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  1. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Brad continues his whack-a-moling with passion and vigor. He also casts tailwind on himself for good measure, so that he can beat their heads in even faster.

  2. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Limit breaks for everyone. Brad plays whack-a-mole with the rake and the Salamands.

  3. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Limit breaks for everyone. Brad likes punching things in the nads. Its a talent. "Lets go punch things in their dicks. Or genitals. Or whatever." Brad runs off with the gremlins to find where all the lizard things are, and immediately takes the rake from the puppy and gales...

  4. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Limit breaks for everyone. Brad is caught completely off guard, rage giving way to bewilderment. "Uh, hi? Uh, sorry about that. Sir. And maam i guess. Yeah." Brad is now embarrassed.

  5. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Limit breaks for everyone. "GO FETCH THIS YOU FUCKING MUTT!" Brad screams, as he hurls his rake out the window and storms out of the library in the direction of the woods where they first found the slimes. He needs to pummel the everliving fuck out of something with his own...

  6. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Limit breaks for everyone. Fucking douchenozzling twatfucker. He just got his ass kicked by a puppy. He gets back up on his feet and Gales the ground in front of him, slamming his rake down like a hammer. Next he gales in a full circle around himself to clear the space. Then...

  7. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Limit breaks for everyone. So that spinning wind thing that that dog is doing seems to be slightly effective. Just a little bit. Brad guesses that when in rome, spin the wind around you like a beyblade from hell. And if you're going for crazy, go the whole nine yards. Brad...

  8. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Limit breaks for everyone. Brad sizes up the puppy. Initial look says its adorable and cuddly. And also really windy. Brad uses Backdraft to pull the puppy towards him, and in the same motion spins around to use Gale on the puppy to send it back. The winderlies pick an...

  9. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Spider has gone on a rampage. Brad decides that running around like an asshole isnt gonna help him train properly. He needs a teacher. He heads over to Thoth's library to find him inside. "Hey, Thoth, can you help me train some? I wanna try out some stuff, but I need to know...

  10. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Spider has gone on a rampage. Brad finally awakens from his slumber, fully healed. He then makes his way back up the stairs to his rooms and spends time removing the cast. He then heads out the front door in running shorts and a tank top ready to start some field training...

  11. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. After ten thousand years I'm free. Brad stumbles out of bed and immediately hobbles over to the bathroom. He then proceeds to almost demolish the toilet bowl with the force of his urination. He did drink an assload of magical soda yesterday. After relieving his bladder, he...

  12. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. No Funny Title for you Brad finishes the next pack of sodas, and continues to try and flip the pages of the books with magic. That and he's getting sleepy. He's not really doing much honestly. His minions are off clearing out the marketplace with their gales. Might as well...

  13. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. No Funny Title for you Brad drinks his milkshakes as he watches his minions flutter away. It really is convenient to have them around, even if it goes against his sensibilities. He finishes off his milkshakes, and starts to hit the soda. He practices Message on various...

  14. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Pretty much all about the minions lately. Sweet. Looks like everything works. Brad stumbles to his feet, and thanks Thoth for the teaching. He also gets a bit more food from Thoth, namely two XL milkshakes, as well as a couple books, and hobbles out the door with his things...

  15. You Won A Town. They LIVE!

    Re: You Won A Town. Pretty much all about the minions lately. "Hurblegerbil." Brad still isn't quite used to getting shit thrown in his brain like that. "Warn me first man! Geez." Brad goes through his head, feeling for the spells. He sure finds them, all three of them, glowing like small...
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