Robby Keene took his stance and took a measured deep breath, then slowly exhaled. Corded muscles tensed up and down his arms and legs, then relaxed again. Across the ring waited his opponent – to all surface appearances an ordinary-looking young man only several years older than him, but actually an inhuman monster.
Vampires are real, and now I'm fighting one to the death. Robby thought to himself.
For the amusement of an entire pack of them, plus whoever they're streaming this to. A small part of his mind marveled that he wasn't gibbering in terror right now, but there was no room in his heart for fear. Just a cold, gnawing despair… and an even more cold and intent
anger.
That smirking bastard recognized Tory's picture in my wallet. Robby fumed to himself.
He knew
who she was. He must have seen her before. And if they've been kidnapping kids who can fight for their sick deathmatches, then- He looked down at the stained cement floor that he
knew had recently seen the blood of the girl he loved, and took another deep breath.
I'm sorry I was too late, Tory. Robby thought quietly to himself.
I broke my promise. But I'm making a new one, right now. And I'll keep it or die trying.
"Let's go, last place." Robby curled his lip scornfully. "I've got a whole tournament ladder to climb, and it starts with you."
"Boss, I'm thinking we should have
drug tested this kid before we set him up." The young vampire – 'Mike', Mr. Trick had called him – rolled his eyes. "Can you believe how Hollywood this shit is?"
"Then it's up to you to show him that life ain't a movie." Mr. Trick smirked from where he sat overseeing the arena from the announcer's table. "
Game on!"
Robby shifted his weight to his back foot and kept his fists down at his side, patiently waiting for his opponent's first move.
These things are faster than humans. Got to let him come to me-
Mike threw one feint, then another, drawing only the smallest reactions from Robby. On the third feint he took a long step forward, his fast lashing out in a furious arc, only for it to fall short as Robby weaved back just out of reach and then immediately returned to his standing position. Robby's rapid counter-punch slammed into Mike's undefended ribs but the vampire shook off the blow like it wasn't even there. Mike capitalized on the opening in Robby's defense with a roundhouse that was just barely caught in time by Robby's double forearm block, although Mike's vampiric strength still knocked him back out of his stance. Mike immediately lunged to the attack again, capitalizing on the latest opening to leap forward and try and throw a flying knee into Robby-
-and Robby immediately cartwheeled forward and left, flipping in mid-air
over Mike's advance to land behind him and immediately snap a low kick into the back of Mike's knee as he landed. The vampire's forward leg collapsed under his weight and left him sprawling forward to crash headfirst into the enclosing fence. However, Robby's immediate rush forward to follow up ran directly into the sprawling Mike's hasty mule kick, and Robby barely managed to get his arms up again in time to keep the vampire's superhumanly strong legs from caving in his ribs. As is, Robby was taken clean off his feet by the force of the blow and launched sprawling back across the arena to barely keep his footing as he touched down almost ten feet away, with livid bruises starting to show on both of his forearms.
Although temporarily knocked out of breath from the blow, Robby's body was so full of adrenalin that the pain from his bruises didn't even touch his awareness. He fell back into his stance just barely in time to weave to the side away from one of Mike's punches, swatted away another punch while using the momentum to keep circling left, and disrupted the timing of the third by snapping a low kick directly into Mike's advancing leg as he stepped in to punch again.
Good form on his punches, not much kicking, very basic footwork. Street fighter, maybe with some boxing experience. Robby evaluated.
But he's faster, stronger, and won't run out of breath-
Robby pivoted and leapt forward, pressuring Mike with an elaborate feint-and-sidekick to the head intended more to intimidate than to actually do damage. Robby's heart leapt into his mouth as Mike's vampire speed allowed him to seize his kicking leg in mid-air, but without hesitation Robby immediately leaped off his standing leg, pivoted on the leg he was being held by in mid-air, and brought his foot scything viciously around to slam directly into the side of Mike's face. Dazed with the force of the blow Mike let go of his ankle and staggered away to the side, and Robby nimbly twisted in mid-air and landed on the balls of his feet. A thin rivulet of blood ran down from the scrape Robby had left on Mike's cheekbone.
"First blood to the live one!" Mr. Trick's voice broke through Robby's focus.
"Whoever laid their money on that
long shot just cleaned up, so congratulations to you all!"
Mike howled in rage and shifted into game face, charging forward with his arms outstretched to grapple and tackle. Robby grasped both of Mike's outstretched wrists and fell backwards, pulling Mike off his feet and up and over his head as the supine Robby brought both feet up into Mike's stomach and kicked off hard. The sacrifice throw sent Mike soaring high into the air to land like a sack of bricks on the concrete floor almost twelve feet away.
Robby expertly kipped-up and landed directly on his feet, his teeth set in a grimace of pain but his resolve still absolute. He turned 180 degrees to face back towards his opponent, who was still painfully picking themselves up off the floor, and calculated icily.
He's still got his defenses up, I can't risk closing in now. And as soon as he regains his footing he's going to go berserk. One solid hit and I'm done… but if I can set him up, make myself an opening…
The next fifteen seconds were the most frantic weaving and blocking Robby had ever done in his life, as a merciless opponent physically superior to anyone he'd ever even
imagined fighting before pressed his attack with murderous fury. Only his opponent's relative lack of training and subsequent telegraphing of his blows let Robby survive at all – every weave, dodge, sidestep, or block was just
barely in time even with the advanced warning he was receiving, as the vampire utilized the full potential of his augmented speed and endurance. Even then the almost-hits still staggered Robby slightly, and left him with a nasty bruise on his cheekbone and several more bumps and cuts.
At the speed they were going Robby had no opportunity for conscious calculation, his every reaction driven solely by honed instinct and merciless training. But those sufficed as Robby suddenly switched from full defense to offense at
exactly the right instant. Mike had been lunging in yet again, the full weight of his body thrown behind his furious jab, and so he was unable to redirect his momentum in time as his blocking and dodging opponent instead suddenly rooted and committed to a furious spin kick – a kick that brought Robby's outstretched foot, swinging around with the power of a mace-and-chain, directly into contact with the outstretched knuckles of Mike's right hand as it punched forward.
Robby's aggressive kicking parry used the force of Mike's own vampiric strength against him to shatter his knuckles and snap his finger bones as surely as if Mike had punched a granite wall. The vampire's throaty, distorted howl almost overloaded the microphone as he stumbled back, clutching his broken hand in agony.
"Holy shit, folks, did you see that? Our boy Robby is on fire!" Mr. Trick's voice momentarily faded into Robby's awareness again before reverting to a background murmur.
"Fuckin' hell, kid." Mike spoke to his opponent for the first time, shocked out of his blind rage by the sheer unexpected
pain. "Now I can see why the boss actually wants to turn you."
"He can get in here and
try." Robby replied furiously.
Mike clutched his injured hand to his side and raised his other fist high, as the two opponents circled each other warily. "You won't last that long. I'm
undead, you dumbass. Only one of us dies from bleeding out or having bones broken, and your bare hands couldn't do lethal damage to me if I stood still and
let you."
"Prove it." Robby smiled thinly, and Mike smiled back – before simply
walking forward.
"Where you gonna go, hotshot?" Mike said. "If I don't rush in then you won't have enough momentum to trip me again with my own weight. And sooner or later I'm gonna get you in a corner."
Robby flicked his head left, then right, as if looking for an opening, while Mike's methodical advance did indeed back him up more and more towards the opposing cage wall. Robby's expression grew more and more anxious, as Mike's fanged grin exuded more and more confidence.
He's figured it out. If I stay on the defensive then slow-and-steady will let him eventually corner me – and once I run out of room to maneuver, I'm dead. Robby thought to himself, his righteous fury fading away to a quiet emptiness. Robby placed his left hand behind his back and under the tail of his jacket, while raising his right arm to a high guard. He gathered himself for one last rush forward, an all-out attempt to push past his opponent and regain some maneuvering room on the far side of the ring-
Mike grinned more widely at seeing Robby gathering himself for a rush and stopped and raised both his arms. His unbroken hand reached out slightly, ready to strike or grapple at the earliest opportunity, while the arm with his broken hand switched to a blocking stance and made ready to use the still-serviceable forearm and upper arm as a defensive tool.
Just like I'd hoped. Robby grinned inwardly to himself, and with a furious kiai he launched into a whirling series of spin kicks. The spinning, whirling karateka came across the floor directly towards Mike like a top, building an irresistible momentum as he spun again and again, and the vampire laughed mockingly as he set himself firmly to receive Robby's charge. While almost any human opponent would be knocked to the ground by the overwhelming force of Robby's final kick, given how charged with momentum it would be, Mike knew he could remain standing against it via sheer strength – and then his opponent would be wide open. Robby's foot touched down again, completing his penultimate revolution just out of range of Mike's reach – and at the last second he suddenly kicked off his
standing leg rather than his raised one, converting the momentum of his spin into a dizzying mid-air launch and furiously counterrotating with extended arms.
Robby's leading right hand, clenched in a hammerfist, was swept aside by Mike's blocking arm. But with his fingers on that hand all broken Mike needed his
other arm to clinch the grapple, and so the vampire ignored Robby's left fist and reached out instead to catch Robby by the collar of his jacket and halt his rush-
-as Robby's unimpeded left arm continued its motion despite Robby's being halted in mid-air, flashing around in a neat arc to strike directly on Mike's sternum. The vampire laughed mockingly one last time as Robby's left hand slammed home, ignoring the blow as he drew his opponent in for a fatal bite…
… only for Mike's expression to collapse in dull shock, as he looked down to see the jagged piece of wood sticking directly out of his chest. It was a broken-off chunk of a wooden pallet that Robby had discovered on the floor of the storage closet he'd been held prisoner in, the one that he'd had tucked into the back of his waistband underneath his jacket. He'd retrieved it and held in a reverse grip alongside his forearm where Mike had missed seeing it during his final attack. And at the opportune moment Robby had simply reversed his grip again and rammed the improvised stake home.
As Mike shrieked and dusted, and all the vampires surrounding the arena gaped in shock, Robby brought the stake up as if it were a short sword and looked warily all around as if to fend off whoever might lunge at him next. The several snarling ringside attendants looked like they were all ready to pile forward to do just that, until a methodical, slow clapping sound drew everyone's attention.
Mr. Trick finished his mocking slow clap from where he still lounged confidently in his seat at the announcer's table, his ignored cigarette smoldering nearby in a nearby ashtray. "Hot
damn, Robby. You just became the first contestant of Vampire DeathBattle to actually beat the vampire." He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "You know, I hadn't actually considered this possibility when I was originally setting up my tournament rules. I'm not sure what kind of prize would be appropriate."
"The other people you're holding prisoner here. Let them go." Robby answered immediately.
"Ain't asking for yourself?" Mr. Trick raised his eyebrows inquiringly.
"I already know you'd never agree to let
me go." Robby said. "And besides, I've got unfinished business here."
"You
want immortality?" Mr. Trick looked mildly shocked. "Okay then." He nodded matter-of-factly. "After the show you put on, you are
clearly the sort of go-getter that I love to recruit. So if you want to join us, then just step right on over here and I will gladly do it for you."
"Not even close." Robby shook his head scornfully. "I want
you." He nodded meaningfully down at the dust pile that had been Mike.
"So you
are just plain crazy." Trick shrugged. "Well, guess you won't make a good vampire after all then. I prefer at least a measure of self-control in my employees. But after the show you put on, at least you'll be good for some
mondo box office. A human kid who actually took out a vampire? The gambling on you will be
immense! Who knows, do well enough in the next couple of rounds and maybe I actually
might give you a shot at the title fight!" Trick smirked, cocking one of his thumbs back at himself.
"Thanks for letting me know what I have to look forward to." Robby nodded. "And what my
value is. Let the others go and you've got my parole until either I kill you, or you kill me."
"Can't let 'em go." Mr. Trick shook his head. "Witnesses. People who could lead people here. It just ain't happenin'."
Robby immediately reversed the stake in his hand and brought the jagged point of the scrap wood up to his own jugular vein. "I
really want to kill you, but Tory wouldn't want revenge at the price of innocent lives. So if you want your star attraction then you
will make the trade. Or else you get
nothing."
"Nope." Trick shook his head decisively. "Security risk is security risk, and ain't no amount of money is worth it. But I'll give you a compromise offer,
hero. Every night you stay alive in here is another night that I don't kill any of them. And hey… where there's life, there's hope, right?" he mocked.
Robby drew his teeth back in frustration, but reluctantly nodded… and tossed away the stake.
"Take him the hell out back and lock him up… and make damn sure you've swept the room first this time, you dumbasses!" Trick ordered. "And you heard it here, folks. Robby here just signed himself up for
league competition, and the first of our
special challenge matches against our boy hunter will be tomorrow night! So make sure to tune in for the next thrilling episode of…
Vampire DeathBattle!"
* * * * *
"I need to learn more karate." Buffy said dazedly, staring down at the screen. Next to her Tory was still silently weeping tears – of joy, not grief – at her beloved's miraculous deliverance.
"I've watched it twice, and I still can't believe he actually won!" Xander gaped.
"So practical upshot; we've got one more day to find and save him, and all those other people he mentioned." Oz refocused everyone. "But
how?"
"By getting some
sleep?" Cordelia moaned exhaustedly. "We've got maybe six hours until dawn, and even if we found them
instantly there's no way you could fight those guys as tired as we are now! So it's either down time now or down time later, and later will be when they're all stuck inside during daytime and can't get away from us."
"That-" Tory lowered her fist. "… actually makes logical sense, as much as I hate to admit it." She breathed out heavily and continued in a more normal tone of voice. "Thanks."
"The sleeping bags are in my office." Giles agreed. "Fortunately, tomorrow isn't a school day."
The somewhat more rested Scooby Gang reassembled the next morning after sending Xander and Tory out on an early breakfast run, then spent the next several hours before lunch checking out Willow's list of possible sites.
"Nothing!" Tory fumed, frustratedly punching one of the heavy bags in the training area. "Trick's operation isn't near the city."
"Robby turned us up the clue that Trick's getting his 'contestants' by networking with criminal gangs in this and adjacent counties." Xander suggested. "Anybody got an idea for how we could get the info we need out of one of them?"
"Not in the limited time frame we have." Giles said. "If we had several days then a surveillance effort or a sting operation could bear fruit, but…" He trailed off helplessly.
"Searching the entire county for likely sites won't be a job we can complete before tonight either." Willow said. "It took me hours just to cross-reference all the possible sites in or near the Sunnydale city limits. I couldn't hope to do the entire county in time, I'd need a way to at least narrow it down to a township."
"And while I'm ready to break into the phone company now, it's working hours for the weekend shift." Buffy sighed. "So we missed our window there, and we can't wait until tomorrow night. I'm sorry, Tory."
"It's not your fault." Tory reassured her.
"Do you have any personal possessions of Mr. Keene?" Giles asked. "Something he'd given you, or that has significant personal connection to him? We could possibly try a ritual magical tracing through such an object."
"
Unfortunately, everything I owned went up in the apartment fire." Tory shook her head. "The only things I brought to Sunnydale were the clothes I was wearing and the crap in my pockets."
"So call his dad, and ask him to grab something of Robby's and drive it up here as fast as he can." Xander suggested practically.
"Oh, I can just
picture myself dialing Sensei up and trying to explain about vampires and magic spells." Tory moaned. "He'd think I had a psychotic break, and while he
would drive the hell up here right away I really doubt he'd believe us enough to bring whatever you'd need along with him. No, this whole Slayer business isn't something you can explain over the… phone…" Tory suddenly trailed off, her eyes opening wide.
"What?" Cordelia asked her archedly. "Seriously,
what?"
"Hold on." Tory ignored Cordelia as she ran to the computer terminal and hurriedly typed in a Google search, then ran to Giles' desk and picked up the phone handset and rapidly dialed a number. "Hello, customer service?" Tory asked in a deliberately bright and cheerful voice, and then cursed and started slamming the '0' key repeatedly. "Come on, let me talk to a human already…
finally. Customer service? Um, I've got a lost phone, and I was hoping you could help me." Tory paused to listen to the operator's query. "212- 664-7665." Another pause. "Yes, I
know the name on the account is 'John Lawrence,' that's my dad, okay? And I
really don't want to tell him that I lost the phone he gave me- come on, I'm going to get
grounded here if I can't find that thing before tonight!" Another pause. "Look, can you just hit the locator function and tell me where?
Eugh, you can't tell me the privacy rules are
that strict- his birthday is August 20
th, 1977!
Now will you believe I know him? Christ!" Tory suddenly grinned and grabbed for a pen and a Post-It. "Okay… okay… got it! Thanks, you're a lifesaver, literally!" She hung up and turned and held up the note. "These are the GPS coordinates of where Robby's phone is right now. Willow, please tell me you can do something with this?"
"You're durn tootin' I can!" Willow said eagerly, and grabbed the note and immediately sat down at her terminal. "Okay, these coordinates hash out to the location of…" Her expression fell. "A pawn shop on State Route 73. They fenced it."
"Yeah, but you said you could magically trace his location with one of his personal possessions, right?" Tory grinned savagely. "And one of them is sitting and waiting for us in that pawn shop right now."
"Oz, go start your van." Buffy ordered him briskly.
* * * * *
"Harvester's Supply Store." Tory read from the sign over the parking lot outside the run-down box store. Around them the fields of the more rural portion of Santa Barbara County were brilliantly lit in the afternoon sunlight. "So this is where your magical trace ran to."
"It was a farm supply store that went out of business last year. According to my web search the real estate company still lists the property and theoretically pays for a caretaker, but the building would still be left standing alone for months and months." Willow explained.
"But since it used to be a store, it would have commercial Internet run to here so they could make the credit card machines go, and also connect to the rest of the corporate network if it were a chain store." Cordelia nodded. "Plus being nice and roomy inside with all sorts of warehouses and showroom floor left empty and unused after they closed everything out."
"And in farm country, so no nosy next-door neighbors." Tory agreed. "After all, they're getting all their audience through their webcast so it's not like they have regular vehicle traffic to draw attention."
"Let's just hope they're not smart enough to keep a daytime lookout, or else they'll already know we're coming.
Because they don't have much traffic to and from here, so we're really standing out." Buffy noted.
"Our mission is to rescue captives. Which means Trick and his forces have potential
hostages." Giles noted. "Willow, were you able to obtain floor plans?"
"The ones on file with the county, yeah." Willow agreed. "But all that does is give us the very basic layout, we have no idea of how they're set up in there."
"Hold up, we're missing a bet." Xander realized. "We're making all our plans as if we're just going into the standard warehouse full of bloodsuckers that we've done a hundred times before,
but the entire reason we're here in the first place is because Mr. Trick is running a very tech-savvy operation that most vampires don't. Willow, how would
you be guarding this building if you were him?"
"I'd use security cameras." Willow blinked in realization. "
Wireless closed-circuit cameras, because I've got to spread them out all over a pretty big building and it would be a lot easier to do that than running my own cable." Oz and Willow immediately knelt in the back of the van to start rummaging through his tool bag and her laptop case.
"And we've got everything we need
except an antenna." Willow fumed. "Xander, remember how you made an early New Years' resolution to stop snacking?"
"Um, yeah?" Xander asked confusedly.
"
Please tell me you broke it again." Willow begged. "Because one of the classic tricks for making an improvised wireless scanner is to use a can of Pringles."
Xander sheepishly reached into his own knapsack and produced one, and Willow kindly shook the remaining Pringles out into a plastic sandwich bag and handed them back to Xander before appropriating the can for herself. "And now a little work with some spare wire, a spare cable plug, a little duct tape… and voila!" Buffy and Tory helped hoist Willow and her laptop-and-antenna onto the top of the discreetly parked van, and she got her wardriving setup up and running.
"Got 'em!" Willow said joyously. "Multiple hotspot sources all broadcasting merrily away… and they're barely using even the most basic encryption!" After less than a minute of typing away, the screen suddenly lit up with a split-screen menu of multiple camera POVs. "Cracked it! I'm inside."
"Makes sense." Buffy smiled. "After all, Mr. Trick
knows he's the only vampire smart enough to get with the Internet age, so why should he spend time and money super-securing his local network against tech-savvy opposition?"
"
Please tell me he's got at least one camera keeping watch on his prisoners." Tory begged.
"He does." Willow pulled up the relevant camera on the screen. "Looks like four people, all being kept in what used to be the head cashier's office adjacent to the main floor, with a wireless camera taped to the ceiling corner for easy head counts."
"No windows, only one door, and a bathroom off the same hallway so they don't even need to let 'em wander far for pit stops." Buffy nodded. "Practical."
"Where's Robby?!?" Tory asked frantically. "He's not in there!"
"High-value prisoners are usually quartered separately from general population." Giles observed methodically.
"And we
know Trick wants him alive and intact so he's fresh to fight tonight." Cordelia reassured Tory.
"Checking the other feeds… okay, they've got a camera on each door
and the loading dock, but
not on the outside of the building. Unless someone looks out a window, we haven't been spotted yet. Interior cameras…" Willow steadily clicked the mouse, again and again and again. "There's that 'Gabby' person we saw fighting on the first night, moving around inside… a couple more of them in the old employee break room, watching TV… I can't see Mr. Trick anywhere."
"He wouldn't put a camera in his own private quarters. Lack of privacy is only for minions." Buffy said flatly.
"I think I've found him." Willow said tentatively, as the camera POV of the outside of what looked like the door to a supply closet was centered in the viewscreen. "At least, I can't imagine any reason why they'd want someone watching a closet door full-time unless a prisoner were on the other side of it."
"Why not just put the camera
inside the room?" Cordelia wondered.
"Robby probably kept breaking it." Tory smiled.
"The important part is, as near as we can determine he's not under immediate threat. And we know they're relying on the cameras and maybe an alarm system, to secure the entrances – not live guards. If Willow can somehow neutralize the threat of those cameras-" Giles suggested.
"Willow most
certainly can
." She said confidently, and after a brief amount of work it was done. "There we go. I can't guarantee there's no alarms wired to the inside of the doors, but every door camera
and both the prisoner enclosures are busy looping footage. They're wide open."
"Right." Buffy rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "Soooo… plans?"
"We split up." Tory said immediately. "We've got two Slayers, so we can run two separate squads. As soon as we're inside my team goes straight for the offices in back – either Robby or Trick will be in there, maybe both."
"Likely." Oz contributed. "The store's IT admin workstation would be in the office area, and Trick will probably need to be handling that himself."
"And you've
definitely got dibs on him and Robby." Buffy agreed. "So I take the other team to the front, to rescue the people trapped there and clear out any minions they've got moving around."
"No worries about letting the newbie Slayer handle the master vampire?" Cordelia asked meaningfully.
"If Trick manages to beat the girl who dropped
me three times, I'll hang up my stakes in shame." Buffy and Tory shared matching grins.
"Myself and Xander with Tory, everyone else with Buffy." Giles decided.
"Okay." Buffy nodded. "Let's roll."
Author's Note: Before anybody complains that I nerfed Buffyvamps, note that I had Robby fighting at the top of his game and while massively pumped besides… to just barely 1v1 a moderately skilled vampire minion in an arena match. Which is still an exceptional accomplishment for an 18-year-old baseline human.
For those who have watched the show, yes, that sacrifice throw and kip-up was
entirely intended to be the same one from Robby's season 6 match-up vs. Kwon in the tag match. Right down to the cool musical accompaniment. *g*
'212- 664-7665' is a phone number that Universal Studios bought from the phone company and left unused precisely so that they could have a phone # they could use on-screen in movie dialogue that wasn't the 555 prefix but would still not connect to anyone if dialed.
And before somebody goes 'if they're poor, how do they have smartphones?', note that several models of flip-phones also have the GPS tracking function.