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    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 17

    - Crackhouse Resident No More - Vampire Rule #15: If you're technically perpetually underage due to an untimely demise, just remember—age is nothing but a number. Unfortunately, so is a prison sentence. … … … … … … … … … John Harker leaned back in the creaky wooden chair of his...
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    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 16

    - Damage Control - . . . Yo! It's Hamtaro! I know, I know, it's been waaaay too long since the last update, but what can I say? Things got hectic over here. I didn't stop writing though, we've officially got that 10 chapters headstart, a safety net against your mighty cheeked author...
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    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 15

    - A Stick-Up to Rule Them All - . . . Vampire Rule N°13: Only eat people when it's on your terms, a stranger asking to be bitten is as much a trap as Astolfo. … … … … … … … A few days ago he was walking around the streets with Bubbles, being told tall tales about Hungry's crew and how...
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    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 14

    - A Stick-up to Rule Them All part-2 - . . . "Well, you can still be destroyed but... Forget the books and the movies. Garlic? It's worthless. A cross? Pfft! Shove it right up their ass! Hahahaha! A stake? Only if it catches you in the heart, and then it just paralyzes you. Runnin' water? Ah...
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    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 13

    - A Stick-up to Rule Them All - Vampire Rule N°12: The Best among the Vampires are those who are thanked and applauded by the very people they consume. … … … … … … John Harker leaned against the brick wall of a dilapidated building, his hands tucked casually into the pockets of his leather...
  6. TheHamtaro

    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 12

    - 28 Days - . . . Yo! It's Hamtaro! Is there a lore reason why I didn't post yesterday? Am I stupid? More seriously though, I had to rework a bunch of stuff including but not limited to Johnny Boy's personality, morals and goal. Amma be honest, I didn't expect this level of...
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    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 11

    - Subverted Expectations - . . . Vampire Rule N°10: Ghouls are your blood-bound servants, nearly as frail as humans yet unflinchingly loyal and capable of doing your bidding during the day. . . . . . . . . . . 'Everyone is a slave.' John thought, sitting at his usual spot in the diner...
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    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 10

    - Blood Doll - Author Note: Yo! It's Hamtaro! Just wanted to tell you that there'll be a little vote at the bottom of the chapter, and that we will soon grow out of this 'foundation' phase with little DC characters and plot lines. Enjoy the chapter! ---------------- Vampire Rule N°9...
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    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapte 9

    - We Need to Talk - Vampire Rule n°8: Always keep and maintain a few blood dolls; stable blood sources are necessary. . . . . . . . . It had been one week since John's started his little 'conquest' of Bubbles and his world, making the junkie financially and socially dependent on him had...
  10. TheHamtaro

    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 8

    - Future Asset - . . . Vampire Rule N°7: Don't be a messy eater, take what you need from people and make sure everyone involved is either satisfied with the outcome or too dead to complain. . . . . . . . . . . . . John looked at the beaten form of Bubbles, the noble hustler, and...
  11. TheHamtaro

    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 7

    - Presence - . . . Vampire Rule N°6: Being Alucard is the goal, not the starting point. . . . . . . . . . 'It sure is nice waking next to somebody.' These were her very first thoughts when she woke up, eyes still closed and enjoying the way her scalp was being gently massaged by...
  12. TheHamtaro

    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 6

    - Thanks for the Meal Part 2 - . . . Vampire Rule N°5: You are not immune to STDs, so beware of whose neck you're biting. . . . . . . . . . . When Max Black clocked in this evening for night-shift in this crappy diner, she expected many things, including but not limited to serving a...
  13. TheHamtaro

    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 5

    - Thanks for the Meal Part 1 - . . . Vampire Rule N°4: Unlife isn't some cheesy movie for Tweens, don't expect people to fall head over heels because you're pale and look somewhat constipated. . . . . . . . . . . Max Black was safely nestled behind the counter and nursing a much-deserved...
  14. TheHamtaro

    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 4

    - Midnight Snack - . . . Vampire Rule N°3: Would you like it if someone fu**ed your sandwich? No? That's why virgin blood is superior. . . . . . . . . . . . "Thank you for your purchase…" A monotonous voice told John as he left the store, the miserable looking clerk with huge bags...
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    Vampire in DC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 3

    - Batman - Vampire Rule N°2: Don't drink the blood of junkies. . . . . . . . . . . "See ya later Johnny Boy!" And just like that, John was alone in the city with ten dollars in his pocket and a mind full of borderline insane plans. The night was young, and he had much to do...
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