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Zombie Invasion Underway!

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Guys, I think it's worse than you thought. The nerds behind the glass are panicking about like, four? zombie outbreaks
 
Me acabo de enterar de este desastre. ¿Quie fue el paciente cero? Así será más fácil encontrar la causa
 
The current Mods and Admin made use of a Dark Ritual, that perverted the Sciences and where their acts are an affront to both Magic and Reality, brought back The First. But upon the return of The First, so too did The First bring about a plague that not even the Princes of Hell would ever tolerate. Now QQ suffers and her people desperately fight back against the growing tide of Undead.

Reports indicate that some of the Undead exhibited unique and disturbing traits. Unconfirmed reports are circulating that once ancient crypts and tombs are active once again pouring forth more hellish monstrosities to the wider public. It is still unknown as to whether the threat may be contained. Gods help us all. -Last known broadcast of an amateur reporter in the ruined streets of QQ.
 
Oh holy shit zombies. That made my jaw drop, sort of. I would be more freaked out but zombodie kind of just sucked out of that fear with their hemurous rendition of them, ya know? I can never unsee that rando asking the zombie version of his crush to be his ghoulfriend. Shit was sad, but laughed, and ever since then, I haven't been able to take them seriously, they don't really have a leg to stand on when they're that incompetant ya know? They just shamble around with their arms propped up, groaning their asses off, ruining any chance at an ambush, they lack brainzz.
 
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I'M FROM QUESTIONABLE QUESTING AND I SAY KILL EM' ALL!​

 
Okay, now the zombies're following me like abandoned puppies…? For some reason I guess zombies think I'm some kind of big-shot, dunno why.

Unrelated, my hair also turned blonde and a star-shaped birthmark showed up on the nape of my neck? Today's been weird, is my point. Probably shouldn't have touched that weird stone mask…
 
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