Would you bang the avatar above you?

Do explosives count?

 

Would explosives work?

Probably... I mean, last time ol' Thuly was taken out by getting rammed with a sailing vessel in a scene I'm certain they stole for The Little Mermaid... modern warships pack a helluva lot more punch than some improvised wooden battering ram.


Or, admittedly, the ramming I'd give Raven. Not for lack of trying, mind, but 'spirit willing, flesh strictly inferior to building-sized guns'.

 

I'd rather not to be honest.... not into ducks unless they're also cute Japanese vtubers.

 

This is fine.

 

Negative. While cute, pat the little boy on the head and send him on his way.

 

Maybe.

 

I might fuck a book, but not one that's on fire.

 

Nah, Im pretty sure Sora is below the age of 18. I mean, if aged up, Sure, but otherwise no.

 

Doesn't look like I'm gonna get much choice in the matter.

Oh well, may as well enjoy it.

 

Yes, yes I would. Don't know what state the duck will be in after, but.

 

Honestly it depends on what she's like. If she likes hand holding, that's too lewd for me, no thanks.

 

Oh dear God.

 

Not a chance.

 

not a fan of yandere thank you... Also what is it with everyone thinking so poorly of me? This is discrimination, I'll have you know Im a perfect switch

 

You are a perfect match for me then.

Can't wait to play the new Zelda on your body, manually.

 

Oh hell no, nope nope nope, not at all.

 

Nope. I do not fuck children, nor do I fuck in house fires. Doing both at once is all of the nope.

 

Been awhile since this thread got a poke, though I'd be surprised if the Raven avatar above me hasn't been poked recently.

 

Indeed, and yes.

 

The problem is that we only have a few "players", and we've pretty much all responded to one another so many times already that it's gotten stale.

As such, I tend only to post when I feel I've got something clever to add, or there's a new participant.

PS- still yes. Twice.

 

“I got the Duck instead of the Goth” He said as he pulled down his pants. ”Oh whatever will I do”



It would’ve been better if you were a Turkey

 

True enough, but you do need to do an occasional poke to revive a game and bring in new players. Otherwise people might think things are dead. Much like the duck after I'm done draining everything out of you.

Edit: Honestly, I'd drain purple guy too!

 

Whoo! Twice in a row!

 

Who's down for a threeway?

 

Well, I am always willing to slither my way into a foursome ... tentacles for everyone!

 

Now, this is the kind of government overreach I can get behind.

 

Oh no, a fiendishly faptascular fowl has appeared.

My one weakness.

 

I thought your one weakness was getting impaled by a boat.

 

In my defense, that bastard managed to split me with his massive hard wood to the point of swooning me.

...

It still doesn't change the fact that he was rude enough to not at least wine me!

The bastard!

 

I'd fuck it, i'm drunk enough and listening to struggle of sadness, seems poetic almost.

Alright Cthulu, bend that ass over.