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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Discussion in 'General' started by SailorPizza, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. Merlin

    Merlin [Verified Idol: Magi☆Mari]

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    Sounds like something to tell your grandchildren.
     
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  2. Caimito

    Caimito Butthole Fruit

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    F L E X
    then devour S U S T E N A N C E
     
  3. rance47

    rance47 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    For the first year - go and abuse my broken level cap by fighting monsters/wild life.
    Once strong enough to survive a nuck - go to Japan and bully them into removing all the censorship, as well as force them into adding at least one graphic H-scene into all newly created anime.
    Once the changes have taken effect - weaponize the power of horny weebs to take over the word and make it into a hentai utopia.
     
  4. anarchoMando

    anarchoMando Not too sore, are you?

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    You know start unionizing folks, maybe try fundraising with the cat girl lovers

    Maybe go after Tesla and their rights abuses and fully unionize them

    Because remember an injury to one is an injury to all


    happy mayday everybody
     
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  5. OverReactionGuy

    OverReactionGuy The only Sane one left

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    Jojo pose all over people daring them to approach.
     
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  6. karnArjuna

    karnArjuna Live while in the embrace of Ass and Tits

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    I’d fight every single living person in this universe(Yes even Plants and Bacteria) to the death until i’m the only person alive.

    After everyone’s gone Id just make duplicates of myself to fight for ever….

    God that’s boring.
     
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  7. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    It sounds like your problem is that you're kinda dim. Might want to work on that. :p
     
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  8. karnArjuna

    karnArjuna Live while in the embrace of Ass and Tits

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    Hey.

    At least i’m not a meme.
    Or a cat.
    Or a duck for that matter.

    Now, come here so I can punch you, Mr. AngryEmeraldStar
     
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  9. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Come over here and punch me you lazy fucker. :p
     
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  10. ScriptGenius12

    ScriptGenius12 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    1. Got into an existential crisis

    2. See how my family reacts and go from there

    3. Cry a lot if I’m able to

    4. ???

    5. Test out my powers as a creepy scarecrow ritual spirit

    6. Somehow profit

    Also I’m a scarecrow dang I can’t have sex
     
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  11. Catgc

    Catgc Experienced.

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    Not with that attitude you can't!
     
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  12. Slider Zero

    Slider Zero Know what you're doing yet?

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    Head off into the Stars in search of a New Bounty to Hunt.

    It rocks being a Galactic badass ^_^
     
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  13. Catgc

    Catgc Experienced.

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    Updated my avatar so it's time to update my post:

    I am now Beni-Enma the Tongue-Cut-Sparrow From FGO specifically so in order:

    1. Freak out!

    2. Find out how to speak without a tongue.

    3. Open a Inn and serve Master-Class Food.
     
  14. Milkers99

    Milkers99 3 int

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    Be the unkillable goodest boy ever.
     
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  15. Pinklestia

    Pinklestia Well worn.

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    Eat bread. :)
     
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  16. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    The bread that's a part of you? As you have become your avatar, the bread and the tray are you too.
     
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  17. Pinklestia

    Pinklestia Well worn.

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    That would mean clothes and armor are part of me too that granted is quite possible looking at Metroid Fusion but I whatever.
     
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  18. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Yes.

    You may still be able to take them off, but it's all you.
     
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  19. DDNt

    DDNt Chronically Tired Stupid Smartass

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    New Avatar so let's do this. Flex for a bit, check if this body is a Futa like in one of the variant versions, then grudgingly go buy alcohol because my type of Oni needs it to survive (I Think).
     
  20. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    So I am also the deck of the Legally Distinct From So Please Don't Sue Enterprise?

    Damn, there's some shit I could do with this.
     
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  21. Blackwell121

    Blackwell121 Getting sticky.

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    On one hand i can say goodbye to most earthly delights, on other one i finally managed to loose weight. Bonus points for style and pet raven. Guess i would see if necirmancy skills would extend past post necirmancy.
     
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  22. Ranni The Witch

    Ranni The Witch Doggy

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    I'm little doll Ranni
    I may need help
    Send help I feel like "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" movie
    On the other hand I'm a Demigod Witch
    So no so bad?
     
  23. randomnbdy

    randomnbdy (unverifiable verified trap) (stranger 0)

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    Immediately stops existing
     
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  24. Mingo

    Mingo Son of a Hazmot

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    Or you'd literally become the word "nobody" in which case ?????
    Lol, maybe you orgasm every time someone says "nobody"?

    Just changed my avatar from Sasquatch to a big-dicked warcraft goblin. So...

    1. Freak the shit out
    2. Quit my job and become a shut-in, steam-punk inventor and make a living selling my stuff on Etsy
    3. Dodge the government if at all possible, if it looks like the government is close to nabbing me go public and try to win the public's sympathy. Hopefully the government will think it unwise to kidnap and experiment on a popular public figure and I get to live.
    4. Find perverts on the internet who'd be interested in fucking a real life goblin and bang any local attractive ones with not-horrible personalities.
    5. See if any of the attractive females would like to find out if half-humans half-goblins are possible.
    6. Become the progenator of a new near-human species (the end result after multiple generations would be like 80% human 20% goblin)
    7. PROFIT!!!

    I feel like some of us who are writers should start a group RP thread about this, what we'd actually do. Those who don't have the writing gene but are interested could GM. No PvP. Could be fun.
     
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  25. Andy333

    Andy333 Versed in the lewd.

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    I'm Lex Luthor cosplaying as a Star wars rebel pilot. First things first as is tradition. When no one is looking, I'm going to steal 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens, and that's terrible. Afterwards I will either become Elon Musk except all my crazy ideas actually work, or go to a star wars convention were many keks will be had. Probably both.
     
  26. Deltron3030

    Deltron3030 Champion of Owio

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    Convince will smith to slap Chris rock again.
     
  27. UnknownGIND

    UnknownGIND Actual plot and World-building enthusiast

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    Now I'm become Nightmare Owl again, I'm gonna be a cameo in everyone's nightmare.
     
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  28. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Oh, good... it's been a while since I've had a witness to traumatize. :sneaky:
     
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  29. UnknownGIND

    UnknownGIND Actual plot and World-building enthusiast

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    Good, I'm also pretty bored.
    Better than nothing.
     
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  30. ganshunter1

    ganshunter1 God Emperor

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    I am fucked.
     
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