So I read this one Pokemon Cyberpunk crossover, where there's like a cat cafe, you know the kind like a maid cafe but instead of maids it's cats, but instead of cats, it's Eevees, and it's called The Eevee Cafe, and it's like there because people need to release excess stress, but they aren't retarded enough to turn to Buddhism like in actual Cyberpunk
*looks at zummy tummy*
hmmm