Let me try my Tanuki
I have been learning
*cough*
Bork Bork Bork?
I have been learning
*cough*
Bork Bork Bork?
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If you think about it, with robots being created by humans, them so much less and later than humans, being basically the children of humanity... all transhumanists and robot lovers are actually lolicons.
If you think about it, Shou Tucker did nothing wrong. He wasan early pioneer of Catgirl Technology. Also, you're so old that there's people who don't know what FMA is while being anime fans
Character development? Fuck that shit! I'm too dumb to develop my character! Hmph!
shit yuyuhakusho was a good show
That moment when you suddenly realize that, based on the user number, Bii here is actually the earliest registered member amongst mods on the site. Its not even living fossil level, he is litterally out there with Ctulhu, queen of brits and other things that predate reality as we know it.
DO NOT touch the fluffy tail, DO touch the fluffy ears
How about give you Tsukishima's fullbring and then make you Nina Tucker in FMA
Shukuro Tsukishima's fullbring is perfect for NTRing, if you think about it. Perfect target for isekai.
If you think about it, Aizen stabbed Hinamori so many times, and she survived so many times, so even if he really treated her like trash or whatever, you could see that there's a trace of hypocrisy there where he actually cares about fugging dat loli mmhm
Community jokes about it but in Chinese, there is a saying about "being streets ahead"
It's shocking how hard it is to find a suitable isekai target. Like, I was really spoiled by isekaiing Biigoh. Most people, even if they run in front of a truck, won't get isekaied because they just don't fit the mold, are not worthy, or are too annoying. Hmm.
Wait, "乱马" isn't "Wild Horse", it's more like "Messy Horse". Messy Horse One Half.
Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke had a son together. His name is Boruto.
dear kami-sama, I wish to wake up with 20,000 misaka imouto in my bed, amen and thank you google
lmao garou has a crush on a girl who looks like his mum
One day, The Great Tanuki met a loli goddess named Isis, whose husband-to-be had been torn apart by crocodiles, so it decided to help Isis conceive a baby, but it came out with a jackal's head. Clearly, The Great Tanuki has been pranked again by Jackal, and this hurt its fragile feelings. So it crawled into its tanuki hole, ate a tub of ice cream, and hibernated.
The Poop Yahweh stole a loli named Lilith from somewhere to marry his small poop Adam, which The Great Tanuki thought was a pity. So it abducted the loli Lilith and cucked Adam, causing the small poop to instead marry a smaller poop named Eve.
Deciding that it was too wet, The Great Tanuki went elsewhere and barked melodically. This sound became Iluvatar, who created lesser barks to make a choir, but by the time they started singing, The Great Tanuki took a nap and sleeprolled back to his friend Quetzelcoatl's house for snacks.
"You are fat!" The Jackal said to The Great Tanuki one day as a joke. The Great Tanuki beat its belly in rage, which became the first thunder, and rolled around, which became the first earthquake, and acted cute, which became the first plague. With broken heart, it cried and caused The Great Flood.
The cult of Biigoh is forming...
Darth Fish is a true Shitlord of legend, this Tanuki mythology has me intrigued... from now on this is my headcanon for the creation of the world.
Then came the first winter, when The Great Tanuki shed a hair, which grew up to become alittle tree named Yggdrasil. The Great Tanuki took some fleas from its back to take care of this tree and named them the Vanir and the Aesir. But some other fleas didn't get named became they fell on a hill called Olympus and grew pompous.
When The Great Tanuki got tired, it slept. When it was hungry, it ate. Then it pooped out a fully grown guy called Yahweh, which pooped out a smaller guy named Adam. Scared by the living poop, The Great Tanuki went to an island and let out two sweatdrops named Izanami and Izanagi, which made it ice cream mochi.
Later on, The Great Tanuki peed next to a river. A loli snakegirl named Nuwa came along and kneaded the smelly yellow clay beside the river into the Han people. Then the Great Tanuki saw its own shadow and was frightened and shocked, so it called this Angra Mainyu.
In the Beginning, The Great Tanuki sneezed. Its booger fell and became Pangu. Pangu tripped and his axe accidentally split the heavens from the earth. The Great Tanuki slapped Pangu's butt so hard that Pangu became the world.
Cultivate the Dao of Abducting Lolis With Memes And Sweets
big loli
small loli
red loli
blue loli
one loli
two loli
sleep with all the lolis
If you think about it, James, Jessie, and Meowth are the true protagonists of Pokemon franchise
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