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Comments on Profile Post by Klerg

  1. Klerg
    Klerg
    *munches cookie* I will have my revenge. Somehow.
    Oct 8, 2016
  2. Valette-Serafina
    Valette-Serafina
    That sounds unimaginably cute.

    If your vengeance must be violent, close the gap and use an elbow. Don't aim for the face: It's easy to see coming, and triggers reflexes.
    Oct 8, 2016
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  3. Klerg
    Klerg
    I'll stick to kicking in the future, it's more satisfying. It was more in the nature of a dope slap though, rather then to cause actual harm. For revenge though, well, I'm technically his boss... *evil laughter*
    Oct 8, 2016
  4. Klerg
    Klerg
    My vengence is at hand! I'm gradually stealing his pens and when he comes to me to ask for the key to the supply closet I shall say I don't have the time! *Maniacal laughter*
    Oct 9, 2016
  5. Valette-Serafina
    Valette-Serafina
    How diabolical.
    Oct 9, 2016
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  6. Klerg
    Klerg
    My revenge has backfired. He's just started stealing /my/ pens. >.>
    Oct 14, 2016
  7. Valette-Serafina
    Valette-Serafina
    Whoever could have seen that coming?
    Oct 15, 2016
  8. Klerg
    Klerg
    I know right? I tried reverse psychology, and that didn't work. Then I started calling him Mike, but it only confused him. Then I accused him of Pen Envy, and he just asked if that's why I had been stealing his, so I chucked my Frued action figure with Karate chop action and kung fu grip at him.
    Oct 15, 2016
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  9. Valette-Serafina
    Valette-Serafina
    Have you considered dark sorcery? Summoning the souls of the damned is supposed to be a fairly effective method of achieving vengeance.
    Oct 15, 2016
  10. Klerg
    Klerg
    Yeah, my wiccan phase ended around 15 :p maybe some sort of high tech dance ray though. Just need to negotiate with the cows, they might let me use it if I chase off officer barbrady...
    Oct 15, 2016
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