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Cambrian
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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male

Started a new original novel, please check it out! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/the-soul-engine-original-fantasy.23829/ Sep 11, 2023

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      It seems like these days, I see that 'evil laugh' is written as "kekeke!" or "jiejiejie!" more than just the simple and overly done "muahahaha!" but there hasn't really been an iconic 'evil laugh' in a while
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        that's my evil laugh :)
        Oct 23, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        my evil laugh used to be huehuehue, but more recently its become fufufu :P
        Oct 23, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        lmao
        Oct 23, 2023
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    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      Not enough stories set in Faerun, especially after BG3 came around, but it also feels like there isn't an audience?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Its weird cuz I've gotten three different BG3 commissions that are all going to be multi-chapter stories, and they're pretty popular. But over on my Patreon, BG3 prompts are always last place in the polls. So I dunno if there's an audience or not.
        Oct 16, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        I feel like there's always a few big fans of the setting, you know, the older ones, the greybeards basically, and it's like, you know, they got the cash, but they don't got the numbers, or something. Just a feeling though. But you know, I usually look at what the new writers usually first dip their toes in first to see what's poppin', you know, and it's like, IDK, Faerun is...
        Oct 16, 2023
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    3. Alok
      Alok
      You know what blows my mind of your fics? None of them are not interesting, and the consistency with which you write, if I am ever bored I read one of your fics while skipping the sex scenes and they still make sense. Hope you keep writing and be this awesome.
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Thanks!
        Oct 15, 2023
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    4. d.fish
      d.fish
      Looking back, players are basically the Scourage or the Zerg... unending, undying, devouring everything, looting everything, and then taking all that they took and making themselves stronger and coming back for more

      until the game becomes pay to win and shit, I guess

      but that's like the fist of god coming down from the heavens
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    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      it feels like when I just asked "any new games", it's like in oblivion when you go up to people and ask about new rumors
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        pls gib bo'o wau'ah
        Oct 13, 2023
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      4. Rikov
        Rikov
        there's always star citizen xD
        Oct 13, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        grosss
        Oct 13, 2023
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    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      any new games
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Nah, for me if I let enthusiasm wane at all, the idea dies on the vine, never harvested. The only way I've managed to write any of the 200k word free writes I've produced in the past 2 years is by grabbing onto that enthusiasm with both hands and creating an entire novel outline in the span of about 10 days.
        Oct 12, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Once I have the whole entire story outlined ahead of time, I can commit to writing it all the way through even if my enthusiasm for it wanes.

        Wrote five full stories of 60-80 chapters each in 2022 and 2023 that way, and currently 60% of the way through my sixth story lol.
        Oct 12, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        oh yeah? well I wrote like five sentences this whole year! Ha!
        Oct 13, 2023
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      I was gonna play Cyberpunk 2077, but then I noticed I had a lot of mods to update, and then I gave up
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah I never played with mods my first playthrough in 2021 so I just went with a fresh install and started a brand new playthrough
        Oct 9, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        and it's not like just updating mods, because I played again beginning of this year because of the anime, right, so then it's like, I got redmod or whatever the fuck, and all these attachment stuff, and files that need to be replaced, and aaa
        Oct 11, 2023
    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      Sure are a lot of people comparing Cyberpunk 2077 with Starfield these days
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Its funny, I played BG3 first and Starfield second and felt comfortable giving Starfield a 7 out of 10. Now that I'm playing Cyberpunk again though, I kind of want to drop that to a 6 out of 10 lmao
        Oct 7, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Comparison is the thief of joy.

        Well, BG3 and Starfield aren't really comparable games, but CP and SF definitely fall into more similar genres.
        Oct 7, 2023
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      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah. I still stand by my enjoyment versus cost for Starfield to be fair. I didn't technically pay anything for it because I got 10 months of Game Pass for free due to a birthday gift. And Starfield is very much worth playing if you can get it for free.

        Heh, likewise I got $40 in Steam Gift Cards for my birthday as well though, so Phantom Liberty was also free.
        Oct 7, 2023
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      Have you seen this one?

      e-girls -> i-ladies

      i lay deez nuts on your face
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    11. Fitsdreia
      Fitsdreia
      You know, i was reading your story "a determined man's travels" and realized something... Camelot Singularity is the reason the saberverse exists, you know the one where (iirc) mystery heroine X comes from? That was created by shirou and lancer offspring... just made sense to me, what do you think?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I think I dunno nearly as much about the Nasuverse/Fate as I probably should given how much I write for the setting/settings :P All I can really say is that if it makes sense to you, it probably makes sense to me!
        Oct 2, 2023
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    12. Sebine
      Sebine
      I hear you got cunted in the punt off fanfic
      And now I wanna read all your shit

      So.
      Where is it all, besides here?
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      3. Sebine
        Sebine
        I'm not dead yet
        For laziness sake can ya just DM me your profile on hf, I'm working on unfucking my PC ATM
        Oct 5, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Oct 5, 2023
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      5. Sebine
        Sebine
        You're a fuckin peach mate
        Oct 8, 2023
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    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      You know, that fantasy setting with the crystal walls around the world seems interesting because it's a plausible thing, like, there's planets that don't orbit stars so their outer atmosphere is frozen like a shell, but the planet core provides enough heat (before it burns out) so that there's still stuff that isn't frozen underneath, and it's like they'll never know there's a whole universe outside
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      2. Fitsdreia
        Fitsdreia
        First, wasn't a moon of saturn iirc predicted to be able to be like that? Secondly, in case you dont know thats similar to dnd crystal spheres but with a different explication. And thirdly, what setting is that? Because it sounds interesting.
        Oct 2, 2023
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    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      not enough holiday events in fantasy worlds/space, now that I think about it, like even in baldur's gate, there's often a lack of progression of time or something, because you know, I guess, the mechanics of this type of game is that events are triggered, so, hm, I don't know, hm, but then again, wow had holiday events, but idk, not that great
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        well, I guesss
        Sep 30, 2023
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        d.fish
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        I guess I can understand Starfield lacking these things, but BG3 kinda... hmm, but on the other hand, there were a lot of sets in the setting that felt festive.
        Sep 30, 2023
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    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      I guess I prefer scifi settings that masquerade as fantasy settings more. The reveal is always something of a delight, but rarely pulled off right. Hard scifi just reminds me that we're not there yet irl. :(
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    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      wassup
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        sand worms, light sabers, psykers, alien booba... you know what I mean lol
        Sep 23, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Well the alien wild life is pretty intense, so sand worms are covered. And the psykers stuff is also in the game. There's canonical mind control in fact, plus magic space powers you get from the main quest.

        The alien booba IS lacking tho, admittedly.
        Sep 23, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        also death stars!

        but alas, it would be an awesome game if it came out in 2011
        Sep 23, 2023
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    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      Why there so many "BigBussy", "BrokenBussy", "BussyButcher" and the like in Classic Hardcore WoW?
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        no way
        Sep 19, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Because there's a portion of Gen Z that was raised on WoW by their parents using them as mining and herbing bots who have now grown up and are in their twenties. And they're playing Classic Hardcore despite original Classic coming out when they were 8-10
        Sep 19, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        ... and they happen to all like bussy now because that's all they know?
        Sep 19, 2023
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      JRPG=W/Friendship we can kill God, WRPG=Git im bois, he stole muh job, broke into muh house, and stole muh poop sandwich

      so

      Western Japanese RPG should=With the power of Friendship, we can kill the God who broke into my house and stole my poop sandwich!!!
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      YO LISTEN UP HERE'S THE STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS BLUE
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    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's like, Miles has a great grade in AP physics, right? And he's a superhero, right? And he's dealt with shit that break spacetime before, right? So wouldn't he know not to laugh at someone with spatial powers? I mean, judging someone by what they look like, look, Spot is... it's just, Miles isn't that good looking either, you know? I just, come on, he shits holes in space like a paratrooper makes hersey's kisses
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's funny that there's actually a seidr cider
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        huehuehue
        Sep 15, 2023
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      "Hello everyone, actually, I am an isekai. That's right, I have a cheat system. It's the Strongest Ultimate Best Good Boy Writer System. As long as you subscribe and follow me on every platform, you know, patreon and onlyfans and stuff, and buy all my merch, you too can get rewards from my cheat system, such as, uh, a Nigerian Prince's bank account."
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      On the important topic of BOOBA, it seems like Hestia was animated by someone with no BOOBA from the way she brushes her teeth back straight and all
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      i feel like over time, i like booba more and more
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Booba are great. Always have been, always will be~
        Sep 11, 2023
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      All those people laughing at the guy saying you can't land on gas giant, but I thought it was not entirely "gas" more like it grows denser as you go deeper, so you could probably land on it, though it'd just be like landing in a thick slurry that gets thicker as you go deeper, though I guess Starfield devs too shit so the game probably can't render that
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah Bethesda should have made it possible and you just die lmao. But then the naysayers would cry about why would Bethesda allow it if it just kills you, pfft
        Sep 10, 2023
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      4. Scygnus
        Scygnus
        The planet of Arcadia is, I'm pretty sure, a gas giant. Because that's how it works- middle sky is habitable, but deep sky is extremely deadly with nothing but an ocean of boiling mud at the bottom. Possibly only habitable because Magic Moons, but still.
        Sep 10, 2023
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      5. Milkers99
        Milkers99
        double dog dare you to land on a gas giant xd
        Sep 11, 2023
    27. Shikatsu
      Shikatsu
      I noticed you’re no longer on fanfiction.net Apparently the prudes caught on. It’s thanks to you I even know about this site. So thanks.
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    28. Testerx900
      Testerx900
      Hey regarding your stories 'The Arena' or 'Experience Matters' was there a cyoa outline for the choices you were making or did you come up with those on your own? If there is an outline could you share it? Will you be continuing either story?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I came up with those on my own, though The Arena was inspired by 5th edition D&D mechanics.

        Experience Matters' entire system was made up on the fly and held together with gum and shoestring. What you see in the Quest Thread is basically everything, I had zero private notes for that one.

        But no, those two quests are very much dead.
        Sep 7, 2023
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      3. Testerx900
        Testerx900
        Thanks for answering
        Sep 7, 2023
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    29. Lazy_Blackberry
      Lazy_Blackberry
      Cambrian, what's your discord link?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I don't have a personal discord, but this is the discord I hangout on and have my own category in called "Pimperor's Palace"

        https://discord.gg/wd3tUYWVCd
        Sep 6, 2023
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    30. BardOfBabes
      BardOfBabes
      This is a long shot but stumbled onto 'Quoth the Raven and I'm desperate for more. Any chance you currently do commissions?
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Unfortunately not taking any new commissions at the moment. Also don't usually let people continue other people's commissions so even if I was taking new commissions, you'd probably be out of luck on the Quoth the Raven front.
        Sep 3, 2023
      2. BardOfBabes
        BardOfBabes
        Fair enough, thanks for the answer.
        Sep 3, 2023
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