Hmm. I'm not really sure. I first found SB off of TvTropes fanfic recs at some point in 2012. I'm not sure what My original fanfiction.net account was, but checking my old unused emails (which, ye gods, have thousands of unread emails, half of which seem to be just updates from manga scan sites for manga I don't even read anymore), I did manage to find the password and username for my second one.
My old fanfic.net profile was apparently made early in the summer of 2012. Gods, I was apparently one of those people who post a ridiculous amount of stupid shit one there user page. Just looking through it quickly, I have: most of the Evil Overlord List, (and the other genre savvy lists), a punch of stupid "man laws", two surveys, that thing about a student who wrote a paper on hell with a punchline about having sex with someone last night, and a bunch of other stupid things.
The first fic is a bunch of snippets by the guy who wrote [Not Quite As Planned]. The next fic is actually EarthScorpion's [The Fearful Void], which isn't that bad. Maybe I did have okay taste.
After that is a Naruto fic I can't remember at all called [Sage of the Seventh Path], which doesn't have a summary that gives off a particularly good impression.
Most people would have called it "The Worst Day Of Their Lives". But to Naruto It's The start of something wonderful. After all, what's good doesn't have to be pleasant and once you hit rock bottom the only way to go is up, right? Watch as one bad day...saves the world. Naru/Hina. Minor AU Chapters 1-20 31-33 BETA'd
Still, first impressions aren't everything, so looking at the other information I can gatehr without actually startign the first chapter, "Sage of the Seventh Path" is apparently a M rated 129,000 or so word Adventure/Romance story, with the main characters listed as Naruto and Hinata (paired together), and interestingly enough Jiraiya and Sasuke. Maybe it isn't so bad after all.
Opening it up, I notice adjective!character, and quickly nope the fuck out of there