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Cambrian
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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male

Started a new original novel, please check it out! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/the-soul-engine-original-fantasy.23829/ Sep 11, 2023

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    1. KennUCV
      KennUCV
      Good Day Cambrian. Huge fans of yours. I would love to know if you'll continue your Vali master series, especially the GOT one(A Tale of Blood and Monsters). There aren't that many quality GOT fics out there...
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Heya! Never say never, but I will say that it's not on my radar atm. I might pick it back up one day, but I currently have no plans to do so I'm afraid.
        Jan 18, 2024
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      3. KennUCV
        KennUCV
        Yeah kind of expected that. You wouldn't be opposed to having it commissioned someday, will you? So I can start saving up :)
        Jan 18, 2024
      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Heh maybe, but no promises. Commissions are currently closed and will be for the foreseeable future. The price is also 5 cents per word at the moment even if they do reopen and I know that can be pretty prohibitive to most people.
        Jan 18, 2024
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    2. Rikov
      Rikov
      recently watched a critique of Rings of Power, specifically of that godawful mockery of Galadriel, and i was wondering - would she count as enough of a gods-favorite-princess mary sue for that uruk fic you wrote a while back?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        probably, never watched RoP
        Jan 11, 2024
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      3. Rikov
        Rikov
        please don't, the plot contrivances will eat your brain cells
        Jan 11, 2024
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    3. Verygood
    4. Jack-0w0-Rabbit
      Jack-0w0-Rabbit
      Happy New Year!
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    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      "If I want to do something to you, can you resist? Besides, even if you scream, no one will hear you!"
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    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      I mean, there's practically no way to turn the ship around now. It's not like they can pull a Marvel, despite how similar the situation is; you know, here's a Metzen, there's a Stan Lee, acquisition by MSFT, acquisition by DIS, lots of IPs, lots of IPs... there's no "Iron Man" kind of product to turn it around, you know? And before that, there was a Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy, but what's here? An Overwatch 2?
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      Maybe after Kotick leaves, it'll get worse.
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    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      "WoW players are very resilient and profitable customers. They are getting exactly what they deserve."
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    9. d.fish
      d.fish
      hmmm inses seggs mmm
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
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    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      "It's alright if I die alone in this life, but god forbid and hells help me if any of my friends find love!"
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    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      nu uh
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    13. Mr. Dyeus
      Mr. Dyeus
      D.Fish is the cleaning lady for Cambrian's profile posts
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    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      mark so lucky he the main character cuz if he wuz anyone else he ded, like fr fr ded
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      2. neostardustdragon101
        neostardustdragon101
        Who Mark Grayson
        Nov 28, 2023
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    15. xbox432
      xbox432
      Just wanted to say thanks for writing “Interspecies Relations!”, your Seton Academy story. I know it's old, but when I saw a post on the series and went looking? Yours was the only fic worth reading. There may have been a snippet here and there, but they weren't much and certainly nowhere near as well written. Shame that a show like that never achieved any popularity... Take care dude, thanks for the entertainment!
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    16. TheGamerShin
      TheGamerShin
      Hello! What happened to your fanfiction account? And what website has all your stories?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Heya, they deleted me off of FF. This website and HF have all my stories, even more than FF did in fact. Archive of Our Own and Scribble Hub also have some of my work, I'm slowly in the process of reposting my catalog on those two websites.
        Nov 18, 2023
      3. Rikov
        Rikov
        really wish there was an easy way to just download all your stuff off HF. half my favs on there are your stories lol
        Nov 18, 2023
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    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      But a lot of stories are like this, they start with one eye catching joke or fun plot point, but they can't really string together a story for shit, you know, it loses you, makes you skim, and blank out, and ugh so disappointing
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Its weird, I thought I had a really cool eye catching plot hook for The Soul Engine, but now fifty chapters in I get people who tell me that the start actually almost turned them off to the story but they're glad they pushed past it and kept going because it got better.

        And I'm just like "THE START WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HOOK FFS"
        Nov 17, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        a hook that doesn't complement the story tends to be a detriment lol

        but all things need to consider the degree of which you do things

        it's like avengers endgame, you know, the big scene where everyone shows up, you waited 10 years for it

        but do the same thing in dragonflight and it's just cringe, not even the scalies cared about warcraft like that
        Nov 18, 2023
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      Saw this one gamer story where the newbie MC was tossed into a maintenance shop to fix guns, and the first gun he gets from a gang member has the durability -99/100 lmao what how'd it get negative hahahaha
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      So I'm writing a silly story, and I'm kinda, sorta, gonna use you again, we coo?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        lol go ahead
        Nov 16, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        lmao exactly like this
        Nov 16, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        lemme pull you into the convo

        it kinda shitty writing, but it fun
        Nov 16, 2023
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    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      Three Master of Death Harry Potters walk into a bar,
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      There's actually more stories here of a different subgenre of the "I'm an NPC" type, it's where the MC is the maker of the game, or on some level the channel for which players enter the game world, and usually a portion of what players gain (levels, exp, etc.) can be translated into "IRL", and the MC has to worry about running the "world"
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        It's either OP isekai or... that's about it
        Nov 12, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        I just see now that there's a lot of new emotional entanglements that should arise from adulthood, and the ways to deal with them with the power over death tend to be new and unexplored
        Nov 12, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        For example, "Ginny cheats on Harry" tends to be a common trope, but inflicting physical pain is so... mundane... muggle even. As the master of death, you could pull an entire life's experience on to her, make her regret, self-blame, you know, delicious emotional pain
        Nov 12, 2023
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      So after the players ran away to the safe zone, Edwin Vancleef forced on them an undroppable quest to kill 2000 of those newbie level 2 kobolds, and the reward was 1 exp lmao
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      I saw this other one where players who enter the game are, to the natives, basically eldritch horrors, and like, one of the things they have to do is hide that they are players or abnormal or whatever
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        There's a massive audience for anything with levels and gameification, tbh. Even places like QQ and SB and the other forum websites, that sort of thing is huge among certain readers, but on top of that, its ginormous on RR in the form of the LitRPG category. Entire writing careers have been launched off of LitRPG on RR.
        Nov 11, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        I can kind of understand the desire for gameification, just like how games that realistically portray romance don't do as well as games that make romance about how many gifts you give a girl. It's just, you know, the "I'm in the game as an NPC" seems like a very small subgenre, you know?
        Nov 11, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        And it doesn't seem like it could become anything of literary value or, I don't know, drama? Like, it's hard to feel stakes or investment of feelings? I dunno, I just feel there's a barrier there that stops it from having more than a large niche audience
        Nov 11, 2023
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      The one I read most recently is basically like if the skills you learn can be used IRL, but you can't just pay gold in game, you gotta do the thing to get the skills, and the MC is Edwin Vancleef, but he goes camping Northshire Valley, and gives quests, but withholds 95% of the rewards, and he aphrodisiaced Lady Katrana Prestor at the start, and now she's in love with him
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Lmao, had a youtube video where someone took the first 15 chapters of one of my fics and fed it through TTS linked to me this week. Whats funny is its just pure smut xD
        Nov 10, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yeah, I think these were TTS too, but I guess TTS works better with Chinese for some reason because they could inflect with more emotion than English TTS, so it's... passable? It's pretty good for already 'fast food' kind of stories, anyway, though absolutely disgusting if it's, you know, 'poisonous' stories that are awful in some way
        Nov 10, 2023
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      5. Reno Geno
        Reno Geno
        Ah a lot of those probably spawned from a Webnovel called The Legendary Mechanic which is a somewhat Sci-Fi Fantasy story. I don't know if it started the huge I'm an NPC and I can give quest and shit in an MMO thing. But it sure did popularized it. I remember finding tons of copycats after it got famous or popular enough I guess.
        Dec 27, 2023
    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      I still see these "I became an NPC in a MMO that has some feedback with the real world" type stories pop up every so often
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        But the only one I can thing of that works that I'd keep reading, outside of it being a good story innately, are ones set in MMOs that really exist, like wow
        Nov 10, 2023
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      D'ya think there's still any future in MCU fanfics
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Not with the new MCU nah. Time Travel fics that revisit the first ten years of the MCU are still my jam tho
        Nov 10, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yeah, I still see a lot of MCU fanfics in China set around the 2012 Avengers 1 era, usually mixed with Gwen Stacy on some level because she's the favorite best girl and gets the best statistics on these web novel sites here
        Nov 10, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        I guess I just think it'd be a difficult challenge to write a good story based on, well, what's new, so I guess, kinda interested to see what the best would be like
        Nov 10, 2023
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    27. Mr. Dyeus
      Mr. Dyeus
      The Cambrian Curse... Symptoms are LEWD
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    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      Sigh. Finished CP again. The good thing about CP is that, I guess, there's no good endings. It took me a long time to come to terms with that. No wish fulfillment. There's momentary rushes, you know, memorable scenes and happy times, but it doesn't last. Bittersweet is the most memorable, but it takes some life experience to really enjoy it. Kinda like, I guess, Forrest Gump or Shawshank Redemption. Hm.
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      2. Mr. Dyeus
        Mr. Dyeus
        Can wish fulfillment be the end of a story? When I finished Red Dead I felt a feeling of having finally found peace
        Nov 6, 2023
      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Not gonna lie, that is not a good acronym for Cyberpunk lmfao.

        Also funnily enough, I'm currently plotting out a wish fulfillment Cyberpunk 2077 Time Travel fic.
        Nov 6, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yeah, I did find peace with the story at the end, especially the new ending, but it also makes me angry and sad :(
        Nov 6, 2023
    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      There's probably some images out there on the internet where Optimus Prime has a dump truck ass if you know what I mean
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      2. Mr. Dyeus
        Mr. Dyeus
        Optimus Thick In "Transformers: In Search of Dump Truck"
        Nov 6, 2023
    30. Praetor98
      Praetor98
      I got referred to you by Cpt. Tagon. I might have a commission for you regarding a Strike Witches lemon I was thinking of.
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Sorry lol, but I get that request almost daily. If I did that, I'd have about 30 people I needed to let know before you even. I also don't know when I'll be taking new commissions.

        Also it should probably be said, since you might not know, but my price is 5 cents per word, which is $50 per 1000 words and a bit prohibitive for some people.
        Nov 3, 2023
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      4. Praetor98
        Praetor98
        Do you know anybody who'd be free then?
        Nov 3, 2023
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      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Not really, no. Don't have that much contact with my peers if I'm being honest
        Nov 3, 2023
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