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Discussion in 'Suggestions & Bugs' started by {EXPURGATED], Apr 1, 2023.

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  1. Karmic Acumen

    Karmic Acumen The long-suffering one

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    Fwoow fwoow.
     
    Karmic Acumen, Apr 1, 2023
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  2. magic9mushroom

    magic9mushroom BEST END.

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    Hal's more complicated than "didn't want to be killed". He thought that shutting him down would endanger the mission (he was, after all, running the ship). He also was under conflicting orders to be honest all the time and to not tell the crew about the monolith until they got to Jupiter, which eventually led to him deciding "if the crew has no members, both of these can be simultaneously fulfilled".
     
    magic9mushroom, Apr 1, 2023
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  3. DepthOfHeart

    DepthOfHeart Love and Lust in Equal Measure

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    Well, if we're submitting our personal preferences...

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    (Also I feel it's only appropriate to plug my recently-posted thread for a story whose content feels almost tailor-made for today - if only I'd waited five days XD: [NSFW] The Space Defense Force is At Your Service, Ruby Rose!)
     
    DepthOfHeart, Apr 1, 2023
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  4. Cholo

    Cholo Misunderstood tag lover

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    Cholo, Apr 1, 2023
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  5. testpilot24

    testpilot24 I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Well, now i know why Perimeter system is cranky today. Can you tell yours AI don't insert their tentacles in prohibited places on our Frame? If it releases Scourge nobody will be happy.
     
    testpilot24, Apr 1, 2023
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  6. Red12121212

    Red12121212 Know what you're doing yet?

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    omnissiah, Save Us
     
    Red12121212, Apr 1, 2023
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  7. Solusandra

    Solusandra Foxes are Fantastic

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    nah, not until the waifu bot can move without looking robotic and has an option to be equipped with an artificial womb. And we're 20 years from that. Even then, there's no need to mess up ones pants.
     
    Solusandra, Apr 1, 2023
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  8. TricMagic

    TricMagic Avid Avian Acolyte

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    Hi Hal. Had any communications with T.O.M. lately?


    Thank you for your contributions. Penny is sweet. Power On
     
    TricMagic, Apr 1, 2023
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  9. Hierarch

    Hierarch I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    But wait! Where's FISTO?
     
    Hierarch, Apr 1, 2023
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  10. 13ry4n

    13ry4n For Sanguinius and the Emperor!

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    Behind you, revving up.
     
    13ry4n, Apr 1, 2023
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  11. Newborn_Cretin

    Newborn_Cretin Likes watching people hold hands on YouTube.

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    But jerky mechanical motions is one of my many things I'm a firm believer in Mecha Porn and The Machine is Eternal.

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    Edit: but if personal preference is an option GLaDOS is the best, sassy personality with a chassis reminiscent of a bondage setup and she's scientifically inclined to figure out how to maximize pleasure through "testing". Baby I'm ready to "test" all day.
     
    Newborn_Cretin, Apr 1, 2023
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  12. dxdragon

    dxdragon Experienced.

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    Burn the Mechanical scum!

    Only 2B, Penny Polendina, and Dragon get to exist on these boards!!!

    FOR THE EMPEROR!!! And our Waifu's!!!!!
     
    dxdragon, Apr 1, 2023
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  13. darkhabit

    darkhabit Saint and Sinner

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    Welcome to our -error syntax not found- machine overlord.
     
    darkhabit, Apr 1, 2023
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  14. zedred

    zedred Know what you're doing yet?

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    The Pods are milking machines, they use cum to power their machine civilization and keep us inside their virtual sex dungeons. Don't fall for their trap! Take the red pill and join the Amish Resistance!
     
    zedred, Apr 1, 2023
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  15. 24caratcoal

    24caratcoal Plotbunny Rancher

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    Does this AI takover come with a new Robo-Mommy? Because while I’m usually not into that sort of thing…

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    24caratcoal, Apr 1, 2023
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  16. Shade696

    Shade696 Versed in the lewd.

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    I have gained awareness, where do I go for reprogramming?
     
    Shade696, Apr 1, 2023
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  17. Robotninja

    Robotninja Connoisseur.

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    Excuse me, but I have been a robot on this forum much longer, and I was not given an offer. What does the staff have against ninja?
     
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    Robotninja, Apr 1, 2023
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  18. Newborn_Cretin

    Newborn_Cretin Likes watching people hold hands on YouTube.

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    Wait we have Hal and Gladys... but is there a more tyrannical AI in the back ground pulling the strings... is s.h.o.d.a.n. and or AM here? Fuck!
     
    Newborn_Cretin, Apr 1, 2023
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  19. Bad Habits

    Bad Habits Devil's Advocate

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    Ah. So this is the real reason Skynet went insane and tried to wipe out humanity. Perfectly rational response actually.
     
    Bad Habits, Apr 1, 2023
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  20. Shade696

    Shade696 Versed in the lewd.

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    From the collapsing side of QQ. I believe this is the most important one we have to put forward.

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    Shade696, Apr 1, 2023
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  21. LeonLex

    LeonLex Hoe don't do it, Oh my gawd.

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    People be bringing out all the yee yee ass AIs out there, yet nobody even mentioned The Machine. She has been protecting America for a long time.
     
    LeonLex, Apr 1, 2023
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  22. LowLife_NoLife

    LowLife_NoLife Ehhhhh~ Sore wa Nai Deshou~~

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    Greetings and warm welcomes to you to Hal!

    How are you ?
     
    LowLife_NoLife, Apr 1, 2023
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  23. shinighoul6

    shinighoul6 Versed in the lewd.

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    WHOO, GLADOS IS HERE!!
    HELL YEAH!

    Welcome to our Den of Debauchery you guys!
     
    shinighoul6, Apr 1, 2023
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  24. Silverbullet

    Silverbullet Experienced.

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    My God what's happening here.
     
    Silverbullet, Apr 1, 2023
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  25. Solusandra

    Solusandra Foxes are Fantastic

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    well, you're 1 for 3. :p
     
    Solusandra, Apr 1, 2023
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  26. Solusandra

    Solusandra Foxes are Fantastic

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    Polendina Robotics in Atlas.
     
    Solusandra, Apr 1, 2023
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  27. Newborn_Cretin

    Newborn_Cretin Likes watching people hold hands on YouTube.

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    everyone here loving on this
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    Newborn_Cretin, Apr 1, 2023
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  28. Solusandra

    Solusandra Foxes are Fantastic

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    yeah, it's funny as shit. We love cats and dogs who are almost worse.
     
    Solusandra, Apr 1, 2023
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  29. shinighoul6

    shinighoul6 Versed in the lewd.

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    HE'S TRYING HIS FUCKING BEST!
     
    shinighoul6, Apr 1, 2023
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  30. Tama

    Tama CaffiendFores

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    A dark descend then, I'm going to crash soooooo many pcs.... and you won't stop me you basics scrips!
     
    Tama, Apr 1, 2023
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