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    Yo, I'm Melonlord, have ratioed over a thousand fruits. Unknown to crust, Nor known to cringe. —...

    Yo, I'm Melonlord, have ratioed over a thousand fruits. Unknown to crust, Nor known to cringe. — I basically write stories. If you’re here for chaos, you’ll be entertained. If you’re here for something that sticks, you might stay. If you enjoy what I write and want to support or read ahead...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 125: Hmm, Tsunade, what are y-you doing

    The journey to the Land of Frost was less a journey and more a series of complaints disguised as conversation. But they quickly arrived at the spa town located between a valley like a secret the 'white' mountains were keeping. Steam rose from dozens of those unnatural hot springs, with...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 124: Kumo's Surrending

    The silence that followed was absolute. Thousands of Kumogakure shinobi stood frozen, barely breathing. Their Raikage and Azula had fought to a standstill, and now they waited, praying their Raikage wouldn't choose to back down. It was finally A who spoke, breaking the silence. "You fought me...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 123: Raikage's Dilemma

    "This is absolutely impossible, and we both know why, Hiruzen." Danzō's voice was wrapped in ice, but his eyes were open flames, the kind that wanted to burn everything Hiruzen had just said. Koharu, despite her issues with him, slid into position beside him as if magnetized. "Hiruzen...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 122: F4 F*ing

    Hiruzen looked up from his ball and found Danzō standing in his doorway, and almost had a heart attack despite him being the one who called. "Danzō," he said, slowly lowering his hands. "You know, most people knock. Some even wait for me to say 'come in'." Danzō wasn't in the mood for...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 121: Hiruzen's Bliss

    A didn't let a little thing like a hole in his gut ruin his day. With his Lightning Release Chakra Armor crackling around him, he simply zipped a bolt of lightning across the wound, which instantly cauterized it, stopping the bleeding. Problem solved. But these cool moves were only to fool...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 120: Proto Plasma Release

    He wasn't wrong, though. She'd give him that much. Azula rolled the thought around like a smooth stone in her palm, turning it over, examining it from every angle. Because that's just what she did. Why don't I use lightning redirection more often? Someone actually has to throw lightning at you...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 119: Jiraya's Worst Nightmare (The Last Toad Standing) [Omake]

    In the center of a clandestine space, a twelve-year-old boy with spiky white hair and a face full of freckles sat cross-legged, his expression one of intense, scholarly focus. Jiraiya of the Sannin, well, Jiraiya of the Academy, soon to be Sannin if he had anything to say about it, was engaged...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 118: Lightning Redirection

    "Tch. Old man is not exactly taking it easy, is he?" Azula didn't even bother finishing the thought before she was on her feet again. Lying down? He would've turned her into a charcoal sketch the second her back touched the floor. Her Lightning Release Chakra Mode wasn't going to win any...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 117: Perfect

    A didn't answer Azula's question right away, mostly because his brain had just finished buffering and was finally processing the absolute chaos around him. When he got teleported here, his danger sense went off like a fire alarm. He felt Azula mid-kill, and there was zero time to scan the area...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 116: A Worthy Opponent

    (???'s POV) So this is what Kirigakure faced? The thought drifts through my mind like smoke as I watch them, two teenagers doing exactly two things: killing, and killing. My body feels wrong. Cold in a way that has nothing to do with the Land of Frost's temperature. I've felt cold before...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 115: What the hell could've happened?

    Azula saw that flicker of confidence in his eyes. The kind a man gets when he's holding a pair of threes but wants you to think he's got a royal flush. Interesting. Her lips curved. So he thought he had something up his sleeve. A trump card. Some hidden ace that would turn the tide. Only one...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 114: Mister D

    The Land of Frost is exactly what it sounds like, a place where even your thoughts feel cold. It's famous worldwide for weather that makes you regret existing outdoors, and as if that wasn't enough, it shares a border with the most aggressively territorial village in the Ninja World...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 113: I'm Coming

    Seeing Azula study him with that knowing smirk, Tajima realized he really understood the truth but just didn't want to accept it. "He's basically crossing his fingers and hoping the other villages decide to play nice," Azula said with a shrug. "Maybe he thinks they're scared of Konoha's...
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    Azula, From The Same Generation As The Sainin (A Naruto fanfic about Azula as an Uchiha)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 112: He Is The Hokage, Surely He Isn't A Fool, Right?

    Tsunade wasn't the only one to enjoy herself after the war council meeting ended, Tajima also enjoyed the rarest of luxuries on the front lines: peace and quiet with his family. Well, as many of his family as he could get. He sat with Fugaku and Asami, with the tent flap tied open to let in the...
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