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TheRealNoodlehammer
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    1. Rikov
      Rikov
      Love your stuff, man. Shame the FF.net mods are slimeballs. I suppose I should give For Love of Magic a re-read now :P
      Sep 2, 2021
    2. ClassyEffect
      ClassyEffect
      Aye just made an account here for you man love your stories and hope this site works well for you man. Much love
      Sep 2, 2021
    3. Oxymoron
      Oxymoron
      ite
      Sep 2, 2021
    4. Snipa
      Snipa
      I'm here to support you, Noodle! Sorry ta her bout what happened on ffnt. Also, I'mma poke around and see if I find anything i like here... never been here before.
      Sep 2, 2021
    5. ArcherOfBlades
      ArcherOfBlades
      I think it will be Very interesting seeing how you’re stories get commented on through threads.
      Sep 2, 2021
    6. JKingSniper
      JKingSniper
      Hello I hope to continue reading your works
      Sep 2, 2021
    7. anhrefn
      anhrefn
      The "Real" Noodlehammer? That's exactly the name an impostor would use.
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. Marethyu, Absque Zer0, Torcer and 3 others like this.
      2. kinglugia
        kinglugia
        Because there's already a Noodlehammer account, so...
        Oct 3, 2021
    8. Conspiracy
      Conspiracy
      Happy that you moved your stuff to QQ man your stories are fantastic, sorry that the mods on ff forced you to migrate though that sucks.
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. Zodiak likes this.
    9. Amdar210
      Amdar210
      Happy to find you here! Hope this site works better than the last one!
      Sep 2, 2021
    10. Gingi71
      Gingi71
      Bienvenido a QQ amigo, hope that you have a great time here.
      Sep 2, 2021
    11. TikkyMikk
      TikkyMikk
      Nice to see you here and now imma re read cause I'm bored.
      Sep 2, 2021
    12. LeadVonE
      LeadVonE
      Sorry to hear what happened on ffnet. I may not agree with all your views, but I do not agree with the premise that such disagreement means I'm supposed to not enjoy your stories. And if there's one thing I cannot abide, it's the selective application of rules for political ends. Hope to see your stories continue on here. I signed up, just so I could keep getting updates!
      Sep 2, 2021
    13. Xx_BoneIdle_xX
      Xx_BoneIdle_xX
      Welcome to QQ! Love your stuff on ffnet and I was quite surprised with what happened to your account ...
      Sep 2, 2021
    14. igfry
      igfry
      Ayyy, I love your stuff man! Sorry about the dickhead mod on ffnet but welcome to QQ!! We'll appreciate you!
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. Zodiak, gustyeagle, Lestallum and 3 others like this.
    15. Goddessa39
      Goddessa39
      Here I am! I'm glad you're not putting off your story and am sorry you have to look for other avenues to publish it on. Glad to see you still around and am looking forward to an update.
      Sep 2, 2021
    16. GrandmasterEli
      GrandmasterEli
      Just read your "Not a chapter" AN. Real sorry that happened to you. Unfortunately, people abusing what little power they are given over other people on the internet happens everywhere. Glad to see it won't stop you.
      P.S. The part of that AN that got me the most excited wasn't hearing about the next chapter of Metagaming? but instead that you've been binging Worm fanfics.
      Sep 2, 2021
      2. GrandmasterEli
        GrandmasterEli
        I know Harry is going to be in WoW for a while, and I could never see him going to a place like Worm on his own initiative, with its low magically energy now that he's tasted the "forbidden fruit".
        Sep 2, 2021
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      3. GrandmasterEli
        GrandmasterEli
        But Eldritch Abominations giving corrupted knowledge to humans to "harvest" their creativity, Society slowly collapsing, an idiot Illuminati running around, Racism loud and proud in the streets, the Dimensional Walls looking like swiss cheese? I'd pay to see your Harry dive into that.
        Sep 2, 2021
    17. Asstro
      Asstro
      Welcome home, Noodle.
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. igfry, Onion Ninja and Silver W. King like this.
    18. Shadow777
      Shadow777
      I'm so pissed off I love your writing style and story telling, and i don't know how to use this site. But by god and the devils I shall learn. Damnit all!!!!!! Fuck FF for this BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. LanzCorporalAssWipe and Snake/Eater like this.
      2. LanzCorporalAssWipe
        LanzCorporalAssWipe
        You must learn the ways of the QQ my friend. For this place is a Paradise of Lewds and Lemons.
        REJOICE!
        Sep 2, 2021
        Venyr4434 likes this.
    19. BlacBeltSkittlez
      BlacBeltSkittlez
      Welcome my noodley friend. Sorry to hear bout what happened on FFN but you're still going strong so that all the matters.
      Sep 2, 2021
    20. falco
      falco
      Welcome to this filthy and wretched hive of scum and debauchery! Time to get a profile pic, my man. You gonna change it or are you going to keep the one from FFN?
      Sep 2, 2021
    21. Livy
      Livy
      Welcome to the QQ hope you like it here more than FF :p
      Sep 2, 2021
    22. Gpp
      Gpp
      Well well well..looks who's here..welcome mate...just lemme go and give FF 1 * rating..lol
      Sep 2, 2021
    23. LanzCorporalAssWipe
      LanzCorporalAssWipe
      Welcome to QQ, you made a good choice. As much as FFN is still the popular choice for fanfics it's slowly going downhill for a long time now. Enjoy the freedom of writing without fearing stories suddenly disappearing, within reason.
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. gustyeagle and falco like this.
    24. John Conner
      John Conner
      Sorry to hear about your troubles with FFN. If you need it I have a copy of For Love of Magic that I downloaded off FFN a while back for offline reading.
      Sep 2, 2021
      2. Anyu Maaka
        Anyu Maaka
        Hello, I would very much like to get that copy if you'd be willing to share it. I am currently kicking myself for not downloading it in the first place, just in case.
        Sep 4, 2021
    25. Marcrawsky
      Marcrawsky
      You may want to put them up of ao3 as well so that the stories can be put in there series.
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. Godslayer221, Onion Ninja and Thrackerzod like this.
    26. Dylan Nunn
      Dylan Nunn
      Sorry about what happened on FF love your work dude looking to forward to reading it on here i guess now lol
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. Onion Ninja, Evilhippy and Fizzypower like this.
    27. Mr.Heller
      Mr.Heller
      Hello there.
      Sep 2, 2021
    28. keyofsouls
      keyofsouls
      Had no Idea this site was even a thing but I've been a long time fan on FF.net and I refuse to stop reading the stories you put out so I guess I'm stalking you to this site.
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. GetRektNuub, Sandsforever and Onion Ninja like this.
    29. Thrackerzod
      Thrackerzod
      Welcome to QQ!
      Sorry that circumstances have taken you from your preferred platform, but I'm glad to see your stories live on here.
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. Hadrian.Caeser likes this.
    30. Liquid Night
      Liquid Night
      Welcome to QQ Noodlehammer, happy to see you join us.
      Sep 2, 2021
      1. ggkushgg, Hatecrime, Fizzypower and 2 others like this.
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    Once upon a time a man had an idea that he would make money by selling original fiction on Amazon. That man also thought that it would be a good idea for his first foray into that field to be a bodice ripper sold under the transparently porny name of Jennifer Haze. That man was, in hindsight, perhaps not as clever as he thought he was. That man was I.

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