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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. Rakdos92

    Rakdos92 Goosh Goosh

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    The wettest pussy this side of the universe. Fuck yeah, I would!
     
  2. anap1

    anap1 Gone for Good

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    if you were a real patriot you would.
     
  3. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    I'll remember that when I have to explain the claw wounds on my genitals to the park ranger.
     
  4. Lethaius

    Lethaius Bumbling my way to greatness one step at a time.

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    Sprry i prefer scales to feathers.

    Good god thank you for that, i hadntl laughed that hard in a few days.
     
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  5. anap1

    anap1 Gone for Good

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    tch
     
  6. youngbuddha

    youngbuddha blowing on that indo; gamecube nintendo

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    im only posting to break up this chain of unfuckable birds
     
  7. Winged One

    Winged One Not the Simurgh

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    What the fuck even is that thing? No.
     
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  8. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    It will be hard with that kind of teeth, oh well i always enjoy some challange
     
  9. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    is he some sor of robots if he is then no because my ass is not compatible for a robo penis
     
  10. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    My good sir i say you have some smile! Don't worry this knight will guide you with utmost gentleness
     
  11. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    still a no from me because the human body is not build to take robo penis
     
  12. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    Not a robo, i am merely a dragon in knight's armor.
    (Medieval Dukemon from Digimon series)
     
  13. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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  14. Just ya average jo

    Just ya average jo I have seen the weirdest of porn, and am unphased

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    i literally can't tell whether you are male, female, underaged, or over 18 at the same time, so no.
     
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  15. insertname099

    insertname099 Not too sore, are you?

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    The same could be said for you too, ya know? Though st least you look somewhat older...so why not?
     
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  16. Just ya average jo

    Just ya average jo I have seen the weirdest of porn, and am unphased

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    how the fuck do you sexualize a question mark? Do I just stick my dick between the loop?
    Either way, I'll do it. For SCIENCE!
     
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  17. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    nah he's a male the actor (ryosuke miura) pretty much can pass off as female due to how pretty he is (like his current picture for example)

    also the character in my avatar is supposed to be the older one despite the childish tendencies


    anyway i guess i would bang you cause i like the hat
     
  18. Just ya average jo

    Just ya average jo I have seen the weirdest of porn, and am unphased

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    I mainly picked the profile cause i though the little yellow thing over the brim of the hat was a chunk of butter
     
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  19. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Your avatar appears to be male, thus making them ineligible for banging me.
     
  20. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    No thanks
     
  21. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    no...just no
     
  22. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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  23. Gorbian

    Gorbian Professional Idiot

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    No. I'm not into spirits
     
  24. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    why would i use a perfectly baguette for sex I'm gonna eat it (after throwing out the gun out from my house) and you can't do anything to stop me
     
  25. MoonCellNpc

    MoonCellNpc I dont mind being trapped inside this eternal maze

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  26. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Looks a little young. But would ram her mother through a wall.
     
  27. Autocorruptor

    Autocorruptor Corrupting Innocent Grammar

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    Get that duck out of my sight.
     
  28. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    if only she can turn into a humanoid form
     
  29. Berossus

    Berossus I did a stupid.

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    I'm going to say probably not, the hitting a civilian with a car thing is a bit of a turn off.
     
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  30. DCF

    DCF Lewd Catgirl

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    Meanwhile decaying corpses like that are a turn off for me, Zombieland Saga zombies that ain't.
     
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