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Threadmarks: Chapter 11: Arc 2: Goblins Slaughtered, a Dungeon Found, and Kakashi fucks up
Alright, so I can officially advertise the (Patreon) because the next chapter is on Patreon. That's a link there, the first one.
As is every chapter all the way to 153 at the moment.
But I do wanna be really, really clear here. Uh, SV/SB has chapter 133. So like, you have a long way to go...
Threadmarks: Chapter 10: Arc 2: Team Bonding, a Wild Haku's murder button is broken, and a Random Encounter has Implications
This chapter is the first real hint as to what I meant by "This is AU"
It's legitimately alternate universe, shit outside of Naruto canon is going to happen and sometimes it's ridiculous.
I get a message about this chapter probably 6 to 7 times a year and I need you to understand I do not care...
I've been a commission writer on QQ since long before I started this story.
I miss being here and interacting with people and my hope is that by crossposting here I can maybe gain something financially from this story via attention.
I doubt even one person from here is going to join the...
Threadmarks: Chapter 9: Arc 2: An Edgy Girl gets a Quest, and Finds her Old Gameboy!
Genuinely forgot, whoops.
That's one issue with 1 post a day instead of you know, 30.
Actively have to remember to go grab the chapter off SV and put it here.
Crossposting here has been memory lane, seriously. I'm being reminded of both awesome moments and terrible mistakes I made, and we...
Threadmarks: Chapter 8: Arc 2: Tears are Dried, and the Training Begins!
AN: Looking back, I love this arc. I coulda been more upfront with the themes, taken it seriously a bit earlier, or any number of small things but ultimately this arc is what I ended up with and I'm so glad I did.
What was she supposed to say? She's not sure, but she knows it wasn't the stuff...
Threadmarks: CH 7: Arc 2: Death Does Not Distinguish Between The Feeble Or The Brave
So I already had someone question my posting plans. I plan to update once or twice a day for the next several months. The story has public chapters up to 133 over on SV/SB, and 152 on Patreon.
It'd just be a real pain in the ass to port everything over all at once, that would take several days...
Threadmarks: CH 6: Arc 2: The Waves of Bloody progress Begin
This is the start of Arc 2 and I follow the same thing canon did. I went from slice of life to dramatic and serious to some extent.
Still always going to be comedy in this story though, it's what I enjoy.
"The next mission for Team 7 is, an errand to the neighboring town... to baby-sit the...
Threadmarks: CH 5: Self Care, a Dramatic Spar, and the Friendly Fire Kunai
"Am I pretty?" She can't help but ask herself while looking in the mirror. Dull eyes have turned colorful and vibrant, looking right back at her like little gems. The bags under her eyes are gone, her skin has cleaned up, even her forehead looks less big with giant bags no longer such a big part...
Threadmarks: CH 4: Her first D-Rank mission, and Discoveries are Made
She's practically vibrating when she arrives at the training ground at seven, it's the fateful Monday where she'll prove she really is wide eyed and bushy tailed and nothing can stop her. Which is odd, because before this gaming system she never woke up before noon without feeling like hell...
Threadmarks: CH 3: The World while Awake, and a Prophesy is Foretold.
A week passes in relative silence.
Gaming during the day, trying to sleep during the night. It's difficult, incredibly difficult, and despite his orders not to train she does it anyway.
Strength has increased to 31, for reaching Genin Strength, you have unlocked the "Genin Strength" trait...
Threadmarks: CH 2: Heavy Emotions are Felt, and Sakura is given an elite solo mission: Sleep
Gonna bolt through a lot of the first chapters because the Patreon doesn't have anything before chapter 12 and therefore I can't even link it until then. I'll be going back to edit the link in earlier after that point.
Smile.
"I have failed every single student that has taken the bell test...
1. I'm going to ignore almost any and all negativity, this story is over a year old and I've been there, done that. I'm over it. Enjoy the story and smile. A lot of criticisms aren't even relevant because I have grown greatly as a writer since starting the story.
2. This story is in several SFW...
Threadmarks: The Start of an Adventure, now if only she was awake for it.
Finally cross posting this story. It's been a huge part of my life for over a year but it's always felt awkward not having it on here, even if it's not in the main section because it's 100% SFW.
QQ is my home, and if nothing else it should at least be here even if no one reads it. Have fun...
Lowering my Comm price to 2.0 for the next two weeks, Limit 10K to each customer. Payments must be secure and sent before the 5th of August for it to count. That's $40 for 2000 words.