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Questionable Questing

Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Pretty sure that Touhou Youkai is just still onboard with eating people
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
Eating people...
*Blinks*

I do not want!


Also she's from Touhou?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Yep.
From the same game the vampires first show up in, I believe.
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
Hmmm... does she want them in one bite or just take chunks out of them? Because I'm okay a little biting and stuff but not getting swallowed whole and digested.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Youkai maneating isn't a fetish, it's their traditional way of life. It's what they did to humans before lethal combat was forbidden by the current human keystone of their pocket dimension.
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
So what do they do now it's forbidden?

Could they take a bite or two and then leave me only slightly injured? Because I'd let them do that...
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Sulk. They sulk.
Alternatively, they break the rules, or hope for the chance to eat someone incognito after one of the ritualistic nonlethal duels the shrine maiden put in place.
There is no middleground for Touhou maneating.
That character, I'm pretty sure, is one of the ones who still finds opportunities to kill.
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
So I'm screwed if I go near her?

Who can keep me safe? The "strongest" ice fairy?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Eh, she still eats people, but she's really lazy about doing it, and she's not that good at the combat system...she DOES follow those rules, she's just not the nicest after winning.
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
What happens if I surrender before fighting?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Why would that be different than losing?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Anyways, you could probably learn to danmaku better than her with not too much effort if you properly became a denizen of Gensokyo. Or you could just fly away and she probably wouldn't pursue.
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
I dunno...

Hmmm... what about running away?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Running away would be stupid. Flight is a dime a dozen power in Gensokyo. Of course, that means you can probably learn it yourself long before you ever meet Rumia.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
and if not...just stay in the Human Village. It's very well protected. Has a schoolteacher who can devour history!
AngelicKnight.
AngelicKnight.
The village sound fun, could I learn flight there?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Fucked if I know. I mean, there are people around that're capable of teaching you...
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
But I'm not a Touhou loremaster, so I don't know how much the human village would care about some male(/jk, it's just that you don't really see guys in Touhou) outsider.
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