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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    To Ruby's horror, Jaune's favorites are Beast Wars Megatron and all incarnations of Soundwave.

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Blake slowly goes insane around wolf faunus Ruby, labrador faunus Yang, and red fox faunus Pyrrha. Blake: "Gods, what's next? The Schnee's an arctic fox faunus?!" Weiss: "I'm an ermine, you speciesist!"

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Weiss: "You mean Yang's from a long line of poors who steal from other poors? That's horrible! Don't worry Yang, I'll help you break the cycle!"

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: Weiss is tremendously sheltered, enough that she's been led to believe that the issues with the SDC have nothing to do with faunus and everything to do with 'the poors'. Why else would Blake's top be so ill-fitting that it doesn't cover up her stomach? She's so destitute that she has...

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pyrrha's reasoning is that she and Yang are alike: tall, long-haired, buff, huge knockers. Yang: "Hell yeah!" Yang: *wide-eyed, staring across Jaune's bare chest at a sleeping naked Pyrrha and Weiss, with Ruby just as bare and curled up between her and Jaune* Yang: "What just happened...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pyrrha as the lewdly-dressed villainous henchwoman/bodyguard? Yang having an aneurysm when she realizes how much Ruby's hero outfit doesn't cover? Weiss or Blake as the 'helpless' hostage in the skimpy nightgown?

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "THEY WERE MINIONS! MINIONS! HALF MY ANCESTORS WERE EVIL OVERLORDS!" Blake: *panting as images of her in nothing more than chains, a silky top, and a loincloth, made to serve her new master with her body for the sake of her people, vividly appear in her brain* Roman: "Please, you're all...

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Blake's mind must be working overtime: sexy faunus bodyguard, sexy faunus kunoichi bodyguard, sexy faunus secretary, sexy activist...

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The Arcs reverse-troll the girls in turn and accuse Jaune of mindbreaking more girls. Yang: "Muh...muh...mindbreak?" Blake: "More?!" Sapphron: "Oooooh, you must just be a casual fling. When he was serious with Katy, she had a handcrafted jewel-engraved choker." Tangy: "Snap resistant too...

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Arturia: "A month's worth of food says he'll be clapping her cheeks within a week." Isabel: "NANA!" Nick: "HAH! TWO DAYS!"

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: Jaune's at-times social awkwardness comes from being not quite human. Nick is actually a dragon, which explains why he's a clueless himbo at times. The Weiss infatuation is just teenage draconic instincts, because dragons kidnap princesses and marry the warrior-women who come to...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Taiyang: "NO! NO TAKE BACKSIES! YOU PAID FOR THEM, YOU KEEP THEM!" Yang, Ruby: "Dad?!" Tai: "You're childhood friends! He paid out of pocket to keep you out of jail! His mother's a doctor! His great-grandmother was a Queen! What more do you want, for him to slap you on the ass and tell you to...

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Novel

    Crack idea: Jaune's secretly a novelist and RWBY + Pyrrha are fans of his work. The problem is that they identify too much with the characters he creates, all of which have...unfortunate fates. Pyrrha: *numb, the book having fallen from her hands* "Alex...alexandria dies? She's...she's killed...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ren ascends to become a bodhisattva, Jaune accidentally becomes god-king of the Ever After, Cardin somehow takes over Menagerie and the White Fang, and Sun founds a kingdom of monkeys that gains full rights as a nation all in one night.

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *Team RWBY eavesdrop on Ozpin and Ruby* Ozpin: "Everyone makes mistakes, Miss Rose. Why, Miss Belladonna has killed more civilians and noncombatants through inaction and willful blindness than twenty of you could through deliberate malice-" Blake: *horrified whisper* "What?" Ozpin: "And Miss...
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