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Questionable Questing

asdx
asdx
:V You've been slacking.
KinKrow
KinKrow
I only took a short dragon break.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
...I'm not sure that's possible. Skyrim doesn't have an ending, just an unending web of quests and inventory junk.
KinKrow
KinKrow
I fist fucked a Dragon God to death with a screaming four-foot-nothing cat woman, and then I ate it's literally immortal soul.

I mean, I'll continue on, but all in all that's a pretty satisfying conclusion.
MadKeyboard
MadKeyboard
Well, technically, you don't eat it's soul, you just punt it into an entirely different point of Space-Time (not that either really has any sensible meaning in TES Lore), but semantics
KinKrow
KinKrow
Waaaait... no... Alduin's dead.

It was the previous group that used the Elder Scroll to throw him to the future.

He did the melty-dragon thing, and Parthanax was all like, "He was great when we were kids, then he decided to upgrade to the Deluxe Draconic Hyper-Cunt Package. Fucking pay-to-winners."

That's... definitely what he said.

Word for word.

:V
Dr Totentanz
Dr Totentanz
The funny thing is somewhere within the brackish depths of the internet, there's probably a mod that makes Parthanax say those exact words.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Not getting to eat alduin all proper like is the biggest BS in skyrim.
It'd be cool if killing him broke the game balance by reducing the cooldown on shouts :p
KinKrow
KinKrow
Half off Shout time would be fantastic.

Oh man, I guess unmodded Shouts are to remain mostly gimmicks for the game.

That said...

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/20997/?

...Infinite Shouts mod.

Just fucking whip across an entire country using whirlwind sprint.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Well, I suppose if there's anywhere suitable for the actual contents of nexusmods now, it's qq.
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