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Biigoh
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Biigoh

Primordial Tanuki

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Viva La France~ Mar 22, 2024 at 12:29 AM

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      so the story goes like this

      There once was a powerful eunuch who wanted to create a martial art and inner energy technique that would allow him to grow back his... tool

      thus he created the sunflower manual

      Sometime later, the abbot of shaolin got his hands on the sunflower manual and stored it within the shaolin temple
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Lol yeah
        Jan 31, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        maybe it's called the sunflower manual because it's the shape of a anus
        Feb 1, 2024
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Mabbe
        Feb 1, 2024
    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      so thats what a jade bed is

      i thought it was a block of jade

      but no its just like those seat padding taxi drivers use
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        I don't know... those TV shows depict them as a block of jade~
        Jan 31, 2024
    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      vtubers will never love you, waifus will never love you, true love is a lie
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Bork!
        Jan 31, 2024
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    4. d.fish
      d.fish
      so I'm reading that story, right, and it's like, half the time, he's fighting the war of resistance and under yuan shikai, but then the other half the time, he's looking for ghost pussy and demon pussy???
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        War and love are side by side?
        Jan 31, 2024
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    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      The reason why so many "want to be a dragon rider (the literal term translated to english is dragon knight however)" is because the heroine is xiaolongnv whose name is translated as little dragon girl, but the term is somewhat defamatory because in jin yong's novel, the dragon rider is the taoist rapist who raped xiaolongnv
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        ???
        Jan 31, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        condor heroes???
        Jan 31, 2024
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Return of Condor Heroes!
        Jan 31, 2024
    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      so because it's considered unethical over here people report web stories that contain mother daughter rice bowls if you know what I mean
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      2. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        but that's my favorite dish
        Jan 30, 2024
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        lol yes
        Jan 30, 2024
    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      Remember Fist of Legend? Mitsuko Yamada was pretty cute
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    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      Kinda wanna see like, a shitty harem web story, like, "I just learned xianxia cultivation and then I isekaied to revolutionary era america, but it's a gestalt world of all the books/movies/shows set in this period"

      so it's like, there's lincolns hunting vampires, and there's vampire diaries vampires, and then there's also skelly pirates in the caribbeans, and shit
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        lol
        Jan 30, 2024
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    9. d.fish
      d.fish
      the era of more staff members being touhou has ended
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        so what's this gen



        also, forums are for old people, so mods being last gen makes sense
        Feb 3, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Tanuki dun even know
        Feb 3, 2024
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        that's because tanuki is even older :P
        Feb 3, 2024
    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      Welcome to the Tanuki Lostbelt, where all humans are tanuki, and thus this world is unnecessary.
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Tanuki never claimed to be smort or wise. Thankfully, it's still a better world than the Fairy Britain one.
        Jan 29, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Arturia Tanuki
        Jan 29, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Oh noes
        Jan 31, 2024
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    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      saw this one title that was like "Type Moon: Start by Riding Medusa and Exploring Sakura's Body"
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Pft!
        Jan 29, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        only 58 chapters though
        Jan 29, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Sounds hilarious thou
        Jan 29, 2024
    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      you died of overwork and woke up, thinking that you isekaied

      but actually you're just azathoth
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      3. Ranni The Witch
        Ranni The Witch
        I......I thought ........you were a Tanuki under all of that
        Jan 28, 2024
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      4. Florian
        Florian
        There are layers to the dream like in Inception. You have to wake up multiple times and maybe also fall asleep multiple times.
        Jan 28, 2024
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Borks!
        Jan 29, 2024
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    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      I think I get it, you know, "The Root" in English seems fine, but when in Chinese, it's another term for penis, like "his life root" or whatever, so in Type Moon, maybe Gaia is a futa?
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    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      Imagine being called Coral and Maitreya instead of Sango and Miroku.
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    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      I can kind of understand that villain system. If we put it in a stupider series, like DXD, or a normal series, like Ranma, then it's like you fucked Issei's mom or Ranma's mom, and then took a bit of their luck, had kids with their moms, took more luck, so now Issei can't beat his enemies as easily, or the girls won't love him "just because he's kind", or even get that stupid red hand glove
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        the ugly bastard gets NTRed, hmmm, it never happens in doujins, but I think this is something that should happen more

        well, it's more like, ugly bastards never get married in the first place

        how he married nodoka...
        Jan 29, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        He wasn't ugly back then? Also not fat, but muscles
        Jan 29, 2024
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        I dunno man, he looks like he's got that look like he stepped in some dog doodoo
        Jan 29, 2024
    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      it seems like "licking dog" is more than just "simp"

      because simp seems to be more... simple? like, just a sort of giving in, but licking dog is like, "oh no, I can't be matched with her because she doesn't like me enough yet, so I don't want to force her or push her boundaries, I want to respect her wishes, so if she can't love me, then I'll protect her silently from behind the scenes" like a sort of overconcern?
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        You're a well trained dog who only knows how to lick to please it's mistress
        Jan 28, 2024
    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      all things aside, there is one big difference between rwby and dldl in how fast people grow up, like in rwby, you have jaune, who's an emotional idiot several seasons in, and then in dldl, you have kids who just entered the academy having several girlfriends while also visiting whorehouses on the weekends at the same time

      like... one is "here's a safety bubble everything's sanitized inside" and the other is too real
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        maybe it's not a matter of content but context

        america is too pc?
        Jan 25, 2024
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      after watching all those NTR and cheating korean and chinese dramas, I feel like the JRPG fantasy "loli elf gets kidnapped by a band of orges/goblins/orcs and then gangraped until she's broken into a breeding sow machine" genre can't even fuck with my head in the slightest bit at all anymore
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Lol...
        Jan 28, 2024
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      saw this one version of dual cultivation technique where one steals the "origin", "fate", and "luck" of the other through this; but it's damped so it's not like usurpation, more like "I made you lose your 'fate', so the people who loved you kinda don't, your talents are kinda gone, and you're not gonna get anywhere further in life, and I get a generic +1 boost to my powers"
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        "but you got 1 secks"
        Jan 24, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Yesh... but it's still a harsh price to pay for the seggs!
        Jan 28, 2024
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        still got seggs
        Jan 29, 2024
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    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      金刚 = adamantine = unbreakable = vajra = king kong

      so

      it's time to cultivate a king kong body
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Fish will be monkey fish?
        Jan 23, 2024
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      "My name is Tsunade, I'm from a small town in a small feudal kingdom."
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        It's not wrong
        Jan 23, 2024
    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      but looking back with a more professional eye, douluo dalu can't compare with rwby in terms of set choreography, camera work, costume design, uhhh all the "animation" stuff

      both are "teens in magic fighting school" type animations, but well, one is more traditionally/professionally made

      and the other is a web novel story animated in a game engine

      hmmm
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        but that isn't to say the other isn't any good, I mean, there's a lot of depth to be discovered in the politics, layered plots, and complex set pieces, but it's buried under the shittiest possible animation quality, made all the worse by making it in uncanny vally 3d
        Jan 20, 2024
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      maybe the reason why those ming, song, tang, etc. chairs are so wide that you can't rest both your arms on each armrest at the same time is because they're made for people who can hug a girl in each arm, so it's actually chairs made to fit three people, but this is lewd, so it's left out of the records, but it was common sense at the time, sort of like how vhs is common sense back then, but no one remembers now
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      2. Florian
        Florian
        entirely possible
        Jan 20, 2024
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      so it's not really "west factory" or "east factory", but you know because eunuchs are called gonggong, and where they're based is the gongchang, and a factory is gongchang too, but I don't think there's any other translations for it unless you just call it, what, "west eunuch workhouse" and "east eunuch workhouse"?
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      2. Yuhabahha
        Yuhabahha
        The glorious tanuki has transformed into a yan looking hot goth girl...I'm not sure how to feel about this
        Jan 20, 2024
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    26. Spin_helix
      Spin_helix
      To confirm the account I need to publish a message I don’t know how to do this please help
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    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      "Conquer others with virtue" *hands you a brick with the word 'virtue' written on it*
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    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      Recently got back into historical fiction, right? So I read this one, 穿越大唐:当个闲王这么难 by 悟途, and it's like about being the tenth prince of the Tang Dynasty, and it's really good because of how relaxing it is, there's still the usual tech stuff, but mostly it's about political intrigue, profiteering, and world domination through proxies, instead of, you know, violence and wars and booze and shit
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        That does sound interesting.
        Jan 20, 2024
    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      maybe only the lower dantian is in the balls
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        !!! Ish dat soh?
        Jan 20, 2024
    30. d.fish
      d.fish
      but anyway, in chinese, a strip club isn't a "club where people take off clothes", but a "疯马秀", as in a "crazy horse show", so Ranma is actually just anime Magic Mike
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