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Cambrian
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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male

Started a new original novel, please check it out! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/the-soul-engine-original-fantasy.23829/ Sep 11, 2023

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      hotfix broke my save n mods :[
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    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      Untabletop things... I actually never knew you could throw potions for ranged, aoe heals. Neat. Also, I used to focus on picking up fire barrels in the other larian game, but now I have to also stock up on crates and candles if I wanna play hard mode... also, it's so weird that merchant inventories are aligned with your level.
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah also if you put a healing potion on the ground and attack it, it explodes for an even bigger AOE heal.
        Aug 9, 2023
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    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's just, you know, Halsin gets to bulldoze over goblin children while in bear form just because they tossed some rocks at him, but when the tiefling kids do similar things to annoy me, I can't toss a fireball back at them? They just walk around invincible. I mean, look, I get not killing human kids in vidya because ESRB, but foulbloods are just like greenskins, don't get human rights. They aren't human, after all.
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Seems fair and just to me, yus
        Aug 9, 2023
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        So it's not right that when my dark urge barbarian takes a tiefling kid and throws her at a druid, the furry explodes in a shower of gore but the foulblood walks it off with 0 hp somehow.
        Aug 9, 2023
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      3. Milkers99
        Milkers99
        Eat them, become stronger
        Aug 11, 2023
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    4. Gpp
      Gpp
      Hey bro!! Your lewds were so good it took the mods a decade to stop jacking off to it and get to kicking!! Xd.. Thanks for your effort and tbh your lewd were tame.. I was here for the plot..
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Haha, thanks for reading <3
        Aug 9, 2023
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    5. Jack Reacher
      Jack Reacher
      Sooo I am came here cause all your stuff was deleted from ff.net (which sucks, I'm sorry bout that). How do I find your stories or navigate here??? Its a bit confusing tbh
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Alternatively, the second option is to go to QQ's search bar and do an advanced search. Look up the title of a particular long-form story of mine there, and then put "Cambrian" in under the "Posted by Member" option.
        Aug 9, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        You can also use this to search up fandoms of mine. Put in Naruto, or Harry Potter, or any other fandom you know I've written for and then put my username under "Posted by Member" and all those works will come up.
        Aug 9, 2023
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      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Finally, you can also go from here to the Postings tab under my profile page and see my latest posts there to keep up with my daily updates.
        Aug 9, 2023
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    6. TheWonderfulGuy
      TheWonderfulGuy
      Dude you write great stuff and I wanted to tell you I like your writing very much. Sorry that your ff account got banned but you rule bro. Stay safe and keep writing
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Thanks =)
        Aug 9, 2023
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    7. BJJPanda
      BJJPanda
      Rip, FF was how I found you. Your Got Drogon story specifically. It sucks since on FF it was easier to find specific stories
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah, glad you enjoy my writing at least heh
        Aug 9, 2023
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      2. BJJPanda
        BJJPanda
        You corrupted my innocent and vulnerable mind, damn you!
        Aug 9, 2023
    8. kaloskatoa
      kaloskatoa
      Hey dude, im sorry that site deleted your stuff, hope whichever mod decided that gets fired, best of luck
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        lol, appreciate the sentiment but I was breaking FF's rules for over 10 years, so I'm not surprised it finally happened. When you play with fire you have to expect to get burned eventually xD
        Aug 8, 2023
      3. goblinquest
        goblinquest
        Damn so you had that account on FF for over a decade. Either those mods were comically incompetent, or they were all secretly big fans of your work.
        Aug 8, 2023
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      4. renextronex
        renextronex
        The mods of FF.net are hilariously inconsistent, you can find your smut lasts for more than a decade or it can get taken down hours after being posted. There is no discernible pattern in how they work AFAIK
        Aug 9, 2023
    9. zst74984
      zst74984
      I saw that all your stories were deleted from FFN today. I am guessing that was admin's action since not even profile's page was spared. Is there a chance that they will be uploaded to your AO3 account (at least multi-chapter ones? )?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Hi there, yeah got banned, it sucks. There's a small chance I might eventually upload more stuff to AO3 going forward, but for the time being the places to find the majority of my content that was on FF (and more) are going to be here and Hentai-Foundry.
        Aug 8, 2023
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      So anyway, I fell prey to the mmo alt-itis, despite it being a single player crpg, and started a fifth playthrough with a different dark urge build... lmao three-class multiclass bulldozing my way through the game
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    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's just, you know, you should be able to "lone wolf" it by not taking any companions, or by rejecting every one of them who tries to join you, or killing all of them...
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        You don't really have the opportunity to slaughter the other side once you've slaughtered one side. Like I tried killing off the druids first, and then the story just progresses, same with the goblins. Though, I guess you could still kill either side afterwards, but I think it'd more interesting to let them kill each other while profiting on the side.
        Aug 8, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Hmm interesting. Yeah I guess there are always going to be limitations with video games. I'm just happy to have as much choice as BG3 does offer, especially compared to the lack of choice in so many other games these days.
        Aug 8, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yes, BG3 is far ahead of most other CRPGs in this regard. I don't mind the limitation, it's human nature to always want a little more after all.

        It's just a matter of having only two extremes; if there's a "extreme moderate" as the third option, I'd be sated, at least.
        Aug 8, 2023
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    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      I don't like my pure evil playthrough. It's like, you can't be 'selfish', you can only be 'saturday morning cartoon' when there's an evil choice, you know?

      My good boi murderhobo playthrough fits me a bit more. It sometimes feels like being good is more selfish, mhm.
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Stealth archery rogue shit is something I tried a lot, but I gave up on it because I could never get the swap between real time and turn base for the stealth actions right. Also because everyone immediately detects shit and you can't really one shot sneak kill the ones that matter, and you always get revealed so it's like, urgh.
        Aug 7, 2023
      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Thing is, there's a lot of fun builds that require items to complete, but by the time I get the items, I don't have a lot of room to show off the cool build... so basically, I just did a warlock dark urge thing, like an anti-wyll lmao
        Aug 7, 2023
      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        For example, I tried doing rogue and then I could never get passed the hag fight, you know the one in early act one? Ughhhhh
        Aug 7, 2023
    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      aaaaa ah


      aaaaa ah

      lmao the loading screen song is stuck in my head again
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        yes for real
        Aug 6, 2023
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    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      I'll admit it, I guess Shadowheart isn't that bad. It's always a situational thing, I guess I'm just surrounded by hot girls irl, but when I'm stuck Baldur's Gate, and there's no pretty people except for those with magic STIs, she's actually quite pretty.
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        I killed minthara in my first playthrough too, but when I was playing less "heroic good" and on the harder difficulty where I couldn't wade through oceans of blood, I found that a lot of the time I had to talk my way through things, and that got me into the minthara route, tho at the time it was just a "fuck and forget"
        Aug 5, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        honestly, this game just makes me kind of wish to have an OP villain protagonist in the setting rather than play through the actual story, though, only a bit, I guess, I mean, not that much like the witcher was, but still significant
        Aug 5, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        I just think that even though there's a lot more options compared to back when it was in EA, it's still rather limited in the kind of story it can tell... no open world mode lmao (understandably, because impossible until sophisticated AI maybe)
        Aug 5, 2023
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    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's almost time.
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        it's a different world
        Aug 3, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Fair. Hope you get to play soon v.v
        Aug 3, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        maybe tomorrow lol

        finally downloaded but it's four in the morning
        Aug 3, 2023
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    16. ZzzSlothzzZ
      ZzzSlothzzZ
      Wanted to recharge my reading batteries by poking an author so here I am.

      Sloth used Thrust
      1. ZzzSlothzzZ
        ZzzSlothzzZ
        Sloth is thrusting
        Aug 2, 2023
      2. ZzzSlothzzZ
        ZzzSlothzzZ
        Vigourously
        Aug 2, 2023
    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      Sometimes I don't understand translators. "Thrust" was a perfectly fine Pokemon move in Japanese, why did it have to become "Arm Thrust" in English? Sigh.
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      2. Sho'vothar
        Sho'vothar
        "But Thrust could refer to Pelvic Thrust, or Hip Thrust! And that's lewd! Think of the children!"
        Aug 1, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        fuck the esrb
        Aug 1, 2023
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      I feel slightly vindicated that Baldur's Gate 3's release is turning out to be something of a gaming event thing like the big ones, having bought it the moment it went on Steam way back when there wasn't even a full Act 1, but at the same time, there's a feeling like 'this is my thing, you newcomers go get your own', and I hate how human those feelings are.
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Haha, I've been waiting since 2021 when my dnd friends had me buy it and we played 3 hours of Act 1 together. I knew then and there to not touch it again until Full Release and now I'm finally being rewarded for my patience~
        Jul 31, 2023
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      damn gpt4 drifting, can't even rely on it to write my shitty fanfics for me
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I still want to one day figure out how to feed an AI the entire library of my work, all 5000-6000+ Word Documents and just see what it spits out in response.

        I'm just too lazy/computer illiterate to bother figuring it out
        Jul 30, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        not enough tokens/stored memory for now lmao
        Jul 30, 2023
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    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      that feel when you realize you got too much going on in life to go back to being a shut in and writing random stuff
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        haha, I can't relate, I literally made being a shut in and writing random stuff my whole life >.>
        Jul 29, 2023
      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        hahahahaha... haha... ha...
        Jul 29, 2023
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      I have no respect for ESRB
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      2. Rikov
        Rikov
        b-b-but the CHILDREN! Video games invented violence I'll have you know, and we'll not be having any of that around our pure, innocent little angels ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
        Jul 28, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        but I do respect the FTC :)
        Jul 29, 2023
    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      "How come Pete Davidson can be in every movie... and in every woman? It's almost as if he is an... isekai harem protagonist..."
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Looking forward to making an immoral lust-monster in my first playthrough <3
        Jul 27, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Its actually only lvl 12, it was lvl 10 but they wanted to be able to let people play with sixth level spells like Chain Lightning I guess?

        But yeah, I do wish it could go to lvl 20 fufufu. But I'm also happy for lvl 12
        Jul 27, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        for some reason I kept thinking chain lightning was 14 so that's why it changed to 14 in my head lmao
        Jul 27, 2023
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      Trashy experiment from 1907 with shit sample size of 1 out of 6 supporting hypothesis, using faulty methods from an buffoon, proposes the soul weighs 21 grams, and now every hack writer stuffs it in their shitty fantasy stories thinking it's real without actually reading about it
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      2. Alaabalanalah
        Alaabalanalah
        gantz?
        Jul 24, 2023
    24. Cambrian
      Cambrian
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        too polite tho
        Jul 22, 2023
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      BARBENHEIMER
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      I'm shit with rhyme, so AI can help me writer the lines of a character who raps!
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    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      halls of torment is a pretty good game
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        I'm not sure about the Dark Urge stuff, but I guess it'll be an interesting thing to try.

        As to Starfield, I'll probably get it a year later when the 50xx series cards come out, some bugs have been officially patched while 98% are fan patched, and reviews are out.
        Jul 16, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah for me, Starfield is basically 'free' because I already pay for Xbox Game pass for PC. So I'll likely try it out from the start. Though if its unplayable, I'll wait a bit to give them time to patch it.
        Jul 16, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        For sure gonna wait for the loverslab mods tho
        Jul 16, 2023
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    29. TheFallenJedi66
      TheFallenJedi66
      I really like that tale your profile pic talks about. Can you tell me that tale?
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I don't understand what you're talking about tbh
        Jul 12, 2023
      2. TheFallenJedi66
        TheFallenJedi66
        "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise?"
        Jul 12, 2023
    30. d.fish
      d.fish
      tbh I'm kinda looking forward to the venom x andrew garfield spiderman movie, though only because they seem to be two assholes so it'd be funny
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