon appeared in Hermione's view. And she in Bulstrode's.
Hermione put on the best miserable, pitiful expression she could - which didn't require much of an effort - and miaowed.
"Merlin's beard! Were you caught in the rain, you poor thing?" Bulstrode exclaimed.
Hermione miaowed again.
"You'll freeze to death out here! Come on, I'll take you in!"
Hermione almost purred when she heard the witch. Part one of her mission was accomplished.
*****
London, Ministry of Magic, October 15th, 1998
Harry Potter frowned as he looked at the clock on the wall in the break room. It reminded him that he could have gone home early today, thanks to the overtime he did yesterday, but there wasn't much point in doing so. Hermione was already in Magical France on that errand for Jeanne. At least she would be safe there. He glanced at Ron, but his friend was busy talking to Luna on their mirror. The privacy charm Ron had cast before activating the mirror prevented Harry from overhearing their conversation, but given that Ron had used such a charm, Harry was probably better off not knowing what they were talking about.
Even if it served to remind him that he was still single because Hermione apparently was shyer than he had thought. For all her often blunt honesty when it concerned academics, politics or his life, she refused to say anything about the attraction between them. Maybe he should reconsider his decision…
The door opened, and he had drawn his wand before he recognised the witch entering. He smoothly - more or less - moved his wand before she could realise that it was pointed at her and summoned the teapot. "Hey, Bathilda. Come, sit down!"
"Thanks!" She flashed him a smile and took a seat opposite him, glancing at Ron, who was reholstering his wand, attention already focused on the mirror again.
"He's talking to his girlfriend at Hogwarts," Harry explained. "Privately."
"Ah." She summoned her own cup from the rack and filled it. "Must be nice to have a mirror like that."
Harry shrugged. "It's nicer to have a girlfriend. I mean," he caught himself, "it wouldn't be much good without someone you really want to talk to every day, but can't visit."
"In other words, a Hogwarts student." She grinned.
"Or someone in a foreign country," Harry added.
"It works over such a distance?" She looked more impressed than envious now, he noted.
"I don't actually know," Harry admitted. "I'd have to ask Sirius."
"Ah." She leaned back, sipping from her cup. "So, how's working with Mad-Eye? Heard you pulled an all-nighter yesterday."
"No. Just a couple hours overtime," Harry corrected her. "Chased a lead, which turned out to be a bust." Bathilda didn't need to know about the cottage.
"Tough." She nodded in apparent sympathy.
"What about you?" Harry asked when she didn't say anything else.
She shrugged. "The usual. Dawlish's keeping me busy with all kinds of paperwork - says it's best to learn that when you don't need to actually file it. Fewer mistakes and less stress."
Harry chuckled. "In other words, boring busywork."
She laughed. "Exactly. But I now know how to correctly request a sailing yacht from Supplies."
"A sailing yacht?" They had a sailing yacht in storage? He raised his eyebrows at her.
"Yes. Apparently, a hundred years ago, the then Department Head decided that a sailing yacht was exactly what the DMLE needed."
More like what the Department Head decided they wanted, Harry thought as he shook his head.
"I'm sure I can find something even weirder if I look through all our forms." Bathilda grinned.
"Wouldn't surprise me. And that's not counting the vaults in the Department of Mysteries." He saw her frown at that and tilted his head slightly. "Something wrong?"
"No." She snorted, then brushed back a lock of her hair and blew on her tea. "It just reminded me of Gringotts."
"The vaults?"
"Yes. With all the tension, my family worries about our gold in their vaults. What if they declare war and take it? We'd stomp the little buggers flat, but that wouldn't get us back our gold if they'd already spent it."
"Ah." He nodded and refilled his own cup.
"And we don't have a vault at home so we can't take out too much gold; it wouldn't be safe. Not with that master thief on the loose." Bathilda pressed her lips together.
She shared Dawlish's opinion about the burglary in Knockturn Alley, Harry noted. "Tough." He felt slightly guilty - the Blacks had secure vaults at home. Although he hadn't thought of transferring the Potter gold there. Maybe he should.
"Yeah. I've heard that some of the Old Families offer the use of their manors' vaults to their lesser relatives. But we aren't related to an Old Family, so that's not an option." She scoffed. "Probably wouldn't be worth it, anyway."
"What?" Harry frowned. "If they're charging money for the use of their vaults, then that would violate the treaty with Gringotts." And breaking the goblins' monopoly on banking would certainly be a casus belli.
"They don't charge gold, but we'd owe them a favour. And they would get to decide when we'd paid them back." Bathilda sighed.
Especially with their gold held in someone else's vault. Harry shook his head at the mess, and once more felt slightly guilty about the privileges he had thanks to being Sirius's nephew.
*****
Bulstrode Manor, Berkshire, Britain, October 15th, 1998
Harry should take a few lessons from Bulstrode in how to treat a stray, Hermione Granger thought as she finished the bowl of finely cut chicken meat, garnished with some freshly cut herbs from the garden, before sitting down on the soft silken cushion she had been given. The witch certainly knew how to make a cat feel at home.
"There you go!" Bulstrode cooed. "Now you're looking like a fine cat again!"
Hermione sniffed. Her bedraggled appearance had been planned, not an accident.
"Are you still cold?" Bulstrode drew her wand and Hermione flinched. "Oh, don't be scared! I'm just checking your health. This is a wand, not some stick. I bet those dirty muggles hit you!"
Bulstrode knew how to treat a cat, but she was still a bigot. Hermione reminded herself that she shouldn't feel guilty for exploiting the witch's fondness for cats. She was here for a heist, not to be pampered. That didn't mean, of course, that she wouldn't learn that Fur-Cleaning Charm that made baths obsolete at the first opportunity - Crookshanks would adore it; he loathed it when she had to use the Scouring Charm on his fur.
*****
A nice, long nap on that soft, warm cushion later, Hermione Granger was on the prowl. She had a new territory to explore, and a heist to pull off. Or, at least, a heist to prepare. Tail and head held high, she left Bulstrode's room. Matheus was in the corridor, half-hidden behind a drape there, and greeted her with a hiss. She growled and took a few steps towards him, which was enough to make him run away as if his tail were on fire. Stupid tomcat.
Bulstrode Manor was large - larger than Grimmauld Place by far - but as Hermione strolled through the corridors and peered in the rooms with open doors she passed, she couldn't make out any signs of Extension Charms being used. Not many doors were open, though. At least not on the first floor, where her mark and the rest of her family had their rooms.
Downstairs, though, things were different. She already knew her way to the kitchen and investigated the dining room on the way there. A house-elf was setting the table, struggling with the heavy china and silverware. She stopped to check where they would be stored - they were so coming with her once she left this house - and made a mental note before continuing on her way.
As she had expected, the ground floor housed more people. Either guests not worthy of the guest rooms on the first floor, or hired help. She bet on the latter, and since the Bulstrodes had at least one house-elf in their employ, that probably meant guards.
Following the chatter her fine ears picked up from far away, she quickly found the servant's quarters and peered inside through the gap left by the door. Indeed, the half a dozen wizards and witches sitting around a table, playing cards, certainly didn't look like house servants. They looked as if they were a class above the kind of thug you found in Knockturn Alley. But they also were, across the band, taller than average, and more muscled. And there was a faint but definite resemblance to the owners of the manor.
It looked like the Bulstrodes liked to keep their security in the - albeit distant - family, Hermione deduced. That didn't change anything, of course. She snuck inside and looked around. Eight beds in alcoves - the first Extension Charms she spotted - and all looked used. No sign of a kitchen, so they'd be fed by the regular staff. No sign of a schedule or map with patrol routes either, though. She hated it when people were so unorganised.
"Hey! What's that?" She looked up. One of the guards was pointing his wand at her.
"Stow it, you fool!" another, older guard snapped. "Do you want to tell Millicent you cursed her cat?"
"She'd break you in half," a third added with a chuckle.
"That's not her cat," the first insisted.
"It's her new cat. The girl found a stray shivering in the rain today and adopted her on the spot," the older guard explained.
The third snorted. "Must be a stupid cat to not get out of the rain. I bet it's eating better than we do, though."
She took a few steps forward and made as if to paw at the wand still aimed at her.
"Hey!" The wand was hastily withdrawn while the other guards laughed and Hermione strolled out of the room. There were more parts of the manor to explore.
*****
"Another cat! As if one weren't enough already!"
Bulstrode's father was huge. Not as huge as Hagrid, but he was easily the second-largest man Hermione Granger had seen to date. He made Bulstrode appear dainty, and his wife, while on the taller side, looked positively petite next to him.
And he didn't like cats! She stretched in her spot near the door to show that she didn't care about his opinion.
"I found her in the rain, all hungry and shivering. She must have run away from muggles - her fur was too well-groomed for her to have grown up in the wild."
The brute grunted. "Nothing good comes from muggles!"
Hermione glared at him.
"She's a cat, not a mudblood, father!" Bulstrode said, stating the obvious and displaying her bigotry at the same time. Hermione didn't feel as bad about robbing them blind now. Not that that would have stopped her anyway - not only had they framed her and tried to ruin her family, but she knew what they and their friends were doing to prevent the direly needed reform of Wizarding Britain.
"And she looks cute," the mother added, "if a little bushy. You'll have to brush her daily."
"Black cats bring bad luck," the father grumbled.
"That's a
muggle superstition, mon chéri," the mother chided him. Hermione took note of the form of address.
Which settled the discussion. Hermione hoped to hear more interesting information, but the rest of the talk was about Bulstrode's brother Eric, who was currently on his Grand Tour - for the second year - and apparently reluctant to return home just because - or perhaps because, Hermione added - a number of Death Eaters might be threatening the family.
She stayed anyway and let Bulstrode pick her up and carry her to her room. To keep up the charade, of course - she wasn't a pampered, spoiled house cat like Matheus.
*****
Hermione Granger sneaked out of Bulstrode's room, waited until the guard passing in the corridor had turned the corner leading to the stairs, checked left and right - no sign or whiff of that tomcat - and changed. A moment later, she was standing there, clad in her catsuit, mask on, and stretched, back in her human body for the first time since that morning. As she had observed as a cat, the guard would return in fifteen minutes; ample time to search the first floor for curses and traps, and enter the rooms she hadn't been able to explore as a cat. Fortunately, there were very few portraits. That would facilitate her mission.
Somewhere on this floor had to be the library.
She activated the detection spells on her mask, disillusioned herself and studied the corridor. No spells on the ground - she expected that - but the windows were secured with strong charms and curses, as far as she could tell from a quick glance. The drapes, though, were free of spells and would make good hiding spots for a cat who wasn't as inept as Matheus.
Fourteen minutes left. She checked the rooms next to Bulstrode's. One was larger and filled with Quidditch paraphernalia - all of it Puddlemere United but for last year's Holyhead Harpies Calendar - and haphazardly arranged books and magazines. That had to be Bulstrode's brother's room. The other was a smaller room, furnished and decorated in that impersonal style shared by guest rooms and hotel rooms the world over. No spells on either door, but Bulstrode Jr's desk was covered with spells. Ineptly cast spells, she quickly realised, probably by the owner himself. It was unlikely to be hiding anything of value, she thought, but if she had time during the heist, she would check it anyway.
Ten minutes left. She sneaked over to the other wing, past the two guards in the centre who were paying more attention to their whispered dispute over Quidditch than to their surroundings. Another guest room, and another and - finally - the manor's library. To think the Bulstrodes were keeping their books in a room past the guest rooms! Barbarians! Those books would find a better home in her own library! Even though it would take some time to get through the spells guarding them.
Four minutes left. She quickly checked the remaining two rooms - a study and a music room, which surprised her - then changed when she heard footsteps on the stairs nearby. When the guard turned the corner, a clever cat was hidden behind the drapes in the corridors.
It took the guard two minutes to pass through both wings. Rather sloppy, she thought. Not that she was complaining. But enough time for a fleet-footed cat to dash downstairs and hide behind the pillar in the entrance hall, next to that heavily guarded door leading to the basement. She watched the guard descend from the first floor, pass the fireplace - where the Bulstrodes had very recently installed a Thief's Downfall, which must have cost a fortune - and take up a spot next to the main door. A minute later, the other guard standing there went outside for his own patrol, complaining about the cold as if there were no warming charms to deal with that.
She studied the angles and fields of visions, then nodded. Even as a human, she wouldn't be visible from the entrance when she stood right behind the pillar. And any marker from the Human-Presence-revealing Spell would also be hidden. Sloppy architecture. But then, not many would be able to reach the pillar unseen. And the guard would only have to stretch his legs a little to spot her.
She changed and activated her detection spells again, then silently hissed. Those were heavy wards - and just on the door leading down to the basement. And she would only be able to study them in increments of ten minutes, between the patrols of the guards at the door. Analysing the spells might take her all night.
Although, she thought as she pointed her wand at the door, Bulstrode would certainly let a sleeping cat sleep.
*****
Four hours and sixteen interruptions later, a very tired cat padded into the kitchen and approached her water bowl. She changed, vanished the water in the bowl, then pulled out a vial from one of her suit's enchanted pockets. She crouched down and carefully tipped the vial, filling the bowl with the Hair - or, in this case, Fur - Dyeing Potion.
A minute later, the bowl was licked clean, and a black cat was on her way back to Bulstrode's room for a very well-deserved nap.
*****
London, No 12 Grimmauld Place, October 16th, 1998
Sitting at the kitchen table, Harry Potter was reading the latest issue of the Daily Prophet when he felt four light pricks on his leg. "You've been fed," he said, without looking down.
He felt another four, not so light, pricks. And a slight tugging.
This time he looked down. "Crookshanks, Hermione will be annoyed with me if you gain too much weight in her absence."
In response, the fat, ugly monster got up on his hind legs, putting both front paws on his thigh, and miaowed. It wasn't very moving - but all the tomcat's claws were out, and if Harry pushed him away, he would leave scratches on his thigh and trousers. And Crookshanks wouldn't stop anyway.
Sighing, Harry gave in. "Alright, let me get up and get you another bowl of food."
Crookshanks released his leg at once and dashed to his feeding bowl, tail twitching eagerly. It was peculiar, Harry mused as he filled the bowl with more of the gourmet cat food Hermione insisted they bought, that Crookshanks could understand him perfectly when it was about food, but never when it concerned shredded furniture.
The fat cat dug in without acknowledging him, and Harry shook his head. "I wish Hermione were back already, you know?"
The cat didn't react in any way.
"Not just because she would be taking care of you, of course. I miss her." Harry bent down. "You also miss her, don't you?"
Crookshanks didn't even look up at him.
Snorting, Harry straightened. "Well, at least you've never tried to eat Mr Biggles."
A barking noise drew his attention. Hedwig was staring at him, then turned her head to stare at her bowl.
Harry closed his eyes. "Not you, too. You'll get too fat to fly if you try to match Crookshanks!"
His jealous owl just barked again.
*****
Bulstrode Manor, Berkshire, Britain, October 17th, 1998
Hermione Granger had everything worked out. The guards' schedule, their patrol routes, their locations and even their names. The house-elf quarters. The portraits she'd have to vanish. And her own route and timing. And that there were no ghosts to worry about. All that was left was waiting until Bulstrode's mother stopped by to check on the witch on her way to bed, and Hermione could start the heist. If only Bulstrode wasn't reading a stupid robe-ripper! After thirty minutes of listening to the witch gasp and giggle, Hermione was very tempted to spoil the ending for her. Or simply change and stun her.
Finally, the mother made her appearance, inquired after the stupid tomcat, petted her, told Bulstrode not to stay up too long and retired to her own bedroom.
Hermione waited ten more minutes, just in case, then changed and stunned the witch before Bulstrode even noticed her. Hermione checked her watch, stunned Bulstrode again - the family had a giant among their ancestors, and those were resistant to magic, after all - then changed again and sneaked out to wait behind the drapes at the corner, outside the field of view of any of the paintings, until the first patrol passed her.
She couldn't just stun the guard from behind, alas - they checked in with each other at each corner. She had to time this just right. And this was the wrong guard anyway.
Fifteen minutes later, she spotted another guard approaching. The one who had complained about the food. Perfect! She crouched down, pressing her belly against the carpet and tucking in her paws, until the man had passed her. And as soon as he had tapped the enchanted necklace he wore and told the others where he was, she rose, changing in a smooth motion, and silently stunned him from behind.
She managed to catch him before he fell to the ground with a levitation spell cast on his clothing and then levitated him to the next guest room. The clock was ticking. She quickly cast another Stunner and a full Body-Bind Curse, followed by conjured ropes for good measure - he was a Bulstrode too, if distantly related - then plucked one of his hairs and dashed out of the room. She managed to retrieve and prime the vial of Polyjuice Potion while running, only stopping to pull out a spare robe and change it into the guard's robes before swallowing the potion - drinking that particular potion while running would only end up with her on the floor in a tangled heap of limbs; she knew that from experience.
Even so, she was just thirty seconds behind the man's usual time when she reached the stairs leading down to the entrance hall.
And, as she had expected, the other guard hadn't even noticed the slight delay - he was too busy casting Warming Charms. Another Stunner took him down when he opened the door. She quickly stunned him again, vanished the sleeping portrait overlooking the entrance hall, then pulled the guard outside and bound him - his charms would keep him from freezing.
Two down. And ten minutes left until the next check-in. She rushed to the guards' quarters.
She cleared her throat, pulled out a box from her pockets and entered. "Hey!" she called out, her new, deep voice sounding strange to her ears.
"Anton?" The oldest guard glared at her. "What are you doing here?"
She frowned at him. "I'm here to share a little gift from the elves." She held the box up. "A perfectly good cake that Basilus didn't like."
"Oh!" One of the guards shot up and reached for the box. "Let's see what it is!"
'It' was a perfectly duplicated chocolate cake that the Bulstrodes had enjoyed after dinner, but the guards didn't know that. And neither did they know that it was laced with Sleeping Draught.
"Don't be greedy!" she admonished the man. "There's enough for everyone."
"Leave some for the others," the old guard - Theo - ordered.
"I'll bring them a slice each on my next patrol," Hermione said, picking up a slice for herself as two eager men reached for the box. But the guard in charge and the witch on the bed in the alcove to the left didn't look like they would be eating.
So she faked taking a bite, waited until the two guards with her dropped unconscious, and let herself collapse as well.
"Merlin's Arse!" the old guard shouted. "Someone poisoned the cake!"
"I've got a bezoar!" Hermione heard the witch yell. Perfect.
When someone grabbed her shoulder and turned her around, she just had to point her wand and cast. The witch who had been about to stuff a bezoar down her throat collapsed. She flicked her wand around and her next Stunner caught the old guard in the process of trying to help the other guards.
Six down. Two to go. Four minutes left. She double-stunned and bound all four, conjured a plate, put two slices on it, and went off to deal with the remaining guards on the first floor.
She found them with their wands drawn. "You're late," the witch told her.
"The elves gave us some leftover cake," she replied, holding out the tray.
Ten minutes later, after having also taken care of the house-elves, she was breaking through the wards on the main bedroom. They were strong and well-cast, but not particularly inventive. It took her half an hour to open the door, and thirty seconds to stun the sleeping Basilus Bulstrode and his French wife.
And five minutes to secure the huge wizard to a conjured metal chair with chains even a half-giant wouldn't be able to break.
Hermione smiled as she pointed her wand at him.
"Ennervate!"
*****