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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Discussion in 'General' started by Judgement, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. A simple world

    A simple world Not too sore, are you?

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    The hell you talking about? I'm a dildo. Also, don't do minors.
     
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  2. Koup

    Koup Local Tactical Equipment Enjoyer

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    Question marks outta the question.
     
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  3. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    I do not know what is under the body armor and mask, but I’m not sure I’d be willing to risk the guns to find out either way. So, yeah, that’s a pass.
     
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  4. Radek

    Radek Promethean

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    I would, yes.
     
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  5. Ihavethehighground

    Ihavethehighground 32nd world champion for competitive Snail Jousting

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    I'm not sure it wouldn't just incinerate me on sight, so ima give it a tentative yes.
     
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  6. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Negative. I am not sexually attracted to mollusks of any sort, Jedi or otherwise, to the point that even The Duck is more attractive and that’s still a no to the mallard too.
     
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  7. Hotuko

    Hotuko What? Never saw an elf before?

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    Yes to the Raven. And I'll save you from saying a cheesy pick up line.
     
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  8. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Quoth the raven: “yeah, probably”.
     
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  9. Shaper47

    Shaper47 Versed in the lewd.

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    Yes, what else can you expect when your flashing those seductive eyes.

    Edit. Was ment for Merlin but I'm still cool for Raven
     
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  10. Velk

    Velk Brok3n1s

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    Don’t stick it in crazy.
     
  11. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    I generally don’t either, but Cinder is hot. Again, maybe though. At the very least I’d chill for a while.
     
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  12. Ihavethehighground

    Ihavethehighground 32nd world champion for competitive Snail Jousting

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    I'm not into WMDs disguised as emotionally unstable teenagers, so no.
     
  13. TanaNari

    TanaNari Verified Dick

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    Pretty sure lightsabers can't stop flamethrowers. So I'mma use one of those.

    That or a napalm drop.
     
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  14. Sho'vothar

    Sho'vothar Dragonlayer

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    No to the duck.

    *Vomits explosive plasma all over* IMMA FIRING MA BREATH WEAPON!
     
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  15. Ihavethehighground

    Ihavethehighground 32nd world champion for competitive Snail Jousting

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    I don't even know what you are, so yes.
     
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  16. Hotuko

    Hotuko What? Never saw an elf before?

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    Nope, not into slugs or snails. Would need a few gallons of bleach on the light saber before a considering to use it as a vibrator. That said, Sho'vothar is a tasty dragon.
     
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  17. Wild Transient

    Wild Transient Whimsical Dakka Worshipper

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    I would not mind tapping that.
     
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  18. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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  19. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    Hell yeah
     
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  20. FTR2017

    FTR2017 Well worn.

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    Everything is possible with enough lube.

    *Cracks open a jar of vaseline*
     
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  21. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    ... nope. I would... and now it's Chthulu. Not no, but hell no.
     
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  22. FTR2017

    FTR2017 Well worn.

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    Mmm ... the daughter of an eldritch being in a bunny suit.

    Oh the hell yes!
     
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  23. DDNt

    DDNt Chronically Tired Stupid Smartass

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    I would not fuck this, I would however fuck it up with a lot of over-the-top hyper-violence.
     
  24. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Oh yes. I’m not an alcohol person, but I would drink off those abs.
     
  25. karnArjuna

    karnArjuna Live while in the embrace of Ass and Tits

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    Yes. Repeatedly
     
  26. Koup

    Koup Local Tactical Equipment Enjoyer

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    Not my type unfortunately.
     
  27. G4R5vb5r3H

    G4R5vb5r3H Bellicose and Armed. (With bad literature.)

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    I either get murdered or laid. Either way, it's a good time.
     
  28. Questionable_Quester

    Questionable_Quester Versed in the lewd.

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    Not a very appealing body, so no.
     
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  29. Godking

    Godking GODKING

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  30. Questionable_Quester

    Questionable_Quester Versed in the lewd.

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    A shame, because I would.
     
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