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Questionable Questing

Mannfred Von Carstein
Mannfred Von Carstein
Oh dear, I didn't think the title would illicit that response. I guess I'm more appealing to necrophiliacs now?

Thank you. Azura is a favorite of mine.
Dr Totentanz
Dr Totentanz
I've a bevy of kinks but necrophilia isn't one of them, not that I'd judge. Lord knows I've my own kinks and kicks. It's poor Louen, the guy still hasn't gotten over what happened in Sylvania.
Mannfred Von Carstein
Mannfred Von Carstein
Neither would I. I mean, I get off on masturbating in public. :p

Maybe he shouldn't have invaded the sovereign territory of the Vampire Counts, then?
Dr Totentanz
Dr Totentanz
Oh boy, there's only three things that I don't like. the rest? Ambivalent but willing to try to Oh dear gods yes!

...They invaded him! And started the War! He only finished them!
Mannfred Von Carstein
Mannfred Von Carstein
Unless you are specifically turned on by the act of pleasuring yourself in public, I wouldn't recommend doing it. The benefits aren't enough to outweigh the risks.

Anyone walking into the hellscape that is Sylvania deserves whatever they get.
Dr Totentanz
Dr Totentanz
Did do it in a bathroom stall once. But that don't count XD. Yeah not worth the heaping helping of shit coming down if things go bad and you get caught or something.

Well Louen got off easy, only PTSD in exchange for wiping out the von Carstein line for good.
Mannfred Von Carstein
Mannfred Von Carstein
I wouldn't do if it hadn't given me the best orgasms of my life, and if I hadn't gotten really good at doing it stealthily. It helps that I wear a hoodie/windbreaker combo three fourths of the year.

If one manages to triumph over the vamps, they deserve the victory. If one is weak-willed enough to be scarred by it mentally, they deserve the PTSD. All are equal in the face of Shyish.
Dr Totentanz
Dr Totentanz
Just don't go 'round giving people hand shakes once you've finish alright? XD. I much prefer butt play myself. Both given and received. Never tried with a dude but I'm not against it.

Still need to get Louen to that chapel, guy still likes Chaos... ._.
Mannfred Von Carstein
Mannfred Von Carstein
Ah, don't worry. I'm kinky, not unhygienic. :p

Poor fellow. You sure he doesn't need to be put down?
Dr Totentanz
Dr Totentanz
At least you've manners. Some people would take delight in smearing their relish over someone's car or something.

Perhaps. I've heard that burying him in Mousillon would help put his soul to rest.
Mannfred Von Carstein
Mannfred Von Carstein
Nah, I'm aware that not everyone has a cum fetish.

That's kind of the opposite of what would be good for him. It has about as much success as the rereconquista.
Dr Totentanz
Dr Totentanz
Shockingly. What is this world coming too when someone doesn't appreciate a good cum smearing on their car. :p

Who knows? He keeps screaming about Mousillon, why not bury him there and let him confront it!
Mannfred Von Carstein
Mannfred Von Carstein
Even if I was running on full horndog mode, I wouldn't appreciate dried semen on a vehicle I owned. I'd just have to wash it off.

Again, rereconquista. About as likely as Andulasia turning around the Spanish in 1440. He's not steady enough to face his problems head on.
Dr Totentanz
Dr Totentanz
Eh I keep my kinks and lewdness behind closed doors. Don't exactly like having people that know me know some of the things I'm in.

Perhaps if we were working with Logic and real life stuff you'll be right. But this is Warhammer! It laughs in the fact of logic!
Mannfred Von Carstein
Mannfred Von Carstein
See, that's rather odd, from my perspective. I am exactly as candid as I am on the internet as I am in real life. I just sort of ignore social conventions.

I suppose that's true. It's equally unlikely for Andulasia to pick up shop and move to the New World, but I did that, so maybe Louen can do it too.
Dr Totentanz
Dr Totentanz
Well I guess I'm fairly private about certain things. I'm more open on here since I keep things fairly disconnected from my actual life. Though those closer to me do know the kinky side heh.

Especially when the person telling him to do stuff tells him too and he has to do it no matter what.
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