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Par Tzu

The Indecisive Procrastinator, from NSFW section

Found E-rotic band today. Its name says it all. Feb 10, 2023

Par Tzu was last seen:: Mar 21, 2023 at 1:54 PM

1. Par Tzu
  Found E-rotic band today. Its name says it all.
  
  Feb 10, 2023
2. Par Tzu
  I found something glorious. A Generic Australia JumpChain. It's glorious. that's all.
  
  Dec 29, 2022
  2. Crit Happens
    Question what is that called
    
    Dec 30, 2022
3. WeebTrashMachine
  Par Tzu eating up all the space lolis omnomnom~
  
  Aug 31, 2022
4. Par Tzu
  So I was itching to make a jumpchain story & decided to see my previous one. I regret everything. The itch is gone now. Shame fills me.
  
  Apr 6, 2022
5. Par Tzu
  Now the question is... if everything below 200 cp in pokemon trainer jumpchain cyoa is free, which pokemon I should choose as a starter?
  
  Oct 26, 2021
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  2. Kirakishou
    PRAISE HELIX.
    
    Ahem. While my knowledge of exact values is limited, there are a sizeable amount of pokemon that can learn perish song. A soundproof misdreavus would be fun to write. Especially if it acts similar to how James' pokemon would react to him.
    
    Oct 26, 2021
    
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6. Par Tzu
  so... went through my GDrive and found some.. .weird stories I have written. now I feel weird.
  
  Oct 8, 2021
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7. Par Tzu
  Just reread my jumpchain story... I want to burn it. I mean, the idea was magnificent! I still want to do it! but execution? shit.
  
  Apr 11, 2021
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  2. ReinZero
    That's normal.
    
    Apr 11, 2021
    
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8. Par Tzu
  Fell into rabbit whole known as Vtubers... and Finally got a phone I can play FGO and arknights in- they have eaten majority of my time...
  
  Apr 10, 2021
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  3. NTR Commissar
    With all the clash of ideals, political turmoil, and paramilitary organisations, wuxia would be a better thematic fit for Arknights.
    
    Apr 12, 2021
    
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  4. ReinZero
    Better fit, but not necessarily as interesting.
    
    Apr 12, 2021
    
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  5. NTR Commissar
    I assume you forgot 'the same as', and yeah, but in this case I think it is. IMO the world-building is the most you have to work with for Arknights. The characters themselves aren't exactly well explored in any of the available material.
    
    Apr 12, 2021
    
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9. FreeloaderEX
  I wonder, will you end up writing smut in your story? I'll probably do mine after...50 chapters, maybe.
  
  Also, thanks for showing up.
  
  Sep 16, 2020
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  2. Par Tzu
    I kind of wanted to ask which one of them, but then I remembered that I have only two threads here, a snippet and Jumpchain, so you likely meant jumpchain... I have to admit I forgot about that one... gonna check what I have written in my Google Drive folder for it.
    
    Apr 10, 2021
    
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10. Par Tzu
  I'm an idiot. I just realised why I can't seem to progress most of ny stories. They lack motivation. Just like me.
  
  Aug 15, 2020
  2. tehelgee
    Worldbuilding is all well and good, but a story has to have a plot. My kryptonite. :/
    
    Aug 15, 2020
    
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11. Czlyydwr Llrngwl
  Who's your avatar? She looks kinda Guyver-ish, but they don't tend to have glowy stuff or Popeye arms, and DO have full torso and head coverage.
  
  Aug 2, 2020
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  2. Par Tzu
    Arana (Anya Corazon), a marvel comics spider heroine
    
    Aug 2, 2020
    
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12. Par Tzu
  I got lost in QQ... mostly on GurgleGerbil' thread...and their omakes in other threads...oh my gods, I've become a fan of someone again! :D
  
  Mar 27, 2020
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13. Par Tzu
  ahhh! No! How could I!? I forgot Fou! NOOOOOO got to remake the whole thing again!
  
  Mar 27, 2020
14. Par Tzu
  I've come to the conclusion that Mash is not to be tentacled. So I'll be changing that part at the very least.
  
  Mar 27, 2020
15. Par Tzu
  Omg me why? I had 5 versions and was about to post one of them, had inspiration and wrote & posted brand new 6th version instead. oops.
  
  Mar 20, 2020
16. Par Tzu
  So I just watched F/GO walkthrough up to Lyon...It seems like some fanfics I have read changed things drastically...
  
  Mar 10, 2020
17. Par Tzu
  So Build with every Contract lvl 4 taken in Stardust CYOA is possible huh...who knew?
  
  Dec 1, 2019
18. Par Tzu
  Diebuster first episode and I have one thing to say: Nana is fucking BULLSHIT! in stupid awesome way!
  
  Oct 14, 2019
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  2. Par Tzu
    I finally got off my ass and watched Gunbuster, it was awesome, now I started Diebuster and I'm left laughing and yelling "bullshit, that's fucking bullshit! I love it!"
    
    Oct 14, 2019
    
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19. Par Tzu
  I realized I never read Personal reality supplement from start to finish. I now corrected this mistake. all my warehouses are now islands!
  
  Oct 12, 2019
20. Par Tzu
  just checked out 2.code geass jump doc and I'm salivating! I WANT IT ALL! especially the Code and Damocles!
  
  Oct 8, 2019
21. Par Tzu
  Goddamnit, I thought I had fixed my mouse! apparently not... sorry for the double clicks...
  
  Sep 14, 2019
22. Par Tzu
  man it's nice to have some free time! 3 days I had school basically from 8-20:30, with 2½h going to bus travel. Burnout likely incoming...
  
  Sep 6, 2019
  2. Par Tzu
    heh, forgot to mention the several hour gaps in middle of the day :P so it's actually less than 8 hours of school on those days, but since I can't go home during that time due the distance, I calculate it as whole block...also most of the hours without lessons are filled with me trying to do homework...I'm too sloooooooww at doing them.
    
    Sep 6, 2019
23. Par Tzu
  Plot driven or character driven? now that's a problem for future me!
  
  Aug 15, 2019
24. Par Tzu
  goddamn stupid mouse let me like stuff! 1 click means 1 click not 2! :(
  
  Jul 21, 2019
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  2. pepperjack
    Everyone else tried to like this post, too, but, y'know.
    
    Jul 21, 2019
  3. Sockmonkey
    The contact points may need cleaning. I crack my mouse open every so often to scrape out the gunk.
    
    Aug 2, 2019
    
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25. Par Tzu
  My mouse has gone insane, it double/triple clicks. or pressing left makes it press left and right. or all of those.
  
  Jul 17, 2019
26. Par Tzu
  Guess who forgot their own stories again?
  
  Jul 4, 2019
27. Par Tzu
  wooo! My internet is back! no longer must I rely on a spotty 4g of my smartphone!
  
  May 16, 2019
28. Par Tzu
  Wait, it has been HOW LONG since I last updated my threads!? Where did the time go?
  
  May 9, 2019
29. Par Tzu
  I have noticed a trend in all my stories in my archives and most of the stories I have published here: I summarize a lot. and I hate it.
  
  Apr 5, 2019
30. Par Tzu
  Do I really need to choose? I want them all! all the delicious beginnings! all of them! choosing one above them all is too hard for me! ugh
  
  Mar 25, 2019
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I love to read doorstoppers. I love Disc Golf. I think that the most awesome person in the world is my past self before puberty. I think that the most disgusting person in the world is past me after puberty started. Future me is self righteous asshole who thinks he is better than all of us. Present me is somewhere in the middle.

I love my parents too much to mutilate myself. I identify as Omnisexual Futanari (girl who also has fully-functional-fit-for-fucking-penis). omnisexual as in I would fuck the sun, the moon, the earth and the stars if I could while fucking, raping, getting fucked and raped by men boys, girls, women, monsters, aliens and all the other stuff.
I'm a virgin. I almost lost my virginity 5 times. two times because I was too impatient when my dick didn't fit (I was very young sue me) and left. Two times I almost raped sleeping girl but managed to willpower to not do it and leave. once I was almost "raped" but got cockblocked,

I'd love to write an epic doorstopper with myself as protagonist, but when I start writing I tend to summarize so I could "get to the point" faster or to ensure I get everything down while I still remember it...which looks pretty ugly. My writing tends to also be very "by the seat of my pants" style: I have a plan, start to write and somewhere along the way the story changes dramatically. which is freaking annoying.
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This one hates invisible text. This one likes catgirls. This one loves futanari cause female bodies are almost universally sexy while mens bodies are gross but this one wants dick inside them during sex at some point. Transwomen who have managed to get very womanly look, especially that hot hourglass figure, yet still retained their dicks are super hot.
This one would like to be Futanari... in anime style as this one does not like the existence of back pain, periods, dangerous pregnancies or hormonal imbalances many females complain about. Which is why this one will happily stay male...for now This one has weird standards but is pansexual or omnisexual. This one is mostly into women and select few males and furries and humanoids and god(desse)s and concepts and robots and aliens and tentacles and inseki ( Once as a joke certain friend of big sister called this one a brother because dad was fucking her mom on the regular. That day this one set record to how fast boner can grow. This one was lucky to be carrying a schoolbag on this ones lap. this one saw them only that one time because in embarrassment this one refused to see them again.)

My mess of a Jump-chain story: link
My snippet thread:Par Bin
My FGO Friend Code: 214,383,883
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