Silver W. King

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  d.fish

• Yesterday at 6:17 PM

I was reading a story, and a line popped out to me like a bitch slap I didn't expect:

"His gait held such confidence that he appeared like the lawyer in the OJ Simpson murder trial who pulled out the glove."

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  d.fish

• Thursday at 7:10 PM

"Earth is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mars."

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  d.fish

• Thursday at 9:03 AM

You looked at a pretty girl one day, causing you to isekai and become a prettiest girl, but then you found out you just became the main heroine (victim) (target) of multiple dating sim story lines at the same time!

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  d.fish

• Tuesday at 10:10 PM

One day, you drank a sip of water, causing you to isekai and gain the pure and innocent powers of hypnosis, perception change, time stop, tentacles, x-ray vision, panty note, seduction scent, dream walking, illusions, and even sharingan

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  Silver W. King

• Tuesday at 11:43 AM

I need to stop reading Yugioh fics. They give me bad ideas. Like writing them.

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  Midnightson41

• Sunday at 2:09 AM

Hi I know you probably don't like getting messages about your Old Stories but I had a Idea for Making a Video Game Company to Get My Waifu that I just had to tell you about it.

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  d.fish

• Jun 20, 2025

After isekaing to DXD, you didn't have any cheats or tricks, using your human mortal coil and the wisp of will within the low tier sacred gear you were born with, you fought in two world wars and survived numerous disasters, finally grinded your way up to inheriting and then becoming the new God of the Bible. Just then, you hear a sound, "Ding! Your isekai cheat has arrived!"

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  d.fish

• Jun 19, 2025

So some stories call the middle finger the "international greeting of good will" that a modern protagonist offers traditional big bads, so some stories that are scifi or high fantasy or whatever that go into space and stuff call the middle finger the "interstellar greeting of good will"

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  d.fish

• Jun 18, 2025

One day, while driving a truck and contributing to the God of Isekai's KPI and earning a commission on each isekai by driving on sidewalks rather than streets, a system matchmaking error occurred, causing you to crash into your sales rival, a dumptruck driver, causing you to isekai along with your isekai truck

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  d.fish

• Jun 18, 2025

"Do you like me?"
"I... I don't know."
"Then do you hate me?"
"I don't?"
"Then you like me."
"Is this what liking is like?"
"Yes, now let's get married."

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  Silver W. King

• Jun 17, 2025

None of the Celestial Jump Chains have stuff from One Piece or Haki!

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  d.fish

• Jun 16, 2025

There's a saying that all isekai protagonists, in reality, are all arrogant, proclaiming themselves as chosen ones or whatever. But on the other monkey's paw, if you isekai and you have a cheat, and your ambitions are still the same, isn't that a waste of an isekai?

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  d.fish

• Jun 14, 2025

While delivering pizza, you accidentally touched the customer's butt, causing her to slap you, which made you isekai as Pizza Time Spider-Man!

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  d.fish

• Jun 12, 2025

Bad news: Sir already has girlfriends!

Good news: Sir has more than one girlfriend! I still have a chance!

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  ZurigaSungama

• Jun 12, 2025

Reincarnated as Bill Gates in 2017, but if you don't discover David Koch's credit card number before he dies in 2019, you die forever!

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  d.fish

• Jun 11, 2025

is yellow
has red cheeks
super effective against water

spongebob is a pikachu

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  d.fish

• Jun 10, 2025

I always thought it would've made more sense if "kid flash's" name was "speedy", like that name has nothing to do with shooting arrows

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  d.fish

• Jun 10, 2025

("ಡωಡ")

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  d.fish

• Jun 9, 2025

"Creation is always more difficult than destruction, just like how taking a shit is harder than eating a shit."

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  d.fish

• Jun 9, 2025

Whenever encountering a foe who likes to show off, it's time to summon all the Silvers across the multiverses for a Gang Up of Justice!

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  d.fish

• Jun 7, 2025

One day, while touching grass, you found a five-leaf clover, causing you to split into five like reverse Captain Planet, and isekai to five different settings, however, in every different world, you are a cat.

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  d.fish

• Jun 6, 2025

One day, you didn't hold your Switch 2 steady while in bed and it fell flat on your face, causing you to isekai to 1925 with a PokéMart cheat system, allowing you to sell Pokémon to kind hearted people, but you soon lost your way, instead of a poor traveling adventurer, you became the founder of the largest conglomerate in the world, richer than the richest country's ten year GDP instead, alas...

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  d.fish

• Jun 3, 2025

One day, you ate some dark chocolate so bitter that you isekaied and became an Ultimate Being™ and Big Bad™ in a kaiju/sentai/mahou shoujo multiverse, and you gained a cheat-like ability to absorb negative emotions as purest energy. Thus you became a teacher, when you save your students from fires, you also brought an extra copy of homework in case "it got burnt"

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  d.fish

• Jun 3, 2025

One day, you accidentally tripped while going out to touch grass, and because the ground was very hard, your soul split off into ten pieces and nine pieces of your soul was isekaied to other multiverses. Now you have ten bodies in ten different places, but they all happen to be regular humans in scary settings that face world destruction every so often, moreover, you now have ten moms and seventy fiancées

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  d.fish

• Jun 2, 2025

After isekai, your new mom panicked after seeing that you didn't even have a girlfriend after graduating from kindergarten, so she went and got you seven betrothals with seven princesses with magic powers. When you asked your mom, she said she's just a regular mom, don't worry about it.

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  d.fish

• May 30, 2025

Lmao this descriptor in that story jumped out at me, "He was so happy at the compliment from the woman of his dreams that his eyes lit up, like a dog who has just seen shit, eager to pounce and eat."

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  d.fish

• May 30, 2025

killing succubuses can turn you into a cute girl

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  d.fish

• May 29, 2025

So this one story I read this other day, the MC has Harry Potter magic and Superman powers, and he's like an orphan kid, growing up in an orphanage in Gotham, and writer has him save an equally tween Zatanna, fight beside tween Bruce Wayne, etc. and MC's like, Zatanna is pretty cute, but writer has her only have eyes for Bruce, and it's like self-NTRing for 50 chapters

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  d.fish

• May 28, 2025

Creatures like sisters are meant to be doted on.

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2025

Lmao this other loki tossing around green guy and then leaving a "puny hulk"