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Chapter 10: Meeting the Parents.
January 2, 2010. Brockton Bay, The Pelham House, Crystal's Room.
Sarah Pelham, also known as Lady Photon, gave her daughter a supremely unimpressed look.
"In my defense, you said he could come over."
Ooh, bad move Crystal. You never start off on defense...
Threadmarks: Chapter 9: How Far Would You Go in The Pursuit of Power?
Author's Note: This is a short one, and so is the next one, so you get two today!
Chapter 9: How Far Would You Go in The Pursuit of Power?
January 2, 2010. Brockton Bay, the Pelham House, Crystal's Bedroom.
"Oh shit, I didn't mean to kill him. I thought he said he couldn't take damage?"...
Threadmarks: Chapter 8: The Dangers of the Reckless Pursuit of Power.
Chapter 8: The Dangers of the Reckless Pursuit of Power.
January 2, 2010. Brockton Bay, The Pelham House.
Eric Pelham
Eric watched from the front porch of his house, gobsmacked, as his older sister came out of her friend Bella's car.
"Is that a fucking Pikachu on your shoulder?"
The...
This isn't the first chapter today. If you haven't already, please make sure you go back and read the previous one.
Chapter 7: "Give Me a Toy Please."
January 2, 2010. Brockton Bay
Dave woke up to a… he already forgot if that saying or meme or whatever it was supposed to be was a "familiar...
Threadmarks: Chapter 6: In Which Nothing Really Happens. Promise.
This is a small chapter in which not a ton happens, so you get an extra one right after this.
Chapter 6: In Which Nothing Really Happens. Promise.
January 1, 2010. Brockton Bay.
While he was attempting to escape from Crystal, Dave stubbed his toe on a pebble while being a Minified Old Man...
Chapter 5: Power Testing! Finally!
January 1, 2010. Brockton Bay, Boat Graveyard.
Crystal cut in there "Hold on Bella, if it actually is the best solution to a situation that he has available, wouldn't it be wrong to do anything other than use the Jihad bomb?"
Bella gave Crystal a look of...
Chapter 4: It's Laserdream! "Laze-Laze? Dream!" (Inspiration for this chapter title is the first few seconds of this vid)
January 1, 2010. Brockton Bay, Boat Graveyard.
"Pika Pika!" Dave does his best Pikachu impression as he respawns, his body disappearing from under the towels covering it...
Index: Next chapter ready, will upload after getting image working
Next chapter is ready. Unfortunately, I am not qualified to describe a certain image, so I added a picture. However, I can't seem to figure out how to upload an image to QQ from my desktop instead of from online, and I can't find an online picture of what I want.
If anyone knows how to upload...
Thanks, it seems like a great solution. Unfortunately, when I tried to upload the picture it said "Uploads paused until I can resolve storage issues. Sorry!".
I have no idea how long that is going to last, so sadly, I still need another solution (unless someone is more familiar with Catbox and...
I needed to add an image to my story, but I couldn't find one I wanted online (Well, I did find one, but the image was tiny and I couldn't see the image after I actually clicked on it from the images section of the search engine). So, I found what I wanted in a video and took a snip of it and...
Chapter 3: Who's That Pokemon Cape?!
January 1, 2010. Brockton Bay.
It turns out, when he dies, he goes into Spectator mode.
Continuity of consciousness baby! Dave thought triumphantly. Before realizing he now had a panicking Bella he couldn't communicate with fretting over his dead body...
AN: If you aren't familiar with TTT and/or the Yogscast, you can still enjoy this, but will need to accept deep in your heart that you won't get every single reference in this chapter or the story.
Chapter 2: Who's that Pokemon?
January 1, 2010. Brockton Bay.
"So Bella, can you drive?"
It...
Threadmarks: Chapter 1: The Bagel is the most important thing here
Chapter 1: The Bagel is the most important thing here
January 1, 2010. Brockton Bay.
He woke up on a bed. That was good, he supposed; the problem was just about everything else.
"What's my name, and why do I feel like I should care more about the answer than I actually do?" He asked while...
I sure hope this is the correct box to type this part in. (It wasn't, I had to switch the first threadmark and the thread description)
Hi! This is my first story, and I'm not sure how long it will go on or how much time I will be able to dedicate to it. Please do not raise your expectations...
It's not a dark side exclusive power though? It's actually mainly used by Jedi historically in fact, though now the Disciples of Twilight specialize in it. Jedi Shadows have a variety of invisibility methods, and there is a guy on the High Council (Trebor Cole Coleman Trebor, I got the name...