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Questionable Questing

Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
'We expect this to take only five minutes' they say.
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
'You just need to snap pictures of your ID and your face with a phone or webcam' they say. 'Easy!'
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
It's been over two hours of getting my webcam working and alternating between it and phone trying to do this bullshit.
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
A constant stream of 'This is too blurry' 'this is too blurry' 'can you read this? We can't read this. Fuck you do it again' and 'Oh hey, it looks like the three minutes we provided you to try to do this are up. BETTER TRY AGAIN FROM THE START.'
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
Over and over and over again.
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
At the end of it I have found that my phone will full on not open the face verification bullshit 'put your face in this oval' final step. It just won't. Even if I manage to take a perfect pic it just doesn't work.
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
With the webcam, after similar amounts of trying and struggling to not go scream into a pillow, I do eventually get there.
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
'Is this you?' the machine says. 'I, the computer, do not think this looks like you.'
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
This is some fucking bullshit.
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
Maybe if I go get a new ID made it will work with that one.

Or maybe I just go the alternate route and delete everything I've posted on Patreon and change it to 'I promise I don't write smut'.
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
And just leave it as a completely blank page where people go if they want to send me money.
Chibi-Reaper
Chibi-Reaper
Because goddamn.
ZurigaSungama
ZurigaSungama
Yikes upon yikes
Heaven Canceler
Heaven Canceler
Huh that sucks. I heard Subscribestar is more welcoming to lewd content, maybe try that one? Though it may not be worth moving over...
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