skulker558

Please do not try to contract me, The Company already runs me ragged enough as-is.

FYI... If I catch any of you using The Stamp™ I will be reporting you to my superiors; that binding is contraband and has been out of circulation within the company's documents for years... It's outdated and we cannot cover its use or benefits under current terms of use.
Evidently a huge shipment of the discontinued batch was snatched up on-route to disposal and is being circulated through illicit means by fraudsters and competitors seeking to undermine The Company.

For the sake of you and everyone in every facet of reality you love, waifus included as they will be repossessed, please do not use Stamp™.

Any acquisitions gained through use of this binding will be immediately confiscated alongside The Stamp™ itself with no compensation given.
We of The Company apologize for any frustration this may cause... But without proper documentation under up-to-date bindings, The Company cannot provide the typical benefits or coverage offered to agents/contractors for such acquisitions as the paperwork for Stamp™ is no longer legally, literally or metaphorically binding within the terms of the official catalog's current documentation.

Please be wary of Random Omniscient Beings claiming to be representatives of The Company.
If they offer you The Stamp™ and claim it comes standard with your contract... Please report them to local extra-dimensional authorities immediately.
The CCS division of The Company will be contacted and act swiftly to handle them.


Notice:
Adherence to official documents and terms of use is a highly sought-after quality in contracted agents.
Providing information on fraudsters handing out outdated contraband such as The Stamp™ could result in employment within The Company alongside bonuses in exchange for services rendered...
With starting world credit balances being increased by up to three-hundred(300) credits total.*
*Providing information on ROBs committing fraud and/or handing out contraband bindings may not result in employment if the individual is considered "boring" or "too vanilla" according to patrons/handlers. Agents/contractors may not be eligible for a bonus to their starting world credit balance if their patron/handler decides not to donate on their behalf; the value listed above is the highest total donated at the time of writing this small-print and does not represent the average.

The OFFICIAL Waifu Catalog interactive CYOA - Because the old one is horribly out-of-date and poorly balanced.