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There was this one Naruto fanfic author that tried to act smart by saying that Konan could be immune to the weakness of water release if she used oil paper instead of regular paper, but it's like, just makes her weak to fire? He doesn't even mention how it's an insulator, defending against some lightning release, either. Most importantly, that paper would be way heavier, no? Bah! Writers sniffing their own farts!
As time goes on, it's evident that human nature cannot withstand any tests. Trust will inevitably be broken, love will eventually fade, survival outweighs principle, greed mutates altruism, camaraderie warps into exchanges of interests. Pragmatic protagonists are just more honest.
Saw this story with the premise "MC gains the power to isekai into different stories, but only as cannon fodder level antagonists", and the author chose an simp accountant who wasted his 200 IQ in the domineering female CEO's company in a generic "Dragon King returns to China" urban setting. Instead of literally anything else?
Sometimes it feels like the way people talk about "lowest power level in genre"-- like Kimetsu no Yaiba being weakest in youkai, or Douluo Dalu weakest in xianxia--just means it's a bit more fleshed out than the average of that genre
Wait, when did Shinji say he could play with Tohsaka's legs for a whole year? People keep referring to this as an "iconic line" but I can't seem to remember him perving on her like that, though I will admit, Ereshkigal best Rin, best legs. Mhm.
Because the story of Douluo Dalu has MC's wife die (and rez), MC's dad's wife die (and rez), MC's friends' mothers die (and not rez), the setting is sometimes called "Dead Wife Douluo World"
You dodged the isekai truck, and it crashed into a river. A river god rises from the river and askes you,
"Did you lose this shabby truck with no isekai cheats, or did you drop this silver truck with this light novel level cheat, or did you drop this gold truck with this wish fulfillment level cheat into the river?"
So it's Wu-Tang, because Wu Dang, in Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, and in that story, and in most wuxia, "Shaolin" is often the strongest and an authority--kind of like the FBI or the Police--and it's also often an oppressive force, so
It's like, you see Ash beating Diantha, and you, and most of the audience, are like, well, a League Champion amounts to this much, and it's about time, and then Ash's Greninja gets wrecked by a fucking Charizard that probably hacked the game to have the ability Storm Drain, what bullshit is this?
So anyway, "luo" in how they pronounce "Luo A Luo" (For League of Legends), the "luo" in "Douluo Dalu", can be used as in "I luo a cat" which is "I pet a cat" but it can also be "I luo a little" which is "I masturbate a little".