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"FILTH! FILTH and...and...oh wow, I don't think some of those crimes even have names."
"Why do I sense cat? It's just cat cat cat cat cat. Not personality, just cat."
"Daddy issues, jobbing and the destruction of almost everything she knows."
"Cookies, adorbs and...tea?"
<YEARS LATER>...
Jaune: *slams hand on table* "How dare you."
Everyone else: *startled*
Jaune: "How dare you court a woman with processed, chain-factory-produced, cardboard garbage! This isn't fresh or organic; this isn't fit to serve a raccoon faunus!"
Blake: "That's racist!"
Jaune: "Quiet, cat! Only food...
Blake: *nosebleed* "Yes, yes, and then I'll be tied up in the corner and forced to watch a superior human woman steal away my husband..." *drools and continues scribbling* "Oooh, and then he'll make me beg for a turn in our own wedding bed, while my suitors realize they'll never match up to...
Salem: *flipping through the Player's Handbook, Complete Arcane, Complete Mage and other spellcaster sourcebooks* "Fascinating! Utterly fascinating! And you say that humanity has developed an entire game about this?"
Jaune: "Um...yes, Miss Salem...?"
Salem: *delighted* "I could never have...
Velvet: "Political advice from Blake? What kind of advice?"
Cardin: "The kind that wins campaigns and guarantees multiple term appointments when you do the exact opposite."
The Blake clones lead a rebellion against their creator.
Weiss took a bite by accident, those cookies are exclusively to celebrate something by JNPR.
Ruby: "Hahahaha, who's Ruby? I'm Ren! See this herbal drink I'm choking down and need cookies to wash off?"
Jaune: "...Ruby, you're just...
Jaune is a true Valean patriot, preaching unity and cooperation.
"So we can still hate Menagerie, right?"
"The island that thinks their catgirls are better than ours? Sure, go nuts."
"I heard their catgirls can't even "nyaaa" right! What about Mistral?"
"Three words: Valean. Ninja. Maids."...
Something something teamwork something something vigilantes something something Jacques cut Weiss off when he got the first bill and saw how many zeroes were on it.
Jaune: "Fou!"*
Pyrrha: "D'awwww, aren't you just adorable!"
Translation: "MERLIN WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP-"
Pyrrha: "What's that sound?"
Jaune: *turning a page in his comic* "That's Ruby. She just got the paperwork from Blake's latest walk along the docks."
Yang...
Honestly, Mercury is a lot more redeemable than Emerald. One is a Cinder simp, the other just went from one master to another.
Mercury just doesn't have titty privilege.