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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Something something teamwork something something vigilantes something something Jacques cut Weiss off when he got the first bill and saw how many zeroes were on it.

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "Fou!"* Pyrrha: "D'awwww, aren't you just adorable!" Translation: "MERLIN WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP-" Pyrrha: "What's that sound?" Jaune: *turning a page in his comic* "That's Ruby. She just got the paperwork from Blake's latest walk along the docks." Yang...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Honestly, Mercury is a lot more redeemable than Emerald. One is a Cinder simp, the other just went from one master to another. Mercury just doesn't have titty privilege.

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Oh dear, a human bard serenading a catgirl princess? Weiss: "Blake, what is this?" Blake: *straight-faced* "Traditional Menagerian royal attire." Yang: *tilts head* "Silks, a veil, jewelry...you look like an exotic Vacuoan concubine." Blake: *straight faced* "Vacuo stole our traditional...

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: *dead on his feet* "Look, we'll just get divorce papers written up if it means I can get some sleep-" Yang: *lips quivering* "You're leaving me?!" Ruby: *sniffling* Weiss: "You heartless cad! You can't just walk out on me!" Blake: "A human faunus marriage can't end in divorce! It just...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *Years later* Jaune: "Wait, you really are a goddess?" Aqua: "Yup! You're going straight to Heaven, little brother!" Yang: "I guess it pays to have friends in high places, eh Vomit Boy?" Aqua: *eerie smile* "It does. For him, that is." Weiss: "Why do I smell brimstone?"

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Kali: "How...how much is the dowry?" Arturia: "Listen, my great-grandson is among the most precious of my treasures. Meanwhile, your daughter's a bit of a flighty tart."

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The skelebros infect Weiss's semblance with their insanity. Blake is...not happy that they utterly refuse to peek on her, of all the teams. Meanwhile, Alice's butler skeleton passes his personality on to Whitley's semblance, and the elder Schnees' summoned Grimm try to prove their mistresses...

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Nora: "Renny, why is Yang mocking Jaune-Jaune's semblance when hers got her arm chopped off?" Ren: "Because Jaune can both tank and heal, Nora, and Yang's lost her fanservice privileges to you and Ruby." Nora: "You mean..." Ren: "She's not a main character anymore. She's an NPC."

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ruby has to deal with the paperwork after one her team's usual antics, much to her horror.

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Speaking of, I was thinking about someone - maybe Nora - deciding to turn JNPR into RWBY's foil, aesthetically becoming the "evil" team. Jaune ends up in ominous evil overlord armor and Ren as the typical shinobi, for instance. Ren: "Honor? We are ninja, not samurai. At least, I'm a ninja; I'm...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    RWBY finds out that Councillor Jaune's new head of security is a rottweiler faunus with an uncanny resemblance to Jorgen von Strangle. Blake, naturally finds this to be racist.

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ironwood: "And here's Team JNPR rescuing a kitten from a tree." Qrow: "How's that supposed to measure up with my girls and their partners?" Ironwood: "In the time since this image went viral, we've had thousands of bowls of hot soup, knitted jackets and mittens, and well wishing letters hand...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Taiyang: "He's a doctor's son and a Councilman? Ruby, date him now!" Yang: "Oi, what about me?"

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Throw in a running gag of Dr Roman constantly foiling Ozpin's plans to recruit her. It drives Ozpin and Qrow nuts.
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