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Questionable Questing

Guardian Box
Guardian Box
Levels of procrastination an amateur writer can only envy.
Yuhabahha
Yuhabahha
At this point, if he lives long enough for rejuvenation/cyberpunk life extensions I almost shudder to imagine what he'll do to avoid finishing.

Go to Mars? Join Starfleet and visit nearby star systems? The possibilites are endless!
Alexander
Alexander
I swore to learn the necromancy arts and personally drag that man out of the tomb if he dares to kick the bucket before finishing ASOIAF.
Guardian Box
Guardian Box
>28 thousand years in the future
>midway through the galactic crusades
>God-Emperor of Mankind takes a break from the galactic conquest to come back to Terra
>goes to a specific room, this particular one hosting the preserved cyberized body of an author from 21nd century
>he glares at him viciously
"Have you finished the fucking book already."
"lol no"
Yuhabahha
Yuhabahha
I suggest adding a touch of mind compulsion to your study curriculum otherwise it's likely you'll end up with the world's first procrastinating zombie/undead/mummy etc.
"No, I can't write! You see, this here my arm bone? It doesn't fit quite right and until it creaks juuust right I can't write...say, them fingers don't feel all that good either, we'll need to find and test new ones as well..."
Yuhabahha
Yuhabahha
If you think about it, the wars and the pointless bickering his works and attitude inspire already fits two of the gods modus operandi. Coupled with all the edging and masochism, mixed with some stagnation and procrastination for the other two...

G.r.r for champion of chaos undivided!

...he still won't finish it though :p
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