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Cambrian
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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male

Started a new original novel, please check it out! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/the-soul-engine-original-fantasy.23829/ Sep 11, 2023

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      "let him cook" "fr fr fr" "ah-ha, he cooked you"
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    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      "The Main Character is the Villain" is such a fun manhwa, I always get a laugh whenever there's an update
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I've been reading a novel on Royalroad called "The Villainess is an SS+ Rank Adventurer" and it's also super funny and super great.
        Sep 1, 2023
      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        it's comedy pornhwa
        Sep 1, 2023
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      5. UnderscoreUnderscoreUnderscore
        UnderscoreUnderscoreUnderscore
        Cambrian
        The published version is out and also on SB and SV.
        Sep 3, 2023
    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      not sure if want to write male protagonist or female protagonist
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I'm writing male protagonist in my new free write. It's an Original Fantasy novel called 'The Soul Engine' :D

        Took some inspiration from BG3 for this story, plus inspiration from a bunch of other settings as well. Should be fun and I hope people like it lol...
        Aug 30, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        so you're finally getting around to doing original stories huh

        sniff, he's all grown up
        Aug 30, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        This'll only be my second original novel yep. First one was Breaking Providence
        Aug 30, 2023
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    4. d.fish
      d.fish
      Larian will probably patch BG3 for a year and a half, and it'll be really good by then...
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        It's just the things SF promises are the same thing Star Citizen promises, and, well, Star Citizen Star Citizens.
        Aug 25, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Maybe it's part of experiencing too many disappointments, but it's so hard to be hopeful for this kind of thing. Like, I'm at the point like if it were to also include a pay to spin gacha for harem girls, I'd be more hopeful for SF than less

        not to knock Skyrim, but it wasn't the devs who made it what it is but the community
        Aug 25, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Maybe you're right. I just don't want to believe lol. Potential is a rarely fulfilled thing in the games industry. It never just appears out of nowhere... but no one believes in games if they show an ugly side in early access.

        Seriously, this hobby is just
        Aug 25, 2023
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    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      Like, it'd be something special to take part in the later parts of the drizzt stories, especially the one where menzoberranzan siege that dwarf fortress, but with more factions involved, with more motives and interests, and a lot of stuff happening in the background, and a lot more sexy companions
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        sure it might offend the nerds who spaz about canon, but no one cares about them
        Aug 23, 2023
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    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      They should do a crpg that lets you go visit menzoberranzan, mithril hall, icewind dale o wait, there is an icewind dale one and it's kind too old
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      There are just not enough force users using the force to pinch a nipple in secret while in public.
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yus, Force Molestation is hawt
        Aug 22, 2023
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      2. Passing Pinecone
        Passing Pinecone
        Why would you even bother spending years meditating on the universe-spanning field of energy if you couldn't use it to grope or spank someone's butt from across the room?
        Aug 22, 2023
    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      "The Gray Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... perfectly natural, albeit lewd."
    9. Aspen28570
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        lol nice. Though also all of my stuff on FF was already posted here and on HF as well tbh, plus more. FF was already a backup archive where I was posting my backlog of HF and QQ content xD
        Aug 21, 2023
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      John Constantine, John Wick, Jonathan Harker, Johnny Silverhand, Neo, Ted "Theodore" Logan, and Klaatu walk into a bar.
      1. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        And they said, "ouch"
        Aug 20, 2023
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    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      Karlach said six foot and over only hahahahaha aaah, short people
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    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      I still remember in BG1 when we could run into Drizzt and gang, but now we can't even loot Icingdeath and Twinkle. Maybe a future expansion?
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    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      I finally figured out how to have my cake and eat it too; have Minthara and still slaught the goblin children, that is. Have to spawn in an Act 2 Minthara in Act 1 and make her go to my camp, this flags her as a companion, and thus revivable, and then I agree with Halsin to slaught the goblins, kill her btw, and then revive her. Perfect ending, right?
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Actually, what happened to me is that Minthara stands next to Karlach. I think they purposefully fixed this so that you could do both, or rather, whoever is second kind of just has to stand in the middle of the camp
        Aug 18, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Huh, interesting

        Yeah I noticed Alfira standing next to Karlach for the night before I murdered her
        Aug 18, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        I did remember seeing Alfira stand next to Karlach, but only in the cinematic of her coming in, because right afterwards, she mysteriously died and splattered me with her blood.
        Aug 18, 2023
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    14. GGAndro
      GGAndro
      I'm a be straightforward with ya chief, some guy by the name of Midnight_Secrets https://www.webnovel.com/profile/4324270043?appId=10, has stolen one of your novels called 'All of Eternity at my Fingertips' renaming it 'Originals A New Legend.' Apparently, this guy has stolen other novels/fanfics from other people while using patreon to get money off your books.
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Lmao welp, I literally have that story posted up on Webnovel as well under the title "The Chronicles of Vali Masters". So I went ahead and reported it. We'll see what happens.
        Aug 16, 2023
    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      I remember there always used to be at least one merchant/vendor in the old D&D games that is some kind of dimensional traveler djinn or something, but compared to having a nautiloid...
    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      You know, compared to isekai as a dragon in a song of ice and fire, the isekai as a dragon in dungeons and dragons would probably be more fun
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        but you know, say you're an ancient prismatic dragon, and you're in faerun, and you're, like, bro, this shit's lit, i do what i wanttt
        Aug 15, 2023
      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        idk, I'm just, I don't know, the image of a dragon flying around waving little wands of fireball seems hilarious to me
        Aug 15, 2023
      4. Ashborn
        Ashborn
        Til one of them figures out 'Tree of Magic Missles: For Every Twig, a Spell' and then accidentally punts a god with it... Which just swings it back to being awesome.
        Sep 10, 2023
    17. Anime2830
      Anime2830
      How do I see your stories to read them here
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Alternatively, the second option is to go to QQ's search bar and do an advanced search. Look up the title of a particular long-form story of mine there, and then put "Cambrian" in under the "Posted by Member" option.
        Aug 12, 2023
      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        You can also use this to search up fandoms of mine. Put in Naruto, or Harry Potter, or any other fandom you know I've written for and then put my username under "Posted by Member" and all those works will come up.
        Aug 12, 2023
      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Finally, you can also go from here to the Postings tab under my profile page and see my latest posts there to keep up with my daily updates.
        Aug 12, 2023
    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      figured it out;

      had to delete modsettings.lsx

      wtf
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Oh yeah its like back in the day when they recommended you delete the wtf and cache folders to fix shit in world of warcract.

        Deleting modsettings.lsx resets it on your next boot up
        Aug 12, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        I literally did everything except that lmao

        delete ea saves, delete regular saves, delete modded saves, reinstall, verify files, clear mods... aaaaa
        Aug 12, 2023
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      I aint even surprised by the amount of enlarged futa cock mods
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    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      Can't find what mod that I already uninstalled is making my game not load the main menu, so I had to uninstall and reinstall, now hoping this works :(
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yeah, I'm kind of annoyed that my previous saves broke. So I might take a break from this game for a while before going back... especially since I've already played through Act 1 several times in EA
        Aug 12, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I was very smart about that. I know about my issues with replaying shit, so I just didn't touch EA except for the first 3 hour session I did with friends back in 2021. I'm glad I did that, because I really did enjoy my first playthrough quite a lot.

        But now I'm thinking I need to set the game down and wait a year to be able to really enjoy a Durge playthrough
        Aug 12, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        I like making new characters, but I hate doing the same chores over and over again

        but honestly, BG3 isn't as bad as, say, all MMOs, in how repetitive the shit quests become, like at least each one encounter feels meaningful, you know? Can't forget the hag, can't forget going down into the underdark, etc. etc.
        Aug 12, 2023
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    21. Martian_Tech_Adept
      Martian_Tech_Adept
      Sad about your stuff getting taken down from ff
    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      I think there's one aspect I wish I could explore more, and that's the necromancy stuff. Like, it'd be so nice to just have an undead horde following you, but you know, you're limited on what kinda zombies n shit you can have, sad
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's not fair that even after you have stuff that make you resist or immune fire, you can't just immediately start a convo with the devil girl to fucgg
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        The funny thing is, I was too fast to murder Karga in the Druid Grove, sparking the Druid/Tiefling War and leading to Alfira's death in that battle. So I didn't even get to kill Alfira in her sleep, I got some shitty random dragonborn bitch as a placeholder instead, lmao.
        Aug 11, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Meh, I'll probably just take this Dark Urge playthrough a little slower tbh. A couple hours a night instead of 10-12 hours a day like I did my first playthrough.

        Haven't even gotten to the goblin camp and Minthara yet, but just not feeling like playing more tonight lol
        Aug 11, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        To be honest, I think with the dark urge you're supposed to start off fighting against the urge and then slowly give in, or something. But then again, idk, some people don't like that kind of murderhobo in their horni game
        Aug 11, 2023
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      is it too much to ask to isekai in faerun as a level 30 demigod like the good ol days and galavant around stealing people's underwear?
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        still wish there was an open world version of this, just being a random archmage living in baldur's gate as a wealthy noble would be nice
        Aug 11, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Well now, I didn't even have to kill most of the Druid Grove. I just picked a fight with Zagra and the Tieflings and Druids all killed each other
        Aug 11, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        The druids did nothing wrong, but they are annoying af... the tieflings were in the wrong, but they aren't utterly worthless like the druids.

        Like holy shit, there's a few tieflings I like, but I don't like a single one of the druids
        Aug 11, 2023
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      hotfix broke my save n mods :[
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      Untabletop things... I actually never knew you could throw potions for ranged, aoe heals. Neat. Also, I used to focus on picking up fire barrels in the other larian game, but now I have to also stock up on crates and candles if I wanna play hard mode... also, it's so weird that merchant inventories are aligned with your level.
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah also if you put a healing potion on the ground and attack it, it explodes for an even bigger AOE heal.
        Aug 9, 2023
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    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's just, you know, Halsin gets to bulldoze over goblin children while in bear form just because they tossed some rocks at him, but when the tiefling kids do similar things to annoy me, I can't toss a fireball back at them? They just walk around invincible. I mean, look, I get not killing human kids in vidya because ESRB, but foulbloods are just like greenskins, don't get human rights. They aren't human, after all.
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Seems fair and just to me, yus
        Aug 9, 2023
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        So it's not right that when my dark urge barbarian takes a tiefling kid and throws her at a druid, the furry explodes in a shower of gore but the foulblood walks it off with 0 hp somehow.
        Aug 9, 2023
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      3. Milkers99
        Milkers99
        Eat them, become stronger
        Aug 11, 2023
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    28. Gpp
      Gpp
      Hey bro!! Your lewds were so good it took the mods a decade to stop jacking off to it and get to kicking!! Xd.. Thanks for your effort and tbh your lewd were tame.. I was here for the plot..
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Haha, thanks for reading <3
        Aug 9, 2023
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    29. Jack Reacher
      Jack Reacher
      Sooo I am came here cause all your stuff was deleted from ff.net (which sucks, I'm sorry bout that). How do I find your stories or navigate here??? Its a bit confusing tbh
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Alternatively, the second option is to go to QQ's search bar and do an advanced search. Look up the title of a particular long-form story of mine there, and then put "Cambrian" in under the "Posted by Member" option.
        Aug 9, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        You can also use this to search up fandoms of mine. Put in Naruto, or Harry Potter, or any other fandom you know I've written for and then put my username under "Posted by Member" and all those works will come up.
        Aug 9, 2023
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      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Finally, you can also go from here to the Postings tab under my profile page and see my latest posts there to keep up with my daily updates.
        Aug 9, 2023
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    30. TheWonderfulGuy
      TheWonderfulGuy
      Dude you write great stuff and I wanted to tell you I like your writing very much. Sorry that your ff account got banned but you rule bro. Stay safe and keep writing
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Thanks =)
        Aug 9, 2023
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