Biigoh

You'd think he's just some nobody named Tie Muzhen, but maybe he's actually some somebody named Chengjisi Han, or maybe even an important person named Chinggis Khagan, or there's a chance he is a very important person named Dayuan Taizu Shengwu Huangdi, but he's definitely not some random face in the crowd if he has a name like Genghis Khan.

So it's kind of inconsistent. Like in some periods, it's illegal for business people/traders to wear silk, and sometimes it's illegal for any not of the immediate royal family to own yellow silk clothes, and then sometimes, no one gives a shit.

So for some reason the Navagraha Rahu becomes "Demonic Dao Ancestor Luohou" wtf? Honghuang setting is so sinocentric, but when you peel the layers off, like 90% of the setting is actually characters from outside of China

*culturally appropriates tanukis*

Das Tanukital

Someone did a Honghuang-styled Greek Mythology and it's pretty good; protagonist is a soft, fragrant, weak, and easy to push down loli goddess named Hebe too. Bit much on the cultivator stuff, but it's alright.

If you think about it, Jiraiya is incompetent. He has access to the old toad, and yet, he doesn't know anything about the history of the ninja world. He pursues world peace, but he doesn't know where the origin of chakra and conflict came from. So he's just an irresponsible, incompetent idealist, and if he wasn't the protagonist's teacher, he'd be a joke and a clown.

"The Miracle Doctor Comes Down the Mountain as the Dragon King Wolf Warrior who Returns to the City to be a Domineering Son-in-Law Recovers His Reincarnated Memories as the Immortal Emperor After Signing in to the Shenhao System with his Seven Sisters...

... to be faceslapped."

My name is Uchiha Madara. I'm 90 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Sangaku no Hakaba, where all the tunnels are, and I am not married. After having a glass of warm milk and plotting world peace for 20 minutes, I never have problems sleeping. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get 8 hours of sleep. Just like a baby, I wake up every morning... ready to dance. I am the Ninja Dance King.

What's interesting is that in Honghuang setting, the Demonic Dao Ancestor Luohou, you know, opposite of the Dao Ancestor Hongjun, is most famous for his "Killing Spear" that can kill anything forever the moment it's used before it strikes, and I'm thinking did they copy this from Type Moon's E rank Luck mongrel missile dog, because this isn't in Chinese folklore

Thanks again. Everything is working now. I really appreciate the help.

This tanuki seems... pendulous...

For some reason, Chinese fanfics have the Tygar Claws being led by Yoko Taro

Historical Gilgamesh probably passed through Mount Mashu, so if you think about it, Gilgamesh NTR Mash from Fujimaru is canon.

hm

Yakumo Yukari "Seventeen years old bishoujo"
Horaishan Kaguya "Sixteen years old bishoujo"

hmmm

shriveling soft pillar

Read this really hilarious "Ultra Competent Sasuke" story, and there's this one bit where he copies Obito's Kamui, and then kills the Daimyo of Fire and burns down his mansion, and then tells the other daimyos that if they don't play along with Konoha, then "Uchiha Obito might visit you one day", and the actual Obito's like

Feels like we're missing a lot of English resources; can't find any source talking about the Kongtong Seal being the crystallization of Human Luck, like the core of Alaya if it was in Type Moon, and being found in Shouyang Mountain... but it seems to be a common sense thing in Chinese sources?

it's that mooncake time of the year again

It feels like authors who get "ambitious", as in trying to weave an "engaging story" with a "massive world" filled with many "alive characters", but forget their original premise, tend to write shit stories. Like this asshole who started off with "Urban Pokemon 'Cut Hu' Type", MC gets an Alpha Totem Magikarp before "hero" could...

...and then he never steals opportunities of that kind ever again.

>:|

You know how "zhu" is the pronunciation for "orb" and for "pig", so a lot of magical treasures tend to be orbs, right, so this one AI art web novel kept on drawing the characters holding a pig instead of an orb, so you'd see this dude holding a little round pig that's glowing like it's a super saiyan and shiny like a shiny pokemon, and being so happy to have it and everything

There's a saying that Momoshiki and Isshiki arrived so late, in devilspawn Boruto era, because they saw that Emperor Gai was in a wheel chair

They never really showed Otsutsuki Hamura's wife, or Hagoromo's for that matter, but the point is, Hamura went to the moon and made a clan of basically semi-clones. So, what, did he just jerk off on the moon and his semen just turned into eggs that formed the moon Otsutsuki/Hyuugas or something?

Because of the censorship, there's this meme these days, where instead of "fade to black" or the more popular "skipped 10,000 words here", they write instead "I know you don't like this lewd part of the plot, so I'll just read it myself and skip it for you"

Apparently, Kogil is also known as Baby Pika

Hate it when the author loses the plot and then starts filling filler everywhere; there's this one xianxia story where the MC realizes he's in a Battle Through The Heavens (Doupo) plot where he's about to divorce a girl who lost her talents, he stops this... and then the next two hundred chapters has nothing to do with this girl outside of her leveling up and being thankful to him wtf

I forgot, but she could probably show up after Kiritsugu died and kill Shirou and take the sheath

Ereshikigal's eresh kegels

So there's this old TV series where an asshole and his future brother-in-law went back in time to Qin Dynasty era, and Liu Bang, founder of Han, sold the brother-in-law to the palace and made him a eunuch, and the asshole protagonist kept trying to "keep history the way it is" despite it hurting brother-in-law more and helping Liu Bang, because "no paradoxes";

I don't understand how the wuxia realms came to be; (third grade, second grade, and then first grade of) "acquired"/"houtian", "innate"/"xiantian", and then for some reason both the next two realms can be translated as "grandmaster" and then "grand master" wtf, after that it's simpler, just "earthly sage" and then "heavenly being"