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Cambrian
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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male

Started a new story, check it out! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/an-iron-resolve-marvel-time-travel.26893/#post-8287504 Apr 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's a pity WoW never really did like a vampire expansion despite having all the ingredients for one. An Underworld themed one by spacing vampires out in old zones with sexy vampire girls that could play either faction would have been great.
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Its because Twilight made vampires cringe around that time period lol.
        May 3, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Shoulda leaned into it, the neckbeards woulda played no matter what. Just look at the pandas, foxes, lizards, cows, wolves.

        Coulda made the game have some female players, hm hm. Maybe even add some romance to the plot.
        May 3, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Like, without it being lame, like it is now. Sure the characters now are more feminine, but they're lame, instead of cool or awesome or whatever. They aren't even hot or cute! Just... wimpy...

        If that was the case, I'd rather we go back to giant muscled lizard people instead of these thin-armed lanky lizard people...
        May 3, 2023
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    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's kind of interesting that Starbucks just outright is selling butterbeer lattes here now.
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      3. Cambrian
        Apr 28, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        It doesn't have any oil, it tastes less like butter and more like butter flavoring, you know what I mean? But it's also alcoholic lmao.
        Apr 28, 2023
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      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Oh thats definitely weird
        Apr 28, 2023
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    4. d.fish
      d.fish
      Uranus was overthrown by his son Cronus, and Cronus was overthrown by his son Zeus, and Zeus feared his sons doing the same. Did it never occur to people that they could just retire?
      1. Passing Pinecone
        Passing Pinecone
        They're immortal, though, so you'd end up with an ever increasing squad of retirees heckling the current leader from the sidelines, and commenting about things were different back in their day, back when the world had just been formed and things were run properly...
        Apr 26, 2023
      2. Daddycool101
        Daddycool101
        Reminds me of a tomb kings joke.
        Great great grandpa is pissed that he was buried in a unnamed grave, great grandpa is shouting about how his kingdom was so big back in the day and how he punished criminals. Grandpa is angry that his killers were forgiven. Dad is angry that his son was fucking the dad's concubines. Son is angry because these assholes won't shut up
        Apr 27, 2023
    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      To be honest, the contrarian in me kind of hates that people expect the protagonist to have "character development" towards a "positive and/or healthy" direction. The buzzing of these flies are so annoying!
      1. d.fish
        d.fish
        Sometimes, it feels better to be an even bigger asshole.
        Apr 21, 2023
      2. Passing Pinecone
        Passing Pinecone
        If a character hasn't become a sadistic tyrant brutally crushing all dissent by the end, have they really developed at all?
        Apr 21, 2023
    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      "It's ingrained into human DNA to pursue side quests while working on the main quest. So it should be totally excusable that I have lovers on the side!"
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I have a tshirt that says "I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests" hehe. Its a fav of mine :P
        Apr 21, 2023
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      You ever notice that the same people cool or happy with protagonist with harem are often the ones angry about mom or dad having a side ho? Hm...
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        Oh my god, I hate that. But you know, if you as the author do it intentionally to get them to feel a certain way, in order to get pay off later on, I certainly think it's great. Of course, those kinds of people have attention spans shorter than a goldfish's, so they'll never wait for even a second chapter. Ughhh, it's the worst
        Apr 20, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        They get so pissed when dad's fucking the maid or mom the poolboy, but at the same time, they're talking about how the MC's gotta have five wives like omfg guys
        Apr 20, 2023
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      4. Rikov
        Rikov
        som real fatherless behavior right there.
        Apr 21, 2023
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    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      I just realized something. Since it's Warsong Clan, and we're using 'savage', you could have called it 'A Savage Song', which would have been shortened to 'ASS'.
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        What'd ya think of the first three chapters btw? Good?
        Apr 20, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Ye

        still sorting out my thoughts tho, but ye
        Apr 20, 2023
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      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Fair, and tbf its only the first 3 chapters hah. Might be too early to know if I've fucked it up or not :P
        Apr 20, 2023
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    9. d.fish
      d.fish
      Oh, you never told me the thread was posted! I'ma go see now
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Oops, I knew I forgot to do something when I started posting the story publicly! Juggling too many damn balls at once lmao. Yus, please read!
        Apr 19, 2023
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      The main problem isn't that orcs aren't ugly in warcraft, because they are, but that regular humans are so ugly they could pass for peach colored orcs... you know what though, there sure are a lot of hot titan-construct statue-girls in that setting no one's touched...
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        Do you think there'd be slurs in setting like "go fuck a rock" or "I had a pebble stuck in my dick" or something because of these titan constructs
        Apr 17, 2023
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        in-setting slurs is always so annoying to figure out lol. Have to constantly decide what a character might say.
        Apr 17, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Maybe it's because the usual writer's first thought/first choice is often something inane like "green skin" or "knife ear". One of the rules of writing better is to deny your first idea, which helps with plot problems and just overall quality, but this is probably something fantasy writers often ignore... but, with how cute stone girls are, there should be funny slurs...
        Apr 17, 2023
    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      Actually, the voice actress for the dryads in wow do a pretty good job
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    12. DaSilverSceptile
      DaSilverSceptile
      Hey love your works, just wondering have you done a snippet about a group of adventurers attacking an orcs home and getting fucked or am I misremembering.
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      3. DaSilverSceptile
        DaSilverSceptile
        thank you i've been scrolling through your one-shots looking for it.
        Apr 12, 2023
    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      "I don't just ship it, I luxury cruise it."
    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      I can't even buy those MTG hot pockets here. It's not fair! (Also, it's really annoying that there's a person people call MTG on American media that keeps making me think American politics might be more blue mana, but bah)
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        overlapping acronyms are the worst ngl
        Apr 6, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        yeah, especially if it's something you know, but you're in an environment where it could mean a different thing, like a classroom, and you're on the stage and everyone's looking at you and you have to say what you don't know
        Apr 6, 2023
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    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      I mean, Magic the Gathering Hot Pockets is still better than that stuff they did with the 30 year anniversary stuff... but...
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    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's just, idk, Diablo 4 doesn't interest me, you know? Dunno what's wrong, it's definitely a step up from a lot of its competitors, but I haven't felt satisfaction with playing any ARPGs since offline D2 from way back lmao
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I tried a little bit of Diablo Immortal, but after four days I quit that piece of utter trash.
        Apr 3, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        It was utter trash, so of course only mobile game players will play it. I do see a future in these handheld almost-PC devices that are coming around this year though... I guess I just am hoping to find at least one good ARPG that'll bring me joy
        Apr 3, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Like, made for the purposes of fun, instead of being calculated down to a copyrighted formula to how to squeeze the most engagement time out of a player that they've all become
        Apr 3, 2023
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    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      Let's see, the porn archetypes... you have childhood friend in Jaina, neglected housewife in Tyrande, Garona could fill uh stepsister or something?, ... Ysera should be the teasing and dominant aunt/older sister/boss maybe?, Aegwynn can GILF I suppose or just "worldly lady", if you twist it right Vashj could play a subservient maid/captured or conquered slave?, uhhh... hm
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Just change it to Ork'am or something if you really think that's too on the nose, but honestly, your foil is a guy named Thrall.
        Mar 31, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        ikr lmao. Orkam might be good. Not any worse than Ogrim imo
        Mar 31, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Hmm

        Orgrim

        Orcam

        Yeah it's fine

        If we really wanted on the nose, you could go "Ocambri" or something
        Mar 31, 2023
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      I guess I just think that Tyrande isn't that hard to seduce. Her boyfriend--let's face it, they aren't husband and wife--has only been around a few times over the last ten thousand years. He wasn't even there for the War of the Shifting Sands, what a loser. And Jaina, having just been dumped--let's face it, she might have left, but Arthas is clearly the one who dumped her--wants a rebound.
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        You could plant several flashbacks as the characters are introduced. For example, having a flashback to thrall and how orcambrian is his foil; two orc boys growing up in that slave fighting arena, one being taught how to think like a human and the other fucking taretha. Then, another when Jaina shows up. IDK lmao at this point I feel like all my thoughts on this matter have already been squeezed out
        Mar 31, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        haha fair, I appreciate all of your thoughts tbh, it's helped me a lot. Need to sit down and start figuring out an outline and how long this story is gonna be later today I think.

        I knew based on how much I've enjoyed your previous stories, WoW or otherwise, that I wanted your feedback :P
        Mar 31, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Well, welcome to chat about this kinda thing whenever you wanna
        Mar 31, 2023
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      Alright, I suppose my thoughts on the matter is more of a moral degradation type thing. And maybe a little bit of jealousy, you know, because who did Tyrande have to compare Malfurion with? Other fat, slobby, hairy, smelly night elf druids? That cuck Illidan? The moment she sees Shandris with a nice orc hubby who loves her all nice and cuddly, with half-orc-half-elf babies...
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        He doesn't need to be outright malicious, but all leaders have to make choices. For example, helping the orcs settle--he could settle them closer to the goblins because he doesn't trust them or because doing this would let him kill two birds with one stone. Or letting the orcs go first when archimonde arrives. Or telling Tyrande to accompany OrcSI and make him happy, because Malfurion wants to go back to the Dream.
        Mar 31, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Should he send night elves to blackfathom deeps or ask the orcs to try it first? Should he let the humans be the orcs' neighbors or put them far away? Should he stock up NE's own supplies or give orcs some surplus?
        Mar 31, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        He might not be malicious, but as a leader, his responsibility is to his people first, but that would force Tyrande into a tough position since she has to clean up after his diplo-hazards after he runs off to sleep
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      If they add a "law" behind the "federal election campaign act", then you can have "FECAL".
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      Playing Hogwarts Legacy makes me feel like my nonexistent SI in the Harry Potter world should be invincible
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yeah, like I said, it's very mediocre

        and very easy

        So it makes me feel invincible while just... running around
        Mar 24, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah one story idea I had to explain how OP the MC is was the idea that the MC was sent undercover by Rookwood but without Ranrok's knowledge. So he was actually a fully trained wizard, but all of the Ancient Magic bullshit was a complete surprise and suddenly his boss' boss wants him dead and what not.

        But it wasn't even worth finishing the game to me, so probably not ever gonna write that lmao
        Mar 24, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        if I were to do a story, I'd probably have it have nothing to do with the HL story, because it's boring, and just have MC take part in the Franco-Prussian Wars or whatever other Euro war, or maybe be a colonizer and plantation owner, collecting a historical harem, and opening up Japan
        Mar 24, 2023
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      Tbh gpt4 makes writing dialogue a lot easier

      I feel braindead already

      Still can't get into the habit of using it tho
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      still can't believe they merged UBS with Credit Suisse
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I'll believe anything these days. Currently just watching to see how bad it all gets
        Mar 22, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        probably gonna get a lot worse before it gets better...

        ... wait, I think I said this before
        Mar 22, 2023
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      I used to be against using images in fanfics, but looking at AI drawing these days, I think learning how to proompt right would add a lot to a story hmm
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      3. Alaabalanalah
        Alaabalanalah
        do it~
        Mar 19, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        But! I refuse!

        One thing that I, a shitty fanfic writer, love to do is saying "No" to the faces of those that think they have an absolute advantage!
        Mar 20, 2023
      5. Alaabalanalah
        Alaabalanalah
        reeeeeeeee
        Mar 20, 2023
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      For the last ten days, I forgot how to spell "ubiquitious" and kept thinking it started with "obt-", drove me insane
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    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      Games made with Unreal 5 are like fanfics and online stories these days. So much blarghhh
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    28. Stigma
      Stigma
      Reading Deception, Domination, and Dragons, it's kind of weird that the MC considered the riverwood trader as another option for lodging when they only have 2 beds in-game.
    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      You've probably wrote enough that if we fed it all into an algo, we could teach it to write exactly like you do, right? At least, I feel that way, but I have yet to see anyone feed GRRM's stuff into an AI and tell it to write the next ASOIAF book because that guy certainly isn't gonna
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah I think so too, I just don't know where to get a learning AI that I can feed all my writing into lmao
        Mar 10, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        I guess chatting and longform story writing are just too different. Right now algos can't remember overarching plot coherently, iirc one of the problems with the chatbots is also the inconsistency. But I remember years ago that there was a short story writing kinda algo that did it okay. Maybe that can be used for smut? It's not like someone's gonna only cum after reading 1000 pages, after all
        Mar 10, 2023
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    30. d.fish
      d.fish
      Death Star Ship Girl
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        ZurigaSungama
        Mar 8, 2023
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