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*snerk* That will actually become a plot point in several chapters.something the corporate types of SDN would be lusting after like the fanbase is after Malevola.
So by any chance did you start reading Irregular Webcomic after I referenced that in the original Thread on SB? Or are you just remembering that line.
I can imagine that. Especially since it's already mentioned that Cap hates being a "show pony" at a few points. Would be weird if the corpo stooges didn't try to strongarm him into doing PSAs at some point.*snerk* That will actually become a plot point in several chapters.![]()
From Chapter 1:I can imagine that. Especially since it's already mentioned that Cap hates being a "show pony" at a few points. Would be weird if the corpo stooges didn't try to strongarm him into doing PSAs at some point.
Cap got that into his initial employment agreement and now they're going nuts with missed potential, but until he agrees to change his mind(*), they can't make him do it. So they're going nuts trying to figure out how to make him change his mind... especially since as offering him more money has already failed."Back when I first enlisted the Army had me doing War Bonds tours for months before I could finally get myself a real combat deployment." Steve said disapprovingly. "No. Thank. You. Your company was the only one that agreed to give me a guarantee of no show-pony or PR work, just actual hands-on heroing. Plus, you were one of the only offers that didn't insist I commit to a fixed contract but instead left me the option of resigning at my discretion."
"Still wish you'd agreed to help shoot the PSAs." Chase muttered. "Only other people we got available that have any hope of getting through them without a PR disaster are Phenomaman and Blazer, and he's kinda so-so on them and she's got so many dumped on her already it just makes a man want to weep."
"Okay, did you actually get a fast-track offer from corporate to go straight to the A-Team of the Hollywood branch that you then dropped like a hot rock, or is the rumor mill smoking blunts again?" Courtney probed.
"I got an offer. Which I immediately round-filed." Steve acknowledged.
I reemphasize that Courtney's backstory in this fic is non-canon, as we have zero canon on what her life was like before she started her villain career. But yeah, I fanon'ed up that backstory to try and explain where the heck her inner deredere came from, because in-game Courtney does revert away from her crass and crude persona as soon as her walls come down. I firmly believe that a whole lot of what you see from Courtney in the early and middle game is performative.Courtney's pa*Cough*-Excuse me, gene donors are such pieces of shit. And they should choke on it when news of Courtney and Steve's wedding hits the news back in their town. F*ckheads.
You even corrupted my vocabulary. Go back in time and listen to me the week before you showed up, my mouth made Chase look like a nun. But for some reason words just come out of me different around you.
I was imagining Courtney's hometown as Los Angeles, so she actually could just go troll her folks right now... if she ever wanted to see them again, which she doesn't. I gave her that dramatic name change for a reason.Wow. Now I want to see a snapshot of her hometown and everyone that didn't believe her to see the wedding photos in lights.
Yep, Cap has that thing where he manages to bring out the best in people.
Courtney is the kind of woman nobody ever expected to see in a dress, let alone a wedding dress, but then she walks down the aisle wearing one and a fair few jaws are bound to hit the floor. From Punk Girl to Blushing Bride.Wow. Now I want to see a snapshot of her hometown and everyone that didn't believe her to see the wedding photos in lights.
Hehehe~ abs~Poster 'NeutralWotan' in the SB thread donated some fanart of what Visi looks like without her nose rings.
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Hannasus' "Wrap Me In The Banner I Made" on AO3, perhaps the single best Steve/Sharon shipfic I have read, had this bit in the first chapter as Sharon is trying to mentally come to terms with her spying undercover on Steve.Yep, Cap has that thing where he manages to bring out the best in people.
Spend enough time in his vicinity, and he will help you self-improve. Do not resist. In fact he is closing in on your position rapidly, carrying two cups of coffee. You can scream and bite, but you know it will happen.
Wrap Me In The Banner I Made said:It helps to pass the time while they're reviewing the latest mind-numbingly dull surveillance report on Rogers' trip to Target for toilet paper and laundry detergent. It's also a defense mechanism. Dehumanizing the target makes it easier to ignore the fact that they're violating his privacy and betraying his trust.
The problem is that it's not actually possible to dehumanize Steve Rogers, no matter how many jokes you make about his ass. He's just so nice. So earnest. So good. He is a man who never fails to say please and thank you and good morning, who always has a friendly smile to offer even when he's tired or running late. Sharon has literally seen him stop to help an old lady across the street—twice.
There's an aura of goodness to him that's almost palpable; he emits it through the pores of his skin like one of those plug-in air fresheners. Just being in the same room with him makes you want to be a better person. He's a hero out of a storybook come to life. A walking Disney prince. He should be followed around by cartoon birds and a trio of singing mice.
Assuming he doesn't rock up in Dress Uniform, which would also be quite the look if First Avenger and Endgame are any indication, though unlikely given he officially wasn't in the Army in this dimension.
True, but it does remove both the evidence he has that right and thus most of the reason to wear such medals.The fact he wasn't in this world's US Army doesn't remove his right to his medals from his Earth.
Very nice chapter. I suppose it was too much to hope that the line about villains driving a wedge between people to make them easier to recruit would have been enough to get Visi talking.
Uh, it entirely was. Visi would not have actually started to open up about her childhood and her trauma - which she did in the immediately following chapter - without that realization. For that matter, it's why she accepted the dinner invitation in the first place.Very nice chapter. I suppose it was too much to hope that the line about villains driving a wedge between people to make them easier to recruit would have been enough to get Visi talking.