Zam138

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  d.fish

• Sep 29, 2023

"This kite is as useless as you are, it can't even stay up for three seconds."

"That's because your technique is lacking. If you're good, then rather than three seconds, it could stay up for even three hours."

"So it can get it up. All it took was someone with only his hands for company all his life, like you."

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  d.fish

• Sep 29, 2023

Pretend to be the zam pig to eat the zam tiger.

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  d.fish

• Sep 29, 2023

hey

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  d.fish

• Sep 28, 2023

*steals the zam's zam from the zam zam*

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  d.fish

• Sep 28, 2023

if you think about it, getting not enough sleep and then waking up in the afternoon is like regigigas' slow start

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  d.fish

• Sep 28, 2023

Sniff sniff, smells like zam

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  d.fish

• Sep 27, 2023

bah ha bah bah

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  d.fish

• Sep 26, 2023

so anyway for today, let's have you 睡十二个小时，好吧？

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  d.fish

• Sep 25, 2023

to make up for it, now you have to sleep ten horas por dias

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  Zam138

• Sep 24, 2023

...I spent so long agonizing over my outline of how to write the previous chapter that I have no idea what to do for the next chapter TTvTT;

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  d.fish

• Sep 24, 2023

zam-flavored dairy queen treat

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  Zam138

• Sep 23, 2023

my work is done, time 2 sleb

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  d.fish

• Sep 23, 2023

But actually, Zam is also emergency food.

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  d.fish

• Sep 23, 2023

What a zammer zam.

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  d.fish

• Sep 22, 2023

I don't like the power creep in Gen 9 of Pokemon; there's too many new Pokemon with 500+ base stats. Like that used to mean something, but now it's everywhere...

Also, it's weird, but I see in a lot of Pokemon fanfics where some passerby/mook/faceless trainer would nickname their Spearow the nickname "Little Ho-oh" or "Small Ho-oh". Just something that seems really common...

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  d.fish

• Sep 21, 2023

*puts on sunglasses, bites lower lip, watches on in admiration*

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  d.fish

• Sep 19, 2023

So some strange oneliners that seem to be memed in wns, but not the "had eyes but couldn't see mt. tai" kinda lines
"Obviously I came first, why do you favor her..."
"I preferred how unruly and arrogant you were earlier"
"As it turns out, the little clown is myself"

...

hmm

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  d.fish

• Sep 19, 2023

>:T

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  d.fish

• Sep 19, 2023

Sometimes I wanna write a Eevee SI where I can be chuuni in Pokemon Speak and be like, "Watch out for my Supreme Fluff Bui Bui Fist!"

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  d.fish

• Sep 19, 2023

*inserts flag to claim this zam for the glorious motherland*

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  d.fish

• Sep 19, 2023

Zameron a cute

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  d.fish

• Sep 17, 2023

I'm a zammie girl in a zammie world,
zam in plastic, it's zamtastic,
you can brush my zam, unzam me everyzamere
zamagination, zam is your creation

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  d.fish

• Sep 17, 2023

kekekeekekeke

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  d.fish

• Sep 17, 2023

sometimes, it feels like talking isn't the answer, but violence isn't ever able to be overwhelming enough to be it either

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  d.fish

• Sep 16, 2023

hehe, zam

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  d.fish

• Sep 16, 2023

AT LONG LAST, ZAM ZAMMED OUT A ZAMMY

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  d.fish

• Sep 15, 2023

*zams a zam a zam*

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  d.fish

• Sep 14, 2023

zomzom~

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  d.fish

• Sep 13, 2023

仙子精灵 can be read as "Fairy Fairy", which is just the perfect translation for Sylveon

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  d.fish

• Sep 13, 2023

remember tide pods?

I never understood why anyone would put that in their mouths, it's not like they look like yummy gummy stuff or something