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    favorite quotes or quotes you created yourself

    "It appears the Hutt Cartel is having a stand-off with the Dark Eldar." - My friend who mods X-Com too much "I stormed the Vatican and beheaded the Pope like the good Christian I am." - A different friend, describing how he plays Crusader Kings
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    Reject planetary life, embrace asteroid colonies.

    Reject planetary life, embrace asteroid colonies.
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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    Theta Squad continues to survive the Clone Wars, against all odds. Our group memes are getting better by the day as well, even managed to make a Star Wars title crawl for the latest session. Geonosis is going well, currently, we've been tasked with infiltrating a Geonosian spire that's being...
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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    More stories of Star Wars: Clone Commando, featuring your favourite Commando Squad; Theta Squad. One of our most memorable missions was on the Republic world of Kothlis, a Bothan colony world that the CIS were preparing to attack and then use as a springboard to Bothawui. My one regret of that...
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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    Was guarding the building negotiations were taking place in and he came up to me trying to start a drunken Brawl. I brought paralyzers with me and convinced him it was narcotics and gave them to him so he'd piss off. Didn't make it five feet before he fell over drooling. He got a front row...
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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    Oh yeah, we're currently on a calm period from all the insane shit we've had to do, only had to stop three crab droids from trying to kill the senator from earlier because she thought it was an amazing idea to use a fucking HUTT as a mediator between her and some CIS prick who I'm fairly sure...
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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    By almost I mean we saw him, a Droid army and a crashed Acclamator filled with Jedi and promptly NOPED out of there with our VIP in tow.
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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    Nah, he's actually trying to get us to stay but keeps slapping us with odds that are trying to get us killed because we're literally too strong for anything else. Hell, we just went to Hypori and almost bumped into Grievous during his debut which included downing an Acclamator and...
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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    About the only thing keeping us in the Republic is our Squad lead who we just can't bring ourselves to kill because he's a pod brother...but he's also a min-maxing cunt so we've elected to just not help him and as soon as he dies we're jumping ship.
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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    Almost being thrown at Count Dooku, knowingly being sent to encounter six Magna guards, giving my Clone (designated medic) severe PTSD from all the healing he's had to do due to Jedi incompetence, told us to drop a tactical nuke inside a shielded city and had a 'pacifist' senator scream at us...
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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    Got a strong tradition in a Star Wars: Clone Commando game of kidnapping people, fighting things we shouldn't, fucking over the Jedi at any given opportunity as well as annoying the DM by winning at everything despite the odds being clearly stacked against us. Oh yeah, also constantly plotting...
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    The SFW image thread

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    Gaming Stories, Video and Tabletop

    I remember this one time my (re-)introduction into a campaign resulted in my character losing his leg practically instantly and almost dying as a result. It was an Only War campaign set in Space 'nam and my previous character died after stepping on a landmine I failed to notice while trying to...
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    Randy, stop this.

    Randy, stop this.
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    YOU'RE UNETHICAL!!!

    YOU'RE UNETHICAL!!!
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