now that I think about it, the taoist master who said that dual cultivation means doing it without climax to my friend was probably just saying that to excuse himself from not getting her off
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There's a specific meme term in wide use these days, "战五渣", the literal translation is battle five trash, but it actually means, "five power level scum", as a term for weak mooks
there's this one meme pic of shanks putting the strawhat on kid luffy, you know the scene, but the hat is photoshopped green
so the story goes like this
There once was a powerful eunuch who wanted to create a martial art and inner energy technique that would allow him to grow back his... tool
thus he created the sunflower manual
Sometime later, the abbot of shaolin got his hands on the sunflower manual and stored it within the shaolin temple
so thats what a jade bed is
i thought it was a block of jade
but no its just like those seat padding taxi drivers use
vtubers will never love you, waifus will never love you, true love is a lie
so I'm reading that story, right, and it's like, half the time, he's fighting the war of resistance and under yuan shikai, but then the other half the time, he's looking for ghost pussy and demon pussy???
The reason why so many "want to be a dragon rider (the literal term translated to english is dragon knight however)" is because the heroine is xiaolongnv whose name is translated as little dragon girl, but the term is somewhat defamatory because in jin yong's novel, the dragon rider is the taoist rapist who raped xiaolongnv
so because it's considered unethical over here people report web stories that contain mother daughter rice bowls if you know what I mean
Remember Fist of Legend? Mitsuko Yamada was pretty cute
Kinda wanna see like, a shitty harem web story, like, "I just learned xianxia cultivation and then I isekaied to revolutionary era america, but it's a gestalt world of all the books/movies/shows set in this period"
so it's like, there's lincolns hunting vampires, and there's vampire diaries vampires, and then there's also skelly pirates in the caribbeans, and shit
the era of more staff members being touhou has ended
Welcome to the Tanuki Lostbelt, where all humans are tanuki, and thus this world is unnecessary.
saw this one title that was like "Type Moon: Start by Riding Medusa and Exploring Sakura's Body"
you died of overwork and woke up, thinking that you isekaied
but actually you're just azathoth
I think I get it, you know, "The Root" in English seems fine, but when in Chinese, it's another term for penis, like "his life root" or whatever, so in Type Moon, maybe Gaia is a futa?
Imagine being called Coral and Maitreya instead of Sango and Miroku.
I can kind of understand that villain system. If we put it in a stupider series, like DXD, or a normal series, like Ranma, then it's like you fucked Issei's mom or Ranma's mom, and then took a bit of their luck, had kids with their moms, took more luck, so now Issei can't beat his enemies as easily, or the girls won't love him "just because he's kind", or even get that stupid red hand glove
it seems like "licking dog" is more than just "simp"
because simp seems to be more... simple? like, just a sort of giving in, but licking dog is like, "oh no, I can't be matched with her because she doesn't like me enough yet, so I don't want to force her or push her boundaries, I want to respect her wishes, so if she can't love me, then I'll protect her silently from behind the scenes" like a sort of overconcern?
all things aside, there is one big difference between rwby and dldl in how fast people grow up, like in rwby, you have jaune, who's an emotional idiot several seasons in, and then in dldl, you have kids who just entered the academy having several girlfriends while also visiting whorehouses on the weekends at the same time
like... one is "here's a safety bubble everything's sanitized inside" and the other is too real
after watching all those NTR and cheating korean and chinese dramas, I feel like the JRPG fantasy "loli elf gets kidnapped by a band of orges/goblins/orcs and then gangraped until she's broken into a breeding sow machine" genre can't even fuck with my head in the slightest bit at all anymore
saw this one version of dual cultivation technique where one steals the "origin", "fate", and "luck" of the other through this; but it's damped so it's not like usurpation, more like "I made you lose your 'fate', so the people who loved you kinda don't, your talents are kinda gone, and you're not gonna get anywhere further in life, and I get a generic +1 boost to my powers"
金刚 = adamantine = unbreakable = vajra = king kong
so
it's time to cultivate a king kong body
"My name is Tsunade, I'm from a small town in a small feudal kingdom."
but looking back with a more professional eye, douluo dalu can't compare with rwby in terms of set choreography, camera work, costume design, uhhh all the "animation" stuff
both are "teens in magic fighting school" type animations, but well, one is more traditionally/professionally made
and the other is a web novel story animated in a game engine
hmmm
maybe the reason why those ming, song, tang, etc. chairs are so wide that you can't rest both your arms on each armrest at the same time is because they're made for people who can hug a girl in each arm, so it's actually chairs made to fit three people, but this is lewd, so it's left out of the records, but it was common sense at the time, sort of like how vhs is common sense back then, but no one remembers now
so it's not really "west factory" or "east factory", but you know because eunuchs are called gonggong, and where they're based is the gongchang, and a factory is gongchang too, but I don't think there's any other translations for it unless you just call it, what, "west eunuch workhouse" and "east eunuch workhouse"?To confirm the account I need to publish a message I don't know how to do this please help
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