Biigoh

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  d.fish

• Jun 3, 2023

So I bought a new mouse that is like an updated version of the broken mouse, and it's feeling great. To be fair, the Logitech G Pro X Superlight was a good mouse while it was working properly, but this Glorious Series One seems to be a better version of the same simplified design.

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  d.fish

• Jun 1, 2023

You ever just get like this perfect mouse, and then a year into use, it's still perfectly fine, but then the scroll wheel just fucks itself, like when you try to scroll down it scrolls up and vice versa? God damn it.

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  d.fish

• Jun 1, 2023

Gamer system, but instead of strength dexterity or whatever, there's only length stamina volume or whatever

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  d.fish

• May 31, 2023

It's never explained why even though "sexual morality is reversed" the girls still put on make up and stuff while the guys don't do shit about their appearances. Teisou Gyakuten Sekai No Doutei Henkyou Ryoushu Kishi really feels like a porn doujin that isn't.

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  d.fish

• May 31, 2023

So League of Legends' official name is transliterally "Hero Alliance", but no one calls it that here. Instead, they read the letters LOL as "Loo Ah Loo".

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  d.fish

• May 31, 2023

"My name is Bii and I am part of the QQ Kpop boy band. I like to play basketball and listening to hiphop. I can dance, sing, and play many musical instruments. And I've been practicing these things since I was six."

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  d.fish

• May 30, 2023

goh bii your shelf

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  d.fish

• May 30, 2023

hell is just a washing machine

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  d.fish

• May 30, 2023

For some reason Alibaba the company is sometimes Tanuki Baba

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  d.fish

• May 30, 2023

One Bii to rule them all, One Bii to find them,
One Bii to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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  d.fish

• May 29, 2023

You have two tanukis inside of you
one is your fursona
the other is also your fursona
you are a furry

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  Alias

• May 28, 2023

Heh. I like this pic.

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  d.fish

• May 28, 2023

Fake tanuki!

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  d.fish

• May 28, 2023

If you think about it, Chinese Naruto fanfics keep calling Ninja World kids "precocious", but they aren't really that. It's just Chinese society is so repressive as to practically criminalize (as in it goes on a permanent record that even employers and universities see) schoolyard romance, that it seems "precocious".

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  SirBearington

• May 27, 2023

Tanuki da!

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  d.fish

• May 27, 2023

Holy shit! Andúril, the Flame of the West and the Sword that was Broken and the Sword Reforged from Narsil, is heavy.

Also, Narsil looks like the broken Master Sword.

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  d.fish

• May 27, 2023

lol these "deadeyed soulcrushed tamamo after she was sold into prostitution by gudao" doujins are pretty funny

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  d.fish

• May 27, 2023

so they sell cosplay/replica swords here for like only 250 rmb, 1:1 and all metal/faux leather/linen/whatever, and they're really nice, so I accidentally aragorn's sword and lmao why did they make arturia's version of the master sword hahaha get

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  Biigoh

• May 26, 2023

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798386969708462081/1111754881821311107/zqnaoy1jjt861.png

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

lmao itd be cool if we have a chain government default that just collapses everything everywhere all at once

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

"This story tells us that in the anime world, opening a door is often a very risky thing."

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

Kept trying to search "Pure Land of Bliss", when I should have searched "Gokuraku Jodo" lmao Japanese->Chinese->English translations

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

fuck it let's write some trash

"Biigoh gets reincarnated as a minor fish youkai into the setting of Inuyasha, watching Su Daji/Tamamo cause the downfall of the Shang Dynasty (then called Yin Period), and that Ninetailed Fox bullies smol Biigoh, slaps him across the pond into Japan, and then Biigoh awakens the many wives many kids system..."

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

I saw a reverse of the many wives many kids system, basically it's the many mommies system, where you adopt mommies and gain power from loving your mommies

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

It feels like most of the time when they talk about explosive deaths in English, you see a lot about blood and viscera and bone, but you never see a lot of words describing the meat, despite it being the majority of what the splattering should be. But in Chinese, they always say shit about "meat patty" or "meat paste" or "meat loaf", rather than the blood and bone. Hm.

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

Imagine getting your perfect Tiamat loli. And then having her being taken away. I think the revenge could be a compelling story.

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2023

Maybe just do one of those "reincarnated as a dragon youkai in inuyasha with the many mates many kids system" thing would be easier than what I tried lmao

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2023

biigoh is actually one of the guardians of the clow cards, not a tanuki

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2023

biigoh is actually a winged cat from another world, not a tanuki

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2023

in Alibaba's Taobao app, you can track where your online shopping is at, and the map of China in that tracking feature has its ocean boarders down to Indonesia lmao